There's a Platypus on Your Lawn

Incase I don’t see ya,

Good Morning.

Good evening.

And good night.

Me like when the 

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go  

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i have TERRIBLE music taste and the fact that I can listen to SoundCloud should be illegal.

You will exclusively find me in comments and nowhere else I will be making no music since if I did make music, it would (NOT) go viral for all the wrong reasons.

Thanks for coming to my tedtalk on why I should be president of “cumming” and please vote for me.

“We shall burn the sex bots to ash”

- Cyrone, one of the two followers (not 3 sandwich is a alt) I have near and dear to my heart, thanks Cyrone. :3 (this was at the time this is the last edit sorry sam and other people)

I like

Why do i keep editing this lol

My keyboard says: “I don’t know how I did that lol but it is so funny lol and the fact I can do that too is a good thing I think it’s just a little weird to say it is so cute lol but it’s not a good idea lol but it was a joke and it is a good idea I guess I should have said that lol I don’t think it’s funny to be like a this tweet lol I think it might just mean something” 


truly inspiring suggested words keyboard.

I REALIZED THERES A FUCKING WORD LIMIT 2875 HELP



 ok dude do you like scrolling or smth?



Hi guys


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When did someone want you to respond to this very succluded conversation with about 3 of my 5 braincells i can conclude absolutely no one has even mentioned your name, your identity, or anything even related to you, may you interupt our conversation again, i shall punish you by death on may 16th, 2047. now please get out of our conversation you rapscallion! 



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-every rickroll ever



hat in time ost goes crazy


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why must i edit this sooooo much?



So many levels,

and levels,

and rooms and rooms. 

I'm running far deeper into the gloom.

It's a never ending maze, In a never ending chase.

And I can't get away.

