[DC APRIL FOOLS 2022] Wiseau Takeover

tournament tracks with titles i think are very dubious

tournament tracks with dubious titles

the beast is unleashed
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Track by: Acerola
Art by: Acerola (Sketch)/Sleepy (Digitalization)
UI by: CyberStar
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AETHERDEX NO.025?- TOMMY WISEAU
dont accuse him of the war crimes he has commited. DONT DO IT!

-Tommy Wiseau and OneyPlays Media 
-Sex! and Bait n Switch 
-So Bad/So Good Movies 
-Things Tommy will deny doing

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Sources:
Battle! Vs. Chris R- The Room Flash Game (Tommy Wiseau and OneyPlays Media)
Can't Feel My Face- The Weeknd (Things Tommy Will Deny Doing- Doing Drugs [I DID NOT DO DRUGS! I DID NOT!])
Among Us vs Fall Guys Rap Battle- Calobi Productions (Things Tommy Will Deny Doing- Thinking Fall Guys is trash [I DO NOT LIKE THAT IMPOSTER. I DO NOT!])
Two Trucks- Lemon Demon (Sex!)
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god save us all (wiseau takeover)

Battle! Vs. Tommy Wiseau ~The Room's Return

I am getting it on the floor
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Track by: Acerola
Art by: Acerola (Sketch)/Sleepy (Digitalization)
UI by: CyberStar
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AETHERDEX NO.025?- TOMMY WISEAU
dont accuse him of the war crimes he has commited. DONT DO IT!

-Tommy Wiseau and OneyPlays Media
-Sex! and Bait n Switch
-So Bad/So Good Movies
-Things Tommy will deny doing

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Sources:
Heartbreak, Heartbreak- Persona 4 (Things Tommy will deny doing- Breaking your heart [ I DID NOT BREAK YOUR HEART! I DID NOT!])
Get It on the Floor- DMX (Things Tommy will deny doing- Not getting it on the floor [ I DID GET IT ON THE FLOOR! I DID!])
Stronger- Kanye West (Things Tommy will deny doing- Getting Stronger [I AM NOT GETTING STRONGER! I AM NOT!])
Money Game Part 2- Ren (Thing Tommy will deny doing- Being Apart of the Money Game [I AM NOT APART OF THE CORRUPTION OF CAPITALISM! I AM NOT!])

Bussin It Down Sexual Style

I found this doll on the ground. Might need to throw it later at people just like my water bottle! (also why did this mp3 come with it..........)
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Track by: Acerola
Art by: god
UI by: god
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AETHERDEX NO.025?- TOMMY WISEAU
dont accuse him of the war crimes he has commited. DONT DO IT!

-Tommy Wiseau and OneyPlays Media
-Sex! and Bait n Switch
-So Bad/So Good Movies
-Things Tommy will deny doing

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Sources:
Boom Boom Boom- Black Eyed Peas (Things Tommy would deny doing- Hoarding Explosives in his car [I AM NOT HOARDING EXPLOSIVES! I AM NOT!])
Cut Dick- Flat Eric (Sex)

this track makes me want to go boom boom

Ice King is my main man! I have to rep him in this takeover somehow!
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Track by: uhhhhhh iris lol
Art by: Acerola (Sketch)/Sleepy (Digitalization)
UI by: CyberStar
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AETHERDEX NO.025?- TOMMY WISEAU
dont accuse him of the war crimes he has commited. DONT DO IT!

-Tommy Wiseau and OneyPlays Media
-Sex! and Bait n Switch
-So Bad/So Good Movies
-Things Tommy will deny doing

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Sources:
Ice Kingdom Action - Adventure Time HIIK! WYSOG!! (Things Tommy would Deny doing- Invading the Ice Kingdom [I DID NOT PISS OFF THE ICE KING! I DID NOT!]) 
Just Lose It - Eminem (Things Tommy would Deny doing- losing it [I AM NOT LOSING IT! I AM NOT!])

