love that you used terezi, but the lyrics were really basic, nothing really struck as unique or even hard hitting, and it just ended up downgrading the battle a lot. raichous was hard to hear and gg's terezi voice was, to be blunt, really weak of an impression. i see potential, but overall it leaves a lot of room to be desired

when you read terezis wiki page and write a rap battle

Battles I'm In

Jeffree Star Voiced By Jenni No Mercy
Tom Savini Voiced By Raichous
Written By Jenni No Mercy
Mixed By Raichous
Thumbnail By Oofie
Beat Prod. by Frankie Vibes  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5NbTwBZMMI

Jeffree:
I’m sorry, but why do you wanna face this?
Looking like Ted White after a Jason face lift!
Gotta be a prank. Did the Dobres tape this?
Call you a powder foundation, ya basic!
Now I’ve been used to drama, but this has-been as my rival kinda lowers the bar
I’m fuck-proof on the mic, we’re worlds apart, Hitting you so hard, call me Jeffree WorldStar!
I’ll shatter through that haphazard slash man
A fashion disaster, with a flasher ‘stache, damn!
You career’s gone stagnant, The computer’s your replacement
Only fans are the pale nerds locked in their basements!
This Maniac thinks his blood fests are some hot shit
Boils down to gore porn made by a misogynist!
I’ve been told I was prodigy, a god to be, it’s odd to me
To see the Godfather of Gore is trying offing me!
Face it Tommy Boy! You looking Tubby, boy!
Maybe use your make up magic on that tummy, boy!
One watch of your “Wet Dreams” makes me sick!
Of course you like fencing. You’re just a little prick!
Now you get your chance, old man! Don’t have a heart attack grabbing the mic!
Although that would be a fitting end, to “Screaming Mad” George Lite

Tom:
(Heh) Thank god you stopped, think my hearing went dead
That rap made me envy my fake rubber head
Your damn squeaky voice is a spike to the brain
No wonder your music career’s in the drain
Sorry, princess. You’re shilling it, I make my Blood Money from spilling it
So you can try to make me seem villainous. Of course the Sultan of Splatter is killing it!
You’re used to cheap bars, it’s where you got your start in!
I cut my teeth, cutting wrists in Martin!
In that Hollywood circle, your boy was putting in work
You really wanna measure with your Youtube circle jerk?
I know documentaries, got two about Jason
That Shane Daws shlock was just bad product placement!
You only got lies spilling out your painted kisser
But your silver tongue couldn’t protect you from the sisters!
Cashing in on Controversy, it seems like a crapshoot!
So try to run the track. You can’t handle a tracksuit!
Think it’s time for the living Bratz doll to behave
You can watch me Sundance on top of your channel’s grave!
Hope you’re ready to burn out Jeff, ‘cause that’s all that Stars do
I’m spitting, committed to splitting you. You won’t be around for part 2!

Jeffree:
Watch it hun! I’m an internet icon, this bygone is nothing!
You really can’t throw shade at the shine coming off my Diamond button!
Got millions of followers, your demographic is teeny!
With the way you treat female fans, the real “Creepshow”’s Savini!
Enough Smoke and Mirror, your whole life is bomb
This fake vet was only shooting pics in Vietnam 
Everything you do misfires, it seems to be your lot
Maybe you could ask your daughter how to shoot a better shot

Tom:
Again you go for the cheapest hits, the easy shit, you freaking ditz!
This racist kid, and tasteless twit. Your talents being wasted, bitch!
Wanna question my honor? Your love life is a goner
Only fit in at my school as a model for the monster!
Keep calling me old? Well you’re goddamn right!
Was making movies violent when you were back at Prom Night!
Film is a magical medium, but even I couldn’t make your bars stand out
With that crap performance, even your fans are thinking….What Now?

