Fandom: Animal Crossing
Character: Redd

Everybody calls me Redd
But my favorite color is Green
Hit me with the bread
I hit you with a deal
It's a cousin thing
Just don't ask about the art smuggling 
Full of surprises like Lupin
To get you the prices like Groupon
Crude, the way I wheel and deal
I'm droppin' clues
Might have more than one OG in Stock
if I'm in the mood
Swell, you want the statue?
Hit me with the bells then relax,
Check the mail tomorrow, I'll get back at you.

Chorus:
I brought the deals
I'm saying Y'all
It's quite the steal.
Cop that piece if it's got you feelin feels
It don't matter if it's fake or if it's real cuz
x2

Come a long way since the days of selling furniture
Now the title is "Fine Art Servicer"
Museum security staff murderer
I'm just trying to be a good merchant, sure
Took a tiny swerve in the curvature
Talk too fast might need an interpreter
Costs 2 grand and a spleen, it's worth it sir
Got curators feelin like they curse is cursed.

Chorus

He's gettin unstoppable
Each mission impossible
Finally notice it's missin
I'm on my boat rollin' optimos
Just bought me a trolley, called it Code Redd
No we toppin' on Interpols most wanted
Criminal extraordinaire with savings as the aftermath
Stay outta the way or catch an elbow like I'm Cactus Jack
Got the goods locked in a safe but I'm crackin' that
Kraken of the seas, the Fox with a captains hat

VPC 7 Round 1

Dappersaurus [An Hobbes, 2Ton21] - Redd is the New Green

Genre - Role Playing Game!
Screen - The Final Encounter!
Vocalist - Doubletime! [ Zolt Energy Serum ]
Producer - NO SNARES! [ The Bear Hammock 29-F; 0 innovated and pitched down a timbale hit, which was then heavily EQ'd; followed by a layer of distortion! ]

SKILL CHECK! Screams of an Angel's Unwritten Destiny!
By The Storytellers [The Paladxn, 0]


Cutscene 

[laughter]
Four freestyle rap heroes, called forth to embrace arcane dangers in a world not their own, at last face off against an eldritch abomination before their way home closes for good… Wait a second, is this game real?!


Verse 1

Right I wanna get it Underway, 
Multiplayer Gameplay Isekai Anime Roleplay,
Storydriven, live a little - hidden in the code, hey,
What’s a little AI when you’re in the know, eh?
5th player GM, now in the mem’ray
Tabulating scores with the lightning in the core
Game used to be a Tabletop, now it’s on a PC
Freestyle Rap D&D, that Steam Heat
Breeze past details, straight into the action,
Got new players into rap with a passion
Blast through con after con interaction
Formed new family to fight with, faction
Bicker in the group, entertaining, an attraction
MIC made of magic when a demon wanna cash in
FIGHT with the power from the Spectral Realm
Rap well: it’s only you, ‘gainst the powers of Hell!


Chorus 1

CHECK! YOUR! SKILL!
THERE’S MAGIC IN THE MIC
CHECK! YOUR! SKILL!
FREESTYLE TO SURVIVE
CHECK! YOUR! SKILL!
YOUR RAPS’LL COME TO LIFE
YOUR RAPS’LL COME TO LIFE
YOUR RAPS’LL COME TO LIFE


Verse 2

Now that you know what the Game is, watch as the Fates flip
Upside down to believe it; seen with incredulous eye
As every rap in the mind
Becomes a reason that your crew still breathing
Use an at-home mic, 
And watch an enemy life
Be taken down like the bars you full of,
You scream and you laugh as you snatch the wool off
Each Bardic (every well-timed hook) you pull off,
All you've done in the campaign to date
They on the run, why they old false gods awaked
We wouldn't let em have their way with the plane, we stayed,
And that's the difference between time that you find and make
But as a skyscraper sized wooden demon delivered,
Every sizzling sinner's nightmare they had in a pillory
We nipped the sitch and the stitching pretty, desynchronizing his milly
Synergy higher than ever Amp Check and bam we're in bizzy