Ice King Fucking Loses It

Graphic Design is my Passion
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Track by: Spring Souls (support him NOW)
Art by: tommy wiseau :D
UI by: me!
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AETHERDEX NO.025?- TOMMY WISEAU
dont accuse him of the war crimes he has commited. DONT DO IT!

-Tommy Wiseau and OneyPlays Media
-Sex! and Bait n Switch
-So Bad/So Good Movies
-Things Tommy will deny doing

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Sources:
Rolling Down the Street, In My Katamari - Fearofdark (offsource- tommy wouldn't deny listening to this song) 
Sexy Grandpa Time - Geico (things tommy would deny doing- using geico for car insurance [I DID NOT SAVE 15% OR MORE ON CAR INSURANCE! I DID NOT!) 
Accidentally In Love - Counting Crows (things tommy would deny doing- falling in love [I DID NOT FALL IN LOVE! I DID NOT!])
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stay tuned for 3 more uploads for the wiseau takeover! trust me, it won't disappoint! -acerola

15% Completion on Katamari Insurance

https://www.strawpoll.me/18682468
"Wear your seatbelt young lady. Your insurance doesn't cover that."
"I must have drank too much... a lizard is talking to me!"
The third battle of MASHUP WEEK has arrived! Who will win this time? The tipsy pop idol of the 2000's, or a lizard and grandpa team up of insured gamers? Cast your votes now! https://www.strawpoll.me/18682468

KE$HA:
★Songs by or Featuring Ke$ha
(Tik Tok, Die Young, Timber, We R Who We R)
★Songs related to money
(Hail Mary Mallon - Whales, All Gold Everything, Essketit)

GEICO GAMING:
★Songs featured in Geico Commercials
(Remind Me, Here I Go Again, Push It, I'm Not Your Daddy I'm Your Grandpa)
★ Songs about vehicles
(Freecreditreport song, Life is a Highway, On the Road Again)
★Music from games common in Esports tournaments
(Tekken, Street Fighter, Fortnite)

This mashup was made by KryptoDigital @kryptodigital and these art pieces were made by TheGuy @theguys-spicy-soundclown. Stay Jammin!

Driving 2 Woo Hoo

This mashup was made by Gnirob @gnirob, with art by MS360 @mate-rodriguez and WholePunch @whole-punch. Stay Jammin!

SOMETIME BEFORE THE TOURNAMENT...
(It's a nice day at the Hotel. All the characters are out and about, talking with one another. Neil is enjoying his stroll around the building, and happened to see Farquaad in the lobby. Being a huge fan, Neil runs over to introduce himself.)
NEIL: Mr. Farquaad, sir! I'm a huge fan!
FARQUAAD: Hm? Ah! You must be that young fellow I've heard so much about.
NEIL: It's a pleasure to meet you, sir. The name's Neil. Neil Cicierega. I'm sure you've heard my mashup album?
(Neil pulls his "Mouth Sounds" album and hands it to Farquaad.)
FARQUAAD: Charmed. I'll hold onto this for later.
So, you wouldn't mind telling me what brought you here to such tournaments?
NEIL: Eh, the same way you guys got here I guess. There was this giant talking bus outside my house, and out of it came TheGuy.
FARQUAAD: That reminds me. Why DO people call this man... "TheGuy"?
NEIL: Modern problems require modern solutions, I suppose.
FARQUAAD: Ah.
(A moment passes. Neil and Farquaad exchange awkward looks.)
NEIL: Hey, uh, if you wouldn't mind, could you sign my guitar? Smash Mouth's kinda what inspired my mashup albums, haha.
FARQUAAD: Why, anything for an adoring fan!
(Farquaad pulls out a Dreamworks gel pen and signs Neil's guitar.)
NEIL: Thanks man!! You're the best! I'll catch you later!
FARQUAAD: Alright then, ta-ta!!
(Neil runs off. Farquaad turns and looks at Flat Eric, sitting next to him.)
FARQUAAD: Remind me to break out into a laughing fit once I crush the boys dreams, hm? Hahahahahaha!!
FLAT ERIC: Wrow..? (sigh) Wrow.