Jeffree Star Vs. Tom Savini(Prod. by Frankie vibes)

Beat: http://www.shadowville.com/audio//Shadowville.com%20-%20High%20Stakes.mp3
Written By: Jenni No Mercy
Mixed By Raichous
Raichous as Shaggy
RaccoonBroVA As Brock
Additional Help By Raichous


Shaggy:

Scoob! Go grab the snacks! Like, this’ll be fast!
When Shaggy is starting a rap, Like, you’ll lose to him faster than Ash!
I’ve gone against werewolves, and zombies, and ghosts! Like, I’ll leave a tagalong pounded
I find it ironic, your ace was an Onix, but you’re the one that’s getting Ground-ed!
You claim you have rock hard defenses, but don't have the stones to offend
Gave your last badge to a kid who cheated you in a fight when he was ten
And how did your story end? Replaced by a cilantro copy
With your chances of landing the cop or the nurse, in the nicest of  terms, being “Rocky”
While my series ain’t stopping. Like, I paved the way in animation!
The only thing your show’s leading in, is kid’s hospitalization
Over the years, portrayals were racey. Maybe I should be battling Tracy
You’ll need more than pebbles to faze me. There’s no dodging when you face me!

Brock:

Sorry Shaggy, but your tactics really had no effect
As a gym leader, I’m in charge of putting newbies in check
Think that you’re tough? Stop lying, man. You spend the whole mystery crying, man
So if flooding with flow’s your entire plan? Too bad I’ll be safe with my drying pan!
The OG rolling from Kanto! Your solo shows never finish.
If only you could Get a Clue. Your fanbase has quickly diminished.
You’re running from rubber masks. I throw myself into danger
I met with Dittos and mimes, but Denver’s clone’s still stranger!
And I bide my time, you’re rushing for cover to hide
Try as you might, you’ll end up greener than Hyde!
Can’t burn me, I’ve got Guts. I’m taking every attack
Think that you’ll earn my badge? You’ll have to be Boulder than that

Shaggy:

Your raps are ghost types, man. Completely see through
The way this Creeper acts, man, he’s on the verge of a “me too!”
So take defeat dude! Your traveling partners don’t need you!
Especially when it would take only like one percent of my power to beat you!
The sleuthing student moving though straight from the 60s
This dumb fiend may be 15, but ends up looking 50!
So try and hit, your disses miss me, listen to my voice
Like, I’m so amazing, I could beat you with one Zoinks!

Brock:

Your spitting is weak, no surprise though. I could beat this freak with my eyes closed.
Your WB’s Super High joke. I’m Bulldozing you with these tight flows!
His peers and his parents can’t stand him. Constant emotional damages.
I’m helping conquer gods while Rogers is conquering sandwiches!
You gluttonous Munchlax, you’d chomp through anything to get your fill
I studied Pokemon medicine, I’m an expert at things that are ill
From Lillard to West, your films are a mess, so testing me is a poor play
Hide behind the Blue Falcon, 'cause rapping isn't your Forte

Shaggy Vs. Brock

Beat: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4kBndlkZgME

Holt Voiced By JordoMIB
Swanson Voiced By Matt Raichous
Peralta Voiced By Stark Media
Written By Jenni No Mercy
Mixed By Matt Raichous
Thumbnail By Oofie

Holt:

Peralta! Who’s this hairy woodsman in my office?
That pine smell is noxious! He looks so obnoxious!

Jake:

Umm, sir? It’s a rap battle. You’re fighting with disses?

Holt:

Ridiculous! He should know a Captain’s shot never misses!

Ron:

I don’t like you, but I respect the effort
Maybe you should sit this out, don’t think you really wanna get hurt
I’m an expert as a wrecker, or protector, you’ll be busted.
And I hope you’re ready for some Really Good verse Construction

Holt:

I’m the leader of a team, cleaning the streets with precision
While this pigeon isn’t a smidge interested in decisions!
So just listen, all initiative you get goes to waste
So put down the sax, Duke. Silver’s always second place!
Just face it, I’m the greatest in the B99
You’re complacent,  work and laziness walking a fine line
Built up a sense of greatness, but you winning only relates
When you’re ripping through dozens of eggs, like it’s practice for Ann’s place!
And honestly? You’re trying too hard to be anonymous
You’re not some big shot hero: You’re just a common bitch!
No chance that Raymond’s bombing this, I’m obviously better
If I wanted to deal with an old dog, I’d call Cheddar!

