The 2nd take at remixing the Czechoslovak Anthem. This time it sounds like from late 90s, because it uses samples from this era. They are recycled from other modules and along the demoscene some were widely used back in the 90s (wowbass, metalcho etc.).

The Czech part is called the Homeless one, because it asks "Where is my home?" (notwithstanding it was originally written for a blind character in a Fidlovačka comedy play, and contains the line "what an earthly paradise to see"), and the Slovak part is called the Lightning one, beause it begins with a mountain weather report, which the Czechs interpreted too relationally.

Traditionally during the Communist rule, after the Slovak part, the USSR anthem followed, after which The Internationale followed. These are pretty long songs to keep standing to them, so the Czech and Slovak part was kept short to just 1 verse each. After the independence, Slovaks extended theirs to 2 verses of total 4, whilst the Czech part remained 1 verse of total 2, despite proposals, though when it's played during the Fidlovačka play, people usually stand through the 2nd verse.

If you feel the urge to write a comment about how dare I to do anything with the precious national anthem and about messing with the Czech (or Czechoslovak) flag, go ahead, I'd love to get at least some comments. Download the music module instead of FLAC or MP3, it's way smaller. You can rip the 128 kbps MP3 with Dev Tools if you really don't like music modules, though.

WTF for a Land is This? (Czech Homeless and Slovak Lightning Anthem Remix)

Support Robbie Rotten https://www.gofundme.com/2tm9tqk (Stefan Karl)

Free Download MP3: https://mega.nz/#!LQA2SRpB!tRQcuLDBfSomzCIajQf3l9Ii4iGEL5GsMDxcNWUxbOo

Free Download FLAC:
https://mega.nz/#!PAxGSbYC!5WkYxdBoB_OtWbAzTE77CA98ADuzJrKhtQPduZBfy4Y

Produced, Mixed and Mastered by Yoav Landau
➢ Guitar Recordings - Or "Orko" Cohen
➢ Vocal Editing - Fruutella
➢ Visuals - Andrew Duemig

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Lyrics:

Hey!
We are Number One
Hey!
We are Number One
Now listen closely
Here's a little lesson in trickery
This is going down in history
If you wanna be a Villain Number One
You have to chase a superhero on the run
Just follow my moves, and sneak around
Be careful not to make a sound
Shh
C R U N C H
No, don't touch that!
We are Number One
Hey!
We are Number One
Ha ha ha
Now look at this net, that I just found
When I say go, be ready to throw
Go!
Throw it at him, not me!
Ugh, let's try something else
Now watch and learn, here's the deal
He'll slip and slide on this banana peel
Ha ha ha, WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?
ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are Number One
Hey!
ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are Number One
ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are Number One
Hey!
ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are Number One
Hey!
Hey!

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My older uploads have been hidden by SC because I had my account downgraded (I'm changing some stuff IRL so I'll only be able to return to Pro at some point in Sept)

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Click Buy to download (not buy really) the original music modules or get them from Modarchive, they're small and you can study them.

Swifter and more modern lo-fi ＳＹＮＴＨＷＡＶＥ-like almost-music (I call it ＴＲＡＣＫＥＲＷＡＶＥ) not following current 10's and 20's trends with some offensive pictures. Sometimes Soundclowns. 99% MADE IN CZECHIA. Legends say every Czech is a musician.

I attempt to make music in pirated FL and OpenMPT. Probably more deep than today's pop music. I've made an album (not a mixtape) back in 2014 so music making rate has dropped. This might be either good or bad depending on your musical taste. The music is mostly ironic with some inside references.

The 128 kbps stream is less effective than original module form. But the songs are more easily spotted on popular websites in a lossy format than on something ＡＥＳＴＨＥＴＩＣ like an FTP Server or a BBS.

The pics are not a part of the song and they are provided for illustrative purposes only unless stated otherwise. The songs themselves are made available under CC BY-NC when OC and conditional CC BY when remixes or jokes. Exception to NC are ads I don't see so I don't care. No SA but please no DRM. Send new de(rivative)s.

Removed due to time limit (available elsewhere):
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- Forgotten Happiness -- BC
- Above the Time Axis -- BC
- Kilobyte Chillout -- BC+TMA
- Oriental Safari Sampler -- BC+TMA
- Kočka leze dírou (RMX) -- BC
- Oriental Shit -- BC
- Vraný koně (RMX) -- Drive 

I'm out of space and my music isn't "profitable" enough to pay for Pro, and also I don't make as much music as I used to, therefore I send this profile to outer space and will find another race some time later.

All my (nick)names and aliases you might spot over the Internet:
- j-61m (read: Jay Getman), 637man
- John Getman (of/from Shittyville)
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- Juan Getemano (de Joderpueblo)
- Lord Getmanius, Getty, GTM, JGM, JGaS, JGE

WTF for a Land is This? (Czech Homeless and Slovak Lightning Anthem Remix)

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