Nugget as Melvin 
Grasman as Eggman
Written by Nugget
Additional writing by Grasman
Edited by Grasman
Art By Grasman
Mixed by Walk 
Beat by Dannson 
Shout out Mel 

Melvin:
When you battle the best. This will be your final test.
That’s a reference your old ass wouldn’t get
That hedgehog prick is the problem, yes? It’s clear what the Solution is.
A animal proof robot would probably do the trick 

Like c’mon I’ve made better weapons out of my snot
You call yourself a doctor but you need one for weight loss 
I think I learnt about you in history now that I  see ya
That’s right, you’re the guy who survived a bullet, unlike Maria

Eggman:
When talking doctors, I’m the fliest. Who do you think you’re fighting 
Apparently we’re both smart but I don’t fall for gaslighting
You can make robots too but you don’t scare me in the slightest 
Since I have wrecking balls coming in hotter than Miley Cyrus 

Welcome to my class! This student getting schooled
Today you’ll learn how to have people want to talk to you 
Don’t mess with me dude, Robotnik, will be your doom
And I’ll piss on your grave as if it was the moon!! (HAHAH!)

Melvin:
Why are you laughing? What’s funny?
The only thing cracking up here is you, Humpty Dumpty 
Now I wanna ask, where do you get all that cash
Spending so much on machines and that farret slash mustache 

Showed my parents my report card and they went AYEE
only thing bigger than my brain is my GPA
Y'know I’m on a roll, staying on task, got that homework-flow!
You’re like behold! My secret weapon! Just call pest control!

Eggman:
Your lines and humor have something in common. They’re shit.
I wonder how the story would have went if you took a hint
Who the hell names their kid Melvin? I think I outta mention
This freak would rather kill himself then have detention 

Robotnik you can’t stop him from world domination!
My creations do exactly what I make them. 
What’s your motivation? An overweight man beats you every situation 
And here is a revelation. This battle was the demonstration!

Eggman vs Melvin -NRB- (FT Grasman) 100 hour challenge

**HEY, LITTLE GUYS!! IT'S MONTGOMERY GATOR VS ROY KOOPA - RAP BATTLE!!**

DISCLAIMER!!! This has been written and recorded since December last year, so there's NOTHING about the Ruin DLC. If you were hoping for a line about Monty in that uhhh.. Hold on lemme think
“You’re so broke and cheap you look like you do in the DLC!!”
there..

**CREDITS**

Luke Reardon as Montgomery Gator
Twitter: https://twitter.com/LukeReardon12

Cole Thompson (DillyDally) as Roy Koopa
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@dillydally.1104  

Video edited by Shimario 
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@ShimarioRapBattles

Art by Luke Reardon

Written by Luke Reardon

Beat Produced by Anywaywell

Mixed by Cole Thompson (DillyDally)

Special Thanks to the bhys back at home

**LYRICS**

Monty:
Hey LITTLE GUY (hey!), you think you’re tough? You’re a SMALL FRY! (hey!)
Haven’t seen a kid so weak since a breach in security, you know by the end this KID’LL DIE (hey!)
Your bars probably WRITTEN BY (hey!), a brother with a brain of a BIGGER SIZE (hey!)
No way you’ll dismember this member of the band, remember, 
I’ll pierce through a Koopa with these CLAWS OF MINE          
So what’cha worried for? You’ve been beat before!
I’m SURE that's the reason they leave you outta the COURT
You resort to kart racing, but golf’s my SPORT
So I’ll putt you to Roxy Raceway with my club like FOOOOOORE
That's a hole in one!
Leave a turtle like Bonnie when this rap is done!
I’m Hurricane’s FINEST, my skills are the HIGHEST
Now show me your STYLE KID, I’m quick to go VIOLENT

Roy: 
I’mma show you my style, you plastic crocodile,
Each word will shoot through you just like a missile
Hit you with another lawsuit, Bullet Bills
Send you down to the trash chute, Bully Kills
You’re the lamest villain, and I know you gotta be
How could I be threatened when your name’s Montgomery? 
A golfer with an ego, and the wirings faulty
I’d have harder struggles with a mole named Monty!
You got no legs to stand on, cuz you fell off
The only shady thing about you is the shades you rock
You’re not the star of show, you’re just a Filler Croc
Dude, the paparazzi’d leave you froze in a shock
With an ego so big, it's making me wonder,
Does this mini golf gator got a mini putter?
Damn right I’m a bully, now I’m the croc hunter
Turn you to a purse and make you wish you were kinder

