Video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AItLuKdiQNE

Pheidippides: (0:20)
For the light of Athenia, I’ll strike down this hafling
I burdened the torch yet you can’t hold a candle
I read through your journals and my lord it’s baffling
I’ve seen tougher souls in the soles of my sandal
But if you really want to battle then let’s have it
I’ll cut right through your bodyguards and your enslaved crack addict
Your nerdy fans all think they can hide the holes in your shit flicks?
Tell ‘em mental gymnastics don’t fit in the Olympics
You wrote yourself the brave adventurer? Oh come on, cut the crap
Anyone can run a lap sat atop of their friend’s back
In fact, half your cast are macguffins there to be saving ya
But I still think you’re mad because The Ring had way more character
Than this fat Hobbit, on bang beats I mad drop it
The battle’s win, I’ll rob it; straight outta your backpocket
A 12 hour slog of dialogue, but here’s news to be givin’ ye:
You’re out! now your actors work on Amazon’s delivery

Frodo: (1:03)
You’re not the first cave troll to get in my way
You couldn’t score a second place next to the wraiths that I’ve slayed
And so I’ll bring a jogger down with all the stings of my blade
Because you died there in the dirt and now the ground’s where you’ll stay
‘Cus it’s Frodo, I bring the dope flow
But oh no, I should’ve brought some soap if I’m battling this bozo
Oh ho ho! No Spartans to hide behind now, you’re done bro
That little squalid shield is no match for my solid gold, hoe
Your name engraved in history is honestly quite dosh
Your legacy got watered down: Gandalf the Whitewash
I made it there and back! Check the ratio, my gosh
You’ve come to run another track you’ll die at the end of
Most overrated coward in history! You’ve dug that grave
Your buddies screaming “Pheidippides the battle’s that way”
So don’t act brave! ‘Cus here’s the thing
Send this message back to Athens, I’m the true lord of the ring

Pheidippides vs. Frodo Baggins | Midge's Rap Bonus S2

King Mewtwo as Joseph Joestar
RaccoonBroVA as Charlotte Katakuri

Beat Produced by: InsaneBeatz
Written by: Danii
Mixed and Mastered by: Danii
Special Thanks to: GamingPlush64

Lyrics:

Joseph:
I’m paired with a no-manner, sweet-eating kid?
Already beat up cops, now I gotta hand it to this pig
Who’s a man named Charlotte that is rocking that red hair
This fake biker makes Tequila Joseph feel like some fresh air
Tell me how we get there, fighting you’s no biggie
With them shark teeth, I’ve seen better lethal bites from Iggy
So while this kid’s getting bullied for sitting there looking pretty
I’m in Italy getting more cake than your whole fucking city

Katakuri:
What an unworthy foe, but now I’ll strike back
So start the tea party, I know your british ass would like that
Bein buddies with Nazis is really quite the big fish
How’s this motherfucker racist but cannot speak english?
Second in command to the Yonko Big Mom
Take the one you’re simping for and I could leave that bitch gone
Keep that Suzie close to you before I’m dropping bodies
But shit, I’ve seen better partners from Pudding and Sanji
And from what the future lies, Epstein doesn’t live well
Unlike him, he goes Nigerundayo with his kid
Hell, the donuts on his neck is probably driving you circles
I’ll beat you up and make you die alone, Hermit Purple

Joseph:
The fact that I’ll end up alone is really quite the fantasy
I’m a fan favorite while your fanclub’s in your family
And thankfully there’s nothing I can truly embrace
So you should do nothing with these cuts like they’re on Brulee’s face
You’ll need a better scarf after I keep your words in check
When I catch a dub so big, it’d probably fit half your neck
So your Haki’s doing nothin’ with my Hamon, take these bullets
‘cause I bet the next thing you’re gonna say is…some bullshit

Katakuri:
Make you cry like Esidisi, I’d say that’s just peachy
Gotta wear that mask again to breathe, see
I’m crushing it like Caesar, but I guess that you knew little
But thanks for the honors on Joseph’s second funeral

Joseph Joestar vs. Charlotte Katakuri - #14

Its Gex vs Gecs in the battle of that same word i guess

Swoldow as Gex
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCCEChe9QBojo1a8OQVKtwMw

