This is the "[Peter O. "Spamton" File Jr.] [Conviction: Unlawful Sexual Activity with Certain Minors] [Response: Peter and his attorney could not be reached for comment.]" replacement for our new and original AU, "Deltarune: The Jaywalker Puppet". Think about it, no one has ever made an AU where Kris' soul is lost wandering the streets of Brooklyn.
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👮‍♂️ < huh... the body's gone...
👮‍♂️ < guess someone already disposed of it...
👮‍♂️ < well! that makes my job alot easier!
👮‍♂️ < that's alot less people i've gotta pay off...
🌟 < HEY FUCKER
👮‍♂️ < AHUAKHUDASGDHASGHDAF
👮‍♂️ < it's a g-g-g-!
👮‍♂️ < GHOST!!!!!!
👮‍♂️ < AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
👮‍♂️ < PLEASEPLEASPEL PLEAEE DON;T KILL ME I'M SORRY I'LL DO WHATEVER YOU WANT PLESEPPLEASE
🌟 < calm down man i'm not gonna kill you
👮‍♂️ < oh okay
👮‍♂️ < well then i'm gonna leave now if that's ok
🌟 < NO
🌟 < YOU KILLED ME, SO YOU GOTTA PAY THE PRICE
👮‍♂️ < don't hurt me
🌟 < listen maybe we can work out a...
🌟 < deal...
🌟 < ya'see. without a body, there's really no point in jaywalking?
🌟 < i can't die so... where's the thrill?
🌟 < but! in the king's garden!
🌟 < there's rumors that he's scientists have been developing a very special fertilizer that can make anything grow!!!
🌟 < upon impact with that car by body kinda exploded
🌟 < but i managed to find this!!
🌟 < (You got the severed hand.)
👮‍♂️ < WHAT THE FUCK
🌟 < you should have the key to the king's special gardens, right?
🌟 < if we can find that fertilizer...
🌟 < i can get my body back!!
👮‍♂️ < what's in it for me though?
🌟 < if you don't do this i'll kill you
👮‍♂️ < okay
🌟 < yay!!!!!! cue fanfare!!!!!
🌟 < (Kris joined the party.)
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dialogue by @theres-two-of-them
song by @theres-two-of-them
thumbnail by @silksong-enthusiasts
vocals by @chispthe5threal but they aren't here right now
Deltarune by Toby Fox
The Other Puppet by the-other-puppet.tumblr.com / songs by @notrealneverreal
The Same Puppet by @overkill-the-sequel
The Pedophile Puppet by PuppetPipelineFan
The Jaywalker Puppet by @50-funny-minecraft-team-n

P.S. DO YOU LIKE THE BLENDING ON KRIS' COLORS IM TOO SLEEPY TO WRITE AN AGGRESSIVE COMMENT RIGHT NOW SIGNED THLO

(Pipejam 6) [DELTARUNE: THE JAYWALKER PUPPET] - Kris J. Wallcer, age 15, of Homeatopolious, passed away on Thursday, July 7th, 2025 as the result of injuries sustained in an automobile accident.

a puppet? in MY pipeline? it’s more likely than you think.

Hihihi, nice to meet ya!! 💫

-He/Him

💫 - I really like draw!! and i hate my music

He/Him
🎃 <(YOUR TAKING TOO LONG)
Faker_SP by @banana-the-second

-blue
-irrelevant
-would go on the internet and just lie

heh... watch your back everybody... because it's

WHEAT WATCHER @silksong-enthusiasts
EGG EXTRACTOR @[DEAD]
SUGAR STEALER @theres-two-of-them
MILK MASTER @chispthe5threal

and together... we are!!!

CAKE THIEVES!!!!!!!!

Furry homosexual guy, that's pretty much it

i will become the one with the pipeline

yes you can reupload my stuff on youtube please give credit if you do

if you see more unseen tracks being posted, no you dont. youre hallucinating

you know the one.

(pfp from "smbc-comics.com/comic/2014-06-06").

that one crippled papyrus from the hit megalovania disconsola™
fuck solunary

i exist

(Pipejam 6) [DELTARUNE: THE JAYWALKER PUPPET] - Kris J. Wallcer, age 15, of Homeatopolious, passed away on Thursday, July 7th, 2025 as the result of injuries sustained in an automobile accident.

cake thieves