Challeng-EDD WITH LYRICS has been in the works since JANUARY. I watched the entirety of Eddsworld SIX TIMES to get it right. I hope you enjoy Boyfriend's quest through England to get Girlfriend a muffin!

Twitter: https://twitter.com/RecDTRH​
Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/RecD​
Discord: https://discord.com/invite/6PWNwEY​

Written, performed, directed and edited by RecD
The Boyfriend, Matt, Eduardo, Jon & Zanta voiced by RecD
The Girlfriend Voiced by Moop: https://twitter.com/moopsterino
Edd voiced by JassiVA: https://www.castingcall.club/jassiva
Tom voiced by SomeMusicalKid: https://twitter.com/SomeMusicalKid
Tord voiced by Juno Songs: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmam9sOUvleO0HFkhq0KLJg
Challeng-EDD Composed and Arranged by philliplol: https://twitter.com/philiplolz
Extra Incidental Music arranged by RecD based on Challeng-EDD & Eddsworld Music
Art direction: crowbobot: https://twitter.com/crowbobot
 Moop, Flower: https://twitter.com/jestpurr
Video Art:
Agent Water Buffalo: https://twitter.com/AGWater_Buffalo
JOnline: https://twitter.com/jOnline_NG
Kermo Giovanna: https://twitter.com/KermoGiovanna
CharliChu: https://twitter.com/chubledoobles
Court Jester: https://twitter.com/Jester_O_Court
TaySamey: https://twitter.com/taysamey
Fossil: https://twitter.com/fossilarts
Thumbnail by MugiMikey: https://www.youtube.com/c/MugiMikey
RETRY animation from Week 5 WLYR by Jakeneutron: https://twitter.com/TheJakeneutron
Perfect Clear Footage by Flippy: https://www.youtube.com/c/FlippyFNF
Friday Night Funkin is (C) NinjaMuffin99, KawaiSprite,
PhantomArcade and evilsk8r
Eduardo Memers: 29Roars, EllisBros, GALAXYBOI17, HumbayNoob, KirbyatYT,
Meebies, RonnieRoush4, RoseInTheSkull, Sakaruchibi, SillySquirtle,
Sleepyhead Nat, sussychik, YuloYuppy
Character designs and gameplay taken from the FNF Online Mod
Edd, Tom, Matt, Tord, Eduardo Jon, Mark and Zanta owned by Eddsworld
Produced by Josh Denty and Avantika Mishra

Challeng-EDD WITH LYRICS By RecD Ft. Juno Songs - Friday Night Funkin' Cover

Don't Hug Me I'm Scared Vs. The Truman Show

Main Cast:
Cri as Pyro (Video) 
Swoldow as Pyro (Audio) 

Cri as Jacket (Video) 
Belle Beniko as Jacket (Audio) 
garbageGothic as Jacket’s recorder 

Beat by Allrounda
Mixed by: Serena
Written by: Cri
Thumbnail by: M!CAH

Battle:

Pyro:
The fire burns like the sun nobody is safe to run 
Warning! Warning! for you this won't be fun
I strike up a match and things turn for the worst
But if you want to strike a match then I’ll let it all burn

It will only take a second to rip you open and spill your guts
But while killing a hobo you tipped over and went to spill your guts
Like Soldier with Zhanna you ain't getting any leisure
At least when I leave people shaking it’s fear, not fucking seizures 

Went into a losing battle with a band of men,
but was too quick to book it. Turned to abandonment
Was hauled off to safety by your friend to prevent your ends 
But since Beard was cut off you started smashing heads

I don’t care about no silent assassins I’ll turn your ass into grass quick 
Air blast back your attacks to make you disappear like it's magic
Like your girl in the bathroom, Left 4 Dead, man it’s tragic
That you had to get a PAYDAY 2 not get trashed like an addict

Jacket:
Do you know what time it is? Time to stop all of your rambling 
You may have heat but it’s nothing to the streets of Miami
A harbinger of death, but it’s simply just a rumor 
Cause he may not have cancer, but you're still your teams biggest tumor

You used to be leaving people questioning “Why’s Pyro cynical?”
But now all they can think of you is “Why Pyrocynical!”
It’s typical, but I find it ironic you can't spit hotter
So I’ll snuff this pyro’s flame leaving RED in the water