VinnyO as Dylan
https://www.youtube.com/c/VinnyO
Jenni No Merc as Laura
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UClL85j1pRjS0KWNapOjmiQw

Written by Grey Julius and Swoldow

Edited by Dani Frias
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC1NU_TJWrmJbGAyVtPu-Hdw

Mixed by Dani Frias and VinnyO

Art by 
Strawberryp0ssum
https://twitter.com/strawbrryp0ssum?t=yuIspMQrxOWW9LCy44IByg&s=09

Johnston entertainment ™️
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCUkNOXWXDXbRBXqYCMRPmKw

Beat by Fantom
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOmk6ph9XDMVNaLihvPQT6g

Gex:
Halloween at Rib Taylor’s came early this year
Like to stop your hyperpop, that shit is driving me psycho
So HEREEEEEES GEXIE! Invoking way more fear
Than two fucks fronting a tree tryna be death grips on light mode
(it’s tail time) Not even the chipmunks sound this squeaky
(yeah it’s tail time) You brand name was stolen from graffiti 
This is like penis hour with the how to train your dragon twins
Between us Gecs only my “sets” are out here smashing hits

Dylan and Laura:

*buildup*
Hey you lil’ piss baby, Think you hot shit Gex?
You won't flex when you see what we’ve got next, bitch

Tried to be Mario with a generic mascot palette
The small hand you had in gaming got crushed by a mallet
Your outdated 90s shtick makes fucking sonic look clean
You may be green but you ain’t a fucking money machine
This boys only got one joke, it's the only one he knows, it's the only one he knows
We will make this lizard croak, so don’t even try to flow, so don’t even try to-
We’ll help you sing your blues, see the tree and get a clue
That no game console will ever ever ever welcome you

Gex:
I fight my fights through spitting so i'm destined to defeat you
You two ain’t fly, you won't catch me tryna eat you
Its takes only mememe to diss you two out
This is like writing raps at Psytube’s house
It's such a pain on the tail to be confronting Gecs
I'm the game that you’ll never 100 Percent 
There's only one time your name being cool makes sense
When Scott the Woz got a box of 100 Gex

Dylan and Laura:
You're Peter Griffin 64, Memes keep you off the floor
Fuck your tail time, get off your high and stupid horse
The world ghosted you, We can’t give Laura Les of a fuck
We like Geckos only when they give insurance for our truck 
Rev thought you’d a good mascot he must’ve been on coke
Only Dynamic Crystal is the meth your devs smoke
So stop fucking watching TV and maybe you’ll stop sucking ass
Being in virtual worlds don’t count as touching grass

Gex vs 100 Gecs - Rewind Rap Rumble!

JEFF: 
It’s the CEO of Amazon plus the richest man on earth,
I can tell by the way you waste money, your IQ is what you're worth!

You should purchase those rats you sell, to take care of this pest!
Better hope you have good luck, to get out of this mess! (Ohhhh)

Claiming good rhymes and bars? Not since HP Lovecraft
Has someone had trouble spelling out “war” or “Cat”

You dropped out of school? Ok, now drop a good rhyme! 
You got rich off of luck, didn’t earn a single dime! (Ohhh)

I got the Slick suit, and Lex Luther appearance
You got peasant clothing, straight outta the clearance

I’m slicker than you, even during my midlife crisis!
Cuz I’m beating this man, fast like my same day delivery! 

TIMOTHY: 

Make way, make way! For the thy bestest lord ever!
I’ll slay, I’ll slay! This washed up terror!

Saying I’m dumb? Well, look at my riches! (Ha)
I could make double of that, with your workplace conditions!
Do like your father, and just go back to the circus!
Cuz I see nothing but a clown, failing at his purpose!

I’ll tell you, Dr.Egghead, to hide away, you hack!
Do what I say, for I pull my musket and attack! (Saying ARGH! At the same time as he says attack )

Got my freedom suit on, like a true American patriot 
While one hurricane is enough to start the riots!

People like you, are the type to try to make me bankrupt, 
I swim in gold, you’re swimming in the debt that your company has brought!

JEFF: 

face it, Timothy, this will be the second time you die!
but trust me when I say, you won’t get away this time!

