HAPPY BIRTHDAY JUSTGAMER! My dear friend JustGamer is turning 12 today so I decided to make this weird bullshit in like 2 hours to celebrate!

Beat by Soulker

Sandwich:
The sandwich is back, bitch, burning tracks with my rappin
I pack bread and this boutta be a stomp, call me Galactus
I’m not a strip of cheese so don’t cross me
You ain’t peanut butter, bro you can’t top me
You can call me an oven because I got heat
So make like your chef, suck on my ball meat
You were an olive branch to resolve a frantic brawl but got your ass beaten and squeezed 
Call you the U-pie-ted Nations, with how you fucking suck at keeping a piece
Your ass is temporary, I got more green than Larry
Yo mom’s a virgin so I got on top and popped her cherry

Pie:
It’s easy as pie beating this guy with heat on the mic that you can’t diss
Call me Anakin Piewalker, I don’t like sand…wich 
Thought I was pie but your mindset’s irrational
Your formula’s recipe for disaster, bro
If I wanted sand I’d head to Laguna
I’ve seen better “witches” from Konosuba
I’m layered, I’ll flame ya, you’re gayer, ask Gamer 
He ate ya, I’m gangster, like Psytube, I lift weights bruh
So call me the Pied Piper, attracted your girl and I might pipe her
Now call this a hot take but you and I aren’t equal writers

Sandwich:
You’re calling me gay, bro, you’re literally a fruit pie 
You’re a stupid worthless piece of shit, I’m glad you died
There’s too many cooks in the kitchen, too many sandwiches? Nah man you trippin
I’m appearing just to celebrate special occasions
Your death is one bitch so let’s get it 

Pie:
You know my raps fly
Strapped up with ammo, I’m a mag pie
I can’t die
I always come back like I’m William Afton I got the FNAF rhymes
Now pie’s charting, I’m a hustler, I make it rain, feel the burnin pain
Now before I go I got one last thing to say…

JustGamer's Sandwich vs Kirby's Pie - Inside Rap Battles of Obscurity [GAMER DAY SPECIAL!]

Welcome to the fourteenth installment of “Quick Diss”! We got two Redditor- I mean cryptic criminals today! It's the agent of chaos and terrible memes, The Joker! Trapping against our favorite depressed puppet master, The Jigsaw Killer!

Lyrics:
The Joker:
I like making plots up, a-lot of cut offs for my scars huh?
Non-emotional, but somewhere in that genre 
Yet I couldn't bare acting your beartrap's a "caught-on"
I conned watchers across the pond-ah!
Your backstories torment. An abortion broke er'? Aww.
With that age gap, here's my quorral Jooohn.
While she was in-doors within her mom
Would you still endorse poking her with your ONLY knob?
It's just gross and all, but that's me (that's me)
Batsy called man's a fiend (and that's me)
Beat your ass while laughing (that's me)
You're a filler sham, and like you built your traps the only blueprints is this man's feet
Cold and deceased, you're a sickened sham, about as cancerous as Giddy's Krammed passing.

The Jigsaw Killer:
You're bitter, pulling triggers claiming it's a bigger picture
But really, you just project your inner sinner
Your feelings aren't consistent with your filler
I merely give people a wish, well;
You did a social experiment, but that ship sailed
Then your heart sank like a wish well
When you flipped coins but couldn't get them to ship sales
A promise that, killing the inmates 
Would, cost them, nothing as it's in vain
To cross them, as they made their choices
But you bombed it, putting a pin in your point, bitch
Dressed as a cop to press on your plot, but… that's meant as rhetorical 
Your abhorrence shows 'cus when I look like a pig it's not meta bro, it's metaphorical (phorical)
Fuck you and everything that you've built up
Even my worst trap was less bait than this "villian"
I'd threaten to kill him, but what purpose does that serve?
Contort his ass backwards for being ass backwards!
I don't care, so I'll chalk it up as first impressions, huh?
But why all the impressive talk when you're the skeptic runt people seem to do the worst impressions of? With your messy mug.

