Brockway invites Seanbaby and special guest Jason Pargin on safari. Their prey? Bigfoot. PSYCHIC Bigfoot. That's right: it's a full on mega-ape mindwar, and you are cordially invited to witness the carnage.

Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 74, Hunting Psychic Bigfoot with Jason Pargin!

Brockway hits Seanbaby and author Jason Pargin with a Spooktober relevant prompt: What's the scariest single episode of a television show you've ever seen? You won't believe the mad series of coincidences that  ensue, leading to us talking about Mountain Monsters for two fucking hours!

Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 96, The Scariest TV Episodes In History (That are Mountain Monsters)

Seanbaby contractually traps Brockway and guest, author Jason Pargin, into doing an entire podcast about how sad Corey Feldman is. Don't worry! You won't feel bad for him by the time we get to the sex cult, the forced starvations, and Jingle Bell Rock.

Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 111, Behind The Corey With Jason Pargin

Seanbaby feels the need to revenge himself upon Brockway and guest, Lydia Bugg. For what? Unspecified. His method? MILF Manor. It's the MILF Manor podcast. You knew it was coming.

Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 117, MILF Manor with Lydia Bugg

Brockway has found the worst puppeteer in history, and he's going to use all of Seanbaby's patience, all of Lydia Bugg's goodness, and all of Dennard Dayle's faith in mankind to prove it! Happy Puppet Week!

Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 146, The Worst Puppeteer in History with Dennard Dayle and Lydia Bugg

Seanbaby's ceremonial comedy tomb is being prepared for the day he is cancelled, and he requests to be buried with Brockway and guest, Jason Pargin. They are discussing the darkest moments in serious movies... that they thought were unbelievably funny. They are monsters.

Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 147, Unintentional Dark Comedies with Jason Pargin

Seanbaby sends Brockway and guest, Katie Goldin, straight to Haunted Insane Asylum Minigun Prison for the crime of loving Escape From Death Block 13 - the prison break movie starring Robert Bronzi, who almost has Charles Bronson's face and will not give it back.

Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 150, Escape From Death Block 13 With Katie Goldin

To inherit Seanbaby's fortune, Brockway and guest, Lydia Bugg, must spend one entire podcast talking about a haunted Netflix show... and SURVIVE. It's 28 Days Haunted, the ghost hunting reality show where someone fistfights a ghost! Multiple times!

Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 152, 28 Days Haunted with Lydia Bugg

Seanbaby lures lascivious lads Brockway and Michael Swaim to his lusty lair of libidinous libations to read from the erotic memoirs of Burt Ward, TV's Robin. JIZZ. POW. HOLY FUCK this I'm not writing like that anymore.

Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 153, Burt Ward's Erotic Memoirs With Michael Swaim

Brockway thinks really hard and out springs Seanbaby and guest, Alex Schmidt! He asks them to read the Tulpa Creation Guide with him for a podcast, but they have autonomy! Cursed autonomy!

Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 156, Tulpa Creation Guide With Alex Schmidt

Brockway tricks Seanbaby and guest, Gareth Edwards, into a shaking fartbox for five days and all they can talk about is the 2005 British reality prank show Space Cadets! But don't worry, if they survive, they get to do it all again but as a prize this time!

Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 157, Space Cadets With Gareth Edwards

Brockway doesn't care that Seanbaby and guest, Gareth Edwards, know none of this is real. They don't get to leave! They have to spend the next five days in the back of a Greyhound bus breathing exhaust and watching the finale of Space Cadets, the British reality TV prank show about convincing innocent dopes they went to space.

Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 158, Space Cadets 2 With Gareth Edwards

Brockway uses his vampiric powers to seduce Seanbaby and guest, Jamie Kelly, into his trap: This podcast about the 2002 movie Queen of the Damned, where Lestat the vampire awakens because nu metal is too sweet to sleep through. That's not a joke, that's seriously the plot. He joins a nu metal band and sings with the voice of Korn's Johnathan Davis! Still somehow not a joke!

Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 159, Queen Of The Damned With Jamie Kelly

Seanbaby demands 50 feet of safety space between him and Brockway, Lydia Bugg, and Dennard Dayle - just in case they go berserk when he tells them they have to talk about The Chimp Channel, a 1999 sitcom starring horny, unlikable chimpanzees.

Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 160, Ape Week With Lydia Bugg And Dennard Dayle

Seanbaby thanks Brockway and Dan McQuade for being a friend by showing them that episode of Golden Girls where the ladies fight Mario Lopez. And win!

Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 161, Golden Girls' "Dorothy's Prized Pupil" With Dan McQuade

Seanbaby programs Brockway and guest Eddie Doty into the virtual cyberarena and forces them to battle the episode of Deadliest Warrior where a Spartan fought a Ninja. There were no victors!

Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 162, Deadliest Warrior Spartan Vs. Ninja With Eddie Doty

Brockway murders Seanbaby and guest, Merritt K, so he can trap them on the ghost plain and use their supple young bodies to discuss Ghosts Can't Do it, John Derek's 1989 supernatural cuckold fetish documentary starring his wife, Bo Derek!

Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 163, Ghosts Can't Do It With Merritt K

Brockway admits his weak piss power to Seanbaby and guest, award-winning author Jason Pargin. Luckily there's a solution: Gorilla Flow, an insane hour long infomercial for peeforce enhancing pills that veers wildly from pissplay to patricide to the extinction of the mountain gorilla. It's completely fucking insane.

Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 164, Gorilla Flow With Jason Pargin

Brockway betrays Chairman Hot Dog and takes over Podcast Stadium, forcing Seanbaby and guest, Lydia Bugg, to watch the episode of Iron Chef where one of the commentators betrays the show to usurp a chef!

Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 165, The Iron Chef Traitor with Lydia Bugg

Seanbaby brings Brockway and guest, Zak Koonce, back to fight in the deadliest game: EXPOSITIONAL THEME SONG KUMITE. 3 warriors, 9 songs about the thing they're on the soundtrack for, NO RULES.

Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 166, Expositional Theme Songs IV With Zak Koonce

Seanbaby invites the sensual Brockway and the golden man, Dan McQuade, to his special samurai birthday party where they discuss Mouth of the Snake, a bizarre backdoor pilot episode of Knight Rider. And the novelization! Of the episode of Knight Rider!

Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 167, Knight Rider's Racist Birthday Cake Samurai Episode With Dan McQuade

Brockway has long threatened to attack and dethrone the Pope, but now with the help of Seanbaby and guest, Hana Michels, it's finally time! They're reading Anti-Vatican't Magick: Protect Yourself From The Vatican by grifting British pen wizard, S Rob. En garde, Pope!

Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 168, Anti-Vatican't Magick With Hana Michels

Seanbaby got hit by a bus and woke up in a universe where he's the only one who gives a shit about the Beatles portal fantasy movie, Yesterday. He tries to explain it to Brockway and guest, Daniel O'Brien, but they just don't believe him!

Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 169, Yesterday With Daniel O'Brien

Brockway is joined by Seanbaby and guest, Jason Pargin, to dance the sacred fire ritual of engorged hogs. They're talking about the tragic, insane, bizarrely racist hour long commercial for Tupi Tea, from the makers of Gorilla Flow!

Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 170, Tupi Tea With Jason Pargin

Seanbaby is struck by a bolt of lightning and miraculously given sentience! His first order of business: talking to Brockway and guest, Tom Reimann, about how dangerously horny the 1986 movie Short Circuit was.

Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 171, Short Circuit With Tom Reimann

Seanbaby invites Brockway and Tom Reimann back to discuss a movie they thought they actually loved as children: Short Circuit 2. They fucked up. They fucked up!

Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 172, Short Circuit 2 With Tom Reimann

Seanbaby meets the sinister businessman, Brockway, and lost little wolfgirl Merritt K for a podcast about Manimal - the 1980s TV show about a manimal. You get it.

Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 173, Manimal With Merritt K

Brockway thought the Manimal podcast with Seanbaby and guest, Merritt K, was such a good idea, they're doing it all again with one slight change: It's about The Wizard now, a show about a little person toy genius for the government! That used to be a career.

Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 174, The Wizard with Merritt K

In the final installment of the Wolf Child Trilogy, Brockway is again joined by Seanbaby and Merritt K to discuss Thunder in Paradise, the show about Hulk Hogan and a talking speedboat. Let's see how a single TV episode's plot changes when you replace the main character with a British warg, a little person toy genius, or Hulk Hogan fired out of a sentient speedboat. SPOILERS: It's surprisingly little!

Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 175, Thunder In Paradise With Merritt K

Brockway and Seanbaby are joined by special guest Dan McQuade to discuss Fever Pitch, the gambling scare film that's unsure what gambling is, but thinks it might kick ass. Also featuring: A man being completely destroyed by a salt and pepper shaker thunder slap.

Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 176, Fever Pitch With Dan McQuade

Comedians and Garbage Archaeologists Seanbaby and Robert Brockway unearth and discuss pop culture artifacts that should never have been.

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