Like Jesus, man, your brain was split into fours!
Even on Audible, I never heard a story dumber than yours!

My flow is more fire than the Amazon forest, man!
With 2 day delivery, I could deliver more bed warming pans!

I made OVER BILLIONS, just working in my garage!
I wouldn’t listen to your book, a pickle for the knowing ones! 

If it weren't for Sam’ O Nella, you would have been forgotten!
Like I’m coming back from space, face the bars that I’m dropping!

Have a lookout for your win, they’ll be none, from what I’ve heard,
Check your ring doorbell, cuz I just delivered a better verse!

TIMOTHY: 

Disrespecting your superiors again, Jeffery?
I’ll have to pull out the ol’ cane for that Blasphemy!

And people do actually know me, you must be uninformed
Cause like the coal I sell, you’re getting burned

I’ll call you a continental dollar, cuz you're getting owned!
Struggling to beat Musk for the richest man’s throne!

You’re a wannabe- while I’m an OG, 
All I need to beat thee - is continental currency

Jeff Bezos vs. Timothy Dexter- Rap Battle! (Ft. Matt Raichous & KingMewtwo)

Welcome back to the Rap Battle Arena! This week we have two cornerstones of the nu metal era of music, the frontman of Linkin Park, Mike Shinoda, and the frontman of Limp Bizkit, Fred Durst!

VinnyO as Mike Shinoda
Serena as Fred Durst
Written by Serena
Produced by Goodjohn
Mixed and Mastered by Serena

Mike Shinoda:
I can’t pretend that I can listen to one song of yours without my ears bleeding
After seeing me and LP’s success I can tell you’ve spent all these years seething
Over the fact, I can hop on a track, for 8 bars and still say more than you
I wouldn’t be shocked if you’re rollin up a blunt and you have to get your verse ghostwritten too
One thing, that everybody knows you don’t think, about how to write a flow
Something has gotta give ‘fore your fund goes, nothing, all cons no pros
You must think, you’re all cold and edgy with those fake ass frosted tips
When in reality you’re the hero of every jobless man that dropped out of college

Fred Durst:
You think you’re special? I don’t remember you performing at Wrestlemania
You want a medal? You alienate half your fanbase right away
Squandered potential, after all these years I’m still selling out stadiums
Your music’s steril, you should’ve done things my way
you’re the basic white dude of the group nobody remembers your name
Stayed backseat to Chester all these years while he got all the praise
It’s insane, you could’ve been so much on your own, too bad Fort Minor sucked
Oh you dropped 3 projects? Didn’t you get the memo? Nobody gives a fuck

Mike Shinoda:
I might not have gotten the numbers I did with LP but that’s not what I value
I could never sell over 1k and still be a better rapper than you

Fred Durst:
You’re past your prime, it’s my time, new album’s growin growin growin
Your raging boner for NFTs leaves my eyes rollin rollin rollin

Mike Shinoda Vs Fred Durst. Rap Battle Arena. (Feat. VinnyO)

Hi there!
So, today is my birthday and I decided to upload a match up that only I would want. I love schlock horror movies. I love Twisted Metal. So here's a schlock horror and Twisted Metal match up! A wish come true for me~

The Djinn Voiced By Freshy Kanal
Calypso Voiced By KingMewtwo
Written By Jenni No Mercy
Mixed By Serena
Thumbnail By Matt Raichous


BEAT: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=horNWCxKcYg



The Djinn:

In a time before time, I tortured souls for fun
So take notes from Needles Kane, and Run, insect. Run
Forget Barbara Eden and Will Smith. I’m not some genie to easily diss
So don't make a sound, don't make a move, and most of all...don't make me pissed!
A master of chaos, I’m pulling the world into darkness and slaughter
Despite what your causing, your most evil sin was the death of your daughter
While you turning whole cities to fodder, I command the powers that you borrowed
If your rotten comic was any to follow, the only thing William’s mastered is sorrow!
Your colorful car game crashed, smashed, your character turned into trash, fast
So despite Singletrak being past fads, they tried painting your series Black! (hack)
So before you try spitting back, maybe react to the fact you’re a bitch
Who lives in the Shadow of knowing his death was his daddy’s only wish


Calypso:

