This is ment to be a joke song and not taken seriously, this is from the show Key and Peele, I do not take any credit for it. youtube video:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-RffY3cF8g

Country Music Key and Peele

Ditt & Datt

Ingenting olagligt

Singlar och EP's

Jag önska' mig en traktor

Kong Midas 2016

Ode aan de touringcar chauffeur

LYRICS
I could write about a dirt road and your hand in mine
A tailgate sunset and a cheap box wine
Throw in some Levis and a summer dress
But you already know how that story ends

I could check all the boxes, hit every cliché
Small-town crap to say what I’m not `sposed to say
But baby, let's be honest 'bout what's on my mind

Know what rhymes with "truck"? It ain't "beer"
And this backroad we're on ain't headed to no pier
We can talk about tractors and fishing all night
But we both know I'm thinking 'bout turning out the lights
Yeah, country songs got ways to say it clean
Like "dancin’ ‘til dawn" ‘stead of what we really mean
So let's drop the metaphors we're hiding behind
'Cause you damn well know what's on my mind

I could mention hay bales, make it sound real sweet
Talk about dancing when I mean tangled sheets
Say "make you mine" when I mean skin on skin
This genre's got a hundred ways to dress it up again

We can keep it coded like a radio edit
Or we can be two grown folks who don't regret it
'Cause baby, you're the only thing I want to find

Know what rhymes with "truck"? It ain't "beer"
And this backroad we're on ain't headed to no pier
We can talk about tractors and fishing all night
But we both know I'm thinking 'bout turning out the lights
Yeah, country songs got ways to say it clean
Like "dancin’ ‘til dawn" ‘stead what we really mean
So let's drop the metaphors we're hiding behind
'Cause you damn well know what's on my mind

Don't need a cornfield confession
This ain’t about redemption
Just you, me, and honest intention
No metaphors left to mention

Know what rhymes with "truck"? Now you know
That’s why this one's never gonna make the radio
We could play it safe with every country line
Or I can sing what's true and cross that line
Shit love songs hide what we really mean
Keeping it clean behind boots and blue jeans
But tonight let's say what's really on our minds
Yeah, an honest eff-bomb would suit me just fine

So here's to truth in labeling and honesty
No trucks left to give,  not between you and me

©2025 Joseph Moore


Rhymes with Truck

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Cowgirl Doggystyle (Teaser) *Spotify link*

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