Justin Buckner as Angry Sim
WoodenHornets as Energetic Sim
Nathan Provost as Lazy Sim
Froggy as Artistic Sim

Matthew as Villager 1
CeKeFe as Villager 2
Mr. MapleSyrup as Villager 3
Vincent as Villager 4

LYRICS:
EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES
THE SIMS
VS
ANIMAL CROSSING
BEGIN

The Sims:
Angry Sim:
What are these? hugging trees, trying to rustle our leaves
Energetic Sim:
Shh! 
Angry Sim:
No need to speak! We’ll use Simlish to *simlish word* you upstream!

Energetic Sim:
Let me query these queers, arrange your face towards how we feel to ya!
Corrupt you like your towns with an ordinance for zoophilia!

Lazy Sim:
I would do this later, procrastinating to beat ‘em
But I could be a better mayor just sleeping in your museum

Artistic Sim:
We can onomatopoeia’em,
Energetic Sim: 
Switz Zorg! Ooh! Dabee!
Artistic Sim:
Make their red noses bleed! 
All:
Turning over a New Leaf!

Animal Crossing:
Villager 1:
Welcome to our Wild World, Sims, here we gooooo!
Don't need to pocket your pool ladder to drown you with our flow

Villager 2:
Town tuning out your shitty simulated committees
If you can’t dig it, we got treaties that’ll keep you in your city

Villager 3:
We’ve got similar roots, but we can rip raw weeds!
Watch us trip you up with disses like a pitfall seed!

Villager 4:
Smashing Simcity spinoffs till they’re blue and noir 
Now I suggest you take a seat, before we move it to the door




The Sims:
Angry Sim:
Our mods are iconic
Lazy Sim
Ironic, Your failure’s hand-held
Artistic Sim:
Lookin through nooks and crannies just tryna’ ring a bell

Energetic Sim:
Let’s take it to the streets, we’ll see who’s talking
All:
you’re more less of a threat than an actual animal crossing

Animal Crossing:

Villager 1:
Agh! We’re axe assassins, knap-sacking the win!

Villager 2:
If you wanna be like us then I’ll make you MySim!

Villager 3:
It’s PC verse 3D, you’re stuck in ‘04!

Villager 4:
and Sims 4, was a bore, 
All:
even slower than Spore…..

WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
Y-Y-YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RA-*splashes in pool* *drowns* BATTLE PARODIES!!!

Written by Matteo, SuperThingsOnCups, Mr.MapleSyrup, Fel, Zander, Froggy, MetalFire

Beat by: Kustom

The Sims vs Animal Crossing

Nelson Muntz Haha Sound Effect

WoodenHornets as Randy Marsh
Stofferex as Homer Simpson
Matthew Thomas as Peter Griffin
Justin Buckner as Hank Hill
MCGamingFTW as Fred Flintstone

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS
RANDY MARSH
VERSUS
HOMER SIMPSON
BEGIN

Randy Marsh:
You think you’re all popular you jaundiced spastic?
All you’re really known for is being a sarcastic bastard
Your show is awful, I’m sorry I thought this was America! (GAALL)
Your below average intelligence is the only thing hysterical
You playdoh fatso, you shoulda stayed at home!
20 fucking seasons and still your show blows!
Long live this fat pig, I think everyones had enough
Oh and by the way, Marge enjoyed sucking my doughnuts!

Homer Simpson:
You should know It takes big balls to come and step to me,
You tried your best and disappointedly failed miserably
Stop blockbusting off to some B class porn
Probably starring a knock off version of Lorde (OOH)
I’ll be making history and be remembered in fables
Meanwhile you’re taking tips from “Am I disabled?”
Hold on I’m busy kicking your ass, you’ll have to speak up!
You’re a horrific father, now I’m off to grab a duff

Peter Griffin:
Let the real king of cartoons come and show you how to make a diss
Your rhymes are more crappy than how South Park animation-is
Take a tip- I’m obviously the best cartoon dad,
and you all of you should run away faster than a cutaway gag! (hehehe)
Making fat stacks… power planting fat raps!
Baldy, I bet you have more hair on your shrivelled yellow sack
Ehhhh, I’ve been more impressed by Meg than you two
Even Hank Hill can agree that I’m the top toon!