My Twisted Metal contest turned the City of Angel’s to rubble
All the city awashed with flames. So burning you is no trouble
I’m doubling up on the carnage with the High Octane I’m rocking on
I’m popping off, don’t need the nuke mobile for me to drop bombs!
You claim to be supreme, but still trapped in your jeweled prison
Think you’re a step ahead, but only free thanks to alcoholism!
While trying to rap is a given, facing me still seems quite obscene
Since I was twisting words years before you hit the big screen!
Tried getting appraisal from Alex, what a fallacy, she left you sobbing
The last time I saw a genie this blue balled, he was voiced by Robin!
Your quartet of films forgotten, tomatoes Rotten, out of luck
You’re so much of a clown, you should be driving the ice cream truck!

The Djinn:

Come now, you worm, you can think better things to diss
Or would you prefer I drag your soul to Hell to meet your sis!
Leave you dismissed like Sony, you’re just phony faux Loki
Oh if only, you’d have been lucky and they didn’t blow your chance at the movies



Calypso:

You demons are all the same, never realizing the cunning of man
I’ll have you under my control, just ask Black and Minion!
The battle draws to the close, This Djinn was burned by the devil
I am Calypso, and I thank you for playing Twisted Metal!

Calypso Vs Wishmaster - Jenni's Jammin' Battles

Alex Rochon as Spamton
https://www.youtube.com/user/peanut3423
Quizzique as Vince Offer and Spamton (Brackets)
https://www.youtube.com/c/Quizzique

Written and Mixed by Quizzique
Beat by InsaneBeatz: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sf8Qf7u7iX0
Thumbnail by Quizzique
Special Thanks: GamingPlush64, Trakked, WAN

LYRICS
Vince Offer:
Hi, it’s Vince here with a new product to throw ya!
It’s called an ad blocker, and I’m sure that it’ll blow up
When I show the Dark World denizens, they’ll see right past this specimen
A skeleton of a salesman whose only caller never showed up!
The fanbase finally got over that clown around town
Now you’re the new fetish bait on the DeviantArt grounds
Hey, I’ve gotta ask a quick question to this outcast Addison
How’d you think that jacking fits wouldn’t land you in a trashy pit?
They tossed you in the garbage bin, now you’re stuck making dumpster deals
Asked Kris to find a cartridge, then you tricked them and brought hell on wheels
You thought their soul would bring you light, the Lightners always make good stuff
But you stayed a puppet, no freedom in sight, guess you just weren’t [[BIG]] enough


Spamton:
WOAH! WHO LET THE [[Hochi Mama]] ABUSER ON THE TRACKS?
EVEN I RESPECT WOMEN WHEN RIPPING THEM OFF FOR THEIR [[Wacky Stacks!]]
NOW I’M A [[Number 1 Salesman]] SO I’VE SOLD MY SHARE OF SCRAPS AND FLOPS
BUT YOUR [[Directorial]] DEBUT? THAT MUST’VE GONE THROUGH ONE OF YOUR [[Slap chops!]]
I’LL HAND IT TO YOU, YOU PUT [[HeartShapedObject]] IN ALL YOUR PRODUCTS
BUT LATELY YOU’VE FALLEN HARDER THAN YOU DID IN [[Legal Misconducts]]
SCIENTOLOGY SMEARED YOU LIKE A [[Sham]] AND YOU CRIED “THAT’S [[Bologne]]”
THEN YOU PAID THE PRICE, GUESS YOU'RE NOT [[Invinceable]], MR SHLOMI
THINGS ARE LOOKING SCHTICKY LIKE YOU WERE [[Posing]] FOR A MUGSHOT
BUT SOMETHING TELLS ME, VINCE, THAT YOU WANNA BE A [[BIG SHOT!]]
SO STEP INTO MY SHOP AND HEAR THE [[Dialtone]] SING
BUT IT WON’T BE ANY OF YOUR [[Esteemed customers]] THAT’LL RING


Vince Offer:
You follow this, camera guy? Spamley thinks I care for his wacky stacks!
Even with that cash, the queen still kicked you around like a hacky sack
Without NEO you’ve got no guts, your kromer deals don’t make the cuts
I hear that you’re a fan of pipis, so I bet you’re gonna love my nuts!


