Chalmers: Well, Seymour, I made it, despite your directions.
Skinner: Ah, Superintendent Chalmers, welcome. I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon!
Chalmers: Yeah.
[Skinner runs to the kitchen, only to find his roast is burnt and gasps in horror]
Skinner: Oh, egads! My roast is ruined! But what if I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking? [chuckles] Delightfully devilish, Seymour.
[He begins to climb through the window, but Chalmers enters the kitchen. The theme song to an imaginary show called "Skinner and the Superintendent" then plays:]
Skinner with his crazy explanations,
The superintendent's gonna need his medication,
When he hears Skinner's lame exaggerations,
There'll be trouble in town tonight!
Chalmers: SEEEEEYMOOUUURRR!!!
Skinner: Superintendent! I was just...uh---just stretching my calves on the windowsill. Isometric exercise! Care to join me?
Chalmers: Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Seymour?
Skinner: Uh... ooh! That isn't smoke, it's steam! Steam from the steamed clams we're having. Mmmm, steamed clams!
[Once Chalmers leaves the kitchen, Skinner breathes a sigh of relief, climbs out the window, and runs across the street to Krusty Burger, where he buys hamburgers and french fries to replace his burnt roast. He enters the dining room with the fast food on a silver tray.]
Skinner: Superintendent, I hope you're ready for some mouthwatering hamburgers.
Chalmers: I thought we were having steamed clams.
Skinner: Oh no, I said 'steamed hams'. That's what I call hamburgers.
Chalmers: You call hamburgers 'steamed hams'?
Skinner: Yes! It's a regional dialect.
Chalmers: Uh-huh. Eh, what region?
Skinner: Uh...upstate New York.
Chalmers: Really? Well I'm from Utica and I've never heard anyone use the phrase 'steamed hams'.
Skinner: Oh, not in Utica, no. It's an Albany expression.
Chalmers: I see.
[Chalmers takes a bite out of a burger and chews it a little, while Skinner sips his drink.]
Chalmers: You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burger.
Skinner: Hohoho, no! Patented Skinner Burgers. Old family recipe!
Chalmers: For steamed hams?
Skinner: Yes.
Chalmers: Yes, and you call them steamed hams, despite the fact they are obviously grilled.
Skinner: Y- Uh.. you know, the... One thing I should... excuse me for one second.
Chalmers: Of course.
[Skinner enters and leaves the kitchen swiftly upon seeing it is now on fire]
Skinner: [yawns] Well, that was wonderful. A good time was had by all. I'm pooped.
Chalmers: Yes, I should be--good lord, what is happening in there?!
Skinner: Aurora Borealis?
Chalmers: Ah- Aurora Borealis?! At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within your kitchen?!
Skinner: Yes.
Chalmers: ...May I see it?
Skinner: ...No.
[They exit the house as the kitchen fire grows larger.]
Agnes: Seymour! The house is on fire!
Skinner: No, mother, it's just the Northern Lights.
Chalmers: Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow, but I must say... you steam a good ham.
[As Chalmers begins heading home, Agnes screams for help, causing Chalmers to look back towards the house. Skinner gives him a thumbs up and a fake smile, causing him to keep walking away. Once Chalmers is out of sight, Skinner rushes back into the house to deal with the fire.]
Agnes: Help! HELP!!!

STEAMED BAGGIE

prod. ferlite, @daycomet

i used to be obsessed with her
now the sun dont shine so bright when im begging
and i hope in 5 years from now
ill be someone new
cuz what if im not?

