essential listening to learn how to hack and run the universe

ytcracker - essential listening

beat from @dicepticon
summoned old spamtec ytcracker mixtape 2k3 vibe

still unique
i see im lighting up the discord every time i speak
be like troy hunt when the data leak
cause im pulling all these passes got the collection complete
yuh you foolish if you think a hacker simping
take a gander at my gamer gear the glow that it be glinting
save your onlyfans for a lonely man
buy a pony man
im busy mixing in my sony cans
pushing phony cams

that telemetry get entered into splunk
and i used to be an idiot whenever i was drunk
i cant help but think about it when im dealing with these issues
but its sad that i dont even miss you, on god

vulnerability management
still handle shit
hot up on the wax and im keeping all the candles lit -
im meditating on the habits i destroyed
and i feel like leonidas when i kick em in the void

probably stronger than i ever was
now im running more daemons than the devil cuz
hack celebrity elected by default -
touch electric so i might inject a fault
i protect my cult from the forces of the federal
typing in my iterm munching on an edible
network impenetrable its like im airgapped
watching all these newbies use the internet bareback

honey come home and the money gone
honeycomb hexagon hexadecimal upper echelon
byte into the honeypot the guests are on
armed like a nexplanon
yes the COM serve like a restaurant
telling all the jakes in my surroundings
if they want the bounties listen to my soundings - 
modprobe on the kernel keep it chambered
loglevel 4 for the danger, i warned ya

vulnerability management
still handle shit
hot up on the wax and im keeping all the candles lit -
im meditating on the habits i destroyed
and i feel like leonidas when i kick em in the void

run a fierce inventory on my ego
inline cgo unsafe for the tuxedo
my libido shoot first like im greedo
fucking up these chips keep it loco dorito
i remediate and keep it moving like im BB-8
rolling in the deep so you know adele appreciate
all the gs i make hacking gibsons on the daily
slang my zero day to an israeli, l'chaim

holler at my warriors on amazon chime
publish all my findings in the room titled crime
assign a CVE if it deserve one 
if its an absurd one ill flip it like a bird son

vulnerability management

ytcracker - vulnerability management

vix on the beat @morbid

you you you all lucky that we let you on our internet
hacker gentleman i keep it classy like a sweater vest
all the normies used to curve me you can call me letter s
now i stay the better best slaying on my everquest -
take a second when you typing all that smoke into an application
please dont get it twisted these computers my vocation
remain patient i earned every stripe so ive secured my station
every soul who sweat the crown will catch a round of my damnation

every payment in the matrix vi vi visa mastercard
my interceptor harder to find than a graphics card
im the god and my squad we develop all the fabric
that you using on the daily so be thankful that you have it
and the truth is all my hacker family birthed it out their loins
talk talk talking bout these tokens cap cap cappin bout these coins
you annoying you aint got a spot in my illuminat
you are just another user on computers that i screw a lot

you you you aint about that life
you try to keep up with my people you wont eat tonight
im out here grinding on this internet of shiiiiit
we out here hacking on the gibson getting riiiiich

va va vaping while im hacking yea i call it cloud computing
and i only fear two humans on earth xi jinping and putin
im still rooting every box that i encounter when im hungry
so the malware mine the crypto 0day call me r montgomery
man these dummies out here (trying to get a piece of the pie)
they cant compete with us (they arrive we waving goodbye)
wide band spectrum with a coded message yea we let em have it
send a shout out to my buddy dnz we got the patent

this is hacking and im gatekeeping the culture to preserve it
because frankly most these idiots too stupid to deserve it
you aint nerd it you just heard it from another who referred it
go and repeat all the bullshit from the word like it was perfect
im sick of these pretenders out here chasing chicken tenders
when they aint got honey mussy they dont count amongst the members
of my clique-a read your MAC address up off a sticker
milling all your passwords with a modded john the ripper

you you you aint about that life
you try to keep up with my people you wont eat tonight
im out here grinding on this internet of shiiiiit
we out here hacking on the gibson getting riiiiich

ytcracker - gatekeeper

produced by heath stone (twitter.com/heathstone_)

who dat - buck fifty on the dash
ledger swinging on my chain saying i dont carry cash
yeainknow (yeainknow)
living like a crypto kingpin on the beach
with the maxed out stats in hacking and speech
yeainknow (yeainknow)

universal serial bust new material
nerdcore imperial wireshark from ethereal
respect the russians on they REvil knievel -
charity decryption be a man of the people
travel at the speed of light on these electrons
im an engineer i write all these directions
even though they slept on me im executing
im the touring alan turing the rap god of computing

i keep rounds in the chamber in case the opps coming
i keep kilograms of pot in case the thots coming
i got fully undetected malware manycast
i can load up on your box and drain your metamask
every backbone every continent i keep a node
with a tarball waiting for the word to explode -
im the DG's michael franzese
hacker expertise on the board of trustees yeainknow

universal asynchronous receive transmit 
all of you who aint down with us can eat sand which
silicon don with a test clip and probes
keep coming with these hits to blow your ear lobes?
semaphores open like pores in the process
running all my chores with cores in my closets
blockchain deposits confirm my kingdom
dont talk about accomplishments i just sing them

quarantine the natural state of my disciples
commit our crime on keys and we dont need no rifles
working remote since vnc was invented
we keep our method close defense if we dependent
on our exploits shout out to my hackers in the struggle
making bread getting fed all up in this nerdy jungle
yeainknow (yeainknow)
yeainknow (yeainknow)

ytcracker - yeainknow

beat by heath stone (twitter.com/heathstone_)

black hoodie
when i slip this on push a zero click own
malicious messaging to strip your phone
of all the data i need to satiate my greed
im a pure breed of the petabyte -
and i control the serve like a waiter might
i keep my cool like a case fan - spinning
aint a facet of this game right here i aint winning

aviators with the mirror coat
reflect the colors of the code i wrote
get an analyst invested give it all he got
see him stressing while he messing with my polyglot
with the binary loaded up in ghidra
screaming at the screen aint a bug its a feature
chew a golden teacher bit of microdose to lift
all the modules in the mobile code the kotlin and the swift

got that delorian drip im breezing through time
with an external clock source sitting in line
you can reverse or rewind but the game is the same
and the microcode flows like tears in the rain

black balaclava
ysoserial a gadget chain in java
another robber with a targeted plan
and then we infiltrate escape into a car or a van
on the narrowband decoding all your p25
and we tracking all your movements you wont take us alive
we on that red team vibe got a sack full of toys
polluting all the models adversarial noise

what you wearing
i got my uniform on arm out the mclaren
normies all staring asking how the dude do it
built an empire off of puters i rooted

ytcracker - uniform

beat by heath stone (twitter.com/heathstone_)