Spamton:
ME? LOVE YOUR NUTS? BUT THEY’VE GOT NO [[Glory]]
SINCE MELODY CLAIRE REALIZED MARRIAGE WASN’T MANDATORY
BUT THAT [[Quicky Grass]] COMMERCIAL, WOAH, NOW THAT’S A STORY
IT’S [[Not Cool!]] VINCE, FOR A SALESMAN TO ACT THAT PREDATORY
YOU USED TO BE SOMEBODY, YOU COULD SELL ANYONE A DOGGY BAG
BUT NOWADAYS YOU’VE BEEN REDUCED TO NOTHING BUT A [[College Humor]] GAG
[[HEAVEN]] ARE YOU WATCHING? HERE’S A BIG SHOT FOR YOU TO APPRAISE
YOU CAN TRY AS HARD AS YOU LIKE, BUT YOU’LL NEVER BE BILLY MAYS

Spamton vs Vince Offer | QUIZZICAL QUARRELS #1 (ft.  Alex Rochon)

Grey Julius as Saitama
Eric the Audible as Captain Underpants

Written by Grey Julius and Jason Carreon

Mixed by Dani Frias

Beat by WyraxBeats

Art by Kirbo

Thumbnail by Jordy

Saitama:
A streaker who teams with kids? A pedo could find this sad
Just won this in a single diss, Call me one punchline man

Underpants:
Woah! I'm afraid that's just not how it works poor chum
So, you're to gain a win in "doing this for fun"?
Its the hero for the mosquito, gainst the hero that is evil
Well at least that's what I heard from the rather feeble people...
Anyhow, while you whine in your monster invested waist land
I could easily end your tomfoolery!...With my waistband
You’re a waste man, your fights are pretty boring through and through
All your friends backs must hurt carrying your show for you
Nobody adores you, you're abhorred, despised too
No-loving of course, ooh, corny stored with price boosts
Business crabby, ripped some crab meat, now you're all spic and spammy?
Lives in the backseat, giving credit to whatever d-bag flees

Saitama:
Damn, when you came back i thought it'd be like fighting boros
But I can speak for everyone, all you did was bore us
I'm astonished that water downed flow didn't turn ya back
With one snap I'll wipe your ass from the map though you'd like that
Your hypnosis was improbable so many plot holes stuck to potty holes
I'm stopping foes from the ocean while your challenge is stopping flows
You're faker than any Deep Sea King that's toyed in rumours
While your franchise is deep seeking anything else than toilet humour
Fit it in a fifth of manga? Our fight is a flip-o-rama
Spin your top off in one drawing, tra laa laa to unconscious
So try being cheeky after I give you a wedgie, pal
You’re losing so bad you should be the face of City L
I’m the OP, You’re just  an OC, while I'm OP you're from an old tree
Go, plead for your whole team, with little Harold and Georgie 
Seems your spotlight time, flushed in   like your potty poop lines vary
So just stay where you belong, an elementary school library 

Underpants:
Diss is poor, in peril, when you call my comics a past thought
But at least George and Harlord are better artists than One
You're used to the moon so kiss my full moon, you scum!
One-Hundred push-overs when I go commando, and school ya
I raised my own sidekicks while you're just telling yours lies
You wanked your own raps like people do with you in verses fights
Found an opponent who tests you, i'm owning this prick too
With those C class raps heroes won't associate with you

One Punch Man vs Captain Underpants - Rewind Rap Rumble

Battle Introduction: Hello everyone and welcome to another episode of FRB vs Anything, which pits rap battle community members against well...anything. For our RBW special, we have the bane of my existence, the Rap Battle Ninja going up against the new Slenderman of rap battles, The Zodiac Killer. In a battle of two cypher makers, who will out puzzle who? 