Hank Hill:
God dang it Peter, you just had to go and mess with me
I’m Hank Hill, sell propane and propane accessories
Now you listen to me mister, no damn way am I scared
Cause like how I grill my stakes, I spit disses medium rare
You’re a LOSER Randy! All you do is sit and whine
Prime time rhymes that’ll hit y’all bellow the belt line
Serving an ass beating, better not ask for a refill
None of you could top this King of the Hill! (yupp)

Fred Flintstone:
Spit raw rhymes from the prehistoric times
The original Family Guy’s here to Bedrock the mic!
Not unlike Hanks show, Homer’s intellect is limited
I might be a caveman but it’s you lot who are primitive
I can rock n’ roll- I’m an ace at bowling
One joke and Bamm Bamm, I get the laughs rolling
Randy your rhymes were weak like Homer’s dad my friend
Get lost and Yabba-Dabba-Don’t cross me again!

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!

Written by: Fel & others

Randy Marsh vs Homer Simpson. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons 46.

Blurred Lines Parody

This library is dedicated to the chilling vocal sounds of the zombie, and includes 102 bespokely designed zombie vocal assets, including breaths, idle grunts and groans, attacks, pains, death, war cries and more.

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Lillie: Dearhoneylemon
N Harmonia: VinnyO

Lillie:
Alola to you N, do watch where you tread
Cause I’ve read that this fight will end black, white and red
Yeah I’ll beat you repeatedly, you’ll come to regret this
But I’m sure from your daddy you already get this
By the end of this battle, fans will moon at this son
I may not have a shine for battling, but I’ll take this one, son!        	
I’ll bring this boy to his end, and it won’t be Harmonious
I’m sure from fun times with your dad, I can see where you got the name ‘Gropius’
You’re a joke to team plasma, can’t please either foundation
I don’t like Pokemon fighting, but that doesn’t call for a full separation
And let me tell you truth of your ideals, N they’re flawed
Because in order to have your way you battle trainers, that’s odd
The Lillie of the valley is fresh on the mic, my rhymes are toxic
I’ll end this green haired reject and his whole plasma posse
Run to your wife, Reshireem, bitch, can’t best this lass in battle
Cause your dreams will come crashing down harder than your castle

 N 
You can’t touch a Pokemon, yet you wish to challenge me
With that logic, I can’t take you seriously, Lillie
And I’m sure you’ve got your personal reasons, I digress
But the only thing you’re interested in is Kukui’s chest
Niheli-get out of my way, can’t Ultra best me in rhyme
You’re just a child, I beat a squatting detective in rap three times
And you mock me for my father issues, we don’t agree, it’s true
But how does it feel that your mom prefers a jellyfish to you?
People and Pokemon should split, especially from this hag
Yes, it’s best they live apart, but not confined inside bags
This green haired Unova prodigy’s ready, better Bewear
I’ll caracosta lotta’ damage with a burning fusion flare
I’m electric on the track, crank Fusion bolts like no other
I’ll leave you with your hands shaking like your whack skitzo brother
Lillie’s looking very silly like a rejected dolly
But no amount of UB cosplay’s going to satisfy your mommy
 
Lillie:
Keep mocking my appearance, it’s no use, I’m over it
You look like Red grew his hair and then threw up all over it
For such a young boy, you have a way with men of old ages
But I’m sure that’s from the freaky thyme you spend with seven sages
 
N:
For an eleven-year-old girl, you sure have a twisted mind
Is it from watching mommy’s tentacles as they played inside
I know you have a reading passion, so here, read my lips
When this battle’s over, you won’t live to see Pokemon Eclipse
 
Lillie:
You even suck in the anime, you’re bland black and soulless
You could’ve made it to Gen 7 but instead they chose Colress
You’re not special at all, N, give in, swallow your pride
I’ve got this battle in the bag, so go on get the fuck inside
 
N: 
I’ve got three badass themes, and I’ve been crowned a king
You read a lot of books, yet you don’t know a thing
I’ve gone beyond an ideal truth, that’s that this victory’s Lusa-mine
That bag is not the only thing your precious Nebby left behind

Lillie vs N

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