DELTARUNE: THE JAYWALKER PUPPET (Canon Timeline)

This is the "YOU'VE BEEN SPOTTED." replacement for our new and original AU, "Deltarune: The ?????? Puppet". Think about it, no one has ever made an AU where                  !
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👑 < Spamton. Role your car door window up.
👮 < why
👑 < This is the bad part of the city. The worst of the worst criminals roam these parts.
👮‍♂️ < got it boss
Sputter
Click!
👮‍♂️ < what huh why did we stop
👑 < It appears our car was broken down.
👮‍♂️ < DEAR GOD WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE PLEASE I'M STILL SO YOUNG PLEASE PLEASE
👑 < Stop screaming.
👑 < Get out of the car and fix the engine.
👮‍♂️ < okay
👮‍♂️ < ...
👮‍♂️ < !
👮‍♂️ < who is that-??
👑 < Dear lord.
👑 < They're here.
👮‍♂️ < ?????who's here WHO'S HERE
👑 < Meet me at City Hall.
👮‍♂️ < WHAT
Woosh!
👮‍♂️ < WHAT THE FUCK
❓ < Hehehe....
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dialogue by @theres-two-of-them
song by @silksong-enthusiasts
thumbnail by @silksong-enthusiasts
Deltarune by Toby Fox
The Other Puppet by the-other-puppet.tumblr.com / songs by @notrealneverreal
The Same Puppet by @overkill-the-sequel
????? by ?????
????? by @50-funny-minecraft-team-n

P.S. I WAS LISTENING TO MACK'S BIG SHOT WHILE MAKING THIS FUCK YOU THE CAKES ARE SOLD SIGNED THLOT

(Pipejam 6) [DELTARUNE: THE ??????? PUPPET] - who is that-??

this is our first upload
chisp help makeit's a shame she died in a car accident

This is the "Name Spamton G. Spamton, Age 37, Located within Fort Worth, TX" replacement for our new and original AU, "Deltarune: The ?????? Puppet". Think about it, no one has ever made an AU where Kris crosses the street illegally!
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👮‍♂️ < WHO THE HELL ARE YOU
❓ < Hehehe....
🌟 < i'm kris!
🌟 < the worst of the worst! the baddest of the bunch!
🌟 < a crook among criminals! a cook among chefs!
🌟 < and i'm about to do something REAL bad.
👮‍♂️ < STAY BACK... I'M WARNING YOU!!
🌟 < hehehe....
🌟 < it's time to do what I do best...
👮‍♂️ < WHAT ARE YOU DOING
👮‍♂️ < THERE'S NO CROSSWALK THERE
🌟 < hehehe....
🌟 < HAHAHAHAHAHA!
🌟 < ohhh! ohhh! watch out spamton!
👮‍♂️ < HOW DO YOU KNOW MY NAME
🌟 < i'm gonna do it!
🌟 < ooooooo!
👮‍♂️ < STOP
🌟 < (Step)
👮‍♂️ < THIS SICKOS GONNA KILL US ALL
👮‍♂️ < CALL IN THE REINFORCEMENTS NOW
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dialogue by @theres-two-of-them
song by @theres-two-of-them with help from @chispthe5threal
thumbnail by @silksong-enthusiasts
vocals by @chispthe5threal
Deltarune by Toby Fox
The Other Puppet by the-other-puppet.tumblr.com / songs by @notrealneverreal
The Same Puppet by @overkill-the-sequel
The Pedophile Puppet by PuppetPipelineFan
The Jaywalker Puppet by @50-funny-minecraft-team-n

P.S. hi sorry thlott called in sick today so there's no special message ummmm hey here's a fun fact partsof the description swap from wiss' reupload of the song isn't that cool

love, spunch

(Pipejam 6) [DELTARUNE: THE JAYWALKER PUPPET] - Kris, Spotted Jaywalking In the Streets of Brooklyn

This is the "YO KRIS! I'M" replacement for our new and original AU, "Deltarune: The Jaywalker Puppet". Think about it, no one has ever made an AU where Kris get's hit by a car!
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🌟 < ooooooo! look at me! i'm in the middle of the road!
🌟 < and you're POWERLESS to stop me!
👮‍♂️ < heh... i might be...
👮‍♂️ < but HE isn't.
🌟 < huh
❓ < (Crash!)
🌟 < AHHHDAGNAMWWJFDHVNBB ASDAMFSSAF
👮‍♂️ < Thank you Lou Albano as Mario from the Super Mario Bros. Super Show!
🍄 < Ya' welcome, kid.
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dialogue by @theres-two-of-them
song by @chispthe5threal with help from @theres-two-of-them
thumbnail by @silksong-enthusiasts
vocals by @chispthe5threal
Deltarune by Toby Fox
The Other Puppet by the-other-puppet.tumblr.com / songs by @notrealneverreal
The Same Puppet by @overkill-the-sequel
The Pedophile Puppet by PuppetPipelineFan
The Jaywalker Puppet by @50-funny-minecraft-team-n

