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Lyrics:
When I woke from my 100 year nap.
My coffin creaked like an old bat trap.
I stretched my fangs, shook off the dust,
Feeling thirsty, but love was a must.
I shuffled to the window, grabbed my bat-goggles tight,
Peered at the town in the pale moonlight.
There she was, glowing like a full blood moon,
A beauty so fine, she made my heart swoon.
Her hair like raven wings, eyes like midnight stars,
I fell head over cape, from afar.
Oh, I'm batty for her, it's love at first bite,
She sucks the boredom right out of my night.
I'm dying to meet her, but undead, you see,
This vamp's got a crush, eternally.

I've got the perfect plan to win her heart,
A scheme so clever, it's a dark art.
I'll run Halloween with ghosts and ghouls,
Deck the halls for Christmas, break all the rules.
Turn into a cat, sneak in her door,
Purr her secrets, learn what she's for.
But as I plot in my castle so grand,
I should really learn her name... damn.
I floated down the hill on wings of night,
Whispering spells to make everything right.
She walked the streets, unaware of my gaze,
While I hung around, in a lovesick haze.
I'd send her bats with notes, "You're fang-tastic, dear,"
But they'd just flap away, filled with fear.
My heart's in a crypt, but it's beating for you,
One nibble from me, and we'll be undead too.
I'm staking my claim, no wooden ones here,
This love's immortal, crystal clear.
But garlic breath? That's a stake in my pride,
And mirrors? They leave me horrified.

I've got the perfect plan to win her heart,
A scheme so clever, it's a dark art.
I'll run Halloween with tricks and treats so vile,
Christmas with blood-red lights, Transylvanian style.
Turn into a cat, with whiskers and claws,
Eavesdrop on her dreams, uncover her flaws.
But as I scheme in my coffin so deep,
I should really learn her name... before I creep.

One night as a feline, I slinked through her gate,
Heard her whisper secrets, it was worth the wait.
She loves old movies, hates the sun's glare,
Perfect match for a vamp with style and flair.
But when I transformed back, she screamed in fright,
"Get out, you bat-brained creep of the night!"
Now I'm back in my castle, nursing my woe,
Love bites hard, don't you know?

Oh, the perfect plan to win her heart,
Fell apart like a zombie's counterpart.
Halloween haunts and Christmas cheer gone wrong,
Cat tricks backfired, now she's long gone.
But in my eternal, blood-thirsty game,
I should really learn her name......next time.

Human-made,  AI Assisted (Suno)
Art drawn by US using digital tools without AI, then animated in ADOBE and RUNWAY

A Dracula Love Story

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This song was inspired by the DnD/TTRPG Community and characters/ scenes from our Show! 

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1v1 Me DM

🎲🔥 "1v1 Me!" – The Ultimate Tabletop Throwdown Anthem 🔥🎲

Ever watched a rules lawyer go full rage-mode? Or seen a barbarian challenge the DM to mortal combat over a misinterpreted spell? "1v1 Me!" is the chaotic battle cry of every TTRPG player who's had enough of fudged rolls, broken builds, and lore inconsistencies. Whether you're rolling nat 20s in D&D, commanding armies in Warhammer, or min-maxing in Pathfinder, this track is your soundtrack for table-flipping drama and dice-slinging vengeance.
So grab your dice, prep your character sheet, and get ready to duel—because this table ain't big enough for everyone's homebrew rules.
#1v1MeDm  #Pathfinder #RollForInitiative #1v1 #TTRPG #warhammer40k #DND #MUSIC #AIMUSIC 

Dice Jail

In the mist-shrouded depths of the Forgotten Swamp—a place where magic lingers in the moss and ancient creatures whisper through the reeds—lives Remy, the glowing alligator with a grin full of secrets. “Remy, Guardian of the Bayou” is the haunting anthem of our podcast’s most enigmatic guide. City folk dismiss him as a backwoods myth, but those who’ve wandered too deep know better. Remy’s eyes blaze with power, his heart burns with purpose, and for the right price, he’ll lead you through the fog… if you dare.

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Remy, Guardian of the Bayou

🎮 Just One More Game – The Anthem of Late-Night Warriors 🎶

They’ve got jobs, kids, back pain, and early meetings—but none of that matters when the squad’s one match away from victory. Just One More Game is a nostalgic, high-energy tribute to every 30-something gamer who refuses to log off until they taste sweet, sweet triumph.

🕹️ This track captures the grind, the groans, and the glory of grown-up gamers chasing that elusive win long past bedtime. It’s about friendship, stubbornness, and the sacred ritual of saying “last one” five times in a row.

