4G orgy ROCKS Chuck Prose!

music by andrew salvner aka pretzels malone
vocals and lyrics by ronnie russel da hussle, evilsizer, shaheen barbarian and p. malone
written 2012 - 4G orgy music collaboration project

additinonal vocal work and sound effects from the soundcloud undead army:
plex auchta - bella luna - lovvarion - tc909 - hanklebury - french radio - pliable tones - silver trembling cleavers - the big cats - sadpuppyfacedog - guitar wizards of the future - chairman meaow - yie yie - llom - vs. the troll - monk zylo - maureen da rosa - shield the sun

the words:
Doctor, doctor beware your patients
They took the east wing and the nurse’s station (MALONE)

my car pulled up to the gate, i showed up ten minutes late
i called shirley because surely she remembered our date
the phone picked up i could hear she was crying - she screamed out
“there's so much blood someone help us everybody is dying”
i'd be lying by denying not feeling the funk
i grabbed the gasoline, some matches and a bat from the trunk
i fought through halls of those creatures
flesh eaters with demeanors of horror filled features
finding shirley half dead, praying more than a preacher
i couldn't save her soul
I couldn’t save her soul
she metamorphosized  right before my eyes
that’s when I realized, she was dead but alive
i made the call, kicked in her jaw
grand slammed that bat into her skull
doused the corpse with gasoline
lit a match and burned up that scene
fresh flesh burning up like a mother lovin’ molotov cocktail bomb
now surely I can’t take shirley home to meet mom, damn. (DA HUSSLE)

i was out back standin’ with Brandon…uh huh
taking a break having a smoke on the landin’
somthin’ attacked us with reckless abandon
they got Brandon, I had to jump and abandon Brandon on the landin’
big carl weighs 600 pounds
he’s been living in this hospital ‘cause he can’t get around
now he’s uh…full of something and mowin’ fools down
i just hit him with a chair, and he won’t go downtown (MALONE)

i heard the gurney make it’s journey down the hall
i heard the gurney make it’s journey down the hall
this lady’s dead, maybe undead
she only had three veins connected to her head
it looked so violent, it went silent and it felt like dread
then all the sudden, she lifted up her head
she started creeping and a shakin’ and said
BRAINS………. (EVILSIZER)

THE DOCTOR IS LOUD!!! (S.BARBARIAN)
(i heard the gurney make it’s journey down the hall)

I………..
got a feeling that tonight
before the evening is over
we’re all gonna die (DA HUSSLE)


HELLSPITAL

music by pretzels malone  / vocals by malone, bella_luna and corocho
lyrics by pretzels malone and corocho
recorded 2012 (between april and october)

 http://soundcloud.com/bella_luna
 http://soundcloud.com/bryan-sears

the words:
so i lean like that, i got a tape deck honey but i'm okay with that (x4)

i got a 'rolla uh, but the door is jacked 
big and fat, riding round in a compact 
the seat done broke, so I lean like that 
i got a tape deck honey, but I’m okay with that (x2)

man, get out ma way, it's biggie sears' turn to shine
ridin' your behind payin' you no nevermind
rollin' state to state, but the rhymes are nationwide
movin' slow in the fast lane, but i'm always on time
when i rock a mic, i never ride alone
i'm riding shotgun with pretzels malone
he's got bears with guns, and realistic lasers
beats so sharp they cut you like a razor
two lo-fi rhymers, we're the best of the bunch
and if you're starving for beats, we'll deliver your lunch
P's got the ham, and B's got the flava
a bag a frito lays and a roll of lifesavers

rollin' from the jimmy's to your pad
bringing you sandwiches and soda pops to make you glad
stiff me on the tip you might make me sad (kick your ass)
next time your sandwiches might taste bad. (x2)

i got a 'rolla uh, but the door is jacked 
big and fat, riding round in a compact 
the seat done broke, so I lean like that 
i got a tape deck honey, but I’m okay with that (x2)