Monty: 
Wow, you gotta bigger mouth than your brother
Thinking you’re something but you’re just like the others
Yeah, you’re in Smash Bros, but you’re not the first Roy,
In every single matchup, you would be the worst choice!
They shoehorned this clown in a CLOWN CAR 
as an alternate costume, cuz your power is ON PAR 
With that of JUNIOR, man, you’re a LOSER
when your daddy thinks a baby’s stronger than YOU ARE
You peaked in 3, when you ruled the sky
But seeing you on the Wii, I can tell you’re dry
Now you’re as big as your mountain, and I mean your size
Your fame’s an illusion, you’re a first boss kinda guy
This Boom Boom didn’t improve,
Hasn’t had a personality since the cartoon
You’ll forever be another enemy in the fleet
Who only takes 3 taps on the head to defeat

Roy: 
DOOOH SHUT UP! I should’ve gone first..
I’m surprised FUNKO never leaked your verse
You’re one to talk, you’re only in one game
Thanks to bugs and your buds, look at what it became!
Freddy ain’t the only one to crash in a performance
Hell, anyone who played crashed from the performance!
No kid’ll choose golf over playing with lasers,
They could be stuck in a maze, or even HAVIN A RACE (EEEERRRRRrrrrrrrr)
…Never mess with a Koopaling!
Each word’s gonna sting like a lock of springs
Dude, even Lemmy got bigger balls than you 
You got crushed by your own when a screw was loose
You look confused, always walking aimlessly
Go unleash your clones, hope they’re not chasing me!
I’m the MAN who’s MANNING the CANNON
who’ll put an END to your story, now my WIN is CANON!

That's it! Hope you enjoyed this battle!

-LewK

Montgomery Gator Vs Roy Koopa -RAP BATTLE-

Hello everyone and welcome to another episode of FRB vs Anything, which pits rap battle community members against well...anything. In this SoundCloud late upload we have AIR WAR which is the FRB one from codenames against CAR BOAT which is the ANYTHING from Poll Mines. Got it? Me neither.

Gamer as Car Boat
Shimario as Air War 
Written by JustGamer and Shimario
Beat by Anywaywell 
Mixed by Serena
Cover Art by Shimario

Car Boat:
Rolling up to the battle, car boat got hard flow
Such a dope idea, rose to the top of the charts yo
For an inside joke, bro, you’re just so lame
I mean does anybody wanna play Codenames?
Firing shots, won’t get caught in your wind
You botched as a hint, I got us the win
Your whole shtick’s just nothing that I care for
I’ll just say it: WHAT THE FUCK IS AN AIR WAR

Air War:
Ok so basically tornado is like air and America has been in a lot of wars so when you put the two together
Wait fuck it’s my turn shit
I don’t got time for explaining, I’ve gotta cut to the chase
I’m sending bombs flying - I be living up to the name
Whatever genius mind was the one to come up with me 
Must have a dick in his head, yeah, fucked in the brain
Think you’re important? Well from what I’ve gathered 
No one needs a Car Boat, not even a Spymaster
This Jackbox bit should know I’m deadly
So just start weigh-in your options, and see if you ready
Can’t get any words out, it’s like your voice broke
So hard for you to say shit, I’ll just call you Toy Boat
Any set of words could’ve popped on this chart
And despite that, “winning” is still not in your cards

Car Boat:
Can I be honest? Those lines were lacking
That shit made no sense, it’s like all your hints are cashed in 
I’m the sleekest and meanest in spy fashion
Game over once you pick me, cause I’m the assassin 
Gamer’s reaction made you, otherwise you’re lame man
Coming from if Guess Who was made by charade fans
To stay afloat, there’s no room for misinterpretations 
So you should take a crash course on communication
Yeah you know this Car Boat rhyming’s heat, dawg
So give this battle a like, and repost to defeat Walk
Face it, I’m number 1, there’s no other fuckin option
Looks like this ain’t gonna be the first poll I’m topping

Air War:
Bro you ain’t no soldier, look at your lame ass
You got me feeling like Ethan man, your game’s trash
Matt’s team was right, you have zero appeal
Who the fuck wants a submarine with wheels… (TRUE)
You’re a useless cunt, you can’t fucking step to me
I’m goddamn air bitch, you know I’m a necessity 
I keep going up, it’s obvious I carried dude
While you’re trapped in the mines, cause I just buried you

Air War vs Car Boat - FRB vs Anything!