The Joker:
Here….we….go. John won't get off his high horse! Using your car's horsepower on the highway
You saddled up on the right course, but he survived and made a right game.
Why, so, serious?! Acting delirious, rambling like a COD lobby
With his shitty mic and superiority you might start a round of zombies! (zombies!)
It's just a game and time for calming, gotta knock off chopping up, Johnny!
Don't pull up upon me, pulling some ponzes, for the jump-screens, like "HEEERE'S JOHNNY!!!"
Do that and you'll get the axe, not to knock on wood, but if I caught you lacking
You'll get the axe, and I'm into slashing, watch as a hack gets hacked in! For acting dramatic! Laughs Maniacally (comment about this tee-hee!!!!l)

The Jigsaw Killer:
With all that makeup I expected some pen-game now
But the only person you sent for making up with is your penny-pal
Imma check Heath Ledger's crown, your role wasn't one to die for
You're a fucking eyesore, all the Facebook memes they roll their eyes for
I suppose you'd like more, cus it represents you
Cryptic and imbedded in issues, it's in bed with your misuse 
Of influence… I'm sick of this
I'm dying of cancer and thought those quips were abysmal, egh.
Game Over, Joker, I call goldfish, the way I flushed you out
You stood in your tiny bubble and SUNK, you fucking clown…

-CAST-
The Jigsaw Killer: JaCoN (first time donut bully)
The Joker: Quizzique

-PRODUCTION-
Thumbnail by: CannibalWorms (rare)
Written by: JaCoN
Beat: https://youtu.be/VkNbsOO9i7I
Beat Produced by: KaalaH and jort
Mixed by: jort

The Joker vs The Jigsaw Killer - (Quick Diss) #14

LYRICS:

ANNOUNCER
It’s Live Rap Battles!
Salad Fingers… vs… Bob & Larry!
Lights, Camera, Action!

Bob & Larry (0:09)
If you’d like to rap ‘gainst tomatoes
If you want to get squashed with style
If you’d like to get mashed, potatoes
If you want the freshest lines, up and come down to the produce aisle

Since 1993, we've been airing on NBC
Teaching kids about their ABCs and BC
I’d say to read the Good Book, but I doubt you can read
Even our PC could out-diss this NPC

That nonsense plot you got seems randomly generated
Buncha empty symbolism to get theorists speculatin’
Chapters tossed together with no afterthought that’s integrated
Not at all refreshing - this word salad needs refrigeratin’

We broke New-Grounds; Managed to withstand demand
While you became the definition of Flash in the pan 
We won't listen to you (Lalalalalala); So you should just stay canned
We heard you’re really really good at talking to the hand

Salad Fingers (0:48)
Oh, hello, I'm Salad Fingers
Ahhh, a fellow standing figure
Thought the Great War left the land at the brink of destruction, so how have these plants lingered? (Ahhh)

It must be the Hand of God you're grabbing on as these vegetables haven't gone off
But your season has ended, these greens are now left as a fertilizer for their God's lawn

Ooh, spilling the tea? Better put on the kettle
Phil and Mike milk these vegetables more than my Nettles
The shepherd was impaled and his sheep follows, a-many
Hung up upon my heat, (Mmm) Kabob and Larry

Bob & Larry (1:17)
We read the Bible every day but that verse was really really wrong
Tried spitting green and mean, but it’s all just Silly Songs
We're headed for Heaven, it's been written in the scripture
You’re going to Hell. This kid named Salad Finger!

But don’t blaspheme, Larry, it displeases the Lord
What happened? Does David Firth not upload anymore?
We’re takin’ you to Sunday School! You’d better repent
or better yet, this Boogeyman should up and kill himself again!

Salad Fingers (1:37)
I was animated by a sole chap, so it’s rather poor 
That a whole sodding team made these CGI-sores
The fact that you’re more horrific than I am’s rather sickening
Making green off preaching prejudice and racist bigotry

Despite your devotion, you’re group isn’t blessed
Thou lied and are posing as “fruitful” instead
Queer; Quite the convoluted cut of clustered tales
That taste of soot and poo, are you Hubert Cucumberdale?

Larry Boy, a savior? I prefer Bibleman
Series so dead, I've seen Kenneth more alive, in fact 
Call me Qubo, as I again led you to the slaughter
Ahhh…. I do so enjoy the red water…

GamingPlush64 as Salad Fingers

SimplyRazzy as Bob the Tomato
Snakebite126 as Larry the Cucumber
Joosh as Junior Asparagus

Written By: 3ple, Michael Stark, SimplyRazzy, Mabel Pines, Jamie12o4, We Think Company, greenisnotprimary, & Cri
Produced By: Freshy Kanal
Mixed By: Michael Stark

Salad Fingers vs. Bob & Larry - Live Rap Battles

Shoutout to my friend RABI! Walbert parts written by Rabi and cover art by Ethan!