Wow, A Train Of My Own Truck!

You know who it is, coming round again. K/DA's Akali is here and ready to go hard! Straight out of Runeterra, she's ready to ignite anyone who gets in her way. Bringing League of Legends music and K-Pop to MASHUP WEEK, ain't nobody gonna bring her down!
...well, except Biff Chitlins' car. She was in the hospital for a month.
★Songs made for League of Legends
(Ignite, Legends Never Die, Warrior, Phoenix)
★Songs by K/DA or any of its members
(POP/STARS, Hurts Like Hell, Burn Slow)
★Any songs from the K-Pop genre
(Side Effects, Fake Love, Gangnam Style)
This track was made by TheGuy @theguys-spicy-soundclown, with art by DiamondBrickZ @diamondbrickz . Stay Jammin!

"Straight Up Banger"

flat eric didnt you JUST get an impossible mashup. like yesterday.
ERIC: oui

mashup by vincent @vincents-memes-246806282, art by theguy @theguys-spicy-soundclown, ms360 @mate-rodriguez, and wholepucnh @whole-punch . sstay jambin !!! ! ! ! ! !

oh hell yeah i can fix the thumbnail now

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Dik Tok

NOTE: how
Who's been bad mouthing Neil? He's on a quest to win the ultimate showdown and get his one week of mashups. Armed with his star guitar and proton pack, he’s ready to damn the competition.
★Songs by Lemon Demon
(Ultimate Showdown, Brodyquest, Spirit Phone, Aaron)
★Songs frequently used in Mouth albums
(Wonderwall, Story of a Girl, One Week, Ghostbusters)
[THIS EXCLUDES SMASH MOUTH.]
This track was made by @almostofftopic, with art by MS360 @mate-rodriguez and Wholepunch @whole-punch. Stay Jammin!

Some Trucks

yknow the spheal by now. 24 character tourney. double elimination. Set in Aether Paradise.
Inspired by King for Another Day, Starstruck Tournament, Strange Alternative Leader Tournament, Broke Lights and of course, Pokemon Sun and Moon

AetherDex:
01-Gladion & "Silvally" (The Runaway & TYPE: FULL)
02-Macklemore (UB Drip)
03-EmpLemon (UB Spiral)
04-Freddy Fazbear (UB Night-Time)
05-NiGHTS (UB Twilight)
06-Twerkey (UB Jiggle)
07-Weather Report (UB Forecast)
08-Conker (UB Spoof)
09-Austin Powers (UB Groovy)
10-F L O R A L S H O P P E (UB Scenery)
11-T.O.M. V.5 (UB Midnight)
12-Sakuya Izayoi (UB Chronological)
13-Kaio Kincaid (UB Turbo)
14-Jack Skellington (UB Delightful)
15-Dr.Soulja and the Floss Viruses (UB Cure & UB Infectious)
16-16Bit Magic Sonic (UB Funk)
17-Dr.Facilier (UB Voodoo)
18-Del & Russel (UB Specter & UB Headspace)
19-Masked Man (UB Husk)
20-Coolyori (UB Fingerguns)
21-The Church of McQueen (Gawr Gura) (UB “A”)
22-Supa Hot Fire (UB Inferno)
23-The Shepherd (UB Dogwatch)
24-Daxter Flaxter (UB Arcade)


STAFF/RESIDENTS
Lead Researcher: Professor Colress
The Vessel: 300MB
Security: Paul Blart
R01- Ristar (UB Nova)
R02- Tommy Wiseau (UB Room)

[Logo by Cyberstar]
Tourney created by: @Minimod23

Bussin It Down Sexual Style

Aether Paradise: Alola to New Adventures!