A mute mercenary maiming men begging for attention 
Yet this infantile infantry isn't meant to have a weapon
But with a finger on the trigger I'm prone to leave any ringer dead
Cause there's nothing stopping me even with a bullet through my head

Go ahead and turn off your fire before I get my guns and fire 
To leave the flames going higher Pyro’s burning as a pyre
Cause out of everyone on your team you're still the most useless member
So please exercise caution when aggravating my temper

Pyro:
You've been a hoax ever since the moment you were first deployed
Finished the objective of the movement that you wanted to destroy
But addressing the depressing acts they used to send a message
You’ll need more than 50 blessings to not leave this battle headless

Jacket:
Claim I’m a hoax while you’ve stayed as a joke
Just the trope of the foe meant to go as unknown
I go for the throat make you choke on your smoke
Thank you all for stopping by we hope you enjoyed the show

Pyro vs Jacket - TF2 vs Anything (ft. Swoldow, garbageGothic, and Belle Beniko)

Watch this video for this battle! - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5x4s7gR7tVA

Welcome back to Shimario's Rap Battles! We have an obscure one today lmao, with a battle between 2 indie Itch.io games caught the eyes of many of my fellow rap battle makers. We have Mary Anta, the protagonist of ArcadeKitten's visual novel Cemetery Mary, against Preston Ramirez, the main villain of Dreadful Studios' horror game Preston's Hourglass. Comment down below who you think won the battle, and feel free to leave suggestions for future battles as well!

Check out the original games here!
Cemetery Mary: https://arcadekitten.itch.io/cemetery-mary
Preston's Hourglass: https://dreadfulstudio.itch.io/prestons-hourglass

garbageGothic as Mary Anta
https://www.youtube.com/@garbageGothic

Fightmarker as Preston
https://www.youtube.com/@fightmarker

Written and Directed by: Shimario
Beat Produced by: Whodunit Beats
Beat Arranged by: Shimario
Mixed by: Fightmarker
Edited by: Shimario 
Art by: A Trash Artist and ColeTheCole
Additional Assets by: Rabi, Commander Jacob, and ArcadeKitten
Thumbnail by: Rabi
Special Thanks to: ItsNugget, the Maryheads, ArcadeKitten, and Dreadful Studios

LYRICS: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1lPyrPUb0kLeFhGPyxR77H0WRl8FU2Jenu3a4tnsyEoU/edit?usp=sharing 

Thanks for listening! I'll see you guys whenever I decide to appear again lmao.

Cemetery Mary vs Preston's Hourglass - Rap Battle!

Not mine, this audio belongs to GamingPlush64
Mei Xin Bierzynski as Yuri
garbageGothic as Susie
JustGamer as Ralsei

Yuri:
Eh...? A guest..?
Well, I better make some tea...
So that I can spill it when you're stepping up to me!
Ah-
I didn't mean it!
I just... can't steady my heart...
It's just when i rap, my body gets incrediblyyyyyyyy hëÂŨĐ±ŒđĨËLĸĀñȔĨtÕÌü¾Œ×ŦÙȚß
To find who has the better ink, I will lead
Fighting a writer, but I don't even think you can read
Lizard with the ripped jeans and a raccoon on her head
I'm guessing by your dress, you don't get a lot of bread
Who cares about this brat?
I don't even want to look at you
Drop you like a manual from Ralsei, throw the book at you!
Drop you like a card king, have you folding in this fight
Drop you in the Dark World, call that Ghost Under The Light

Susie:
When I cared to tune into your rap, I was impressed
Didn't think you'd have a verse more padded than your chest
But you know that I'll take no L's against a sissy goth
Quiet people pissing over poems really piss me off!
Heh, maybe I misinterpreted what a face off was
You don't got bite in your lines
Dumbass, I ate the chalk
Like, come on!
Only thing you do with pens is–
Wait, she WHAT?!
Dang, i just might be on Natsuki's side:
I may throw up!
Face it, punk, I took the beat and ate it up, and I'm still hungry
I'll rob you of your chocolates
Not that I'm worried you might see
You're such a dummy, Ralsei's songs have done more to excite me
So treat this battle like I cut my finger; freakin' bite me!