i guess some things never change
im still doing ill crime with the same names
its like im living in a daydream
the same one that i have had since i was eighteen
im always crushing on a tattooed twentysomething
til she fuck around or i let her down ill just keep the money coming
but i dont rattle like i used to
keep a steady hand on this keyboard i produce through
got my finger on the pulse of the present
and i pimp programs i aint ever been a peasant
from LA to the bed stuyvesant
i done done enough dirt to keep the fbi guessing

and all my shooters on standby 
insure my legacy intact that i cant die
fuck an anti Spam God stay up out the grave
signal riding all up on a carrier wave
now press play

and we aint have to shift too much
we aint have to switch our lane
cuz the computer club always done that thing
and we forever call the shots
we forever hold the reins
cuz the computer club always done that thing

every day that pass i hit the gas harder
every execution stack that i blast oughta
keep me in the zeitgeist
slinging all my criticals waiting on the right price
and all the souls that i mentor thats what im in for
sum of all those spamming emails that i sent for
decades - pivoting to mint rare pepes
crypto game sharp just like machetes
still a colonel of the kernel with my conscripts
rowdy bunch of misanthropic nerdy convicts
hungry for the next big breach on a backup
waiting for a CISO to preach how they stack up

i guess some things never change
humiliating all these fools with the same games
most the methods in my back catalog
barely need any modification to do the job
the prescient prognosticating phone phreak from the streets
teaming up with heath stone for these loaned beats
fire up the ettus got a scene to save
with a signal riding all up on a carrier wave
now press play

ytcracker - president of the computer club

beat by freshley crusher

bitch im hella based (based)
with a base64 string sitting up in my copy paste
and its laced with that hexideci for whoever test me
everyone i xss be getting tasty on my testes
im remote executing (executing)
military mobile menace and my soldiers still saluting
wake up in another country in another major city
and the entourage that with me keep it moving like a giphy (giphy)

check your pull request (request)
i start fuzzing all these modules then i offset the address
using berkeley packet filters on that chain like i was chompie 
man im grooming all these pages like im folding origami (gami)
this is not a game (a game)
i dont care how many letters that you got after your name
ive been embarrassing academics since i was a child
and most of you professionals dont cut in the wild

(yung innanet sample)
all i want in life is root ya dig (dig)

server-side request forgery (forgery)
full read and im hoping that these admins dont get bored of me
cause im boring a few holes in their environment
sending all these white hats to an early retirement
catch me slinging packs (packs)
filthy packet that i broadcast out to each one of your MACs
then i exfiltrate the booty with the code i got from spooky
im dependency injecting in your python and your ruby

leaving with the data (data)
still the same credentials when your app was still in beta
root certificate is sitting in a folder now its mine
locked and loaded with a payload that i coded now itssigned
know im always watching (im watching)
im gon modify an airtag stick it in your spare bag
then im following like gollum (like gollum)
im a lord of the Ring but i started from the bottom

ytcracker - dirty code

i been known to be chasing on occasion
these ladies trying to seek an arrangement
receive a payment for their time and their energy fields
and if i feel them i dont mind if im peeling dollars off
i got that goodwill game if you a charity case
its like the march of dimes with a march of dimes
in between im pulling computer crimes to keep my bank flush
command and control the flank in with that tank rush

tell me what your dreams and ambitions are
do you need a new car? are college admissions hard?
i make my bacon staking coins so i can get my loins spread
shoot my eggs in many baskets so i beat the point spread

do you need your bills covered? i got you baby
i can be a good lover just as long you isnt crazy
i keep my wallet fat same as my wallet.dat
ill be your benefactor ytcracker got your back

im investing in their future and they trying to guide
me to the dark side bonafide hustlers indeed
and if they keep up with my speed i just ask what they need
minus that gordon gecko greed cause ill just pay em to leave
and the ones i keep around throw it down like they love me
when the money changing hands they dont leave so abruptly
i wine em dine em in the finest of districts
then they show me what is possible flip me like a dip switch

they turn me on with their lucky charm
and if im lucky they might stay until the morning alarm
their time is money and i dont wanna be wasting it sleeping 
im still a gentleman ill pay for the weekend

do you need your bills covered? i got you baby
i can be a good lover just as long you isnt crazy
i keep my wallet fat same as my wallet.dat
ill be your benefactor ytcracker got your back

its cheaper than a therapist and cheaper than drugs
and i can pay it with the dollars that i made hunting bugs
and you can judge if you feel like i am taking advantage
but i managed to make this money cause im not average
i can spend it like i wanna til im rocking the dentures
in a walker taking all my girls on all these adventures
call me carnegie im carving it loose
carting philanthropic profit like a carton of juice bitch

ytcracker - benefactor

beat produced by heath stone

i remember way back when
a precocious young thug didnt keep no friends
didnt get much love i just stayed in the shadows
waging my battles sharpened my craft on the adults
on the internet i would outsmart outwit -
along with the handles in my outfit
and on god most of yall out there whining
the same ones told me im wasting my time and

everybody think they smart - think they deserve
a rari in the garage and a lambo on the curb
but you aint paid no kinda dues
get a stimulus check and you spent it on shoes
is it my fault that you picked a degree in the arts but you suck
at everything you touch?
is it my problem that your credit card is tapped to the max
cuz your ass cant hack?

tired of all these motherfucking normies bitchin
that they aint making six figures working in a kitchen
man they tripping i got 10000 hours logged in 10000 things
making 10000 dollars every time my phone rings

still getting mailbox money
from a spam campaign i sent back in 2020
and that seo traffic that i cornered in a market
still got them people searching dox on the darknet
meanwhile everyone complaining bout their wages
you aint making shit while im making web pages -
why cant you adapt to the future?
job gon be automated soon fucking loser

slightly sick of all this brainy shit im doing
getting used by a bunch of idiots who aint improving
anything up on this planet and just want it all for free
because they just aint smart enough to make it on the streets
student loans in a bunch of worthless fields you indebted
while my code running clean on these circuits sit embedded
in devices in your houses on this internet i rule
and i never took a handout never graduated school -

so all you mediocre muggles take a seat
im compensated for my talent in the presidential suite -
and while im writing robots to replace you cause you worthless
you should learn to code or find yourself a better purpose (because)

the world dont need another barista
the world dont need another philosophy teacher
the world dont need another alcoholic writer
the world dont need another soundcloud biter
i just wanna live with terminator in the trap
with a home so smart im getting brain in my lap
no cap no gas put a lazy bitch on blast
til a robot come along and do your job twice as fast

ytcracker - robots will definitely take your job

beat produced by heath stone

ringleader in this circus of circuits
may be certified but them bitches be worthless -
aint the first time you motherfuckers heard this
cyber general im dying in the service
if we at war see what war gets
i get that rootkit loaded on an arm cortex
put them logs in my vortex timestamp order
watch me siphon all credentials from the ukraine border