Chorus 2

CHECK! YOUR! SKILL!
THERE’S MAGIC IN THE MIC
CHECK! YOUR! SKILL!
FREESTYLE TO SURVIVE
CHECK! YOUR! SKILL!
YOUR RAPS’LL COME TO LIFE
YOUR RAPS’LL COME TO LIFE
YOUR RAPS’LL COME TO LIFE
[laughter]


Solo                
 

Chorus 3

CHECK! YOUR! SKILL!
THERE’S MAGIC IN THE MIC
CHECK! YOUR! SKILL!
FREESTYLE TO SURVIVE
CHECK! YOUR! SKILL!
YOUR RAPS’LL COME TO LIFE
YOUR RAPS’LL COME TO LIFE
YOUR RAPS’LL COME TO LIFE

[NOTE: The CUTSCENE, as a creative choice, has been married in form to the looping challenge; 15+ seconds in length.]

VPC 7 Round 2

The Storytellers [The Paladxn, 0] - SKILL CHECK! Screams of an Angel's Unwritten Destiny!

Adventure Choices: 
Dating Sim 
Character Creation

Vocalist Challenge: Alliteration + Double Time
Producer Challenge: No Snares + Chiptune


P Slot: Forbit's De-Scronkitizer (Chiptune)

Perfect Husbando

[RawJaw x Da Rap Nerd]

[Cutscene]

Hook:
Babe you need that perfect lover
I think we deserve each other
know you wish youd get a chance
To design a better man, well here I am

I guess this is what was meant by, true love
That you can refine from the inside, true love
As he opens his intense eyes, woah woah woah
Wont you Notice me senpai,


Verse 1:
As i acquire the ability to articulate
Boom bass i breathe be Barbiturates
Calm creator, in the center stage
Develop dashing details i demonstrate
Enigmatic elegance i emanate
French fries for friends when i fetch a plate
Gearing up, get language i generate
Honed to heal hearts, for heavens sake
Initiating the indicated imitation
join my journey, just be patient
You can drive, Climb the cockpit,
ride till the sight is kaleidoscopic
Every keystroke through the fiber optic
Is key to how i acquire knowledge
learn to let go of lost losers
Listen, I’m a lot smoother

Hook:
Babe you need that perfect lover
I think we deserve each other
know you wish youd get a chance
To design a better man, well here I am

I guess this is what was meant by, true love
That you can refine from the inside, true love
As he opens his intense eyes, woah woah woah
Wont you Notice me senpai

Verse 2: 
Memories, most magical moments
Never leave, no matter the notion
Open arms you grab by the ocean
So potent, its practically potion
Quality time, undivided quotient
Relax, romantically Roped in
Sincere, even sweet when im sulkin
Toilet seat top, i’m tappin to close it
Unusual, wont become jealous
Understanding under umbrellas
Vision of love, undeveloped
Until i feel something well up
World wondering what to tell us
Excite excess, xylem led us
Yonder yew tree, young lives are threaded
Youre in the zoom zone, overzealous

[Cutscene]

Hook:
Babe you need that perfect lover
I think we deserve each other
know you wish youd get a chance
To design a better man, well here I am

I guess this is what was meant by, true love
That you can refine from the inside, true love
As he opens his intense eyes, woah woah woah
Wont you Notice me senpai,

Verse 3:
No fair to compare, i act that a way
No more home alone on saturday
I dont care if you are way scatterbrained
You control the trope from shoujo anime
I could be a Transfer student
with an attitude that acts aloof and
I’m a handsome dude
But if they rude, i tell a delinquent to make plans and move it
raise my hand to get the best score
the answer to what’s on the test board
What’s that doki in your chest for
Must be cuz i moved in next door
set’s core, i’m your childhood friend
high school prince when childhood ends
All depends, on what you like in men
if you dont like me, you can try again

Hook:
Babe you need that perfect lover
I think we deserve each other
know you wish youd get a chance
To design a better man, well here I am