Yuri:
Hhhh... You should have kept those bangs over your eyes...
It doesn't take a third eye to see your demise...
You're a pussy
In an alley... not much you have to eat...
Why don't you go off looking for quarters with Natsuki?

Susie:
That third eye calling must be garbage noise, cause that was trash
Also, you only have two eyes
Dumbass!
I'm out here finding worlds, I'm in the goddamn prophecy
You're just the kind of nerd that I shove into lockers, I'm a beast!
I could swallow a box of chalk and I'll feel like Susiezilla
I will Markov your Portrait when your face is chewed and spit up
Disarm you like C. Round
That's a checkmate, so stop it
Cause I'm sure I'm doing better things than you are in the closet

Yuri:
I've had it with your accusations and sickening attitude
You can brag what that ax can do after I'm done stabbing you
If my heart stops, it'll be the one heart attack here that succeeds
Indulge in your dark, roaring fantasies, lets see where that will lead
He couldn't take the edge of my blade...
So you can't handle me
Expendable as Yoshi to your friend
Hope they command you eat so many apples that you fucking die from all the rancid seeds
And then you turn to dust and fade away like a sandy beach
You stand deceased, Lancer and your family
Your fantasies, a cancer in your soul
A soul that's God, a God's abandoned tree
A tree sprouting ideas
A confession, an eye yet to see
A thought composed of clocks composed of gears composed of memories
An ember made of negative degrees
A snake that wants to eat a snake that wants to feed
A shaking hand, a hand that wants to breathe
A reaching set of times collide from empty seas of red
A being breaking and remaking time and space
A deep regret, a wheel, a wheel that breathes
A breathing zombie's bleeding thought forgot to breathe
A breathing father's beeping monitor
A bleeding somber sleep
A God that breathes, a breathing watch
A beating heart, a watching beat
A breathing verse, a bleeding lyric
YOU'LL SEE EVERYBODY BLEEDS!

Susie vs. Yuri. DGPRB.

ORIGINALLY UPLOADED ON 08/28/2023

LYRICS

Intruder:
STOP WATCHING THIS. IMMEDIATELY HEED THE WARNING, PLEASE
PROCEEDING IS PROHIBITED, since you’ve no authority
Hogging the broadcast like that seems a bit selfish
So here’s another hijacking. I’ll let myself in.
I’ve been watching you. And I’ve been following
The only action that you’ve produced is me vomiting 
You catch the wave when you’re bad-mouthing Coke
I’ll drown you in flow YOU DON’T RECOGNIZE THE BODIES
I break and enter to crack the door and your mind too
Hang you from the ceiling like the driveway door behind you
Send prayers to Gabe but you’re one that he wouldn’t pay mind to
Don’t bend over, just look behind you.

Max Headroom Hijacker:
Is this thing on? I’d like to interrupt this
You crack the doors at night? Guess what, baby, I’m unhinged 
Nobody’s scared of JPEGS or whatever you set free
But your fans are still like “Oh no! They’re coming to get me”
(mumbling) Not a monster but I’ll berate you, yo
Makes sense you don’t got copies, you’ve no ways to alternate your flow
(mumbling) Met with the Preacher and I let loose
She’s got the long face, call that Maximum Headroom
Looking a Eminem sketch mixed with some drugged dude?
I thought it was a VHS glitch, but no, that’s just you
You build up your releases and hype up crowds for that lame excuse
Then the fans are disappointed like “WHO HAVE I BEEN PRAYING TO?!”

Intruder:
Please Tell me how you plan to Hinder me
Because I can’t even Identify a way you would be hitting me
Neutralize me? With a flyswatter as your weapon?
Take my word - Know your place, second
You broadcasted disgusting fetish play to millions
Parents distraught at the sight of their missing infant’s innocence 
The cops are out still looking and I’m looking through your suspects
Mr. John R. Macdougal on-
They left the hands of the messenger to a crackpot
Thinking you’re a rap god, *cut to a pic of gabriel*
Unknown identity? Then I’ll be leaving no traces
Take this manchild down 3,426 CASES