you know i keep the payload pristine
and i been logging hella hours up on my machine
gamer chair got that gangsta lean you terrified
keep it crip with the bluetooth blue check verified
fifty five on em elemental primitives to chain
playing 5d chess on that 5g range
serving malware to five eyes like fries at five guys
fly by giving wifi these high fives

im in my element
hacking everything i can for the hell of it
im never celibate fucking any system in my $PATH
im the model of malevolence a master of my craft

how can i be arachnophobic?
the web is gay
enumerating all these subs like its anime
at the mandalay with dawgyg and zlz
ziot nagli haddix all the homies sitting next to me
free betting all my weaponry we keep them buggies bugging
hold it down like im a harness with a harness while im fuzzing - 
im so entitled cuz my title is the king
finding holes like i was titleist bitch every time i swing

i get even with my odds (bitch im the house)
im still sleeping with these broads (im in and out)
dark scientist emeritus im out here on the streets
got a flipper in my pocket and that dolphin unleashed
saying fuck the academics those who cant do, teach
while i send a thousand blessings to the spam crew preach - 
hard to comprehend exactly why i feel at home
even when i leave that sandbox in your tab on google chrome
cuhhhh

ytcracker - my element

nop slide to the address
stretch your system like spandex
with the spamtec bandits
ima heap spray RAM like a canvas
fucking with them root transits
i got my caps on gay
and itunes on the coldplay
meepsheep with the 0day
gn double a ok dongforce; smoke blunts in a broquet

irssi best client
scroll a macro real giant
sitting in the channel getting mad defiant
im the man with that can spam compliant
i got that tommy wiseau
director of the room when i spit flow
saying weev should be chillin in gitmo
cuz the mans afraid of gay nays when they raise the crypto

i speak your language 
cuz ive tangled with the dangers
a computer security ranger
lamb of spam from the manger straight sql exchanger
shake your hand with a bad cert
when im sitting on your network
rocking threads like a sweatshirt
if you aint play whats your bet worth?
in the game i claim internet birth

strawberry cough in the vessel
pebble watch with the steel bezel
swat snitches with that next level
method on the phone system with that kext metal
break tumblr with a cross site scripting
stop you short like cal ripken
bitches be tripping my if() then
style is so uplifting so get them albums
and get to listening

american telephone telegraph took a bath
dropped a bot on their environment path
got a password sniffer tactics a hat trick
three different ways to own phones with magic
with this piece of plastic i hack shit
blaze these aids with mo flows and cat shit
toxoplasmosis on the gadgets
parasite my righteous habits

do my damage mayor of bantown
and who love scarves like jackson brown?
i got it down - cool my CPU let it drown
in the fluid - lead me right to it
who else goin do it? vap0rs MIA
and the other internet nerds wont say
they just set their status away and dodge it
hit replay on the hobbit internet comment 
cuz its easier than preaching the vomit

spit shit like i was huffing jenkem
commander outrank em jay said to watch the kingdom
already #antisecced and linked them
so i gotta load up LFN and out think them
the big drum beats crash like mt gox
and the government seize and freeze
people get their assets locked
with a no knock warrant to your mining spot
gangnet bitches represent the fuck you got

ytcracker - welcome to the get along gang (free dl hacker shit)

tanner4105 has a big penis and uses it on you at will

mic damager whodi who still spamming ya
hemorrhage brain stems with memorable space jams
i don't give a damn bout how them antis be speaking
i got a campaign in the hopper and i'm blasting all weekend
i got that fri-day mentality
not rebecca black but ice to the third power 
and like a whiskey and sour
you can find me in the mix more often than not
cuz my beats knock i got that wub wub wobble
and i like the filthy filthy shit yes it's hard to swallow
that my following on twitter got combined IQ
of a hundred million billion cuz we're smarter than you

we got that nerd flu - we sick with the hustle
while we built on computers yes you might've built your muscle
but we built the internet and telephone networks
dg pull your doc like threads on a sweatshirt

dropping hertz on em
bitch i got gigs in the bag
dropping hertz on em
give em nerd life fly the flag
dropping hertz on em
listen to me newbie dont laugh
i do math motherfucker do the math motherfucker

x2

i dont want to ffucking asdo apaopadsstroapeuhes anymorea OHAHISHDSKJasam

most the people that decipher my lyrics we kin spirits
cuz we obviously share the same interests so go pimp this
in your whip or cage TEMPEST michael faraday narrative
cant resist these nerdy genes i inherited

"yea you best secure your password"
the last words that you heard before we rooted ya son
im under tutelage of one the Spam God - Praise
get up on the Internet and show me your ways

i havent slept in days bawls and vault bottles on the floor
littering the path to the office door (tell me more)
got a jailbreak on the sly from coders at dev-team
iOS show a pwnapple up on that load screen

im a living dream - im living proof that it works
to put the word hertz in a song and move it along
without the slightest bit of pain connotated at all
well maybe just a little bit i dont want to look too soft

there really aren't lyrics here but you might be reading
this thinking these are the lyrics but i am just saying hello
because i am very scientific i am organic matter
thank you very much holler sir

baby take it off - change your permissions a bit
get an array made of legs if i run a quick split()
youd be surprised at how that pick up line does at the bars
in silicon valley with them nerd rock stars

dropping hertz on em
bitch i got gigs in the bag
dropping hertz on em
give em nerd life fly the flag
dropping hertz on em
listen to me newbie dont laugh
i do math motherfucker do the math motherfucker

x3

ytcracker - droppin' hertz on 'em

beat by @dicepticon
lyrics are too long for description

https://genius.com/Ytcracker-git-init-lyrics

ytcracker - git init

music videos are here: http://www.introducingneals.com

available on bandcamp: https://ytcracker.bandcamp.com/album/introducing-neals

(im an internet pirate) starship pilot
trying to keep my actions private
wardial it product of the 1980s spectrum ultraviolet
deep purple smoke on the water till the bottom fall out
of all this hacking im doing till my rep is in ruin
tryin to make the best of a movement
steady pursuing a fluency to see what theyll do to me

im an internet virus
proficient with devices that require a stylus
i admit i got a bias towards any batch of silicon that be rockin a BIOS
dont DENY this firewall rules apply this
puter hepatitis all on disc sell a fix
call it ransomware get me a handsome heir
for the throne when my ass be gone

i got a phone (tether up)
riding on chrome (talking bout the browser pup)
im a force of nature rpg pen and the paper
code breaker data scraper
admin on a rampage the spampage
beckoning a series of clicks on my cam page
im showing my damn age 
everytime i reminisce about the "good ol days"

but them days aint over
cuz im still up on the block standing head and shoulders
in them inbox folders out foxin mulders with a method
that will leave the block smoldered
cuz im a dragon dictating my ethos
the beat goes on and i hack the gibson
root admission bitching bout the government mission
on attrition pimpin whos the master of this science fiction