💡 Perfect for:

Multiplayer marathons that stretch into the early morning

Group chats full of “I should really go” followed by “OK, queue up”

Anyone who’s ever whispered “I’ll be tired tomorrow anyway…”

🎧 Whether you're clutching in ranked or respawning in casual, this song hits home for every adult who still believes in the power of one more game.

Just one more Game

Sit back and listen to the Ballad of everyones favorite Skeleton Sir Bones, he's quite the sight! enjoy Sir Bones? be sure to checkout the 1v1meDm Podcast to hear about his adventures working for Count Dracula

Ballad of Sir Bones

Get ready for a chaotic, laugh-out-loud journey through a cursed dungeon crawl! "Roll for Sanity" is a high-energy Dungeons & Dragons bardcore music video packed with critical fails, trap-triggering disasters, and party-wide paranoia. With punchy lyrics, epic fails, and tabletop madness, this video is perfect for fans of D&D humor, bardcore, and nerdy music.

Roll For Sanity

What happens when a druid loves nature a little too much? This musical misadventure answers that question with tragic hilarity. Set to a hauntingly funny folk tune for all our Bardcore lovers out there. Our hero—a once-revered master of seasons—finds himself exiled, heartbroken, and mocked by man and beast alike… all because of woodland romances.

Whether you're a bard, a druid, or just someone who’s made one too many charisma checks in the forest, this video is for you. Laugh, cringe, and sing along to the tale of a man who lost it all—his name, his circle, and his marriage—chasing love where no man should tread.

🎲 Drop a comment with your party’s wildest druid moment, and don’t forget to like, share, and subscribe for more chaotic D&D content!

The Ballad of the Wayward Druid

Deep beneath the mountain's bones, where sunlight dares not tread, the dwarves sing their battle hymn to stone, sweat, and gold. This thunderous Bardcore track echoes through the caverns of your favorite D&D campaign or Warhammer. Perfect for forging steel, slaying monsters, or delving into the abyss for treasure cursed and forgotten. #DnD #warhammer #originalmusic  #music #1v1MeDM

🔥 Featuring verses that rumble like a pickaxe strike and a chorus that roars with dwarven fury, this song captures the relentless spirit of those who dig not for glory—but for survival, obsession, and the gleam of gold that devours time.

💀 Whether you're prepping for a dungeon crawl or just want to feel the pulse of the underdark, crank up the volume and let the forge-fire guide your soul.

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Abyssal Claim

Gather your party and roll for initiative—this is no ordinary bard song. "The Story’s Hero" is a high-fantasy anthem that celebrates the heart, humor, and heroics of every tabletop adventurer who's ever dared to dream beyond the dungeon door. #dndmusic #ttrpgmusic #dnd #music #originalsong #1v1medm 

🧙‍♂️🗡️ From crits to calamities, this lyrical tale follows a brave knight and his legendary party of wizards, rogues, elves, and dwarves as they battle goblins, orcs, liches, and dragons. With magic rings, trap-filled tombs, and a princess in peril, it’s a full campaign packed into one epic tune.

🎶 Highlights include:

Heroic battles and dungeon crawls

Party banter and ale-loving dwarves

Critical hits and critical fails (yes, he trips!)

A chorus that’ll have you chanting “Level up, level up!”

Whether you're deep in a campaign or just love fantasy storytelling, this song is your soundtrack for slaying monsters, looting treasure, and laughing through the chaos.

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The Story's Hero


"I STILL GOT1 HP" is a wild, hilarious, and defiant musical tribute to every Dungeons & Dragons or TTRPG adventurer who refuses to die quietly. From dragon fire to beholder rays, mimic bites to gelatinous cube lunches, our fearless fighter takes the hits, cracks the jokes, and keeps swinging—with just one hit point and a whole lot of attitude.

 What’s in the song:

Goblins, dragons, owlbears, and cursed chaos

Party panic while the hero shrugs it off

Epic verses of pain, pride, and perseverance

A chorus that’ll have you shouting “I’m fine, I still got 1 HP!”

Whether you’re the reckless tank, the stressed-out cleric, or the bard writing songs mid-battle, this anthem is your rally cry. So roll initiative, crank the volume, and celebrate the stubborn spirit of every tabletop legend who laughs in the face of death.

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I STILL GOT 1 HP!

And here begins a tale of a DM and a Player and the shenanigans that take place during a fun dice-rolling game. First episode of the first season of 1v1MeDM goes live October 27th, 2025. Hope to see you all there, and Happy Halloween!