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Round 1 of FRB Brawl: Rematch has the new up-and-comer Leo Barqui of Bermuda Triangle vs Illuminati fame versus the owner of PowerPoint Rap Battles, Theme Park Avenue (Eric).

Two competitors engage in battle, but only one can advance. Will Leo conspire to gain the win or will Eric be on a smooth ride to victory? Be sure to vote to decide their fates.

Lyrics: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1gXOW6fy3tt-Q07Rg42P0ufinfs-t4veGxidjevX34SQ/edit?usp=sharing

Mixed by Danii
Thumbnail by MasonG
Produced by Anywaywell

Leo Barqui vs Theme Park Avenue. FRB Brawl: Rematch Round 1

VOTE HERE: https://forms.gle/pYRXJb78zv3goBuB7

The fourth match of FRB Brawl: Rematch's first round brings you community veteran Danii versus newcomer Bird.

Hispanic. Avian. Swag. Epic. These are all words that have been used to describe this battle (citation needed). Will Danii steal the win like Big Al (not talkin chemyKing) stole Buzz from Toy Story that one time, or will Bird swoop in and take it for himself? Be sure to vote to let your voice be heard (by one person).

NOTE: Due to extenuating circumstances, Bird has regrettably had to drop out of the competition. Danii will advance to the next round, but please vote earnestly anyway for feedback and statistical purposes.

Mixed by Danii
Thumbnail by MasonG
Produced by insaneBeatz

Lyrics:

Dani:
Bird is going cuckoo if he's gon be on my cock
Worst is that he will lose and end up with his shit rocked
We ain't playin' chicken in this pool, I'll bring the mop
and uhh, fuck your other name, no one cares or says that shit anyway
I'll piss on your grave but I think that it's a friendly thing
'cause I know you don't shower Ms. League of Legends vs Anything
I fight dirty, got no pussy or battles for murking
Your bum ass workin’ at Raising Cane's the only way you'll serve me, bitch

Bird:
Mr. Mario Voice, those pipes best pipe down;
Oh Danii boy! What, too many nights out? 
You’re rizzing up grotesque chumps, it makes sense you’re a misfit
With no business quitting scenes ‘fore a good battle rendered in,
Dan, read ahead, and break away from this whole rap thing,
even this diss located nothing without ethnic casting,
Now flashback, I’m asking if the half-ass got past me…? 

Dani:
But wait, I've heard people say to cast Bird
If Calvin, Rosenthal, Light or Iris somehow ain't available
or Jacob needs his dick sucked by you for you to be traceable
Bellibolt vs. Gritty 'cause I carry this replaceable
Stay down, whore, what you openin' mouths for
'cause that entire verse was really showin' you fit Clowncore
and I thought you southerners would hate our asses if we came
But now the voters are like Jason; ain't you just some VA?


Bird:
Whore? Please, you’re the one asking for money:
Mixing up your commissions makes you more a D. than Luffy, 
cherry-picking your words, as if it's better to go alone
While I carry Jacob's channel, you don’t care for your own, 
And I can tell ya why every song of yours falls flat:
Works at a TV station; knows not a thing about Broad Casts.
The people come to me if they want funny reactions, cuz
clowncore works more than an "after-the-fact" joke status does

Danii vs BirdJormungandr. FRB Brawl: Rematch Round 1

VOTE HERE: https://forms.gle/AcjNiBwxcvjTB7p79

The fifth match of FRB Brawl: Rematch Round 1 has two titans of DRB facing off, JustGamer versus Sham.

Discord is brewing among the DRB crew. Will Gamer crush his competition, or will Sham be crowned the champion in this contest? Be sure to vote so one of these two may pick their character for the next round-- I mean, advance.

Mixed by Rayyan
Thumbnail by YLF Ethan
Produced by Hollywood Legend Productions

Lyrics:

Sham (0:12):
I guess if it's too late for me to drop this professor's lecture
I'll snap and take a shot at this ineffective director
Follow through and execute you, but it seems that's what you may want
Cause if you still ran the crew we'd stand for DanganRonpa Brainrot

And what a con artist you are, to win jack with that Barnum edit
But you couldn't garner interest no matter how far you're stretching
Your name has got community clout, sure, but what for?
A battle catalog less remembered than fucking Air War

JustGamer (0:38):
Greetings Junko, oh wait you’re not that bitch, what?
Now where will I find a lame-ass loser that’ll get crushed?
I see that Riddler costume, so a question ‘fore you start with me:
What carries your name more: These writing tournaments or DRB?