Ron:

They gave your cop comedy a spot, but it was wasted
It’s like Mike took his best show and copied and pasted!
Got the lovable dumb lead, the overachieving partner
Sassy and badass women, and the losers, just for starters!
When it comes to spitting harder, I’m blunt with no jokes
Think of this as betting on the ponies, Raymond, ‘cause you’re going broke.
Holt is starting to choke, Velvet Thunder’s a Wet Blanket
Only time you run a track is with your childhood train set

Holt:

Crushing the competition. Is this Jimmie Jabby too?
Try accusing me of cheating, but I’m not Tammy 2!
Not too shabby of a poet, I’m a master with my tone
If you try to spit another verse, you’ll end up BOOOONED

Ron:

Those raps dragged on like your time in uniform did.
I’m so iconic, my stache is always era appropriate
The key to dealing with your bars, is just not listening
To flow so robotic, Twitter thinks a bot’s dissing me
In competition Ron is a General like his namesake
The only time you tried solving a case is when you played Jake!
I’m calling you the Government, you’re crazy and useless
Get your doctor hubby to take a look at your bruises

Raymond Holt Vs. Ron Swanson - Jenni's Jammin' Battles

So, as my way of saying thankyou for all the views and support, I decided to post a second battle this month! A battle about family. And love. And......kicking ass? I don't know. Either way, thank you for everything that you've done. You guys make this possible.


Hank Voiced By Raichous
Red Voiced By Raichous
Thumbnail By SPM1000

BEAT: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzu_95-l6DY


Red:(Spoken) My foot is about to write a rap for your ass

Red: The US vet against redneck Ted Cruz
With the can-do of the Red White and Blue, I can’t lose
Maybe get Boomhauser to help ya spit fast
You sell grill fuel because you’re full of hot gas!
Now I won’t sugar coat how I feel about Bobby
The way you raise your son, he’ll turn out to be a commie!
Your animation’s sloppy, you can’t draw out a diss
Judging by your rifle skills, all your shots are gonna miss
I was pulling in laughs, as the grumpy pop
You dragged behind Macfarlene then Fox let you drop!
But I’ll give you a shot, even though I’ll still beat ya
Chance of you winning is as narrow as your urethra
Your problems with Cotton? They're clearly in view
But this is not the first time a Dad’s had issues with you!
You must be on “fish bait” if you think you’ll last
So let’s see you try and rap back, dumbass!

Hank:

God dammit Bobby! What is that racket?
I’m not really thinking Egghead is gonna crack it.
Attacking the mack daddy from Heimlich? Insane!
I’m an expert at ass-kicking. Call that pro pain
Judging how I’m gonna raise my kid ain’t smart
Your boy’s gonna grow up with Venom in his heart
You’re a tasteless racist caricature with a complex
Looks like the Navy man swabbed off his “Top Deck”
You wanna lay a hand on your son? You’re a coward
Having to bully teens just to feel a little power
Anybody coming to you for tips must be crazy.
Maybe you should take advice on how to treat your lady!
What amazes me, despite how you love competing
The cast from your reboot has a better chance at beating me!
You call yourself a man? Can’t fool me in a fight
Red needs to get checked, that boy ain’t right

Red:

Saying I’m not right? Don’t make me laugh!
I’ll give you an adult sized boot in the ass!
This sheepish weak fisted wimp ain’t raw
When the only reaction he has is “Bwaah”!
Still can’t poop? Because you’re so full of crap
So dull on the track, you need your grill for hot raps!
Try to fix your verse, but it’s all in vain
You dropped the ball even harder than your wife off a plane!

Hank:

I think Dale would’ve made more sense with rhymes
You must've sat in  "The Circle" ‘fore spitting a line!
You never really think before going off with hasty words.
Red’s such a dog, he should face Ladybird!
And try to talk shop about my kin? Just can it.
You’re picking favorites in the family dynamic!
I’ve had it with this asshole, you need to shut up.
Did the King of the Hill keep his crown? Yup.