Max Headroom Hijacker:
Think you deal me mental damage, but your trash is weak
An analog parody, I don’t wanna hear it, M.A.D.tv
Everything you said was garbled nonsense, but I’m not surprised
So take advice from the respondents, learn on how to drop a line
Healthcliff pulled the trigger on himself, honest, I’d do the same
Cause listening to all your raps? I’d put the bullet through my brain
How could this chess piece man ever to hope to terrify watchers
When you’re shilling some cute plushies, only 25 dollars!!!
Take a swatter if you think you’re fly and leave you bleeding red
“The Death of Six” with crossed out eyes, so only you can see the X
And here’s a tip to Mandela County so that the hurting stops 
If TV’s rotting your brain away, then maybe turn it off

CREDITS

SimplyRazzy as The Intruder
Mr. Tibbs as WARNING

MetaStarVA as The Max Headroom Hijacker

Written by Rabi 
Additional writing help from Fightmarker
Beat prod. by InsaneBeatz
Mixed and mastered by Freshy Kanal
Art by Moxxie
Cover art by Rabi

The Intruder vs. The Max Headroom Incident - Rap Battle

__DESCRIPTION:__

Happy Rap Battle Day, and welcome back to MC Fawful Rap Battles! Today’s battle features popular streamer who definitely didn’t do anything in 1999, Jschlatt, against the lalala guy, bbno$! Who will win? That’s for you to decide!

CREDITS:

Luke Reardon as Schlatt (audio)
Pixel Chris as Schlatt (video)

Cranice as bbno$ (audio)
Ego as bbno$ (video)

Written by MC Fawful and Clarence The Duck (additional help by ThatOneMalo and Cranice)
Beat by HoldUpAnti
Mixed by Zagranis
Cover-Art by Cidisswo
Special thanks to bbno$, Jschlatt, and their crews

_LYRICS:_

Schlatt:
My name is Schlatt, and…
A couple days ago I asked you guys to send me your best bars,
So why’d you guys send me the dude who just flexes his cars?
You came to dance? It’s not my party, you dipshit!
Well now I’m putting you on blast, ‘cause fucker, I mean business!
I’ve been online for years, gaining subs and views in dozens,
While bbnobitche$ here couldn’t smash a like button!
And you can’t measure up to Schlatt-Coin when you’ve so little worth!
So go on, take a shot and end this with a crash and burn.

bbno$:
Shoutout XM, I’m Sirius.
Finish this bitch real fast, make him furious.
Fuck a demolition thot because she go and bust it down
Now I’m here to bust a nutcase when I go and dust his town
(Bro, we bout to make a hit)
‘Cause I’m first name (Baby!) Last name (Money!)
Pull jokes from your fans ’cuz you just ain’t (Funny!)
So just like stealing road signs, you know this win’ll be so free!
…why’d the beat cut out?

Schlatt:
Hold on! Allow me to fill a diss track-tual obligation;
(Holds up wallet)
It’s from Bespoke Post, now here’s my observation;
Ya spin a track like Stal, now I’d hate that shit playin’.
Cause even I don’t milk GamerSupps as much as your tracks with Gravy! 

bbno$:
Say I’m milking my features, yet your fame’s unavailing.
The only thing that’s forced here is your face in thumbnails.
And, your Charlie talked some Word Salad, got knocked off, (wack)
My Charlie feature came out swanging and it popped off.

Schlatt:
…
(WHEEZE) Are you stupid?!
I volunteered to kick your ass because it “might be kinda funny,”
But putting next to your bro, can’t tell which one of ya’s more crummy
Look guys, I’d think they’re half-jokes at best.
But I’m just sayin’, s’ain’t the first time that I’d have to deal with Twins. (quickly stares at camera)
Tried to break out onto SoundCloud, but that shit could not stay,
LIKE ARE YOU SERIOUS?! Even YuB had a better Garage Gang!!
Ooo, call me RuneScape the way I’m so on-line.
Stop with the women on your dick and get the hell off mine!
And you’ve sure hit a new Depp with that emo chain and belt
Chat, I’m bouta make another Baby hang itself.

bbno$:
…ok
I’m on with Y2K, stacked bills and streaming bil’s,
But now I’m looking at your subs and I’m thinkin’ “Y2-Mil”?
Tryna get the vax but you a virgin, catchin’ antibodies
I’m a boss, go and ask yo’ momma, ‘bout kinesiology ;) 
(Fuck it) You a red square like Weezer 
(dummeh) Get in Minx’s hair butchu can’t please her
And ya let fans send to yo P.O. Box, thoughtchu was cool with it?
Shit, man, Trevor Wallace had a better opening
Ever since ya grew out those chops, you’re irredeemable
This Twink caused his own death ‘cuz he was submissive and breedable? 
Then ya went and dropped the Queen? Say, that ended dreadfully, 
Spillin’ royal blood like it was a shot of Hennessy 
Can’t cover that act with a Schlanket,
Prolly goin’ wishin’ that your fans would forget that felony 
(Skrrr)

Alright, I think that’s it. Stay tuned for the next MC Fawful Rap Battle!

bbno$ vs jschlatt - Rap Battle!