Say I can’t garner interest with my trashy Barnum edit?
Well, can anyone name a battle where Sham gets top writing credit?
This whole battle’s an Air War, how it’s a breeze with my win
Hoping third time’s the charm when Sham’s voted off the island

Sham (1:04):
Sure, mock my Survivor flop, I'll act like that shit hurts
But you miss worse, a Covid Cypher slot without a sick verse
I do admit, I gotta love your passion, you sure get around
Running all these different series... straight into the ground 

You're spitting garbage, made this battle ass, give it up, guy
Obsessed with Toneido because you're built to be a punchline
Sham to sham, cracking your self-important facade isn't hard
Said Azia's Benjamin… but you're just sad you aren't 

JustGamer (1:29):
Finally, the only reason I didn’t want you to stop 
Was so I could make some sense out of this sad-ass material doc
Deaf ass, got a dead dad, yes it really says that 
Is taking the fun out of this tourney really where your head’s at?

All those drafts you crap out but production’s never starting bro
If I wanted a slow writer white guy, I’d ask for Shimario
But just like DRB, I’ll take control over this lame poser
Now we’re both our namesakes, cause it’s Game Over.

JustGamer vs Sham. FRB Brawl: Rematch Round 1

i like the battle so i cover!

might do more and get my frens to feature :D

Guy Fawkes vs The Joker (Fightmarker) Cover

Danii as Chucky
Shimario as Stripe
Danii, Cri, and ThanosQuack as Gremlins

Beat Produced by: James Brett
Written by: Grey Julius And Danii
Mixed and Mastered by: Danii
Art by: Wizard Warrior
Thumbnail by: Creeperpasta

Chucky:
Hi, I’m Chucky, I’m your friend til the end
Light a fire then get bloody, try to get all ahead
Yeah, everybody loves me, I’m ahead all the trends
But keep on fighting Bugs Bunny, I’ll fuckin’ rip off your head, ha
I can’t even tell the difference ‘tween these beady eyed fucks
Bro, you only stand out cause your yee-yee ass cut
I could kill you with a flashlight, speedy as fuck
You’re just a child at play, you’ll get no freebie from Chuck 

Stripe:
Is it past midnight? cause imma eat this
You won’t last this fight, have you seethin’
You’re being awfully loud, in our all new town 
Looks like the potty mouth is in some deep shit
Like you’re first episode you vomited your flows
One Gremlins enough to keep you on your toes
But what I don't get is the body that you chose
Like what, was the toy store out of G.I. Joes?
It’s like a poker game the way I’m smokin’ bastards
I’ll leave ya chokin’, ya chokin’ hazard
Worst rap i have heard, run to your dollhouse Barbie
Cause when i drop fire it doesn’t stop the party!


Chucky:
Think you got under my skin, bitch i’ve never been better
Half your scenes were filler, you’re chance of living is low
I make Damba-Mulla, bitch i make all the cheddar
Think you’re not a fucking gimmick, bro you came from gizmo
Your boys can die to a mom, i left my own mother buried
Loud doesn't equal funny all of my stuff is varied
At least I made people with a doll feel weary
Beastiality’s the only time your movies were scary 
I broke all 3 rules and i'm still surviving 
You want a past midnight snack, bite my hole
I don’t remember you to be that good at reviving
So I’ll bury you under a bridge, hide the troll

Stripe:
Of course this ginger is wanting some souls
Deck you on the freckles for ever thinkin’ you’re gold
‘Cause while you get a bunch of children to do all your bidding
Us gremlins get shit together once the night is hitting, ay
You always looking like shit weather a doll or lee ray
Whether you’re happy with yourself is pretty tricky to say
You just throw a bunch of shit and hope to god that it sticks
Until the world has enough and goes to put all your toys away

Chucky vs Stripe (Child's Play vs Gremlins) - Rewind Rap Rumble

Dr Robotnik vs King Harkinian - Rap Assault Bonus!