(im an internet bandit) stoned as granite
trying to keep my landers landed
then spam it collect a bunch of clicks on a hypertext canvas
do my damndest to keep the advantage
brandishing a package of packets of dirty bandwidth
to jam with build a stack and feed em a sandwich
from a campus box that i rooted in the middle of kansas

my fans is loyal and im leading that charge like a red alert tesla coil
from us soil stateside solid state drive
encoded with the data that i need to survive
against a hive mind drones that would stand to deny mine
how they treat us hackers it would serve as a guide line
1984 they got a fix on the timeline
i grind mine in the name of computer crime i'm

vicious - still all about the business
holding grudges and forgoing forgiveness
cause i witness people on the scene with a sickness
snitching on their friends for a deal with a quickness
hammond hit a backdoor broke up into stratfor
on the orders of a government actor
but they dont factor any of that in his sentencing
"hes menacing; an anarchist subversive whos peddling

the wrong ideology"
get them hackers to follow me 'fore they bottle me
cause i gotta be an oddity set up in the music economy
theyre on to me cause im still a computer prodigy
no modesty when it comes to hacking the planet
spitting on a microphone or puffing organic
represent defendants like im jennifer granick
hacker mechanic sending science all across the atlantic
dont panic

ytcracker - introducing neals (w/ intro) (http://introducingneals.com)

beat by freshley crusher

ooo i got the ubertooth booming
signal through the air like ay what you doin
bitch im in your neighborhood wreck and ruin
every single device while they lease renewing
yuhhh i see your MAC address flex
bitch im on the wireshark seeing who next
promiscuous mode i aint talking bout sex
peep them ethernet frames god bless

sure i keep that de-auth on me
knocking you off base stations sorry
snagging all them handshakes guts to glory
want some inspiration read my story
yarrr im still a pirate matey
radio frequency so wavy
bitch im on a mission to steal your lady
cover spectrums like gravy baby 

3d printer with the filament
print a handcuff key dg keep it militant -
yea we killing it engineer the cluster
hacker outlaw in a black hat and duster
throwies in the belt loop - i got the swell loot
fire up the cell scoop imsi catcher 
hit so hard signal put you in a stretcher
wireless architecture lecture

i scan bands with prejudice
1 6 11 for that old school venomous -
modulating with the filter on the band pass
generator on and its using all my damn gas -
fast fourier transform
noise in the hopper bout to blast a storm
all my enemies they cower at my transmit power
until i turn it up at the top of the hour

ytcracker - wireshark(seauxleaux)

beat by @dicepticon

i love it when they call me big hapa
just another hawaiian styling around the ninth island
backstage access preach what i practice
other rappers cap or act like they tapped this
well of infinity growth but thats jokes
all these motherfuckers know theyre broke (it was tuesday)
im a renaissance nerd study fancy classics
on a bulletin board blaring ANSI graphics -

now its first class passes
sushi in dubai supercars super smashes
supersede a path with the super sweet slashes
how i fill a stash overseas where the cash is -
and we dont even keep count (it was tuesday)
dont even care what amount (it was tuesday)
reminded of adventures that my crews been on
when i listen to the music that we cruisin on

dripping from head to toe
all the colors of the rainbow to let them know
im on the spectrum
zed x flex i talks text em
everyone who wants next may god bless them
im living every day like your best one
all up on my tuesday shit we dont rest son
living every day like your best one
all up on my tuesday shit we dont rest son

im a hedonistic thrillionaire working remotely
working on some gangster shit but dont quote me -
im in a foreign land with my foreign mans
we keep it tight fifty-five like a four-in-hand -
exploiting double frees in the doubletree
cooking trouble with the homies got the recipe
rest in peace when we call the installer
logging all your assets i hit em with the crawler

curlin like merlin girl a fuckin wizard
yea im waving my antenna like a wand i deliver
straight through your suricata like my name was harry potter
and you aint doing nada about it (about it)
incident response go and watch connections
while i add another rollie to my watch collection
better watch the weapons that we manufacture
cliqued up with the baddest hackers on lovelace

dripping from head to toe
all the colors of the rainbow to let them know
im on the spectrum
zed x flex i talks text em
everyone who wants next may god bless them
im living every day like your best one
all up on my tuesday shit we dont rest son
living every day like your best one
all up on my tuesday shit we dont rest son

awaken to the smell of eggs and bacon
im laying with a couple baddies naked
the sunlight peek through the open curtains
reflect off the ocean surf it look perfect
slide off the edge of the bed and start stretching
slide on a pair of them pants that i left in
the mess on the floor from the night before
run my fingers through my hair slide open the door

girl number threes already in the kitchen
wearing my tshirt with custom stitching
she blows me a kiss and i head to the head
scroll through my phone leaving broads on read
all these broads on deck i just cant believe
that a man like me live his fantasy
i never planned to be in the position im in
but im playing my position and im playing to win (what up druid)

dripping from head to toe
all the colors of the rainbow to let them know
im on the spectrum
zed x flex i talks text em
everyone who wants next may god bless them
im living every day like your best one
all up on my tuesday shit we dont rest son
living every day like your best one
all up on my tuesday shit we dont rest son

ytcracker - tuesday

lol algorithms

i'm a bit of a curator connoisseur
of the decadent depraved with a dash of andy tate
trying to tell me to get laid and i need a billion buildings
otherwise i'll be a failure and i'll be up in my feelings
i got callouses up on my thumb from all my scrolling
and my wrist is getting tired from this phone i keep on holding
(fuck it) baby keep it rolling mama didn't raise no quitter
i can feed my algorithm while i bang the babysitter

i got gangstalkers filling up my home page -
i got hackers on here talking about 0days
i got a lady smoking methamphetamine out of her pipe
got a deepfake of the president created by the right -
and i've been getting ads for these shirts to hide my tummy
but i look down at my belly and i don't see nothing funny -
ima keep it swiping i'm addicted i'm a fiend
it's my ADHD medicine presented on a screen

i built this shit brick by brick -
give the algorithm one more click
only one more reel til i get my fix
then it's on to the next platform on my list

another goth baddie on my explore tab
dressed in lingerie trying to get me to her page
bitch i'm trying to get laid i don't need all of these steps
and i know your boyfriend reading all your DMs and your texts
pages and pages i'm scrolling through these asians
falling down the elevator shaft into the basement
hey i like your car what do you do for a living?
i do a bunch of different things to keep this vehicle, pimpin

they tell me to buy real estate they tell me to rent it -
they tell me every woman is a slut and defend it
they tell me stay independent because a major is danger
and they'll be blowing up your spot like it's a hezbollah pager
i feel like everything i'm getting fed is garbage to kill me
at least it keep me entertained because it's garbage ya feel me
fuck it, touch the app again and resume the process
oh look it's a new yorker and he's selling some watches! uh

