: HEY. HEY SPAMSY!, YOU SHOULD CCHECK OUT. MY GUNS COLLECTION
: FACTOR YNEW TFROM THE CRATES !  THEYRE LIKE. $11.319,71 @ LEAST.gg
: WHY ARE YOU WALKING AWAY.

Thumbnail provided by @cambutcooler

Kris   the Many Things Puppet (old)

This is the " "No-Spare" Ribs " replacement for my AU "Deltarune: The Samer Puppet".

*CAPTAINS LOG NUMBER NINE.
"And that was it. I directed the headwinds back to me jolly old days.
But I felt the splinters in my wooden hands, the splinters in me wooden mind. 
This feeling wouldn't go away so easily, but the best solutions are usually the easiest solutions.
And the blue matey was right there, weren't they?
Might this be wrong..?
No.
What arr friends to me anyway? Another obstacle with the capacity for mutiny.
So what else was I to do?
A captain's got to make tough decisions fer the sake of the crew." 

thumbnail by @plabet

[Deltarune: The Samer Puppet] CAPTAIN'S EULOGY

This is the "wOAH" replacement for pretty much my sorta new AU, "Deltarune: The Same Puppet, Again". STOP THINKING!!! IT'S BAD FOR YOU!!!!

* [This alleyway feels unnerving. For such a pristine city otherwise, why would this seem so run-down?]
* [Who's that?]

* To: Kris
* Subject: Appearance
* wh-oHhEY! YOU!
* YOU!!!
* WANT SOME DEA-ah FUCK
* ...apologies for the informal introduction.
* I'm Spamton. And i have, guaranteed, just the kind of deals you need in your life. Good deals, the best deals, even! Deals that...
* ...
* i'm begging you.

Credit to @overkill-the-sequel for the original TSP.

[Deltarune: The Same Puppet, Again] wh-oHhEY!

spamtodd big shot i think?? idk really and i think the freedom motif is just a sample here
still by clust3r we are best friends and we smoke weed and fill our bellies with diet soda and play burnout revenge for the ps2

Tsssp - to get: a meal (wip)

This is the replacement for both ' Pre-Rehersal ' and uhhhh....... FLIP. I guess this just the pre-rrEhersal replacement for now.
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[I can barely breathe in here.]
[This place feels like a death trap.]
[A maze for a rat where the reward is a piece of cheese on a mousetrap.]
[...]
[I got reminded of why we even bothered to enter this place.]

{“Me and her were a oυb wonʞ’ჸ.
The ƨnwɒᕋ bnɒ ƨʞooЯ were always chatting about our little ƨwoʜƨ.
But after a while, to put it bluntly, they got bored of our ɘlɈɈil ɘbɒяɒq around town.
But, ɘʜƨ couldn’t accept that.
She got ɘяom bnɒ ɘяom desperate just for one more яɒlυqoq woʜƨ, just for one more bnoɔɘƨ ʇo ɘmɒʇ, until... 
llɘW... 
яɘʜ oɈ bɘnɘqqɒʜ Ɉɒʜw ɘɘƨ ll’υoჸ bnɒ яɘʜ bniᖷ.”}

[A faint, almost alien cyan light illuminates from under one of the doors.]
~
Original AUs by @buttinformerunders-core and @wethebes
the INDIFFRNT3 puppet by The Avians

https://soundcloud.com/buttinformer-underscore/mus_roller

{not PIPEJAM ROUND 2} // the treatment for - [Deltarune: the INDIFFRNT3 puppet]

I can not believe I almost forgot to upload this.
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This is the “Justice Served Warm” replacement for my AU, “dELTArUNE: The Same Same Ampersand Same Puppet”.
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꧁ The Crowns ꧂
----Tue, 7:23PM----
$◦○0(The noise and clutter coming from the town slowly dies off.)
$◦○0(The deeper I step into the familiar forest, the quieter it gets.)
$◦○0(...Almost too quiet.)

$◦○0(I can't help but notice the presence of pale white geists, staring me down without dropping even a single whisper, without a single twitch...)
$◦○0(But they are of no threat or value to me.)
$◦○0(Though it seems like their presence disturbs the "Dowsing Rods" the bushman gave me...)
$◦○0(No, it just cant be. Such occult junk can't actually work.)
$◦○0(Enough with this nonsense. I will find the corpse by myself.)
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song by: Mongolia. (If I made a mistake I apologize in advance. The effectiveness of my "Pipelining Powers" is questionable.)
Deltarune by Toby Fox.
The Other Puppet by www.tumblr.com/the-other-puppet / @notrealnevereal
The Same Puppet by @overkill-the-sequel
The Same Other Puppet by @z_65
The Same Same Puppet by @term1n4l @retravulsive, @g1llant, @punkipatch and @zootyplex
Vocals by... What vocals do you speak of?
AU by me (KOUSH) with help from Against, Wrongdoing, Weight and Skeeptish "Booblo" Glubber
Pipejam hosted by "The Shrimpnight Crew".
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The Crowns ~ Keep Your Dreams Dead ~ {dELTArUNE: The Same Same Ampersand Same Puppet}

This is the "Im sorry for the drama " replacement for my au, Deltarune: The 4smae Puppet! !
>>>>>
dramatastic!