Dr Robotnik: Stofferex
King Harkinian: Cri
Sonic (quick cameo): Also Cri

Written by: CreeperPasta 
Art by: CreeperPasta
Thumbnail by: CreeperPasta
Produced by: Anywaywell & TristanOnTheTrack
Mixed by: CreeperPasta


Dr Robotnik:

If that stubborn little rapper won't write me a rap battle, I'll write my own rap battle!
(Beat starts as he laughs)

I've come to make an announcement: Dr Ivo Robotnik
Will take over Hyrule because all of you are moronic
All your games, old man? I hate them way more Sonic
No wonder those idiotic shitposts is where you became so iconic
You octorock brain baboon, lame cartoon with gameplay so rusty
Face the faces of evil with your faces so disgusting 
I'm a Mean Diss Machine, I.M. Meen has better looks
And it looks like you need a better plan than throwing me a book
While you wonder what's for dinner, I'll be scheming like a sinner
The demise of this beginner. I'm the undisputed winner
You youtube nincompoop, I'll leave your kingdom in commotion
As you scrub the floors of the town. Consider this your promotion.

King Harkinian: 
Enough! Quit wasting my time with your toys, Dr Willy
It is written that rodents leave you beaten, crying and whining 
If that's the case, I won't need to bring with me the triforce
I have the courage to bring the rhymes true warriors strive for
Mean Bean Machine? You're just a raging obscene 
Self centered obese. Get your ass off my screen.
Your cartoon. That I've seen, and it's such a disgrace 
Like your rhymes, all those inventions end up blowing in your face.
Snooping as many Looney Tunes as possible, I see
You're no Coyote. You're a lesser Yosemite Sam to put it nicely 
If Ganon couldn't dethrone me, what makes you think you would?
We both know you peaked at high-school.

Sonic: And that's no good!

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Epic All-Star Rap Rallies is back! This episodes includes the sadistic Flowey from Undertale against the selfless Flower Kid from Smile For Me.

nEon MC as Flowey

Casey William as Flower Kid

Written by nEon

Additional Writing and Help from TheStrangerDanger, Gnome YT, Jenni No Mercy, and Casey William

Mixed by nEon

Art by nEon

Beat produced by beatg33kz

Thumbnail by nEon

Official Undertale and Smile For Me backgrounds belong to their rightful owners

Flowey:
Howdy Flower Kid, I’m Flowey! Don’t be a downer, kid, you look drowsy!
But before you sleep, you should know I got power, kid, now allow me
To show you around, and spit some pellets, it’s best you’d be prepared,
Cus I bring a scare! You’ll want a wall to hide behind like Breadbear!
You bring joy to those who’re too defenseless to solve their own problems?
If I were you, I would off ‘em.
Spreading chaos is my job, I catch up the pain like Sans
You’re so weak, you needed someone to literally give you a hand!
Do you have a chance? Well take out your air horn labeled, “no”
Ironic you’re the flower kid, yet you can’t get your flow to grow
You won’t even make it past me, you must be ready to die,
But lets see if you have it in you, are you ready to fight?

Flower Kid
Looks like I got a mic to drop, but I’m facing this?
A flower whose sole determination is terminating kids?
You started doing what we did best, but went on to be more cruel,
Makes sense that underground’s the only habitat that’s fitting you
When solving people’s problems, I strike them all!
But you’ve got bigger daddy issues even I can’t solve!
Lost your empathy and couldn’t find a soul,
Not even Dr. Habit would find you likable,
Though I’ve spotted a vampire, you suck more fun out of life
Only murder on your mind makes you easily despised
You’re not a threat of mine when a child can make you die
I’d wait from the day till night, yet this weed can’t bloom for his life!

Flowey
Wow, you’re not getting it, you really are an idiot!
You must understand that in this bout, it’s “be killed by me killing it!”
You’re not thrilling, kid, you’re a pushover, I’m dangerous to the core!
What can you do, brush my teeth? You’ll never survive my final form!!!

Flower Kid
Photoshop wouldn’t stop you from being sensitive, let me mention this,
When they’re listening to your verse, they’re thinking “ah, his bars ain’t even sick”
I’ll nod my head to that, you can’t kill a single track
If you were sent to Habit’s habitat, no one would want you back. (Ayyyy!)

Flowey vs. Flower Kid. Epic All-Star Rap Rallies. Rap Battle!

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Chucky vs Stripe (Child's Play vs Gremlins) - Rewind Rap Rumble

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