ytcracker - brick by brick

yea - im spinning in my chair
working on a document for people who werent there
sev2 escalation it keep filling up my inbox
cause the ELB keep slicing out these ultra thin blocks
'nother risk averted got me feeling like a hero 
while i interrupt the kernel switch that NX bit to zero
check the b roll i been beating up this system pimpin -
my autism winning you wont ever catch me slipping

i been training in the mountains man my breath control is bout it
i been waiting for these concepts in my head to get more crowded
just so i can go from brain to banger park a plane up in the hangar
pull out in that slab and get to rolling on them swangers (yuh)
fix it felix bitch i break it then i peel it
then i patch it all my homies man they keep it just as ratchet
we will c walk on a CPU - have our cake and eat it too
spinning in your herman millers wonder why we beating you

how the hell does this hacker stay admin
on all of these computers that his malware's ran in?
yea - i'm trying to live forever
try to let these normies know nobody do it better
call him the corsair captain
keyboard in his hands leave you wondering what happened
yea - i'm trying to live forever
try to let these normies know nobody do it better

when the sun goes down is when i'm doing all that dirty dirty
hacking on a gibson while i'm chilling with a pretty girly
when the leds are blinking bring that system to the brink and
push it harder thats the hacker motto
try to automate the tasks that you repeating to keep eating on this circuit
need to understand assembly but don't need to beat it perfect -
tips and tricks that leave my lips i double down on
and i don't borrow trouble wanna be the one you count on

rest in peace to kms and killabit and hatter
yea we might of had our differences but none of that'll matter
cause i'll see you up in hacker heaven Spam God got His Holy Reverend
anti didi all my DGs live eternal playing wordle
i will honor all my fallen soldiers be the model
with all the crypto in a wallet that the homie HODL
finish a document then put it out to publish
so all of my detractors get to feel me when i dump this asking

ytcracker - corsair captain

i've been known to vibe
with members of my tribe
present them with my slides
i keep on my hard drive
around the world we fly
ian aero the seats guy
hit the maximum retries
on the burp when the beat dies

i'm coming for the glooooobe and everything in it -
commander with a squad full of starship lieutenants
we keep that /flipper flipper/ - loaded and locked
so we can change the television at the bar on the jocks

i'm never stepping down in voltage so consider me shocked
and i'm still weaving through these wires and adjusting these pots
i'm hacking biiiiitch you know we ain't playing
sitting on your network bout to go super saiyan
all my recon and tools and my proxies and pools
all sit loaded up on shell accounts at various schools
and all these columns and rows of immaculate flows
hacker poetry prose hit it right on the nose

i'm blowing flower
deep in shinagawa
feeling like a (samurai) warrior (samurai)
uchigatanas
stuffed in my pajamas
for swinging at the bands like a (samurai)
we are (samurai)
the keyboard cowboys
if you see us coming better focus (focus)
i'm blowing flower
deep in shinagawa
feeling like a (samurai) warrior (samurai)

egg salad sandwich wrapper sitting in my vest top
carry round my garbage like its sitting on my desktop
exit the train at the next stop hit the markets
sifting through components i can use against my targets
signal generators with cicada and lena
stunt a satchel full of silicon the hardwares in beta
i'm constructing these pylons from lithium ions
serving up the current that we live and we die on

tokyo boot girls cute in kabukicho
im on the 44th floor bumpin music yo
a couple broads for a couples massage
that i ordered using bitcoin and still followed the laws
i'm living cyberpunk as fuck and huffing the snow crash
run these streets so much i keep on suffering road rash
dim the brightness domino is sleeping next to me
generating strings with high kolmogorov complexity


ytcracker - samurai

beat prod by dizzee

just a pilot in his cockpit seated (seated)
black leather on his ass keep a hustler heated (heated)
wheels engaging the pavement
rubber escorts like im seeking arrangement (rangement)
push the gas - escalate the gauges
escalate hits on our camgirls pages
blaze it and hit em with a script full of sexy phrases (phrases)

slow down and turn the corner
we been cornering the game since the five and quarter
represent that nerd world order
replacing all the brick and mortar (mortar)
sending mails off an auto forwarder
from a girl in florida with a case of boredom
and you cant ignore em cuz the filters weak
into the inbox they all creep while you sleep (sleep)

flying by street lamps
straight LAMP install complete by the freelance
holding down the game like c clamps
blowing out the smoke from these green plants
switch lanes breaking all these busters brains
trying to keep us out of their customers names
emails and passwords so disastrous
when my clique get a hold of those easy hashes

just cruising (cruising)
and my crew put our dues in while yall snoozing
just cruising (cruising)
hard drive live with a fresh solution
just cruising (cruising)
and my crew put our dues in while yall snoozing
just cruising (cruising)
driving that digital distribution

down shift transmission
hold the shift key down get capital printing
bills like clinton using message composition defeating certificate pinning
im winning - hella threads on my progs and linen
got a dictionary file for my domain spinning
im hacking the world for profit (profit)
aint a thing you can do to stop it (stop it)

flick my blinker
in the blink of an eye my pointer finger
clicking start on my auto linker spraying up the internet like a sprinkler
no droughts the rayns included
and im sending off a dedicated that i rooted
some say the games diluted
but were so far ahead of the game we race through it

enable the brights
yea the future ahead look mighty nice
no obstacles no red lights
hit reverse on the apps on my device
getting rebills from a chat prog
ask how we do it i could show you a chat log
processing the back log
cruising on the net just hit the gas dog

ytcracker - just cruising

i want to get phlow on this but he's bullshitting
another beat out of dizzees labs

crack this open
its a cold can of that old green from an old man still coding
on the pro team since fourteen
in this binary crime area
where i still hustle
crack these knuckles
crack your softwares while these blocks wear you down
and this malware that i found here gets round
and these hashes be bcrypt on that four-pass but i beat this before
eight cores

clustered vps that i mustered up with that bitcoin
glue splashpage with the split join form with the shit goin on in the background
what you know about that now?
stay crack with the traffic
keep the cracks in the truecrypt basket
cracks in the system greater than asterisk
im crack fantastic
when i dump three tracks to the plastic
visa mastercard amex
im the keymaster like rick moranis
watercooled
phish school atlantis
bypass lockscreens juke with the cameras
still spammers doing our damage

crack addicted
im a crack fiend for this hack scene and i map schemes while im blasting
these strings im dcasting
i crack heads i crack eggs these crackheads with they backpage
a black mage with this dark art
i press start then i breathe hard
while i push out these e cards to billions of retards
till i recharge my resource ill fill up these dstores
and leave em no recourse