Flowey Vs. Monika - MADE BY GAMINGPLUSH64

Not mine, this audio belongs to Freshy Kanal
Cam Steady as Homelander
littleflecks as Zoolander

News Anchors:
America's darling Homelander is about to make a public statement after the recent accusations leveled against him by shockingly sexy male supermodel Derek Zoolander.
Claiming that the Vought-funded hero is allegedly ugly, and is quote-unquote "very ugly".
Mhm. You know, I wouldn't take that, me personally.
Also, The Deep blew A-Train... I guess. ...What a slow news day.

Homelander:
Before I show a walking mannequin the male they all model,
I'll give him one remaining chance to bring out Hansel and grovel.
I'm surprised they found a brain they could wash in you; you're so docile
That you make The Deep's thoughts sound like fucking Aristotle's!
Who fails to kill a literal sitting president? Let me aid 'ya.
I'll blaze his entire nation; I'm firing Malaysia!
Crushed, to hear your wife got paved into a crater
When my Vought Tower came down on her; afraid I couldn't save her.
America's best weapon's red, white, blue in a tight suit!
I'm heading the Seven; remind you of your IQ?
Defect again and I'll find you with bird's eye view!
Char you to a lump of coal so Dad will finally like you!

Zoolander:
Ew, fly back to your lab; stay there.
Invent a compound that patches gray hair.
The grossest thing in your show's your lack of face care.
Impenetrable skin? You've been cooked since daycare!
I was born super good-looking; you got a serum,
And you're still a disappointment: Soldier Boy, tell 'em!
I'll ruin your supe-premacy views in two seconds.
If everyone's an uber loser like you, then it's ew-genics!
He can't be a fascist; his fit is far from drippy.
That tacky fabric's giving... Nazi Party City!
You're so bland and sickly, to even Dere-lick me,
You must've lost your mind with no Vicky!
Your kind got poached like dodos; had nowhere to go but solo;
Now your son prefers the hobo, so you've totally got FOMO!
Don't you know you go so loco for bad promo?
Let your public image own you like your soul's trapped in a photo.

Reporters:
(overlapping interview questions)

Homelander:
Relax...
He's braindead and wife's dead, so both heads get zero action.
There's too much hair gel in his ear canal to hear you rappin'.
Anything coherent passes through him faster
Than some weirdo's package into the nearest asshole at Herogasm!
Like Black Noir, I'll make you hide that face!
You'll never land another runway like a hijacked plane!
Won an award for that Magnum? Your daddy wished he'd used one!
He celebrated way too early with his first two sons!
Humans are fragile; I'll make 'em snap like your pants!
I look down at them like "What is this, a planet for ants?"
But me? I make a bullet stop in its track with ease!
You flop as soon as you're shot by a magazine!
Trust me, all I need is one look!
Meanwhile, all you got is one look!
I will let you join your pals, so thank me!
Now let's light this candle, shall we?
(Homelander destroys the city)

Zoolander:
Sorry...
I have an after-city-wreckage party to be tending to!
You weren't invited, John; no one's really friends with you.
No hypnosis needed; you're a pampered lab-grown lackey!
Even that Storm-affront on fashion made you come in handy!
Say I'm brainwashed again? What's included in your super duties?
Only suited to act in some booty Tropic Thunder movies!
Vought milked you so bad that the thought has got you drooling!
I'm not your bra (brah), but you can suck me like some boobies!
Rooted for by teens who think they're being understood?
Oh, you're the Center for Kids Who Can't Read Media Good!
I'll gather all of the Boys; they can witness you squeal!
What's a blue Man of Steel to Zoolander's Blue Steel?

Homelander vs. Zoolander - Rap Battle!

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