P.S. I RECOVERED FROM THE SICKNESS YOU CAN NEVER KILL ME SIGNED THLOT

(Pipejam 6) [DELTARUNE: THE JAYWALKER PUPPET] - HEY SPAMTON, I'M

jaywalking canonically changes your voice and makes you evil trust

This is the "Spamton, The Lover of All Breakfast" replacement for our new and original AU, "Deltarune: The Peacefully Strolling Through Town With Mom :) Puppet". Think about it, no one has ever made an AU where Kris loves their mom!
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* Hey mom!
* I love you!
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"dialogue" by @theres-two-of-them
song by @theres-two-of-them
thumbnail by @silksong-enthusiasts
vocals by @theres-two-of-them
Deltarune by Toby Fox
The Other Puppet by the-other-puppet.tumblr.com / songs by @notrealneverreal
The Same Puppet by @overkill-the-sequel
The Living A Beautiful Married Life Puppet by PuppetPipelineFan
The Peacefully Strolling Through Town With Mom :) Puppet by @50-funny-minecraft-team-n

P.S. AAAAAHHHHHHHHH SIGNED THLOT

(Pipejam 6?) [DELTARUNE: THE PEACEFULLY STROLLING THROUGH THE CITY WITH MOM :) PUPPET] Kris! The Lover of All Streets!

This is "Spamton, The Salesman Of All Wares" replacement for our new and original AU, "Deltarune: The Egyptian Puppet". Think about it, no one has ever made an AU where Jaywalker descends from royalty!
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* Greetings Spamton!
* We are going to travel across the desert on camel back!
* Do you want to join us?
   Yes   >No
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dialogue by @theres-two-of-them
song by @chispthe5threa
thumbnail by @chispthe5threa
vocals by @chispthe5threa
Deltarune by Toby Fox
The Other Puppet by the-other-puppet.tumblr.com / songs by @notrealneverreal
The Same Puppet by @overkill-the-sequel
The The Medieval Puppet Puppet by PuppetPipelineFan
The Egyptian Puppet by @50-funny-minecraft-team-n

P.S. What is going on? Where am I? Please help!
- Sincerely, Robert A. Sponge.

(NOT Pipejam. DON'T JUDGE) [DELTARUNE: THE EGYPTIAN PUPPET] Kris, The Pharaoh Of All Tombs

This is "()" replacement for our new and original AU, "Deltarune: The Jaywalker Puppet". Nothing left.
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❓ < There you are.
❓ < Is this fun, Spamton?
❓ < I hope it is, because I'm having fun.
👮‍♂️ < THIS SICKO'S GONNA KILL ME
👮‍♂️ < OPEN FIRE
👮‍♂️ < (BANG! BANG! BANG!)
❓ < ...
❓ < Seriously man.
❓ < I was kinda in the middle of something?
❓ < Is our little game really... This boring?
❓ < Well then. Maybe I can arrange something a bit more,
❓ < Interesting.
❓ < Here. I'll be taking those!
📔 10/10
📔 0/10
👮‍♂️ < come on man seriously those took me forever to get.
❓ < Heh... Sorry, but they're my property afterall.
❓ < Looks like you'll have to FIGHT ME if you want them back.
👮‍♂️ < actually no i don't wanna do that can i just like pay you or something
❓ < ...
❓ < y'know spamton you're really kinda a downer
❓ < live a little, would you
👮‍♂️ < you're a random ass guy engulfed in shadow and the only person who can hear me scream from down here also i shot you with bullets and you're still standing what the fuck
❓ < ...
❓ < uhhh
❓ < Anyways.
❓ < Looks like you'll have to FIGHT ME if you want them back.
👮‍♂️ < what the hell why are you glowing
❓ < Hehehehe...
❓ < I'M ENTERING MY FINAL FORM!!!
❓ < HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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dialogue by @theres-two-of-them
song by @theres-two-of-them
thumbnail by @theres-two-of-them thlott's doing the next one trust
vocals by THERE IS NO VOCALS
Deltarune by Toby Fox
The Other Puppet by the-other-puppet.tumblr.com / songs by @notrealneverreal
The Same Puppet by @overkill-the-sequel
The Pedophile Puppet by PuppetPipelineFan
The Jaywalker Puppet by @50-funny-minecraft-team-n

i have NOTHING to say. NOTHING.

(Pipejam 6) [DELTARUNE: THE JAYWALKER PUPPET] - _

heh... watch your back everybody... because it's

WHEAT WATCHER @silksong-enthusiasts
EGG EXTRACTOR @[DEAD]
SUGAR STEALER @theres-two-of-them
MILK MASTER @chispthe5threal

and together... we are!!!

CAKE THIEVES!!!!!!!!

(Pipejam 6) [DELTARUNE: THE JAYWALKER PUPPET] - _

cake thieves