I guess this is what was meant by, true love
That you can refine from the inside, true love
As he opens his intense eyes, woah woah woah
Wont you Notice me senpai,

VPC7 Round 2

SilkRoadRunners [RawJaw, Da Rap Nerd] - Perfect Husbando

Genre: First Person Shooter
Screen: World Map
Vocalist Resource: Doubletime 
Producer Resource: No snares 

Come on, I never chose to be forced into hope's end
And know there are doors that don't close when they're opened
They're joking. The golden child? Chosen? All lies
I'm not the best with a vest, just the rest ain't alive

If survival was the plan for a draftee in hell
Why'd they slap me with a scattergun and pocket full of shells?
Dumped three hundred others into bellies hella beasts held
Now these motherfuckers wanna tell me they believe?

Well, I'm not even supposed to be here
No dotted line signed, just a life commandeered
By a rifle point, steered to what they called my career
So yeah, I'd met monsters before the "real" ones appeared
Kinda weird how it wasn't these demons I'd feared


GOING THROUGH
HELL AND TOO
NUMB NOW TO
C R Y
GOING THROUGH
MOTIONS
TOO READY TO
D I E


What is it even that's making me try to stay alive at this point? 
In time we all die but life stopped when I allegedly then became "employed"
Now that authority's destroyed but I'm suck in this horrid abyss 
Devoid of a reason to keep on but boredom I guess? Or maybe I'm simply annoyed?

Knee deep in the deadliest voids with enemies coming in infinite waves
Simpler days I'd grown to forget, won't expect a legitimate grave
Surviving for nothing but spite, or something? I might just confess I'm depraved
Enough to make it a game, till ogres and fiends are mistaking my bullets for rain

I mean, it's not like pain affects me after what the government's done
Ripped me out of my home, I never will hold my daughter and son
Beaten down till cold enough that the meat in my ribs came to frost
So we'll see if this hell hath a fury to match but a fraction of rage that I've brought
  

GOING THROUGH
HELL AND TOO
NUMB NOW TO
C R Y
GOING THROUGH
MOTIONS
TOO READY TO
D I E

ExtraDial [Damn Selene, lizardgrove] - slipgayt

If you said how
My life got flipped, turned upside down
I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air
In West Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground: where I spent most of my days
Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool
And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys, up to no good,
Started making trouble in my neighbourhood
Got in one little fight and my mom got scared
And said, you're moving with your aunty and unc in Bel-Air
I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh, and had a dice in the mirror
If anything I could call this cab rare
But I thought, nah, forget it, yo holmes to Bel-Air
I pulled up to a house about seven or eight
And I yelled to the cabby yo, holmes smell you later
Looked at my kingdom, finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel-Air
You've heard the facts now
What's this got to do with cats now?
I want to hold them for the longest time

VPC 7 Round 3

Sleater-Kitty [MC117, Klopfenpop] - The Most Important Song In The World

Wails of Whales

S O S
Take our coordinates
Change your course
And tell your subordinates
You gotta save
Two dudes of importance
Least we hitch a ride
On a porpoise 

Day 42
On the ocean blue
Two Dudes out of food
Who Could use a rescue
Yet as we gaze out 
onto the sea
The gulls seem to scream 
so mockingly 

One tune to hear 
And a light house
Could go for a beer
And a tight blouse 
The wails of whales
Serenade our sleep
I wish someone would 
Help me off of the reef

Our island sinking 
survival instincts
Kicking and thinking
salt water drinking
we'll make a raft
Out of a bunch of trash
Tie it all together
With our pants as the mast

Let's beg a sea goddess
To cut our losses
Living off lobsters
And loot crate contents
conjured monsters
Threaten our progress
Swimming ashore
The only option

Let me get a White Claw
send us a light squall
Wash up nice bong
We'll toke all night long
We need a bite dawg
Maybe a nice log
clinging tight locked
While we sing our plight song

