a boss theme for PizzaTony's little DeltaSwap jevil king, you NEED to check them both out NOW do i HAVE to FORCE YOU ?

JOKER KING (Kiwiquest) wip

* You tell Alphys that anonymous forum boards aren't actually anonymous.
* W-what?!

オタク・ランブル!

The Black Screen Of Death

ASRIEL: Woah dude, watch where you’re going!

ASRIEL: Wait a minute… no way.
ASRIEL: You’re human, right? I haven’t seen one of your kind in a LONG time!

COOLIO: (GASP! OUR COVER’S BEEN BLOWN!)

COOLIO: (…)
COOLIO (WHAT DID YOU SAY?)
COOLIO (…?)
COOLIO: (I CAN’T SAY THAT!!!!)

ASRIEL: Uh, everything good, dude?

COOLIO: AHEM! YES, AS YOU CAN SEE THIS INFACT, IS A HUMAN! A TERRIFYING BEAST, FEARED ACROSS MONSTERKIND. A TRUE-

(Farty picks his nose)

COOLIO: -CREATURE OF UNRELENTING HORROR AND GENIUS UNMATCHED  IN SOCIETY! 

COOLIO: YOU’D BE BEST TO AVOID ANY CONFRONTATION!

ASRIEL: Hmmm…
ASRIEL: Dangerous, Huh? Sounds radical.

(Asirel rips off his casual clothes, revealing a mask, karate gi and muscles ten times your size.)

COOLIO: EH????

ASRIEL: The name’s Asriel Dreemurr, Dude.
ASRIEL: I’ve been told by many that humans were PRETTY strong. I gotta say thanks for confirming that.
…
ASRIEL: Wanna spar?

COOLIO: NO!

ASRIEL: I don’t know, man. Your human seems pretty eager for a friendly fight.

ASRIEL: Are you pumped up, dude? 
ASRIEL: Because I’m not gonna go easy on you!
ASRIEL: COWABUNGA!!

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track by @tyrrhenia
thumbnail by Pilger, @mattlikefnf and @lexie_2008
dialogue by Booty Fox

10 - Cowabunga

* There's a sign here.
* Read it?
♥︎ Yes⠀⠀⠀⠀No
* "Spend your G on girls you'll never have!"
* - Signed, Catty & Bratty.

Like, Buy, and Stuff.

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UNDYNE: Wake up, you two.
UNDYNE: You slept through half the day already.

COOLIO: AH! GOOD MORNING!
COOLIO: OR, ER... DAY, I GUESS.
COOLIO: YOU DON'T SEEM VERY HAPPY ABOUT SOMETHING...
UNDYNE: ...I know. Follow me, it's important.
...

UNDYNE: ...
UNDYNE: Seven.
UNDYNE: We need seven human souls to get out of the underground.
UNDYNE: Six.
UNDYNE: That's how many we have right now.
UNDYNE: I think you can understand what I'm getting to here.

...

UNDYNE: ...Look.
UNDYNE: I don't want to do this either.
UNDYNE: You're a good kid, from what I've seen.
UNDYNE: But whether you like it or not...
UNDYNE: You being alive gets in the way of everyone's hopes and dreams.

...

UNDYNE: If you venture past here...
UNDYNE: The QUEEN would have to kill you herself, no matter how indirectly.
UNDYNE: I don't want to put her through that kind of pain.
UNDYNE: Not again.

...

UNDYNE: I hope that you can understand.
UNDYNE: ...En guarde.

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track by @tyrrhenia
thumbnail by Pilger and Dummy
dialogue by @rhombus_real

14 - Nautical Nightmare

The people whisper the legend still 
‘The one who imbibes in the Skeleton King's blood
will seize mastery over mortality itself.’

I refuse death, I decree.
I need this power, no matter the cost.
I need to live forever.

For Aeternitas.

-

music by @tyrrhenia

01. Succumb To Thy Needs

* N-No... This isn't... T-This can't be...
* Y-You... You're supposed to still be in the ruins, I...
* I...
* ... This is going to be difficult...

art by me
dialog by me
undertale by steve harvey
dusttale by Some Guy idk lol
my nuts by Hey. You over there. Buy me a beer

DUSTTALE - SEEPING PANIC

Thumbnail art by @LeonardoMelodies
- - -
[As you reach Heritage, the long forgotten ex-capital of the underground...]

[You start to see things.]

[A figure that was previously unclear now reveals itself.]

* (Suddenly, the memories are flooding back).

* ...A long time ago, a human fell into the capital.

* Injured by their fall, they called out for help.

* That was when I heard them for the first time.

* Having heard the human's call, I brought them back to the royal castle.

* Over time, the human and I became like siblings.

* The Queen and King even treated them as their own child.

* The underground was full of hope.

* The underground was full of dreams.

* ...Then... One day...

* The human became very ill.

* As they slowly decayed, they had only one request.

* They wanted to see the flowers from their village.

* They wanted to reach the surface again.

* That... was impossible.

* The surface can't be reached without immense power.

* The next day...

* ...

* The next day, the human died.

* ...But this was already expected.

* Their death was just part of a premeditated plan.

* A plan to break the barrier definitively, by getting seven human SOULs.

* They wanted me, the prince, to absorb their SOUL and cross the barrier.

* And so I, wracked with grief, put our plan into practice.

* We merged into a being with incredible power.

* With the SOUL in my body, we went through the barrier.

* I carried their corpse into the sunset.

* Back to the village they desired to see.

* Back to the village they desired to burn down.

* We reached the center of the village.

* I searched for the flowers they mentioned.

* And just as I had found them...

* Suddenly, screams rang out.

* The humans, having seen a beast carrying a dead child...

* They must've thought I killed them.

* The humans attacked the beast with everything they had.

* My body was struck with blow after blow.

* I couldn't hold it together anymore.

* I had the power to KILL them all.

* But... I didn't.

* I didn't fight back.

* All I wanted was for them to be safe.

* I took them back with me as I fled, betraying our plan in the process.

* As I grew weaker with every step...

* I smiled at them.

* Heavily wounded, we made our way back home.

* I entered the castle, and carried their corpse onto the golden flowers inside.

* Then, I collapsed inside my own house.

* ...All hope was lost.

* The kingdom then fell into despair.

* The royal family had lost its two children that rainy night.

* A tragedy that would paint the humans irredeemable to the underground.

* As the King carried the prince's SOUL, preserved in a glass container...

* The Queen, struck with desperation, screamed out to her people.

* She said that any human who dares fall down into the underground...

* Shall die.

* The monsters seek to fulfill this royal announcement.

* Even after the Queen isolated herself due to sheer shame.

* It's not long now.

* The monsters only need one SOUL more to be free.

* They'll finally save themselves, won't they?

* ...Hee hee. How silly.

* I know you can prove them wrong.

* You should be smiling too.

* We will all find a way to be free.

Retelling

Empire

Echoes Before They're Made

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