D̸̡̮̣̩̩̩̝̘͇͉̬̲͓̝̐̔͊̂̅̃͗́̿̇̂i̷̧̖̻̼̇͊͐́͆s̷͖̹̅͜j̴̡̢̛͍͈̟͇͉̫͕̩̺̦̈́̈́͛̈̃́̈́̀̈́̀̚͜ȯ̸̞͚̉i̶̡̮͗̂͛̓̉̋̊̾̐̈́̀̚͝n̴͔̼͕̳̻̽̍̅̚͠t̶̨͕̠̣͓̠͎͔̮̯̣͔͇̀̉̏͊͌̈͘ͅȅ̴̱̫̟̝̗̼̌͑͊̈́̿̾̊͒̑͋͊̕̕ḑ̷̳̯̻̳̤̙̯͓̺̘̀͆͋̚͘,̶͎͙̱̻̥̜̖̻͓̤̼͉̮̩͚͐̃́̐͒̌͐͘͝ ̵̡̧̲͉̻͔̤̭͑̇̉̏̓́͒͘̚d̵͙̖̟̫̱̟͓̫͎̰͎̜̘͉͈͑͑͆͋͋̽̍̑̄́̀̓̓e̸̢̬̺̝̰̻̖̽̉̍̈̑̍́̍̒͜c̷͙̥̠̺͐͑̓r̵̢͉͍̠̖͉̐̾͜ȩ̶͔̮̺̻͈̗̻͓̺̻̙̾̎̀̄̑͋͊̓͂̉̅̃͆̚͝p̷̩͚̤̰͙͕̣̤̣̤͕͇̜̯̟̙͂̑̑̅͗̃̓̏̀̈̓̒̓̌̕͘͠i̵̧̛̤̮̺͈̪̦͎̰̙̭͚͇͔͚̖̅͑̇͊̑̓͆̋͜͠͝t̸͈͕̘͎̱̬͎̫͙̱̝̪̳͍̩̎̍̆̓̐͝,̵̡͍͙̟̙͔͈̬̬͙͖̪̘̞̭̥̊͒̈̅͊̋́͂̽̕ ̶͉̠̥̬͖̥̮̜̙͎̜͗d̸̨̠̜̏̓͆͂ẻ̶̪̮͇̬̭̰̣̣̩̰̱̠̺̖̩͎͔̅͆̈͂̽̂͆̓̑̓̂͗̇̄̈́͝ḧ̷̡̯̮̝͍̬̯̲̲̪̫̘͛̅̏̍̂͝u̸͋̑̋͋̒̀͗̎̍̾̀̂͑̚͜͝m̴̡̖̭͖̩̦̘̭͖͙̱͎̱̼̀͛̓͜͠a̶̢͖̩̺̮̠̖̜̣̔͊͆̊̄̀͊̕̚n̴̨̤͕̥̖̈i̸̧͓̾̀͛̋̑́̅́͘̕z̸̦͓̮͌͌͌̀͋̿̉̿̃̈̾͝ȩ̷̛͍͈̘͎̬̪̪͓̭̘̮̙͍͊̎̿͌̈́͛̀̃̒d̶̗̣͋͐̈́͆̏̇̓̕,̵̧̭̳͈̭̯̫̌̾̊̀̀͊̓̀̈́̒̿͋̆͝
̷̡̬͉̤̥̼͓̣͇̯͎̕I̷̦̘̺͙̋͆̄̉̀́̚t̷̨̢͖̠͔͓̪̝̭̤͕̜̃̐͌̍̑͘͜͜͝s̴̮̫̙̩̮̞͔͙̘͕̜̙̬̻̓̌̐͆͂͐́͠ ̷̛͓̤̺̻̙̝̯̩̼͙̭͊̑͐̓́̅ġ̷̨̛̮̺̥͚͚͔̘̫̘̫̫̠̗̘̆̊̚͜ą̸̡̧̺̳̯͇̗͓̱̙̫̰͎̝̽̀̿̇̊͛͒͘̚z̸̧̢̨͍̙̬̮̪̲̺̣̞͇̀̾͆̓̈ͅȩ̶̭͚͚̩̩̾̔̋͗̊̆̽͌̽̃̈͂͛͘͘̚ ̶̦̟͍̮̠͖̜̺̭̬͚̪̖͎͕̒̀̒͌͂͛̿̓̓̆̀͑́͛̏͜͜͠͠i̸̧̡̗̭̟̹̬̻̟͑̋͋̈́̆̐͑̾̄͆̇̑̇̎s̶̩̺̲̤͉͉̣̰͓̝͓̳̏̇͌̌̀͗̎͠ ̵̦͖̮̞̳̣̬̔̎s̷̜̘͔̳̖̙͓̦͗̃͑͂́͗͛̅̌̇̚̚̕o̶͕͉̳̗̗͙̣̲̘͖͓̾̀͗͠ ̸̘͇̠̞͖̗̲̙̞̺͎̭͊͊ͅh̷͈̘̦̫͔̤̖̅̂̃ͅa̴̡͙̭̺̭̘̭̳̟͔̖̜̫̺̋̃ư̵̡͇̥̗̜̜͙̼̘̬̠͇̖̱͆͜ͅǹ̴̨̛̥̻̗̯͕̝͖͚̱̣̹͙̩̈́̿̾̓̈́̍̅̉͘̚͜ͅͅt̶̨̻͇̺͓͔̞̲̖̗̟̯̞͉̬̑̎̂͋͊̆͒̈̔̍́͜͠ͅi̸͎̱͑̀͒̏͝n̸̢̛͇͙̮̪̠̝͕̩̗͓͔̽̃̅̆̿̉̐͑͆͐̾̎͂̈͠͝ģ̷̛̗͈͓̹̳̝̬͌͑̀́̽̊̎̈́ͅ,̴͈͈̰̗̤̜̱̳̳̃̈́̽̑͋ ̴̢̹̹̤̺͍͔̪̫̲̬̩͓̦̀͆͆͑͌̉͘̚Į̷͔̬̩̻̣̟̠͔͓̟̜͈̼͔͋͊̀̋̍̅̇̈́̾̿'̷͔͈̫̭̝̠̗̣̤̘͇͓̉̑͂̈́̑͋̋̐̕͝͠ͅm̸̥̳̳̭̮̤̬͔͓̈̔̊͋̓̽̕͝ ̷̨̧̣̥̞̩̐̓̈́̈́͒͂͑͌͂̀̐̎́̇̕t̷̨̻̠̹̖̣͇̗͈̝̥̀̏̀̃̄̔̿̔̚e̷̢̨͓̯̮̪͓͉̞̖̣̙̠̣̝̖͆͆ͅr̵̠̼̗͚̬̳̝̯̰̩͇̪̩͈͂̅̓͋͘r̸̘͑͊̐͒̒̿̋͆̋̎̈͂͊̇͊̏ḯ̴͈͕̯̦̱̹̬͎̭̦̻̥̭͓̻̞͒̒͋̓̈́̽̒͌̌̏̓͜ḟ̸̛̩̙̙̟͔͙͖̫̥͇̪̘͇̲̦̟̽̉̎͑́̐̒̑̉̀͗̅̾̓̑i̴̧̫͍̺̟̼̘͂̊e̷̖̗̜̬̟͛̌͘ḑ̴͎̻̥̙̞͉͚̥̺͙̹́̾̽̓̇͊͊̋̐̎͗͋̚͜.̵̨̨̞̮̭͖̺͉̘̤̰͖̹̻̣͈͕̋̽̌̈̋͗͆̀̾́͌̓͊́͆̚͝






















“meow mrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeoooooooooowwww
mreow? mrrrreeeoooowwww!!!”

-mi gato








RAHHHHH I LOVE BUMPTER



I just realized my likes are just a graph of my music tase from the bottom being oldest and the top being the newest.


The t in the first the was the 666th letter i had to type so uh


SCARY!!!


Man oh man.

man oh Man.

Man oh Man.

man oh man.



I HAVE 500 LETTERS UNTIL I DIE..

Now 490.









Im just astonished i used all of the allowed space to type my story. Maybe one day soundcloud will just explode and since contenders will replace soundcloud thats fine, that’s whats bound to happen.

I hope a person finds everything on my account and reads this to the end, reading everything that this stupid text has to offer.  

Incase I don’t see ya,

Good Morning.

Good evening.

And good night.

There's a Platypus on Your Lawn

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