Lyrics:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Vbu5Lx7inoW6kK4J_BieGQS4gbCa3chi_XaMxo_-tK8/edit?usp=sharing

Millard Birdmore vs Walbert - Contest Of Champions [DEMO]

Originally intended for April Fools, but here it is now, hope you enjoy. The video will come later within the year. This is a one-off premiere and not the start of a new series.

Miyamoto Musashi: RNG

Yotsuba: Azia

Announcer: Alex M.

Prod: EDX Beats

Mixed by: Special Inquisitor Rayyan

Coverart by: M!CAH

Written by: Violet

Musashi:
I don’t understand this match, but I mustn't yield
If you want a slice of my life then step onto the battlefield 
Duels are my speciality, you can Try Try; though
There’s nothing to fear from the drawn out Azumanga Daioh!
Picked up the volumes of your text and I was left bored!
There’s no value in the life of the mascot of a hate board!
My travels across the country are what Ronin aspire for
The furthest of your travels are the park and grocery store!
That slacker of a father makes Japan's future look bleak 
At least the disciples I teach know how to properly speak
When Inoue fine-crafted the craft of my work it broke the mold
All you do is break the peace of the Ayase household!
Pick all the clovers you want: this battle is unchanged
My techniques got finer the more and more that I aged
The legacy I left with my sword and pen have remained
You’re forever self contained: a story where nothing’s changed!

Yotsuba:
Miyamoto? Hey, you make Mario games!
Wait, you’re a Samurai? That’s way more lame
Yotsuba doesn’t see how your story became a hit
All I found were pretty pictures…And that’s about it!
Learn to have fun! Kojiro has a better view on life
You’re just like my daddy cause you both got no wife!
My mighty stick could break your sword, you stupid dumbo!
And you could never overtower my best buddy Jumbo!
Raps hot like Glowball Warming, an A.C couldn’t cool me down
Troubled times are ahead when Mu-sushi arrives in town
Look meanie it doesn’t matter if I’m four, six, or five!
Cause you been on hiatus longer than Yotsubas been alive!

Miyamoto Musashi:
Insolent child…I must relax myself

*Musashi starts to meditate*

Yotsuba:
Uhhhhhh are you sleeping?

Musashi:
No I am meditating

Yotsuba:
But you look like Yotsuba when she reads your manga!

Musashi:
This is the result of an upbringing that's gone too far south
A brat who doesn’t know how to shut their damn mouth!
Hoizon’s monks and all my other foes know I got that hard flow
I’m the real deal unlike that made up contraption Cardbo!
Your petty feuds with Yanda are nothing to what I’ve fought 
At the prime of my youth my strength was self taught!
Though I’ve reached peace in my life and I have made due
Hopefully one day you can cope with your mother ditching you

Yotsuba:
Sorry mister but you can’t scare me with your power
My friends told me not to talk to hermits who don’t shower!
I heard what you did to those Yoshi guys, which did rule
But you can’t leave me schooled since I don’t go to school!
When I see you with Iori my smile is gone for good
You need more than just farming to have a happy childhood!
Though that’s something you don’t know from what I can see
I’d rather have no mommy than have one who hates me!
Yotsuba got friends that she keeps close to her heart
All your sword did was split you and your friends further apart!
You should be lucky I spared you from my Yotsuba gun
I’m bored now, bye! I’m off to go have fun under the sun!

WHO WON?

WHO’S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

MAAAANGAAA RAP BATTLES

SEE YOU IN THE NEXT VOLUME

Miyamoto Musashi Vs Yotsuba - MANGA RAP BATTLES

I could've demoed any of the written battles I have lying around. Instead, I made this entirely within this month, from conception to audio. You're welcome.