Rap Battle Ninja: 16 9 24 5 12 - 3 8 18 9 19
The Zodiac Killer: RNG
Beat: Anywaywell
Written by JustGamer
Mixed by: Zagranis
Cover art by: Special Inquisitor Rayyan

Rap Battle Ninja: 
Yo it’s the rap battle ninja….hopping in on this beat ya
Let the games begin as I start to confuse this freak I’m 
just here to have some fun with making puzzles and decoding words
Guess you’re another one of my clients, cause now you’re getting served
I could write your rhymes for you, I’m quite fluent on how to spit 
A verse by you would probably end up on my top 5 worst of all time list 
Your scrappy scrabble puzzles can’t possibly match up to my operations 
Let’s hope that the Zodiac speaks better than his other rap battle iterations

A shadowy killer with a greater plan for all of man?
Does that make you the Unabomber or a member of the Ku Klux Klan?
Your case disappears every couple of years and slips right from the public’s eye  
But I go away for a couple days and the masses go “LMAO bruh reply”

The Justin Y. of FRB is here smack you verbally 
Your confirmed count of kills is more murky than your identity 
Even Walk is trying to psychoanalyze me and my penwork  
And I don’t need a bullet when it comes to making heads hurt
You’re losing this so badly that you’d wish you were Ted Cruz
I’ll let loose on this unknown dude who left all his threads loose
Not me though, I could murder this track and not leave a trace
But I’ll leave with this win inside the bag you use to hide your face 

The Zodiac Killer:
A legend like myself is bound to get some copycats 
But I’m not shocked you only fired blanks in that shotty rap
You’re laughable as a Riddler wannabe, but I don’t even care
Bring another sock along, I’m used to murdering pairs

An internet ARG interested in FRB
But the only flow you had was the flow of new members to the crew of King Ducky
Between costumes and solving codes, one thing separates me from this fake
So listen closely when I say this: I don’t make mistakes. 

I’d love to end this cypher now and simply gun this hack
But my bullets would be wasted on this kid in an Among Us mask
The sharpest wit that you could spit can’t compare to the edge of my knife
But I’ll make sure you’re well acquainted when I drag you to the afterlife  

The letters I write ought to hit, but it seems you’re the opposite
Of course a sneaky ninja can’t make himself seem prominent 
Fact is it’s embarrassing you probably know the origin of that bar
Cause referencing others work is all you’ve really done so far
Chandler, Gizmo, GnomeYT, I don’t care for your identity
Cause when it actually gets leaked, people won’t care in just a week
Another community sock that gets boring after a second
This California Killer sent you to the Golden Gates of Heaven

Rap Battle Ninja vs The Zodiac Killer - FRB vs. Anything

AdamDRB as Seth MacFarlane and Claude Monet

Edited by Special Inquisitor Rayyan

Mixed and Mastered by GlitchDude 

Beat Produced by Mixla

Art by AdamDRB

Thumbnail by Your Least Favorite Ethan

- Lyrics -

Seth MacFarlane Verse 1
Yo hey, Monet, we can get this started
Mark a second schooling you don’t wanna take a part in

Lucky Seth MacFarlane is so scathing and so heartless
Claude is so decrepit, lookin like a starvin artist

Make the meek shiver when I sweep and deliver
Crankin out that cash 9 freakin sweet figures

Makin all that bank from animation, while you paint and barely gain
A pocket full of change and 20 francs for compensation

I’m just sayin, no, not sorry your hearts broke
But you’re ancient, and I know those old fart jokes

You’ll throw, some broad strokes, but like your art it’s just a mess
Paint me in any light but I’m still colored unimpressed


Claude Monet Verse 1
Where are these good old fashioned values you made up
So wealthy, I’d weep, but creatively bankrupt

With the state of your brain drained of nothin but lame stuff
I make better seasons when I’m blind with a paintbrush

You ain’t tough, I guess this leftist missed some evidence
A cunning thief profession sucking up to some executives 

If he didn’t take the credit then his shows would never hit
All your work is bitten cause you’re but a dim impressionist

A coward, no power, no talent, it’s doubtless
Lacking in taste, against my refined palette

I come with such malice to bring down a forth end
Cancel your penning, quit writing again


Seth MacFarlane Verse 2
You paint as a bird sings? My thoughts for what it’s worth 
You’d think that jumpin off a bridge would really bring you down to Earth

My worth is earned and you’re a puppet for the government (hehehehehe)
After you’re rejected from the art school that you coveted

I’m certified fine, you’re a certified bummer
Here’s the second time you’re sent off to your grave in flying colors

Even with those cataracts you’d see this coming either way
I’ll hit you like MONET LOOK OUT… Oh wait.