A Dracula Love Story Podcast Trailer

HELLO MONSTER HOW R U?

This riotous bardcore banger flips the fantasy script, giving voice to the long-suffering NPCs who’ve had enough of clueless adventurers swinging swords and egos in equal measure. From barn-burning rat hunts to fireballing the mayor’s beard, this tavern tune chronicles the collateral damage of “heroism” at its most chaotic.

Sick of Heroes

SoulStone: A Bardcore Metal Ballad for all our Dwarven Mains out there in the DnD, TTRPG world! #dnd #ttrpg #originalsong #music #musicvideo 
 Deep beneath the mountain’s shadow, the forge of fate roars to life. This thunderous bardcore anthem follows a band of battle-hardened dwarves as they journey through craggy peaks and ancient ruins, seeking a new home carved in stone and glory. With pounding drums, roaring riffs, and haunting lute melodies, this track melds epic fantasy with raw metal energy.

🎶 What to expect:

Gritty vocals echoing through cavern halls

Hammer-heavy guitar riffs forged in fire

Medieval instrumentation with a bard’s touch

Lyrics steeped in lore, longing, and dwarven pride

🏔️ Whether you're a fan of Tolkien-inspired tales, Viking metal, or medieval soundscapes, this is your call to arms. Raise your tankard, bang your head, and follow the dwarves into the mountain’s heart! 
#dnd #ttrpg #originalsong #music #musicvideo

SoulStone

Enjoy our original Podcast launch episodes from Last year. don't also miss the remaster relaunch of 1v1meDm Podcast a Dracula love story! https://open.spotify.com/show/6LDDsO3ycPCtgcKtJEQJ8q?si=712e9efd4fba495f

Night of the Zandies
Ever woken up to find the world not quite as terrifying as you left it? Dracula sure has, and his once-menacing castle is now just another stop on the village children's Halloween candy route. Thisd Halloween special will have you in stitches as we share the side-splitting tale of a Dracula who discovers his reign of terror has been reduced to a mere party trick. Don't miss the monstrous fun, as we bring you a Halloween episode brimming with charm, chaos, and a vampire desperately trying to reclaim his title as the night's biggest fright.

Curse of the Wereturkey
Gather 'round for a monstrous turkey tale with a side of supernatural snafus. When Dracula's plans go awry and he accidentally creates a were-whiteboard (you heard that right), the hilarity  only continues to escalates as Dracula attempts to destroy the harvest festival. Don't miss any of the action
#podcast #storytelling #holiday #dracula

1v1MeDM Podcast: Episode 1: Night of the Zandies and Curse of the Wereturkey

🛡️🎶 Welcome to the Guild V.A.! 🎶🛡️ “Adventurer’s Health Plan (The D&D VA Song)” is a tongue-in-cheek tribute to every brave soul who's ever rolled a nat 1 on their insurance coverage. From dragon claw injuries to Beholder eye exams, this bardic banger skewers the fantasy healthcare system with wit, charm, and just a touch of necromancy. 
#music #newsong #DnDSong  #Bardcore #RPGParody 

Whether you're a lone adventurer or part of a cursed party plan, this anthem will have you laughing, cringing, and humming along as you wait three hours in the tray.

⚔️ Subscribe for more bardcore ballads, epic spoofs, and chaotic good content! 🎧 Stream it, share it, and don’t forget to bring your own healing potions.

The Guild VA

🎃🧛‍♂️ Monster Season Has Begun! | Halloween x D&D Epic Song ⚔️👻
#halloween  #DungeonsAndDragons #originalmusic #dnd #newsong  
Welcome, brave adventurers and spooky souls! Van Helsing is back—and this time, he's rolling for initiative. Dive into the ultimate Halloween anthem where gothic horror meets high fantasy in a lyrical quest to purge the undead, the cursed, and the downright creepy.

🕯️ What to Expect:

A monster-hunting ballad packed with vampires, werewolves, liches, and dragons

D&D-inspired verses that echo through dungeons, graveyards, and haunted lands

Halloween vibes with crossbows, silver bolts, garlic, and holy water

Epic choruses that summon your inner paladin, ranger, or rogue

Whether you're prepping for a Halloween one-shot or just vibing with the season of shadows, this song is your battle cry. So grab your stakes, light your torches, and join Van Helsing on a campaign of monster-slaying mayhem!

🧟‍♀️ Perfect For:

Dungeons & Dragons Halloween sessions

Spooky playlists and haunted house soundtracks

Cosplayers, LARPers, and fantasy fans

Anyone who believes October is for rolling Nat 20s on undead

🔔 Subscribe for more fantasy-fueled music, Halloween lore, and monster-hunting madness!

