So I was playing thru my likes and saw that some Soundclown has more plays than an artistically intelligent and worthwhile song. Therefore I tried to make some shitty thing this time and see if I get more feedback. I can't work with final masters so I had to create the 4 always repeating tones myself. For those I sampled a Game of War ad that was ubiquitous in many Android games. The image is an Arabian horse M$-Painted my me. You can see the horse wearing a hijab and on the rocket there's "Allahu akbar". The source module file is 3.5 MB, which is very inadequate for this length, nevertheless you can still download by clicking "Buy".

Isis Conquers Europe on a Dark Horse

Support Robbie Rotten https://www.gofundme.com/2tm9tqk (Stefan Karl)

Free Download MP3: https://mega.nz/#!LQA2SRpB!tRQcuLDBfSomzCIajQf3l9Ii4iGEL5GsMDxcNWUxbOo

Free Download FLAC:
https://mega.nz/#!PAxGSbYC!5WkYxdBoB_OtWbAzTE77CA98ADuzJrKhtQPduZBfy4Y

Produced, Mixed and Mastered by Yoav Landau
➢ Guitar Recordings - Or "Orko" Cohen
➢ Vocal Editing - Fruutella
➢ Visuals - Andrew Duemig

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Lyrics:

Hey!
We are Number One
Hey!
We are Number One
Now listen closely
Here's a little lesson in trickery
This is going down in history
If you wanna be a Villain Number One
You have to chase a superhero on the run
Just follow my moves, and sneak around
Be careful not to make a sound
Shh
C R U N C H
No, don't touch that!
We are Number One
Hey!
We are Number One
Ha ha ha
Now look at this net, that I just found
When I say go, be ready to throw
Go!
Throw it at him, not me!
Ugh, let's try something else
Now watch and learn, here's the deal
He'll slip and slide on this banana peel
Ha ha ha, WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?
ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are Number One
Hey!
ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are Number One
ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are Number One
Hey!
ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are Number One
Hey!
Hey!

We Are Number One (The Living Tombstone's Remix)

We are number one but Rasputin

Seriously, Soundcloud, I'm not interested in making money off of these things, I just want to entertain.

Move Your All Star

China Gang

Final Fantasy 8 - The Man With The Machine Gun (Eurodance Remix)

Legends say whoever tweets this image to Rob Swire will get blocked by him.

Stayed Up Late On Discord For Music And Memes

Less Clipping compared to youtube version i guess

009 Sound System Dreamscape (Eurobeat Remix)

Also on YT: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-oXXrl6D74I

MEGALOVANIBRUH

This is my rendition of our good old national anthem. Just slapped it up for something to be played in the mornings at school ;) Definitely not one of my best productions but still decent enough

Oh Canada Metal Version

My older uploads have been hidden by SC because I had my account downgraded (I'm changing some stuff IRL so I'll only be able to return to Pro at some point in Sept)

Pendulum - The Island but it's Dragostea Din Tei by O-Zone

Click Buy to download (not buy really) the original music modules or get them from Modarchive, they're small and you can study them.

Swifter and more modern lo-fi ＳＹＮＴＨＷＡＶＥ-like almost-music (I call it ＴＲＡＣＫＥＲＷＡＶＥ) not following current 10's and 20's trends with some offensive pictures. Sometimes Soundclowns. 99% MADE IN CZECHIA. Legends say every Czech is a musician.

I attempt to make music in pirated FL and OpenMPT. Probably more deep than today's pop music. I've made an album (not a mixtape) back in 2014 so music making rate has dropped. This might be either good or bad depending on your musical taste. The music is mostly ironic with some inside references.

The 128 kbps stream is less effective than original module form. But the songs are more easily spotted on popular websites in a lossy format than on something ＡＥＳＴＨＥＴＩＣ like an FTP Server or a BBS.

The pics are not a part of the song and they are provided for illustrative purposes only unless stated otherwise. The songs themselves are made available under CC BY-NC when OC and conditional CC BY when remixes or jokes. Exception to NC are ads I don't see so I don't care. No SA but please no DRM. Send new de(rivative)s.

Removed due to time limit (available elsewhere):
- Running Away From the Doom -- BC
- Omamná psychotronní látka (Dazing Psychotronic Substance) -- BC+TMA
- Haru no Niwa (Spring Garden) -- BC+TMA
- All Ur Soul R Belong 2 Us -- BC+TMA
- Forgotten Happiness -- BC
- Above the Time Axis -- BC
- Kilobyte Chillout -- BC+TMA
- Oriental Safari Sampler -- BC+TMA
- Kočka leze dírou (RMX) -- BC
- Oriental Shit -- BC
- Vraný koně (RMX) -- Drive 

I'm out of space and my music isn't "profitable" enough to pay for Pro, and also I don't make as much music as I used to, therefore I send this profile to outer space and will find another race some time later.

All my (nick)names and aliases you might spot over the Internet:
- j-61m (read: Jay Getman), 637man
- John Getman (of/from Shittyville)
- Johannes Getmann (aus Scheißendorf)
- Juan Getemano (de Joderpueblo)
- Lord Getmanius, Getty, GTM, JGM, JGaS, JGE

Isis Conquers Europe on a Dark Horse

637man

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