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MOONBOOTS is a B-side from the cassingle "dancing in the kitchen".  recorded in 2011.  piano/bass/drums - recorded on cassette.

moonboots

written and recorded march 2012 by andrew salvner (aka pretzels malone)
7-track cassette tape - trk1-beatbox / trk2&3-bass guitar / trk4-piano / track5,6&7-vocals

the words:
sneaking up on an elite wizard lizard patrol - saw them resting at the watering hole - now's the time to show some self control, you want to barrel roll, here we go, it's time to rock and roll - advancing on the watering hole, you can see wizards eating crescent rolls from salad bowls - closing in you move to cruise control, you see your ace in the hole, crushing souls, and smashing food holes.  (beat box solo)  this minotaur, he's as big as a car, he's like a battle-star, he can cold throw a wizard real far - he smokes high class cigars, he plays mean ass guitars, he runs with minotaurs and jaguars.

(one of five songs meant for an animation musical that ain't gonna happen.  so now it's just a song about some strange minotaur vs. wizard war)

minotaurs (fighting wizards on lizards)

written and recorded may 2011 by andrew salvner (aka pretzels malone)
4-track cassette tape - trk1-drums&bass / trk2-limited organ / trk3&4-vocals

the words:
she's got a motorboat (x3)
she's got a motor motor motorboat
she's got a motor boat
she's been walking on water since she learned how to float
she's got a whole bunch of bling hanging 'round her throat
she's got a goat coat ---- that's a coat made from a goat
she's got a motor boat
she's been walking on water since she learned how to float
she's got a whole bunch of bling hanging 'round her throat
she's got a goat coat ---- that's a coat made from a goat

she's got a mobile home
drives around town when she's all alone
picks up jerome
she's alone with jerome in her mobile home

she's got a motor boat
she's got a mobile home
she's got a mobile phone
she's got a crossbow

she's got a motor boat
wakka wakkin' on water since she learned how to float
she's got a whole bunch of bling hanging 'round her throat
she's got a goat coat ---- that's a coat made from a goat
she's got a motor boat
she's been walking on water since she learned how to float
she's got a whole bunch of bling hanging 'round her throat
she's got a goat coat ---- that's a coat made from a goat
she's got a motorboat

she's got a motorboat

written and recorded march 2012 by andrew salvner (aka pretzels malone)
4-track cassette tape - trk1-keyboards(6 sequenced tracks) / trk2,3&4-vocals

the words:
he's got mystic fingers of wizardry
she's got realistic lasers of gold
he doesn't listen much, when you talk to him
she doesn't do anything that she's told
he can turn chocolate into waterfalls
she can reverse diamonds back into sand
he can do six push ups and a sommersault
and she will lead us to the promised land

realistic lasers of gold

written and recorded july 2011 by andrew salvner (aka pretzels malone)
4-track cassette tape - trk1-drums and bass  /  trk 2-piano  /  trk3&4-vocals

the words:
there was one bear
one who could fly
the other bears hated this
and they plotted his demise

bears with guns, and there were bears with guns

there was one bear
one who could fly
the other bears were jealous of this
and they shot him out of the sky

bears with guns, and there were bears with guns

bears with guns

written and recorded may 2012 by andrew salvner (aka pretzels malone)

a twelve second chunk of an older guitar recording.  i looped it a few times, and recorded way too many vocal tracks on top of it.  the song started out being about locals looking at the upcoming tourist season in summer towns, and then it went south.


the summer people

Hope this song is all right for you...

ALL RIGHT WITH YOU
(DWS - 2019)

If it’s all right with you
it’s all right with me
If it’s all right with me
it’s all right with you
If the world is good to you
then the world is good to me
there’s no bad place to be
and that’s all right with me

All right with you
all right with you

If it’s all right with you
I’ll let you get through
No better things to do
and it’s all right with you

All right with you
all right with you

If it’s all right with you
I’m gonna take a little time
drink the early morning dew
if it’s all right with you

All right with you
all rightwith you

Copyright DWS 2019 - All Rights Reserved

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Alright With You

All Right With You

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