so i lean like that

piano, lyrics and vocals by andrew salvner (aka http://soundcloud.com/pretzelsmalone)
guitars and drums by http://soundcloud.com/plex-auchta
written and recorded 2012 4G orgy

the RETURN TO THE SEA trilogy includes:
armada by http://soundcloud.com/plex-auchta and http://soundcloud.com/pretzelsmalone

the mad captain by http://soundcloud.com/pretzelsmalone and friends

lady of the navy by http://soundcloud.com/bosmink - http://soundcloud.com/lovvarion - http://soundcloud.com/plex-auchta - http://soundcloud.com/pretzelsmalone

t h e __ w o r d s:

Deep in the heart of Las Vegas
Where the world is run by space agents
Scientists playing with creation
Mixing robot, woman and determination

Part woman, part robot, part martin scorcese (x4)

When she woke up the scientists knew something was wrong
This mix of woman and robot was seriously way to strong

Part woman, part robot, part martin scorcese (x5)
Word on the ocean is that she’s runnin’ with the navy

Starboard, starboard!!
It’s the big enchilada
All the way from las vegas Nevada
(all the way from Las Vegas Nevada)
Fancy that…she’s brought the whole armada

Part woman, part robot, part martin scorcese (x6)
Word on the ocean’s that she’s runnin’ with the navy

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t h e __ s t o r y: (part of it...more with each of the 3 songs)

It seems that the Mayans were only off by a few months.  In the summer of 2013, the storm that the historians refer to as Noah-2 destroyed and drowned ninety percent of the world.  Noah-2 raged for a nearly a full year, and when the storm finally abated the struggle for power in this new world began.

After three long years of fighting…peace and order were restored to what was left of society.   The victorious new command was led by two enigmatic individuals.  The leader of the new world was none other than former film director Martin Scorsese, and always found at his side was the infamous and deadly Colonel Daisy.  There are many different stories about how Scorsese and Colonel Daisy took power…but very little is actually known.  What we do know is that everything started beneath Las Vegas.

It seems that there was an underground city beneath Las Vegas Nevada.  It had been built covertly in the late 1990’s by some of the world’s richest and most powerful people.  It was a fallout shelter of mammoth proportions…a half mile beneath the surface, with a thousand rooms.   One of these rooms must have belonged to Scorsese.  And when the storm hit….so did Martin.  Some stories tell it as a blood bath with Scorsese and Colonel Daisy going room to room heavily armed and kicking in doors.

 But however it happened…their control of this highly provisioned underground city proved invaluable in their victory.  When they entered the war, they had an army of half human robots behind them.  This army was led by Colonel Daisy and her half-robot soldiers were known as the SPACE AGENTS.  They were fairly unstoppable…and the end of this war was extremely one sided.

The next twenty years were hard years.  The regular folk stumbled their way through a life where nothing seemed to work anymore.  Not many tried stand up to Colonel Daisy, and those who did were never seen again.   But in these last few years there was one thorn in Martin Scorsese’s side…one person who continually defied him.  A crazy, drunken robin hood of sorts…he was known as the mad captain, and word is, he had returned to the sea.
The year is 2037, and martin Scorsese is 95 years old and dying.  But Colonel Daisy…she plays with science, and is confident that her plan will grant both of them immortality.  But in stories like this, science always goes wrong…


armada

piano, bass guitar, beatbox, lyrics and vocals by andrew salvner (aka http://soundcloud.com/pretzelsmalone) 
drums by Digitech BP90 bass pedal
thunderstorm field recording by Arnaud Coutancier http://www.freesound.org/people/arnaud%20coutancier/
additional sound effects supplied by http://soundcloud.com/pliable-tones
written and recorded 2012/2013 4G orgy
drums/bass/bass/piano recorded on 4-track cassette / vocals and beatbox added using Audacity.

