Vibes

I've been panic buying groceries I won't eat
Necessities that I don't need
Who knew there were so many
Medical experts on my feed
I coughed once or twice last week
I cross-checked with WebMD
I suspect that this could be 
More than just an allergy

I could be contagious
I should probably play it safe
It will take great patience
But I’ll do it just in case

Quarantine me
Lock the door and leave me alone
No one visit me at home
Everything has been postponed 
Quarantined!

I’ll finish every game I never beat
Every book I wanna read
Lean to cook rare recipes
From some country overseas
Check on my dead neopets
Lounge around in my best sweats
Isolate and disconnect
Wipe away and disinfect

I could be contagious
I should take one for the team
And state-sanctioned vacation
Sounds like a fourteen day dream

Quarantine me
Lock the door and leave me alone
No one visit me at home
Everything has been postponed 
I’m Quarantined!

Lay in bed for days on end
Leave all my friend’s texts on read
Hope to god they think I’m dead
Soap to god to stop the spread
I’ve been prepping my whole life
I thrive with this kind of strife
Wear a mask and stay inside
My two favorite things collide

I could be contagious
I should make the sacrifice
You call me courageous
But I call it paradise

Quarantine me
Lock the door and leave me alone
No one visit me at home
Everything has been postponed 
Quarantined!
Lock the door and leave me alone
No, don’t even call my phone
Everything has been postponed 
Quarantined!

Quarantined!

Pandemic

For r/Songaweek (March 26th - April 2nd 2020)

They said not to panic
But I'm way too pragmatic
I was already moving
When the broadcast turned to static
Hidden entrance behind 
The refrigerator
Flip of a switch and on comes the generator
The bunker is deep
At least fifty feet
Aliens, zombie hordes
No, it cannot be breached
Stocked with MREs
Vintage playboy copies
Got a lab where I can
Synthesize the antibodies

Not gonna say I
Told you so 
Oh, I warned you it would come to this
Not gonna say I
Told you so
Oh, you really should have been prepared 

Failing to prepare
Is just preparing to fail
I paid for everything in cash
And left no paper trail
Ear on the transceiver
While wearing my rebreather
I have a plan for all of this
Even the cabin fever
Acid rain and toxic air
I'm reading 'choose your own adventure' books
In my underground lair
Rubber boots and hazmat suits
I'll keep warm in nuclear winter
With freeze dried soups

Not gonna say I
Told you so 
Oh, I warned you it would come to this
Not gonna say I
Told you so
Oh, you really should have been prepared 

Toilet paper
Check
Iodine Tablets
Check
Safety matches
Check
First aid kit
Check
Five thousand four hundred and forty-three kilograms of rice
Check
Iconic 1976 Poster of Farrah Fawcett 
Check
CB radio
Check
Clean underwear
Better double-check

Not gonna say I
Told you so 
Oh, I warned you it would come to this
Not gonna say I
Told you so
Oh, you really should have been prepared 
Not gonna say I
Told you so 
Oh, I warned you it would come to this
Not gonna say I 
Told you so 
Cause there's no one left to say it to

50ft Deep

Some good old fashion rock n roll! let me know what you think in the comments

50ft Deep

Chex

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