squad heavy
uber black in the back of a big black chevy
then my squad in your face in the place like we playin five nights at freddys
primed and ready keep my mouse hand steady
spam lander crack top ten alexa make that money
shining on em dining on em crab shells crack shells styling on em
bootstrap cascade and angular we bang on ya
then keep it moving cause we cant be losing clicks
push a fix for the gateway timeout on that nginx crack

ytcracker - crack cocaine

beat produced by @nbbeats nxxxxxs

pretty accurate explanation of lyrics: http://genius.com/Ytcracker-packets-lyrics

we got D D O Ses
amped up and reflected
just send us a message
we keep it inexpensive
komodo we code in
them lizards they go in
ask pein ask chippy
the bitstream still flowin

these stacks that we smashing
ROP gadgets to your address
the packets stay blasting
regardless of your patches
these keystrokes go east coast
then worldwide we online
find us and then sign us
we got the world behind us

if bot stats are honest
then doomsday is upon us
and this ddos adonis
still making good on his promise
your site nulled your firewall
is trash
(is trash)
your network is dead
take a look at all of these graphs

on vox and no stopping
that traceroute stop hoppin
software that we backdoored
root shells that we hacked for
toolbars and setups
our payload stay FUD
we reflect your defects
and cause them all to flood

prolexic cloudflare
we dont care
anytime anywhere
plug you in our datasphere
you outta here
no sony no xbox
your homies got less bots
then we do - we feed you
these packets that we bleed through

your .EDUs your .COMs
few terabytes of that strong
through copper through fiber
through air gaps like macgyver
these packets relentless
they gum it up like the dentist
no access molasses
when these bots in practice

you tied up when we fire it up
so respect (so respect) 
you tied up when we fire it up
so respect (so respect)
this upstream is so brutal
the CnC stay poodled
we got packets on packets on packets on packets

ytcracker - packets

@dicepticon and i are back

witness                                                                                         
all these big websites on a DGs hitlist
upstream fitness
connection keep the pingtime healthy quickness
is it a wonder that the hackers of the world
making front page news across the globe with all our exploits?
and they try to lock us up by the truckload fuck no
bringing all that truth to the front though

casuals in the crosshairs
aint a safe place on my internet they can call theirs
got a nerd in every datacenter bumping my tunes
on the speakers behind NOC floors locked doors
CTO in his tesla press the
repeat button cause he need a banger to swang to
lead dev in the shed with a can of code red
trying to write his last line to the same tune

come and find me
still a soldier in this internet game stay grimy
keep the army behind me 
blind SQLi to my drive where the line be
hackers on the net #define me
antis on a quest to kill -9 me
whitehat warriors choreograph their blasts
to match my blackhat psyche

hacker music
man i code these flows so crews can abuse it
hacker music
playlist for that late night make the news shit

them guccifers and them snowdens
streamed UTF-8 encoding
all the state sponsored hacking with the backing of an agency
man we playing in the major leagues
candidates in elections risk that infection
from anyone who got the source code of that next gen
hypervisor inception
cloud burst servers with that burst protection

may flex arrest if they catch you home
clocking them clicks like a metronome
you best bless your phone when that stingray on
cause there aint no telling when that thing stay on
my squad stay turnt sweep the SDR
with a replay attack to straight grease your car
we do it all
hardware software espace meatspace
weaponize the work in our briefcase

witness
database longer than a camgirls wishlist
bout that business
bitcoin in the trezor keep crypto christmas
is it a wonder that the hackers of the world
still banging my music when they penetrate the gibson?
even haters recognize a christian slater
when im spitting this digital pimping

ytcracker - hacker music

fact - the feds be making cases off of loose lipping 
not computer chipping agencies just catching people slipping
game is to be sold not to be told this internet is pimping
you would think it was a given but these hackers tripping (tripping)
youngins ima school ya all these things they say to fool ya
theyre your friends theyre here to help ya here to melt ya alka seltzer 
once them agents get you talking promise charges that they dropping
if you promise to co op them the attorneys start flip flopping -
guarantee your placement lock your ass up in the basement
put your friends up in interrogation make em read your statement
then they fabricate discrepancies embellish on your story
now your boys are filling in the blanks accusing you of glory
so

(hey hey what do you say)
you dont say a thing plead the fifth all day
(who who what you gon do)
you will use that phone call to hit your crew
(hee hee what do you see)
if you dont see a warrant then get set free
(ho ho what do you know)
i dont know a thing officer let me go

fact - if you dont give em anything to go on
and your crew dont say a word about the capers you been pulling
they cant prove that you were sitting in the chair when all that hacking happened 
claim entrapment claim a misconfigured server cabinet
wireless stay open for the guests - and encryptions broken
all the people in my squad keep the faith like kenneth copeland
vpn to bounce you when your client go announce you
build them layers of abstraction when youre turning up the action
proxies are like condoms use em once then switch up on em
if you keep position quantum they cant trace you to the bottom
stack that tor and stack that telegram - ladders of alprazolam
cool under that pressure when them agents come to get ya
steady hand steady plan - keep the work off instagram
keep a kill switch on your LAN in case you run into a jam
rules are simple follow them retain a lawyer call on him
and silence still the golden rule bitch - dont be foolish

Heyhey

ytcracker - plead the fifth

beat by @rajzilla

goodness gracious (gracious gracious gracious)
got power over ethernet devices in a bunch of strange places
using off the shelf hardware bought at defcon in las vegas
spit these gold pressed bars im the digital grand nagus (nagus nagus nagus nagus) -
yes we the greatest (greatest greatest greatest greatest)
infiltrate your base with a case with the latest
tasty little toys i deploy on the premises
just your friendly nemesis poison packets venomous

redis dump like enemas puffing on some cannabis
binary 10 of us so try to be a friend of us
hacker mercenary with a very fierce squad
my roster going deep in the states and abroad
hacker spammer god with that pcap dump raw
ducking johnny q law with a signal blue call
til i fall on these nets gonna keep the fiber lit
all these haters in the game go and run a slash quit (slash quit)

we toolin'
we toolin' up

golly gee (gee gee gee gee)
played it close to the chest like a hug from jay street
speculated execution made intrusion kinda neat
bit unpractical but tactical when used with hyper v
unprotected jenkins (jenkins jenkins jenkins jenkins)
fifteen grand in a bounty if your boy aint mistaken
subdomains for the taking s3 bucket viewrule breaking
dns bruteforcing baby make that bailiwick awaken

infosec apprentice (prentice prentice prentice)
developing a system like the one and only DENNIS
when youre following the gospel give your soul a quick replenish
garbage collection is endless in this mempool left defenseless
USERAUTH_SUCCESS instead of USERAUTH_REQUEST
and i moonwalk in your server with a rootshell more or less
bitch we taking over (over over over over)
like mitnick jacked a chipset from the homie mikey grover

thugcrowd zlz pink panther zuphzuph me mumbling some shit

ytcracker - toolin up (twitch mix) (beat by rajzilla)

