ϞCHØØL ϞHØØTΣR - I Don't Want To Live Anymore (Alt Version)

i don't know what to do
staying up online at the desk in my room
i'm wasting away, smell of decay
and visions of you inside my brain

brain, brain
inside my brain, brain
all inside my brain, insanity, oooo
insanity, oh insanity, insanity

i don't know what to do
staying up all night at the desk in my room
i'm wasting away, smell of decay
and visions of you inside my brain

visions of you inside my head
i don't know what to do, sitting at the desk in my room
i don't know, i don't know, i don't know
i don't know, i don't know, i don't know

insanity

I actually love my Mom by the way, this is just a parody.

So draining
All Mom's complaining
Nagging me all day long
To walk the dog
I'm ignoring
Because that's boring
Instead I'm gonna
Play some Fortnite
Sorry but school was hard on me all week
And now that it's finally Saturday
I'm getting on my PS5 and I'm just gonna play
So stop annoying me, 'cause I don't do my chores
(I don't do my chores)

I don't do my chores
No I don't
And I freaking won't
I don't own the home
I don't do my chores
No I don't
I don't clean my room
I don't push the broom
I don't do my chores, they're such a bore,
So I'll play instead, Mom I wish you were dead
Yeah maybe later
but don't count on that
bother someone else
or do them yourself

I guess that's why I'm getting grounded yet again
I don't listen to my Mom, she's a dumb woman
"BILLY!"
MOM SHUT UP!
I know why you and Dad broke up
Why don't you have him wash the dishes
or is he still seeing his other missus?

Sorry but I'm too cool and doing chores is gay
And I don't really feel like doing them anyway
I'll just stay in my room and play some videogames
I won't unlock my door
'cause I don't do my chores, I don't do my chores

I don't do my chores
No I don't
And I friggin won't
I'd rather play some more
I don't do my chores
No I don't
I don't pick up trash
I don't cut the grass
I don't do my chores, Mom you're a whore,
and I'm in a match, I got a dub to catch

then maybe later
now just get off my back
and cut me some slack
you can kiss my sack

I Don't Do My Chores (Parody of Gezebelle Gaburgably's I Don't Speak To Whores)

tonight i hope
i could have a chat and shoot some jokes
to score your heart
without your face falling apart

i fucked your day up again

i know you dont
know that i want you so
i see your face
and know that you dont feel the same

i fucked your day up again

you dont feel the same

spotify: https://open.spotify.com/track/6y8Xg0wexZJevPPKa54G7r?si=dbc6cead549945c6
lyrics: https://genius.com/Sincerely-stacy-the-edging-song-3-lyrics


The Edging Song 3

i feel like you hate me
why wont you fucking save me
im so down 
cause lately Every day just fucking rapes me

id never lie to you
but you dont believe me
i can be a nice guy
but you'd rather decieve me

i feel like you hate me
why wont you fucking save me
im so down 
cause lately Every day just fucking rapes me

id never lie to you
but you dont believe me
i can be a nice guy
but you'd rather decieve me

the sun shines through her golden hair
oh a thought that i cant bear
the feeling of being lone
Another 10 years spent on my own

i feel like you hate me
why wont you fucking save me
im so down 
cause lately Every day just fucking rapes me

id never lie to you
but you dont believe me
i can be a nice guy
but you'd rather decieve me

i feel like you hate me
why wont you fucking save me
im so down 
cause lately Every day just fucking rapes me

id never lie to you
but you dont believe me
i can be a nice guy
but you'd rather decieve me

Hate Me

god put her in my path (cabingory cover)

the versions on streaming won't have the skit at the start
thank you to Skerit for the chinese rambling, Riva for the turkish rambling, and Girlpuncher for being the judge/lawyer/idk what sperg wrote the script

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︎heelflip