Claude Monet Verse 2
Don’t act like you’re not gracious when I made the class you stayed with
You’re a hack that only cuts away my frankly waning patience

When I lost my sight my colors lost some luster too
But anyone with half a mind could see they’re twice as bright as you

You go against the Groening but the quos is what I made
My tapestry is painted, and it’s natural yours fades

Now I’ll ponder my lillies, the impression I get?
You found a 1,000,000 ways to lose a true artists respect

Seth MacFarlane vs Claude Monet - ASSRB

Matt Raichous as Shaggy Rogers and Ron Stoppable

Beat by S!dek!ck
Written, Mixed, and Edited by Matt Raichous

--LYRICS--
SHAGGY
Like, man, you think it’s hard to be a sidekick in the background?
Try being out on the frontlines when a monster comes around
I’ve seen millions of ghouls that make me wanna stop and vomit
Like that freaky hairless thing you like to carry in your pocket

RON
Hey! Don’t talk about Rufus when your dog is a doofus
Like Dr. Drakken, I’m ruthless, while your whole series is stupid
It’s useless to step up to the plate and face off with the Fearless Ferret
I saved the world from invasion, while you’re disappointing your parents
An iron stomach that couldn’t handle my naco
You’re not a hero, dude, I know it’s hard to swallow
But when all you do is follow, and never speak your mind
It’s like you’re in denial of the role you were assigned

SHAGGY
You think you’re, like, funny, but buddy, you’re witless
Your jokes are, like, ham-Fisted Monkey business
Nothing you do could be seen as comedic
Except for, like, anytime you get defeated
You live up to your name, Ron, cuz, like, you’re Stoppable
You’re never a threat, like, the weakest I’ve met, like, at best, like, you’re maybe an obstacle

RON
Can you think of anything other than to tell me I’m unfunny?
At least my jokes had a budget, you were eating all of your money
Your bars are redundant, just like your animation recycling

SHAGGY
I’ve held strong for decades, one movie sent you spiraling
Your Disney Channel live action got some really poor reactions
Used to be crafted with passion, now there's not even a fraction
Just dollar signs in the eyes of the guys behind the scenes
As your franchise loses everything by pandering to teens
You’re incompetent, Ron, you only ever win by accident
Give up and be a villain, that’s the only time you’re adequate
An actuary masochist, who just can’t seem to take a hint
Pathetic as a hero, like, your sister is a better fit
Go back to camp Wannaweep for a better chance at survival
Like, man, I’ve Gottagrin knowing you won’t get a revival 
Tangled in your mangled plotlines, like, it's gotta be painful
To put in all that effort, just to have your pants around your ankles

RON
Woah, dude, chill out, ‘cause you shouldn’t bring up losses
When you have four movies that all failed to make a profit
You’re still a stinkin’ hippie, when it’s rough, you get running
Looks like military schooling just wasn’t worth your parents’ money
Fifty years later, you’ve still got the same show, pacing and plotlines, and even the same jokes
How does the saying go? Don’t fix what ain’t broke, too bad your franchise is stale like it’s bread, though
This Mad Dog’s Barkin orders, cuz you’re baked and couldn’t make it
And you’re puffing out your chest, but the viewers know you’re faking
While the audience still loves me two decades later
The only one who loved you was an alien invader
And later, when you’re rebooted for the fifteenth time
The made up legends of your legacy are getting left behind

SHAGGY
All that strength, and you still need your girlfriend to defend you you
No matter what you do, you’re a buffoon in the end, dude
Mock me for my running, I’ll prove you’re the bigger coward

RON
And how’re you gonna do that?

SHAGGY
With one percent of my power! (Zoinks!)
Going Super Shag when I’m fast on the track
Try to roast me but everything you say falls flat
Can’t match my flow, like, you’re going too slow
Wanna go toe to toe getting dragged through your show
You fell into my trap, man, like, you’re the live bait
Let’s unmask this hungry horror and put an L on his plate

RON
Alright, we get it, bro, you’re fast, but that’s not always a good thing
No wonder Velma stopped shagging with you and kept looking
Now, you crossed the finish line, but you’re still the biggest loser
After all, brochacho, I’m Un-Stoppable! Booyah!

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