Rad Labs, Inc. [Michaelangeflow, Omniboss] - Wails of Whales

I WOKE UP ON SOME WU TANG SHIT
ONLY 1 O'CLOCK? GREAT
NOT TOO LATE YET
GET UP
GET BRUSHED
IT GETS TOUGH STEPPING UP & DELIVERING EVERY TIME
AS THAT MOTHERFUCKER WHO CAN'T MISS
PUT ON A RANDOM PAIR OF SOCKS
& IF THEY MATCH? SICK
FEED THE CATS
CHANGE THE LITTER
SCOOP THE CAT PISS
I SHOULD PROBABLY EAT BEFORE I GET TOO HYPERACTIVE
GET TOO DISTRACTED WITH MY LONG LIST OF MICROACTIONS
FUCK IT
TRY TO WASH THE DISHES
THINK ABOUT MY LAUNDRY THEN IMMEDIATELY FORGET IT
I TURNED ON A PODCAST & DIDN'T EVEN LISTEN
GODDAMNIT
I WALKED AWAY FOR A MINUTE & FORGOT ALL ABOUT THEM DISHES
BRING THE MUTHAFUCKIN RUCKUS
WRITE A COUPLE RHYMES DOWN & EVERY ONE OF EM BUCKETS
RUN IT LIKE A THIEF IN THE NIGHT
WHO SCREAMS INTO MIC
CAUSE IT KEEPS ME ALIVE
TIL I FINALLY GET A PIECE OF THE PIE
ALRIGHT
WIND DOWN WITH A BONG RIP GAUNTLET 
AH SHIT, TOTALLY FORGOT TO DO THE LAUNDRY
I GUESS I'LL DO THAT SHIT TOMORROW

Perfect Cell [Joey Z, Big Fake] - Tomorrow In 50 Seconds

Bigg Notty:  Come one come all
Air ya dirty drawers
At the first annual nerdcore vpc haters ball
I'm ya host big naughty
We out here on the red carpet 
Smells like an armpit
This'll be over alot faster if we just get it started


Smokee B- V1


These muhfuckin crews ain't shit
Ya'll think they gon lose they shit?
Yo let me know to these average Joez is this some muhfuckin Wu Tang shit
I'm on my Pootie Tang tip
Whip a hater like Sa Da Te'
Sign yo petty on the runny kine get line
Me and mine playa hatin like all damn day
Listen what the Big Tall man say
Whatcha finna do with all that hate?
up in the facebook group
Spittin all dat poop like "dat song wasnt all that great"
Everybody hatin quit bitchin about it
I be hatin too I just dont be twitching about it
We some heavy hittin haters feelin different about it
Tryna hear the testament, let's give it to Prowess


Prowess the Testament- V1


All these tears in the VPC, I drink ‘em with coffee
So sorry that you can’t get a 3, yeah, that’s even you Bobby…
No apologies, these policies here to keep all of these little prodigies
Under my boot, yeah, that’s a prophecy, these An Hobbes/2-Ton Philosophies, stop frolicking,
On Twitch making hits like you got supreme, that’s a Taco, check the barcode
I’m hearing these hi hats sound like dry cats Klop posted, it’s mind blowing,
Ya’ll gotta make remix on the first round? Desh ya’ll ready for the thirst now?
Posting them traps, those ain’t raps, no caps…ya’ll gotta go rehearse, now…




Bobby Arson-V1


This motherfucking vibe aiint it 
Run a joke until the drive train quits
me and Smokee here bye that bitch
put up blinders survive that shit


Little Notty thanks for having me here
They've been hating on my verses for a couple of years
yall should dig deep and peep your inner self
instead of fucking with Twitch, try calling better help 


-What they doin?  Hatin on us
Bitch I'm the Boss-


All- HATE (like a whole lot of it)


Bigg Notty: Bigg Notty back for more
mouf like a 12 gauge shotty atcha door
and now, the moment all you haters been waitin for
It's time to present one of these motherfuckers the hater of the year award