guess im looking for a halo
yeah

the difference is i breathe this shit like none of yall
get distracted so easily, seek adderal
i realized every time my eyes twitch
you will see my ass on that fucking flight list
and i wanna go back to asia
where they got me down in malaysia

guess im looking for a halo
yeah

and i never know what to say
but tomorrow it will go away
theres no place where i feel safe
i stopped looking for another way
at this point i think ill never change
but tomorrow it will go-
5 years i withered away

guess im looking for a halo

W

halo

While working on "PAY ATTENTION," I stumbled upon the beginnings of what would become "One:1 FM"
Originally, I thought it would be more conceptual or much more in line with the original album. Many of these tracks were made at the same time "PAY ATTENTION" was entering its final stages of completion. Think of it as a sort of B-Sides :]

https://open.spotify.com/album/2odMUVmAJzJbXCRBfTF0Ij
https://myridmusic.bandcamp.com/album/one-1-fm

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@myridmusic
https://myrid.space
https://twitter.com/MYRIDOFFICIAL
https://www.instagram.com/myridmewzik
https://myridmusic.bandcamp.com
http://discord.gg/w8nMabArkf
https://open.spotify.com/artist/5m2xz2tjeyISoWrceLHotr?si=HlkZziOqTSChloj4b7fsZA
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BUY VIA BANDCAMP

Wombat

Ipsiom - Forest Nymph (MAGU Remix) (WINNER!!!)

You guys know there's gonna be another full album soon right?

TWERK MASTER (w/ FLOSSTRADAMUS, GTA, LOUDPVCK)

○°•. cutting ties with the Concept ,,,
letting loose for The .. .  .   .    .
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@faermeatangel　· everywhere

All the light in the world [And the polarity that followed]

@alexvanzyl

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FFFAAAPPPPPPYYY NEW YEAR EVERY PEEN :gerk:!!! Can you believe it guys, 2025! Just a 12 days ago! Woohoo! I am so excited about this peenformation 😁🥳

WELCUM BACK EVERYONE!! It's the new year, and you know what that means... PMC GON' BE BACK ON THAT BUUUUUUUULLSHIT💩Today, we're kicking off our start to 2025 with the usual BANG💥(we're so sorry to hear about your brother that passed away, he gets five big booms✊💪) and serving up a piping hot plate, filled to the brim, with 75 OUTRAGEOUS BANGERS to ring in the new year🔔🔔. We've got old, we got new, and everyone else in between, all of which canoe about this ball dropping event (hey get it🎊🤣) via the sparkling and newly redecorated OFFICIAL PMC DISCORD (https://discord.gg/penismusic)‼️‼️Like usual, all members in said discord server were given the standard 48 hour time frame (😐) from Friday, January 3rd to Sunday, January 5th to start and complete their tracks, all of which are displayed RIGHT HERE👇, in a glorious ~3 hour long journey of a lifetime. We hope you're as excited for the new year as much as we are! Enjoy PMC VOL. 17: NEW YEAR, NEW YOU!!

JAW DROPPING, GERK SHATTERING ART BY @cardbowashere

Galactic Cum Destroyer 3000 - sex with a gun

@elaboratus / @elaboratusgang

FFFAAAPPPPPPYYY NEW YEAR EVERY PEEN :gerk:!!! Can you believe it guys, 2025! Just a 12 days ago! Woohoo! I am so excited about this peenformation 😁🥳

WELCUM BACK EVERYONE!! It's the new year, and you know what that means... PMC GON' BE BACK ON THAT BUUUUUUUULLSHIT💩Today, we're kicking off our start to 2025 with the usual BANG💥(we're so sorry to hear about your brother that passed away, he gets five big booms✊💪) and serving up a piping hot plate, filled to the brim, with 75 OUTRAGEOUS BANGERS to ring in the new year🔔🔔. We've got old, we got new, and everyone else in between, all of which canoe about this ball dropping event (hey get it🎊🤣) via the sparkling and newly redecorated OFFICIAL PMC DISCORD (https://discord.gg/penismusic)‼️‼️Like usual, all members in said discord server were given the standard 48 hour time frame (😐) from Friday, January 3rd to Sunday, January 5th to start and complete their tracks, all of which are displayed RIGHT HERE👇, in a glorious ~3 hour long journey of a lifetime. We hope you're as excited for the new year as much as we are! Enjoy PMC VOL. 17: NEW YEAR, NEW YOU!!

