🎹 Where jazz meets justification — and every receipt feels right.

🎠 Step into the swingin’ side of Main Street finance, where Lightning Lanes are “investments,” gift cards are “free money,” and emotional spending gets a full brass section.
With stride piano, second-line drums, and a sassy New Orleans groove, Disney Math turns delusion into doctrine — a gospel-jazz celebration of every souvenir you swore you didn’t buy.

Sultry, clever, and absolutely unhinged in the best way, this track blends flirty horn riffs, smoky vocals, and tongue-in-cheek truth for every Disney adult who’s ever said, “Technically, it’s savings if it sparks joy.”

🎹 Style: Swing Jazz / Comedy Gospel Fusion
🎤 Artist: Pixley Productions
🎧 For fans of: Postmodern Jukebox, Lake Street Dive, or anyone who’s ever done mental gymnastics in a gift shop.

🎷 Big band sass meets Main Street finance seminar.
💡 Stride piano, clarinet runs, and gospel choir math you can feel.
🧮 “It’s not overspending… it’s happiness compounding interest.”

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