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Because. I can't help myself, okay?
When I get sad I imagine Sherlock Holmes as a retired crabby old gentleman in Sussex cooing to his bees and yelling at his neighbors before airing all their dirty laundry and almost blowing up his cottage because EXPERIMENTS and Watson visiting him and being like "Dude, what?" and then they have tea and Sherlock hints that John must be lonely all by himself in a house that reminds him of his dead wife and isn't the practice taxing maybe he should relax in that armchair in his house FOREVER and then Watson shakes his head and puts on his hat and promises to visit again the next day.

(And eventually moves in with him. Though that didn't happen in the books. I don't care. THEY ARE CRABBY OLD GENTLEMEN CACKLING TOGETHER AS THEY HOBBLE AWAY FROM THE VILLAGE MARKET HAVING SOLVED SOME MYSTERY BEFORE SOME MORE INCOMPETENT POLICE OFFICERS AND GOING HOME FOR TEA AND HONEY AFTERWARDS. OKAY? OKAY.)

LYRICS:

Oh I know one day that we’ll have to pay the fees
For our crazy life of danger; it’s what science decrees
They’ll tell us to slow down and take our pills
But if there’s any two to tempt Fate, us two will
Why not retire with me, my friend, I can keep bees

All your friends will have wrinkles on their cheeks
And all my old enemies shaking loose as leaves
And we’ll run we’ll run as far as fast as we can but
We might not have the legs to catch the man
But retire with me my friend, the running won’t cease

CHORUS
Oh, oh oh
Let’s keep bees
In a little cottage
In the middle of the trees
But near enough to the city that we can
Still bring those criminals to their knees
Oh oh oh
Let’s keep bees

I can see it all quite clearly
You, in a wicker armchair
Watching the sea
While I go sprawling on my hands and knees
Trying hard as ever to never please
Oh retire with me my friend, I won’t make fun if you wheeze

CHORUS

Oh I know we’re already growing old
You, with your aching shoulder
Me, constantly cold
So forgive me for mentioning it a bit too soon
But I’d love to spend the rest of my days with you
Retire with me my friend, we’ll howl at the moon
Oh retire with me my friend, and retire soon

Let's Keep Bees

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Can't give you my actual name, as this is my pseudonym, but I am a novel writer, although still working on getting published, and a lover of most music. I don't upload much, mainly because I am not the best singer (though improving somewhat) and don't have the current materials for a podcast. Any works that I do not own will be reposted from the artist, unless I made a significant alteration -- such as a cover or remix.

If you want me to sing something, you could drop me a line, but I can't say that it will be good, and I don't have much practice or any samples. Maybe you want to hear it anyway?

I also have a pseudo-British accent caused by a really lucky speech impediment, so if you want to do an accent tag, I would be happy. I love ASMR and would be happy to at least try my hand. I also would love to make instructional videos on things I know, such as writing, microcosm management, roleplay, and narcolepsy.

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Let's Keep Bees

A Bromance In Bohemia