JAW DROPPING, GERK SHATTERING ART BY @cardbowashere

elaborate - Terrain

Beep Boop Booo 
I don't know what the hell I am doing

Lyrics:
[Dib Dooley]
Lost inside the living world
I'm sick of being so alone
Remember me 
When you are gone
cuz I'll turn into a ghost

[4lzh3imer]
I want to groove to the beat 
I want to make melodies 

I want to dance all night long 
Until I don't feel my feet

I'm gonna be somebody flying 
amongst all the stars

Im gonna burn this place down 
just like this drop inside my heart

[4lzh3imer]
I don't wanna die

[Dib Dooley]
Lost inside the living world
I'm sick of being so alone
Remember me 
When you are gone
cuz I'll turn into a ghost

[4lzh3imer] 
Look at me 
And you'll see
someone burning

From shame I can't forget 
This world burns inside my head 

I don't wanna deal with my end when 
I stall, after all  

Just my death will cause my fall

[Zeal]
Wake up! 
The hours are passing 
Living's a blessing 
My mind is crashing 
Hating to deal 
With all the masses 
Clash of the senses 
Beyond the fences 
Used to control 
The gods of war 
You return 
The prize ain't worth the outcome
The cycle keeps coming
back to square one

And I feel lead
To a dead end
Never feel like myself again
Living undead
But I can't forget
All the pain and suffering 
I've got nothing left
But all these thoughts in my head
No way around it's kept
Me feeling many regrets

Ghost Rave

Ezradim 700 2024 - 08 - 11 2227

[Verse 1]
Who is this man? Who comes so bold?
Not clothed in luxury, not silver or gold!
A voice crying out in the desert land,
Preparing the way with a guiding hand!

[Pre-Chorus]
The prophet of God, the messenger true,
Pointing to Jesus, the Messiah to you!
The Spirit of power flows in his word,
Every ear listening, every soul stirred!

[Chorus]
The voice that prepares, the way is clear!
Jesus is coming, the Savior is near!
Bold and humble, fearless and free,
God’s chosen servant, for you and me!
Hear the message, believe the Word,
Faith will rise, and hearts will be stirred!
The voice that prepares, shining bright,
Follow the Spirit, walk in His light!

[Verse 2]
No palace, no crown, no worldly fame,
Yet all nations will know his name!
Proclaiming the Kingdom, calling the lost,
The servant of God, no matter the cost!

[Pre-Chorus]
The prophet of God, the messenger true,
Pointing to Jesus, the Messiah to you!
The Spirit of power flows in his word,
Every ear listening, every soul stirred!

[Chorus]
The voice that prepares, the way is clear!
Jesus is coming, the Savior is near!
Bold and humble, fearless and free,
God’s chosen servant, for you and me!
Hear the message, believe the Word,
Faith will rise, and hearts will be stirred!
The voice that prepares, shining bright,
Follow the Spirit, walk in His light!

[Bridge]
Hallelujah! The messenger is here!
Prepare your hearts, the Savior is near!
Faithful and strong, humble and bold,
God’s mighty purpose in him unfolds!

[Breakdown]
Leader: “The voice that prepares!”
Choir: “We hear Him!”
Leader: “Bold and humble!”
Choir: “Faithful servant!”
Leader: “Jesus is coming!”
Choir: “The Savior is near!”
ALL: God reigns forevermore!

[Final Chorus]
The voice that prepares, the way is clear!
Jesus is coming, the Savior is near!
Bold and humble, fearless and free,
God’s chosen servant, for you and me!
Hear the message, believe the Word,
Faith will rise, and hearts will be stirred!
The voice that prepares, shining bright,
Follow the Spirit, walk in His light!

[Outro]
The voice that prepares… (The voice that prepares!)
Faithful and bold… (Faithful and bold!)
Jesus reigns forevermore!

The Voice That Prepares

Experimental and obsessed, nothing new around here.