Quizzique as Tony Hawk
garbageGothic as Jackie-Lynn Thomas
Prod. by David O'Brien (Audio Network)
Writing by Alchemyking
Mixed by Serena
Thumbnail by Quizzique
Special thanks: MetaMachine, Legengo

LYRICS:
Tony Hawk:
It’s Birdman, flyin’ in to blast the mic
Big on satellite TV, while you’re just Marco’s satellite
Yea, Jackie’s lame, trade her for this great skater
Marco can take the blame later when I stay ahead, like Naysaya
Blaze haters! Ain’t talking baby ducks when you’re catching strays
I’m surfing half-pipes, while you just look like you’re half awake
I speed through my bars like I’m grinding rails
Eyes like a Hawk, but even I’m freaked out by your eyes’ detail

Jackie-Lynn Thomas:
Wait, you’re the Tony Hawk? Forgive my mistake
With that verse, could you blame me for barely being awake?
You’re packing red flags, but your deals with Six Flags were a miss
Quit shilling capitalists and go be a dad to your kids
Tony, a Pro Skater? I prefer Caddicarus
I gorge on pain peppers, so you know I’m spitting lit
Known for your revolutions, but in philanthropy, you ain’t smart
Your answer to “How do we help starving kids out?” “SKATE PARKS!”

Tony:
Yo, you should clam up! Take after your necklace
Guess Star brought a full stop to your Love Sentence
Marco pulled a caper with his cape, you left him on the pier waiting
I’ll dock ten points for that, and ten points for queer-baiting
We’re both used to carrying, but in your case
You carried Marco so hard, I’m shocked you didn’t have your board break
You’re just a history geek, I sweeped in ERBoHistory
My bars will make you lose your cool, and leave you with two silver streaks

Jackie:
Oh, you’re still rapping, bro?
That verse was so forced, I thought it was one of your cameos
You should be disqualified for that fifth game, Birdman
And here, I thought Bon Bon’s grave was riddled with vermin!
You wanna trash my love life, but I send your capping back at you
‘Cause you hop between wives like you’re back on Captain Kangaroo
Like a motion-controlled board, you can’t control me when I’m rhyming
Tony Hawk struck out! But Star knows a good ravine you can hide in

HINT FOR NEXT TIME: Greed (ft. Quizzique and MetaMachine)

Tony Hawk Vs Jackie-Lynn Thomas - Disney Rap Battles

Thumbnail created by: Matthew
Mixed by: Matthew

WHO WON?
https://rb.gy/3s4ek

docs.google.com/document/d/1QlxXtURULGYfPteARDyjWimmeQuqxnQeakclhxSD5_I

Chao vs. Matthew

RaccoonBroVO as Jack Slash  
Justgamer as Jhin
Writer:BirdJormungandr
Mixed by Serena 
Beat by Trunxks Beatz
Character Art: 
Jack Slash-Grasman 
Jhin-Valonide
Cover Art-JK

LYRICS:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1fUoLh8XESc_HbCwPwDmGpzuxl_x_LRVP8-Nc-4liyTk/edit?usp=drivesdk 


VERSE ORDER: 
Jack Slash Verse 1 - 0:13
Jhin Verse 1 - 0:55
Jack Slash Verse 2 - 1:37
Jhin Verse 2 - 2:05

Jhin vs. Jack Slash (WORM SPOILERS AHEAD) - League vs. Anything! - Bird's Rap Battles

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Round 1 of FRB Brawl: Rematch has the new up-and-comer Leo Barqui of Bermuda Triangle vs Illuminati fame versus the owner of PowerPoint Rap Battles, Theme Park Avenue (Eric).

Two competitors engage in battle, but only one can advance. Will Leo conspire to gain the win or will Eric be on a smooth ride to victory? Be sure to vote to decide their fates.

Lyrics: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1gXOW6fy3tt-Q07Rg42P0ufinfs-t4veGxidjevX34SQ/edit?usp=sharing

Mixed by Danii
Thumbnail by MasonG
Produced by Anywaywell

Leo Barqui vs Theme Park Avenue. FRB Brawl: Rematch Round 1

Danii as Chucky
Shimario as Stripe
Danii, Cri, and ThanosQuack as Gremlins

Beat Produced by: James Brett
Written by: Grey Julius And Danii
Mixed and Mastered by: Danii
Art by: Wizard Warrior
Thumbnail by: Creeperpasta

Chucky:
Hi, I’m Chucky, I’m your friend til the end
Light a fire then get bloody, try to get all ahead
Yeah, everybody loves me, I’m ahead all the trends
But keep on fighting Bugs Bunny, I’ll fuckin’ rip off your head, ha
I can’t even tell the difference ‘tween these beady eyed fucks
Bro, you only stand out cause your yee-yee ass cut
I could kill you with a flashlight, speedy as fuck
You’re just a child at play, you’ll get no freebie from Chuck 