Smokee B-V2




How could you not be a hater
Hate the challenge hate the player
Hate the judges hate the beat hate the vocalist creators
Hate a hater
Hate a coconut
All these haters choking up
Hard shell but
Sweet n chewy when they broken up
I been just joking, fuck
Still causing a ruckus
Haters of the year unless the judges fuck us
Ah, fuck em 
Gotta love em
They ain't used to me 
I hear that Navi aint half the beard that they used to be
Scuse me, damnSelene
Like a hot damn mess
 sorry for your pop filter 
Witcha plant based hotdog breath
Got alot left to say w my chest
Taking shots at these nerdcore doggone vets
Mark Cooper rap like he got dusty shoes
All of Bobby's spider kicks look busted too
But I need a heater so I'm fuckin trusting you 
To burn these clowns down arson at the circus dude


Bobby Arson-V2


come in hot like Deshy 
berserk flow and no shirt
cringing watching Joey Z
selfie a slow jerk
thanks for the notes though
dog I didn't ask
but I laughed at the old drunk guy
 in the kids mask


16 Joshes, hard to hear the difference
Kermit and Dr. Teeth Jammin in the distance
Couple of Muppets, and Beaker makes three
Oh wait thats just An Hobbes and XOC


Hard to hate it here
the way my raps get treated
But I gotta hate a game
where a vets never defeated
Hate feeling cheated 
And still I do
hate the way you haters float your fucking hate reviews


so, fuck it


we came to bang
shorty on deck 
You know my gang 
it's KKMDS
Demon Nerds and 1up funk
we at the ball
Prowess got that haterade
Hit em with the claw(s)

VPC7 Round 4

The Southern Demon Nerd - Player Hater's Ball (ft. Prowess the Testament & Bobby Arson)

[Damn Selene]
I’m about as nice as I wanna be when I am
And like nine out of nine times I don’t really give a damn 

[Ardamus]
And if I do it, then I'm stupid I take my damns back
With a sarcastic tone and I planned that, and I....

[Lex Lingo]
Feel like i was waiting for the right time 
Never looking at the bright side 
Swear i coulda went a life time 
Chasing like minds and high fives 
It’s a life style Playing nice guy 
So I’m happy I’m an asshole 

[Damn Selene]
I got more friends than I need, a complete set, and patience depleted for rejects
I respect your feelings and boundaries set, but will I say fuck you nonetheless? 

[Lex Lingo]
YES

[Damn Selene]
Best I can do is a Saitama JPG for your stressed 30 page address

[Lex Lingo]
I know you’re angry but I swear I couldn’t care any less 

[Ardamus]
 Minimal literal givin' fuck tho
Stickin' this pin to get in yo bubble 
seeing my team, scheming to dream, you mad, and sad you're not in the huddle 

[Lex Lingo]
YES

[Ardamus]
whatever man 
Get better plans
You said it fam
Stop editin'

[Lex Lingo]
I know they hate but i ain’t got no one left to impress 
Don’t stress me just cuz i got a attitude 
I can see it’s Ben a while since you had the truth no platitudes bitch it doesn’t matter who 

[Damn Selene]
Ain’t nobody mad at you
Just steering clear of the shit storms you paddle through
Learn to pick your battles, dude

[Ardamus]
Only go to war in the games with a fine
Autograph with my word so my name's on the line

[Lex Lingo]
All that good will dried up
and i ain’t even mad when I’m fired up
y’all acting up and I’m tired of it 
i can be unpleasant like a dry rub
no barbecue shit sugar coatings what i hardly do
friendship and hugs is what Barney do

[Damn Selene]
Shit, fuck my thoughts if they don’t ring true. 
You can be an asshole too

[Ardamus]
Ooh I feel that sentiment
Lost and found, I'm halfway innocent
Heard you gotta grudge and you wanna get rid of it?
Leave you out of work and you cant reap the benefit

[Lex Lingo]
No new friends y’all play Benedict 
Keep my actions and my feelings separate 
Everybody be a tough guy on the internet