We're not sorry

\\this is the "LOoK ITS BE; be E' ; A R0UgH,, its beEN \ ROUGH WEEK" replacement for my cool and new AU, "Deltarune The SAME same Same same Puppet". yeah yeah, there's an au where "spamm tychon"g takes the role of "krisp a" but FUCK THAT ONE. AND F̶͙͌U̸̓̂C̴̩͝Ḱ̵̃ ̴̞̉Y̷̛̭O̵̊Ǘ̶̝ ̵̔̚B̸̲̍E̶͍͐L̸̔̿S̴̐ON 
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!!𝔸Ａ α𝓪! ㄖỖ σⓄ!!

krispa: PEDIALoG 1 - OUCh THIS THING H%RTS LIKe a b%TCH
krispa: it'S NOT MOVING EI%THER. IT'S JUsT StARING BULLETs intO MY SOUL.
krispa: LITERALLY. OW F%CK!!!

!!𝔸Ａ α𝓪! ㄖỖ σⓄ!!
!!𝔸Ａ α𝓪! ㄖỖ σⓄ!!
!!𝔸Ａ α𝓪! ㄖỖ σⓄ!!

krispa: ALRIGHT, MONKEY
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thumbnail by: jacob
song by: also jacob (with partial influnce from FUNKY DA KONG YEEAEAAAAUUHHHHH)
vocals by: mỖ𝕟кẸ𝐲
Deltarune by 𝔱𝓸Ⓝｙ ｊάق𝕌α𝓻
The Other Puppet by 𝓒Ø𝓚Ẹ 𝐝ⓤđє & Ｆ𝓲Ⓒ𝓣ｉ𝓞Ｎ
The Same Puppet by ➁ⓕ𝕒ｒ
The Same Other Puppet by 𝓣ᵉя乃𝕀ù𝐦, Gᑎᗩᔕᕼ, & รⓟＲᶤร
The Same Same Puppet by รƤ𝓔ａＲ𝔞ţ𝐭, ℍ𝕣𝕖𝕣, & 𝓨𝓔𝓛𝓛𝓞𝓦𝓒𝓞𝓜𝓑?
The Same Same Other Puppet by נＥŞ𝐬є𝐔ѕ & 𝕥𝐖𝐄ᵉĎ𝐮ˢ 
The Same Same Same Puppet by 𝔰𝓦ᶤｎ€ & 𝔥𝔢 𝔴𝔥𝔬 𝔰𝔥𝔞𝔩𝔩 𝔫𝔬𝔱 𝔟𝔢 𝔫𝔞𝔪𝔢𝔡
TSSSOP: ROM HACK by @cambutcooler2 and @cambutcooler

The Same Same Same Same Same Puppet by 𝕎𝔸ℍ𝕆𝕆 𝕄𝔸ℝℂℍ 𝟙𝟘𝕋ℍ 𝔹𝔸𝔹𝔸𝕐𝕐𝕐𝕐

a aA- Aa& aa aA% - [TSSSsP:50%OFF]

this is a rip of "BE QUIET," a track from the dkc romhacking community's black sheep. (It FUCKING. SUCKS.)

the creator was a notorious spammer and wouldn't take no for an answer when people BEGGED him to shut the fuck up about it. the moderators eventually decided to just remove all instances of the hack and any further instances of the creator posting. 

as for the hack itself? well it's unpolished as hell, the story is incomprehensible unless you read the fucking text file packaged with it. the graphics range from eye-straining recolors of pre-existing assets to godawful original sprites. most of the music is horribly rendered songs from the original ost with incorrect instruments. "BE QUIET" being the only intelligible song in it. to prevent people from going out of their way to find this mess of a game, I decided to upload it myself. 
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(Excerpt from the game's files)
Swankey Kong wakes up one day with a drug induced hangover only to realize all of his friends are dead. Vengeful, he decides to find King K Rool. When he gets there, he discovers King K Rool was working for non other than Manky Kong, the disgraced Orangutan. Swankey Kong fights to avenge his friends. This is my second hack and it's released just in time for the Superbowl. I don't follow sports, but I do follow dkc romhacks. So if anyone else here is bored of watching it, play this. You'll thank me.

(Latter excerpt)
"BE QUIET," Swankey Kong proclaims. "You will never stunt my swank."
"Is that so, monkey?" Manky Kong replies, snarkily. "Then shoow me what you got."
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thumbnail by: jacob
song recovered by: jacob
hack creator will not be credited as to prevent harassment for ALL PARTIES. 


The Swankey Kong Superbowl Special: SNES PORT - BE QUIET

This is the other “Hero's Broth” replacement for my AU, “Deltarune: The Anti-Same Same Other Puppet”. Don't think too hard abou- oh god damnit

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[ The very path you walked to the complex on lies waterlogged several meters below you. ]
[ So does everything else not tall or sturdy enough to survive the flood, seemingly. ]
[ You hear the soft sound of waves gliding through the treetops all around. ]
[ The scent and sound of the water reminds you of home. ]
…
[ You miss home. ]

[ No use letting timidity get the best of you. ]
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thumbnail by: me
song also by myself
vocals by @zootyplex (thank you my 2.5same)

Deltarune by Toby Fox
The Other Puppet by topanon, @notrealnevereal
The Same Puppet by @overkill-the-sequel
The Same Other Puppet by @z_65, @chomps-lmao, and @sharemy-main-546770460
The Same Same Puppet by @arrow_nmw, @realshree, and @therealmaz
The Same Same Other Puppet by @buttinformer-underscore

The Anti-Puppet by currently choking on water
The Anti-Other Puppet by ok im good
The Anti-Same Puppet by uhhhh @quarkeduppuppetgirl probably
The Anti-Same Other Puppet by shit i think the water is back with a vengeance
The Anti-Same Same Puppet by GLBRLBLGBLBLRBLRBLBGLEBLHRGBLHH (also technically @kylie-everwood, @Jackurus, (and @zootyplex?))

what AU is this again i've lost track by @mister_static

[Deltarune: The Samer Puppet] CAPTAIN'S EULOGY

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