Hello 4chan, my old friend
I've come to post with you again
Because the normies, softly creeping
Took over while I was sleeping
They left Reddit, and have spread out everywhere
and no one cares
We cannot fight, their shitposts

These restless memories won't fade
It's caturday, so post a cade
But threads are nothing if they're not trending
We're here forever, there is no ending
And our secret club has become nothing but an ad
aimed at your Dad
Because of all these shitposts.

And now we've hit a social slump
Bush Clinton Bush Obama Trump
No one admits it when they lose the game
The consequence will never be the same
People making memes, 
that no one understands
and no one can
Because they're just, dumb shitposts.

You know they fester day and night
on stupid social network sites
Retweet opinons without researching
They think they're red pilled but they're flat earthing
and the cancer
continues it's evil spread
echoed on the web
of shitposts.

and now the incel has a gun 
he loads it up and straps it on 
drives to a local school filled with children 
kicks the back door in and starts shootin 
but the station that's meant to help people by sharing news 
is owned by the jews 
and they can't resist, this shitpost.

3bard - The Sound Of Shitposts

Warning: do not consume unless you have cloth in your ears and secure all other orifices.

Just a humbel barde tryinge to make my're awy throughte this CAHRAZY worlde xD