Stripe:
Is it past midnight? cause imma eat this
You won’t last this fight, have you seethin’
You’re being awfully loud, in our all new town 
Looks like the potty mouth is in some deep shit
Like you’re first episode you vomited your flows
One Gremlins enough to keep you on your toes
But what I don't get is the body that you chose
Like what, was the toy store out of G.I. Joes?
It’s like a poker game the way I’m smokin’ bastards
I’ll leave ya chokin’, ya chokin’ hazard
Worst rap i have heard, run to your dollhouse Barbie
Cause when i drop fire it doesn’t stop the party!


Chucky:
Think you got under my skin, bitch i’ve never been better
Half your scenes were filler, you’re chance of living is low
I make Damba-Mulla, bitch i make all the cheddar
Think you’re not a fucking gimmick, bro you came from gizmo
Your boys can die to a mom, i left my own mother buried
Loud doesn't equal funny all of my stuff is varied
At least I made people with a doll feel weary
Beastiality’s the only time your movies were scary 
I broke all 3 rules and i'm still surviving 
You want a past midnight snack, bite my hole
I don’t remember you to be that good at reviving
So I’ll bury you under a bridge, hide the troll

Stripe:
Of course this ginger is wanting some souls
Deck you on the freckles for ever thinkin’ you’re gold
‘Cause while you get a bunch of children to do all your bidding
Us gremlins get shit together once the night is hitting, ay
You always looking like shit weather a doll or lee ray
Whether you’re happy with yourself is pretty tricky to say
You just throw a bunch of shit and hope to god that it sticks
Until the world has enough and goes to put all your toys away

Chucky vs Stripe (Child's Play vs Gremlins) - Rewind Rap Rumble

JustGamer as Griffith
JesseBoxVO as Makima

Beat Prod. by: Epistra
Written by: Danii
Mixed by: Zagranis and Danii
Mastered by: Danii
Thumbnail by: Trakked

Lyrics:

Griffith:
Every enemy I’ve ever fought has fell to their knees
Now I’m cookin’ something for the bitch from Wendy’s, uh
Don’t you dare block me from my kingdom, you’re mistaken thinkin’ this king's dumb
The man with everything in his thumb, is now here to drop you some wisdom
Ay, yuh, everything from here goes south
And you’ll make like Guts and not keep my name out yo mouth
‘Cause your BDSM’s kink not what I meant by domination
Rob ya’ nation that you try to control all with your okay tits
I go apeshit, and then I eat good like the eclipse
While your fans are like the demons from them, it can’t be fixed
But from Denji, I think being spat at isn’t nothing odd
So what’s a devil controller to your new fuckin’ god? Huh?

Makima:
This boy is a strange one, watch your self-esteem
He saw one flashback and then thought that he had a special dream
And with how he gets all pressed when people start to leave his gang
It’s no wonder that no girl consented when you got to…Bang
Really, it’s nuts, thinkin’ that I would succumb to your trust
I know that you only fucked with his girlfriend because you just couldn’t go swordfight with Guts
Watch for these cuts, talk about eating good when I see you getting tortured in ditches
Pray that your god’s fate switches, make like my house and just go get some bitches
Seen your balls more than your actual fights
Put some pants on ‘fore you talk about your natural rights
I see you putting on that bird armor ‘fore shit was getting bloody
You’re a puppy that I’ll put down, lemme give you the rundown
I’ll make that power limiting, and then we’ll make this interesting
I hope those eyes can see my plan ‘cause they be social distancing
Damn, you wanna talk about about how I just fucked up?
Your pale ass didn’t even make a difference in the manga

Griffith:
My dream’s not something for your size
‘Cause it ends with me getting even more bags than your eyes
Treating kids like tools and think their acts are done manageably
No one tell her ‘bout the Moonlight Boy, then she’ll take advantage of me
Makima is listening but isn’t too hung up
She should make like Casca and just shut the fuck up
Since you make me vomit like Himeno dragging on for that long
So I bet both of our stans will say I said nothing wrong

Makima:
Can’t even pick the name of your army
You think you can harm me? Your failed utopia tries will long end
Like your series, you’ll end crying, but I don’t think that’d be shocking
I leave this battle in my favor; a corpse is talking

Griffith vs. Makima - #17

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