rapped this over a slightly rearranged @8bitwizardmusic piece, found here: https://soundcloud.com/8bitwizardmusic/old-town-road-8-bit-version

i dunno song took me like three hours to write and record (and it shows)
should be good for a laugh
lyrics follow

yeaaa im gonna load my bots with accounts i stole
i gotta spam so these cams get sold
im gonna take linked text gonna make it bold
i gotta spam til the list run cold

i got a server that i hacked
serving pages full of crap
disabled Do Not Track
hyperlinks up in the chat
coding like its morse, ha
viewing all my source
vpn from cali
got me closing up my ports, now

everybody's cookie stuffing
and credentials dumping
everybody's cookie stuffing
and credentials dumping

yes i am a hacker
watch my hat get blacker
malware in the sandbox
cant detect my packer
helping out the newbies
mailer made in ruby
addressing like bleu cheese
tinder do not sue me please

everybody's cookie stuffing
and credentials dumping
everybody's cookie stuffing
and credentials dumping

hands down spam crown guess you better block hard
treat it like its minecraft whipping in a box car
spammer living lavish gotta thing for bending big laws
riding on the fringes and i puzzle them like jigsaws
MMS from the c2 slack
where i can send my commands and my preview stack 
think i can bang this FLAC til the list turn cold
i'm gonna spam 'til these camgirls old

Desktop

ytcracker - list run cold (8bit old town road flip)

freshley crusher on the beat

[ytcracker]
i play the simulation raw wrote the manual myself
put my skill points into rapping and computers mental health
took a debuff cause a player cant have it all
but i been hacking on the game since i could crawl
i keep that jnco armor from the nineties
same phone number on my celly you can find me
not where you left me i try to keep in motion
cause a planetary body make the waves in the ocean

i bear the standard for computer hackers in debuggers
im the patron saint for you motherfuckers
my DNA encoded cross platform 
im an interdimensional leader of a hack forum
i got the greybeard stats 
closet full of white fitted hats for that ass
got a hole in my heart from a girl that i let into my kernel
so im making tons of music keep my legacy eternal

i keep it real for the real ones - 
hustle for a meal ones trying to make a deal ones
blowing science til you gotta go and kneel ones
beat it on appeal ones sudo from the wheel ones

[freeced]
I keep it real, though I've got my hesitations
I'll be telling everybody it's just like the simulations
I got concentration even if it gets a little severed, the
Ability to focus is what's putting me in jeopardy
Cuz I've always been aware the things that I think
Are becoming radical commodities, we're nearing the brink
Of a breakthrough, if we only had the knowledge and cared
We'd be breaking barriers our predecessors never dared to
And that's the reason that I play with the best
For anything less, I'm honored but I stated a quest
And though I'm rolling in delusions, I got hope in my chest
And if I'm crestfallen, always keep it close to my vest
Cuz I do it for the real ones, in all spaces
Even if they ain't got real names or faces
I'll never be complacent with a scam or a fake
I'm building memories, and I ain't got the RAM it'll take

[yung innanet]
yes i keep it real for the real ones
virtual servers provisioned for hackers with low funds
keepin terabytes of dirty code - verifying these checksums
if you want the beef - then homie come and get some

yes i keep it real - yes i really pack the steel
you can ask anybody regardless of how they feel
i be runnin these innanet services that stay concealed
my crew hungry for them meals - speakers bangin on that neals

all black like a funeral - tryn'ta increase these numerals
avoid these computer hos - innanet be the one they chose
hit em with them fragmented packets now they movin slow
fake ones aren't kin to me - no that man is not my bro

yung snat don't wanna talk - cause you fake
nothing but jacketed hollow points for the snakes
i be movin slow and steady -  i don't wanna win the race
but i promise innanet neva stuck in last place

ytcracker f. freeced, yung innanet - real ones

@dicepticon beat

im chilling in the lair feeling okay
sitting on a folder full of 0day
looking through these files and i hope they
never patch em up leave it broke hey
all these scanners in the road way
checking for them errors in the code base
clock is ticking and i wont wait
time to live got a hacker feeling slow paced

X11 window manager yes i do some damage yuh
checking on my privilege like a cis white male in canada
then i escalate it my compiler keep it native
every tick up in your system timing attack underrated
bury data in the octets in the segments in your packets
all my DGs keep it gangster all my pinks they keep it ratchet
all my screens they keep refreshing hundred forty four a second
thats the time to live for pixels so its best we stay connected

got no time to spare i mark my meetings for deletion
so much CRUD up in my matrix that im working through the weekend
no i got no time for sleeping got a deadline got to keep it -
and i really like my password so i keep that bitch a secret
you know
im captivated by the captures on my wireshark -
keep the hat green like my cousin vinny's skylark
F to pay respects double F if you the best
double F i stay immortal in my time to live requests

ytcracker - ttl

yung @queed-inc and i take you through common control strategies
seti and proteins were the original bitcoin

[yung innanet]
i identify with the people on the streets
cause i was homeless fa years, not months, not weeks
i remember endless days of valleys with no peaks
i tried to flip that weed but you know that shit reek

robbin kroger establishments because my crew gotta eat
winter sleepin in a tent - was burnin propane for the heat
gotta stay alive - wifi was not the priority
was trimmin weed by the pound - dodgin the authorities

and i've come so far - hard to remember anything else
but i know that i've been puttin memories on the shelf
everyday i process more things that affect my mental health
and you know the man that i used to be is nothing but a shell

now i try to pop shells every single fuckin day
whether it be with computah or be with the AK
i'm struggling to understand but i guess i'm trynta say
that i'm so grateful every single mothafuckin day

so yeah i might be cocky
cause i been through it all so i know you ain't gon stop me
they can't even copy - can't match my mothafuckin wavelength
signature unique - yung playa climbin up the ranks

let em stank if they thank they can get one up on me
mario power up - eat mushrooms and LSD
hammer bro cause you know i got the hammer on me
save the kingdom but i ain't doin it for no princess peach

imma do it for myself
i drink a mana potion then i drain a hater health
comma seperated values - microsoft excel
then i order that work and secure the clientele

yeah
feelin so swell - opposition makin messes when i mop em
i don't even needa export em i'm finna fuckin drop em
drinkin 211 - bangin KRK rockits
makers mark with money made from TCP sockets