[Damn Selene]
Bitter like a little upset ass kid again

Shawn Solo & Lex Lingo [Lex Lingo, Shawn Solo] - Playing Nice (ft. Ardamus & Damn Selene)

TS BN A LNG RD ND TA NLY GTTN LNGR DD
F YR GNNA TRP YBTTR PCK YR ATTD
CHRG N WRH A SML ND A QCK JK
BT DNT B FRD TLT M HNG THMSLVS WTH SHRT RP
YR TH PRHPT N TH MNTN SPK MDNSS TRTH ND VRT 
N A WELD THTS BNN SPCFCLLY DSGND T FCKN HRTY
WLL YTLST A LTTL BT THR FLKS LT
IF YNT WLN T THN HNDS UP HLPS U NT GT SHT
YTND TRP TH GNDR THT TH DCTS LL SSGNDY
BT TH LNG HRS THRWN FLKS MKN SSMPTNS FRM BHND Y
YR PNCHT FR VN TMPS MKS HTRS UPST N S
SHKT T FF MK T BTTR HL TH WRLD LT T G

WHN TS TM FR TH SHA MMA GO BNG BNG
TS TH RP PTBLL BTA SHW M FNGS
VRYN LSTN TTH WRDS I SLNG
THM THR MTHFCKRS THY JST CNT HNG

SHT N TH SKLLS F SM SCLLD "NC GYS"
PPR THN SKN TRN P LK A PRC GD
LN M P KNS BNT NS TTH WLL
HMMR BCK BNG BNG THN YWTCHN M FLL
BLLTS TTH BRN CS VDN TTH BRNCS
GRY MTTR SPLTTR DLT M LK A BCKSPC
CLM TRF HRT M WHR THY FXT
GD RTH, TL FR TH TX RT
THT'S GRT, MD  FCKN SMMR CMP FR BLL GTS
JFF B, LN ND GRMS N  GRP DT

VRY JKR THNKS THR MVS R TH BST
BT WHL THYR DNCNG PLYNG CHCKRS YRR N 5D CHSS 
HNDSM BNDTS RDN T T RB TH PNY XPRSS
BTTR MPTY T YR PCKTS R T'S TW N TH CHST
TLKN SHTS T TH BRST, PLSTC SRGN'S TH BST
TNGL WTH TH SLLY FM ND Y'LL LV CRSD ND DPRSSD
NCK DP BG SLP LD T RST N YR SNDY BST
PLS GV P TH GDS  GT YR RLTVS NDR DRSS
F Y KCK TH HRNT'S NST N TH FCKN NTRRNT
ND KNW BTTR THN Y BTTR WN THT SHT
STRT  FGHT ND G BLLS DP NTL Y FNSH T
F Y CNT TK TH SHT THN Y SHLD PT  LTTL PN N T
MK SM RM FR SNNN T TH HLDY NN ND 
WLL KCK Y RGHT N YR VSN ND LV Y CRSN ND SPTTN
RRRNGN YR MG KCK YR SS N TH KTCHN
PST THT JRNYMN PHS Y GTT SPT WTH PRCSN
YR FCKN TNGS NT N Z, TSS MR LK NCLR FSSN
WHT GD MD S N, LL YZZLL B SPLTTN
LK THCK THGHS N GLS GYS ND NYN LS
YH M TH B PN DMBSS WH JST TLD N HMSLF
SP

VPC7 Round 5

YNG SLLVN [LL YZZ, YNGSLLVN] - BNG BNG

A Quick Nerdy jam from the boys. Part of our running content series Funk Bars, in which Hook Shot whips up a beat, and Arson spits some fire bars.

1up Funk - Funk Bars World 3 - 2 - Without The Algorithm

1up Funk, Nerdy Swag Wizards, 2 lyricists, Hook Shot and Bobby Arson. Hooky's on the beats, and Arson's on the cuts. Jazzy, Funky, Synth Heavy Nerdcore,  from the West Coast of Canada.