the RETURN TO THE SEA trilogy includes:
http://soundcloud.com/4gorgy/armada by http://soundcloud.com/pretzelsmalone and http://soundcloud.com/plex-auchta

the mad captain by http://soundcloud.com/pretzelsmalone

coming soon (the final 4G orgy song)...lady of the navy featuring http://soundcloud.com/bosmink - http://soundcloud.com/lovvarion - http://soundcloud.com/plex-auchta - http://soundcloud.com/bryan-sears - http://soundcloud.com/pretzelsmalone

t h e __ w o r d s:
the captain, mad captain
he told the men his plans
and then they went out stealing things
so they could rule these lands

they stole four antique cannons from the castle
hijacked a truckload of metal from the factory
they stole a jet engine from the old air force base
the mad captain nodded satisfactorily

they welded the metal…into a battering ram
and the big jet engine was for extra speed
cannons armed in every direction
the mad captain had returned to the sea (X2)

They were a terror in the open waters
They’d sink any ship that they saw
And with their jet engine they were able to avoid apprehension
and stay a step ahead of the law

 Vengeance in the form of a storm
Came rolling across the sea
The mad captain pulled his eyes from the sky
He’d seen more than he wanted to see
All hands below deck, the captain roared
Tie yourself down so you don’t go overboard
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t h e __ s t o r y: (more of it…)
In the year 2035 the Mad Captain escaped from Las Vegas.  He hadn’t always been mad, but twenty years in solitary changes a man.  Two decades earlier he had been one of Martin Scorsese’s top Captains, and controlled half of the Royal Armada.

After escaping, the Mad Captain spent two years on land, hijacking and stealing, both collecting what he needed and causing problems for Scorsese and Daisy whenever he could.  After two years of this the Mad Captain decided it was time to return to the sea.

The Mad Captain rounded up a crew of delinquents, and they stole themselves a tug boat from an abandoned marina.  They hooked their tug boat up with cannons, a battering ram and a jet engine from an old fighter plane.  

They hit the water with Colonel Daisy and her soldiers right on their heels, but were able to evade them off the western coast of Old-Canada.  For six wild weeks, the mad captain and his tugboat of doom caused all sorts of trouble for Colonel Daisy and Mr. Scorsese.  They primarily employed hit and run tactics, taking out any ships that strayed too far from the Armada.

The size of the enemy eventually proved to be too much, and in October of 2037, Colonel Daisy’s Armada surrounded and forced the Mad Captain and his men into a storm that they could not and would not survive.


the mad captain

free EP download (and b-sides LP) available at http://4gorgy.bandcamp.com/

mastered by smallfishrecordings ::::: http://soundcloud.com/smallfishrecordings  :::::  original musical beats by http://soundcloud.com/bosmink  :::::  acapella version of those same beats (at the end of the song) by http://soundcloud.com/lovvarion  :::::  bass guitar, beatbox, cool mouth noises, sound effects and backup vocals by http://soundcloud.com/plex-auchta  :::::  lead vocals and project coordinator http://soundcloud.com/pretzelsmalone

them words:
you've got to....run, run, run away
lady of the navy's after you
(colonel daisy, she's the lady of the navy and the...)

they say her arms detach like missiles
and her eyes they can shoot the lasers
her brain’s made of computers
and her teeth are made from razors
she’s hunting the mad captain
and she’s got the whole armada
ladies and gentlemen
live from las vegas nevada

colonel daisy, she's the lady of the navy
she controls all the ships in the sea

she used to be a driver
drove scorsese’s mercedes
now she’s the colonel in charge
she runs scorsese’s royal navy
her name is colonel daisy
and she ain’t nobody’s baby
she’s that crazy robot lady
and she’s rollin’ with scrosese

they say her arms detach like missiles
and her eyes they can shoot the lasers
her brain’s made of computers
and her teeth are made from razors
she’s hunting the mad captain
and she’s got the whole armada
ladies and gentlemen
live from las vegas nevada

colonel daisy, she's the lady of the navy
she controls all the ships in the sea

more versions available on the bandcamp b-sides album available at http://4gorgy.bandcamp.com/