[ytcracker]
salutations
its your boy ytcracker coming straight out of the matrix
shellcode sneezing anti histamine season
we the sickest on the net for a reason
they say the stack grow down but the heap grow taller
thats the yin and yang of an internet baller
blessed to see the changes
seen the internet grow from a handful of pages

now my clique tap keys for the currencies
put you at ease DGs ignite trees 
roll my granola into backwoods leaves
yeaaaa blowing on that cali got this hacker taking knees
my pointer finger squeeze on that button on the eastside
of my human interface device check the b-side
and the context menu populating
with a plethora of options that are mine for the taking

i see you struggle fam
and the struggle build your character it made me who i am
as much as i regret the mistakes that i mightve made -
ive always been the homie who will lay on that grenade
i aint ever told em anything my audio disabled
DROP ALL of my packets going out in iptables
you can study all my lyrics and unlock all of my treasures
you can learn from my mistakes and try to build on my endeavors

silicon valley sober
i only fuck with psychedelics and the doja
inject venom like a cobra shift the register over
popping that stack like a soda
the world your oyster bitch you got a shell
and its up to you to escalate i wish you well
im proud you came a long way and im proud that youve grown
and im glad you keep that fully loaded instance of chrome

yung innanet and ytcracker - MSCOMCTL.OCX

[yung innanet]
bitch i got no life in me
scannin net bloccs while i'm sippin laced tea
i'm surfin round the world wide web - lonely
cause all these mothafuckas wanna clone me

bitches wanna own me - you phony - cook shells like macaroni
suicidal thoughts stuck in my head - i'm dying slowly
can't be with no bitch that wanna execute remotely
Spam God bless the draco - these rounds holy

yes i am a soldier - my heart growin colder lately
abusin many netbloccs - make these datacenters hate me
yes i see the feds creepin - think they wanna date me
i'm oilin up my choppa - cuttin off the fuckin safety

punk fuckin haters think my netblocc gon nullroute
these seven six two rounds upload you to the god damn cloud
punk fuckin haters think my netblocc gon nullroute
these seven six two rounds upload you to the god damn cloud

[hook]
netblocc
i'm on the blocc
playin wit my life and you get shot
and these scans never stop
these shells pop
fuck the cops
fuck the cops
fuck the cops

netblocc
i'm on the blocc
opps turn cold and then they start to rot
SQL tables gettin dropped
slidin down these NOPs
fuck the cops
fuck the cops
fuck the cops
payload!

[ytcracker]
im a - fuckin - packet desequencer
802.11 frames blasting out your speaker yuh -
farm to table with the bytes that i be crafting
fuzzing protocols i juke your wake on LAN if it be napping
tapping mana cast a pointer to a struct
what the fuck
im a wizard in the ways of the computer 
sorry bout your luck -
warn your nana bout them scammers in mumbai
they gon try
to put a copy of team viewer on her drive

im alive bitch i thrive on the binary blessing
push my glasses up my nose keep these motherfuckers guessing
cause im messing with these kubernetes clusters -
container hustlers spray your CDN with cache busters
im in your netblocc - now what you gon do -
i get these applications running on the homebrew
and you dont want to see me when im angry
ill hack all of your systems pimpin i dont give a damn b

sip a soda can b tapping on your LAN b
hope you have a plan b im yoda like a camry -
master jedi with the dead eye for debugging
when im swerving through this malware try to keep the PC flooding
got these packets in the oven get your plate 
my style is so extraordinary call it layer 8 
treading on these snakes when i give apples a taste
of this rootkit EVEn keep that intel atom(adam) netbook at my place

tucked in my waist band - you see this case fan?
this shit will blow you away hit the brakes man
these data lakes man filled up to the brim
and im exfiltrating all of it they call this shit a skim
praise Him - in His name i pray
for a zero day bug that will worm in every way
with my music watch me do it in the playlists of the chosen -
me and rabbi rosen go and steal your login token
for real

[yung innanet]
its the nerdy dirty hoodrat underdog - clearin logs
everybody that i fucc with disregard the law
i won't waste time taking steps before the pistol draw
casin traps lookin for flaws - ice cold wallets never thaw

bitch my game is so raw - linux wine and a DAW
baby please take off that thong - keep-alive all night long
808s: king kong - private keys: army strong
rappers make me fuckin yawn - knockin down these fuckin pawns

drugs got me hackin with the lockjaw
pop a box and i treat it like a stolen car
half life 2 - beat a snitch witta crowbar
counter strike source: lead rounds go stupid far

tax these stains like WinRAR - all these lamers subpar
my squad we go dumb hard - bad acting, no flash cards
payload in a postcard - transmit over wireguard
packets leave you drowning better call a fuckin lifeguard

yung innanet and ytcracker - netblocc

beat by freshley crusher

its officially on the DEF-CON 21 compilation cd from gravitas recordings
1ytcdgNzF3ygR8faAcFhu3SjoexhmwdAJ you know what to do

you know rappers like to rock chains
i rock blockchains knock em out the box off mount gox mang
keyring full of wallet data
i gotta pray that my asic incinerators
blow the mine like a creeper one time
and my circuits divine a fine way to keep the power bill in check
my equipment is starting to sweat (from the heat)
cryptoanarchy becoming a threat (so elite)

you know rappers like to rock pools
i got pools you cant swim in but im collecting the spice like a fremen
so you fools get stepping and get to choosing your weapon
because the deafening roar of indefinite war is epic
i found a new way to debit the people
i generate an address then i generate its sequel
i get medieval when im taking payments
cuz i dont want the nsa all stuck up in my anus

im a bitcoin baron im scaring the status quo
got that crypto dough in that dat file to blow
and the algorithm gon get em until prism
send us all to prison - and thats a nerdy living

you know rappers like to sell drugs
but you do it on the streets and you deader than google buzz or google plus
theres a road made of silk if you must
get your hustle out a chemical rush avoiding a brush with the law
cant stop em all cuz they got it anonymous
the ones that play it stupid they get thrown in a bottomless pit
dont even know how to cut up them layers
of the onion so let the players play pumpkin

hash function pumpin and dumping
manipulate the market flood it from the dark net
flood it from the deep web keep it a secret
every exchange got them nerdy brains trading on the frequent
wonder where the league went - they left the cement
looking for the promise land online beam it
up scotty this the future decentralized swag
keep the work in your laptop bag

im a bitcoin baron im scaring the status quo
got that crypto dough in that dat file to blow
and the algorithm gon get em until prism
send us all to prison - and thats a nerdy living

you know rappers cant pay bills
face the tax implications of evasion when they stack mils
got a homie phil deuce one taught me the solution
dumping all his knowledge from the booth son
anyone can learn it if you put in the work and research
on how to launder just a fraction of your worth in the dirt
like gza said keep your bonds on diverse
cuz there aint no telling when that bubble going to burst

you know rappers say they bout the future
but you aint marty mcfly until you bought kombucha
from a supermarket with them bitcoins do ya 
get your charlie sheen greens off computer screens from the phillipines
kratom leaves knockoff louis vs try to freeze my assets
long gone is the cash in the mattress (mattress)
now its all tied up in hashes
wrapped up in encrypted batches (batches)

ytcracker - bitcoin baron (free dl)

i want to be a robot when i grow up.

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