Monster Season

Welcome to the most blistering bardic ballad this side of Greyhawk! “Gary’s Rolling in His Grave” is a fiery, no-holds-barred parody that channels the ghost of Gary Gygax himself as he watches his beloved creation evolve (or devolve?) into something he might not recognize.

🧙‍♂️ What’s This Song About? This satirical anthem dives deep into the clash between old-school dungeon crawlers and the modern wave of D&D players. From the rise of One D&D to the fall of gritty AD&D mechanics, it’s a lyrical lament for the grognards, the dice-scarred veterans, and the spirit of TSR.

⚠️ Disclaimer: This is satire. It’s meant to entertain, provoke, and spark conversation—not to gatekeep or shame. Whether you’re a 1e purist or a 5e homebrewer, there’s room at the table for everyone (even if Gary’s ghost disagrees).

💬 Sound off in the comments:

What edition do you swear by?

Is D&D evolving or losing its soul?

Would Gary be proud… or just perpetually rolling?

Subscribe for more nerdy anthems, RPG rants, and chaotic bard energy!

#musicvideo #originalsong #music #parody #DnD #DungeonsAndDragons

Gary is Rolling in His GRAVE

🎶 When eldritch love goes too far… “Cthulhu Stop Calling Me” is the breakup anthem you never knew you needed! From static-filled calls in Arkham town to mixtapes from R’lyeh Bay, this cosmic ex just won’t take the hint. With verses full of slime, dread, and telepathic sorcery, our narrator battles clingy tentacles, dream invasions, and a possessed phone plan from Verizon Elder One. It’s not me, it’s you — and you’re ancient, bro.
#newsong #musicvideo #callofcthullu  #dnd #comedy 
💀 Featuring lyrics like:

“I blocked your number, burned your tome”

“Your love’s a cult, and I ain’t singin’”

“That was flirtation, not worship, don’t twist it!”

This animated music video blends Lovecraftian horror with pop-punk heartbreak in a hilarious, haunting ride through cosmic codependency. Hit play, set a boundary, and scream along: Cthulhu, stop calling me!

Cthulhu Stop Calling Me

A Dracula Love Story: Curse of the Wereturkey

Step into a world where Dracula, and comedy collides with chaos. A Dracula Love Story: Curse of the Wereturkey is a fantasy fiction episode packed with supernatural shenanigans, absurd quests, and laugh-out-loud moments.

🦃 When Dracula’s dark magic misfires, he doesn’t summon terror — he accidentally creates a were-whiteboard (yes, really). From there, the madness only grows as he hatches an Evil plan to win the Harvest Festival Hunt, and win the heart of the Butchers Daughter (He'll learn her name one day, I'm sure). 

✨ Expect:

Fantasy comedy storytelling with a D&D twist
Supernatural creatures from Wereturkies to werewhiteboards
Parody, satire, and gothic humor
A mix of epic quests, absurd romance failures, and ridiculous battles
Whether you’re a fan of actual play podcasts, fantasy fiction audio dramas, or just love a good laugh with your fellow monsters, this show is your next binge-worthy obsession.

👉 Subscribe now on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, Amazon Music, or wherever you listen to podcasts to join the adventure — because you don’t want to miss what’s lurking behind the werepup’s growl…

Untold Adventures: A Dracula Love Story EP 2: The Curse of the WereTurkey

🍴⚔️ Waffle Club Warriors – A D&D Song ⚔️🍴

Welcome to the most chaotic tavern in the multiverse: a humble Waffle House turned underground fight club! Waffle Club Warriors is a high-energy anthem that blends fantasy storytelling with crunchy riffs and syrup-soaked battle cries. #dnd #musicvideo #fantasymusic #originalsong #1v1medm 

In this song, adventurers gather not for quests, but for midnight brawls among sticky tables and sizzling griddles. Paladins throw down with rogues, barbarians wrestle over waffles, and the cleric is just trying to keep the syrup flowing. It’s Dungeons & Dragons meets diner chaos, and only the strongest (or hungriest) survive.

🔥 What to expect in this track:

Epic fight club vibes with a comedic twist

Fantasy tavern storytelling set in a waffle house

Catchy chorus perfect for your next campaign soundtrack

Inside jokes for D&D fans who know the struggle of late-night sessions

🎶 Whether you’re rolling dice, flipping waffles, or just vibing to fantasy-inspired music, this track is your new battle hymn.


Waffle Club Warriors

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