Red Forman Vs. Hank Hill - Jenni's Jammin' Battles

Sheldon Voiced By Matt Raichous
Spencer Voiced By  RaccoonBroVA
Thumbnail By Oofie
Mixed By Matt Raichous
Written By Jenni No Mercy
Additional Help By Cri and Anthony Rigatanthoni


BEAT: Old School Slim Shady Type Beat / Weird Funny Hip Hop Rap Beat "Kiss My Ass" Prod. ILL Fortune





Sheldon:

Leonard! Did you call the FBI?
Looks like Quantico sent the OCD P.I.
I would be impressed by your skills on the street
But they won’t help you find how I kill the beat(Bazinga)
I got lyrical theory, scientifically I’m superior
Check the Emmys I got, your show is just inferior
You were growing up delirious, a schizophrenic time bomb
Show was such a bygone, it’s being preached by my mom
You use science as a gimmick
For the magic that you use to fail to pick up women
And It should be a given, getting the fans adoring
But somehow you can make chasing criminals boring
You think I’m jealous, you captured tons of felons?
While I’m still here pulling crowds as Young Sheldon
But I should probably tell him in this match, I got this
My raps are so addicting, you can call them dilaudid.

Spencer:

Hotch? Rossi? This doesn’t seem right.
The MO of our guy says he doesn’t like to fight
But he’s actually here. Trying to get me riled
You wanna play games? Let’s start the profile
A wordy nerd pushing up into his 30s
Ego makes him think he’s worthy, but in truth he’s undeserving
Of a flurry of appraisal his fans just overused
Like the laugh track you abuse to tell them they’re amused!
For us geeks, friends are hard to find.
Which is why it’s baffling you insult yours all the time
I was tortured and shot, needing a cane to walk
But that wasn’t as painful as listening to you talk
Thinking you’re the Apex human is confusing
I drop bombs like Garner, you got twice his delusions!
I push passed my fears, you run away when you’re frightened
You’re Friends with Flags? Time to throw up the white one

Sheldon:

Sorry Reid, I’m disproving your theory
Think you make an impact, let’s look back at our series
(Heh heh) In less time I was made into an icon
Comedy even tighter than the sweater vests you try on
Tried proving your tough, but not effective
When your whole crew treats you like the junior detective
You strive to find happiness just to watch it all end
Left a hole in your heart and your dead girlfriend

Spencer:

You can claim that my life is a tragedy
But really if you ask me, the only thing that’s sad to see
Is you actually convince some lonely girl to marry you
Surprised you didn’t flee, Smarter guys are always scaring you!
And you’ll need more than catchphrases to faze me
It’s crazy they let your show’s writing be lazy
So as you fame fades, there’s no point in faking it
This win isn’t your spot, ‘cause I’m the one taking it

Sheldon Cooper Vs. Spencer Reid - Jenni's Jammin' Battles

ORIGINALLY UPLOADED ON 09/25/2022

LYRICS

Buddy:
‘SCUSE ME! Mind telling me who’s the guy with the giant head?
LOSER! Lookin’ like a reject straight from Smiling Friends
SUCKER! Don’t try to fight, ‘cuz if you think the mic’s my end
DO THE MATH! Mix with me and it’s not the boss who winds up dead
So try your best, ‘cuz if you’re ragging on this ragdoll, then I’d just stretch
STUPID! Doesn’t take comparing art styles to know that my lines are best
DUMMY! My style’s fresh, while your blue-collar ass is stuck in black and white
AY! Your violence is mid as fuck, couldn’t even ruin my appetite  
Don’t try to mess with me, dawg you’re an NPC
You couldn’t block out my voice with your MP3
Bud, I’m a bad toy, I’m known for making mad noise
Thinkin’ you could pummel me? Go and suck my sack, boy!
NUMBNUTS! I don’t need my arsenal to fire shots
‘Cuz the only firing that’s happening is by your job
IDIOT! I already won, so instead of spitting, shut it
Go and make like Flash support, bucko, and Kick the Bucket

Employee:
Dealing with brats like you ain’t really on my payroll
Not exactly in the mood to go aggro on this a-hole
But I’ll try to make this fight quick, I gotta meet with the board at ten
So I’ll drop bars to kick Buddy right off of the App Store again
I got the tools to dispense, I’ll burn and trash this doll
You’re only remembered in ads while I’m intern-ational
My collection’s cemented while your fame’s still getting milked for all it’s worth
Shit, I think I’d actually stay with the office work
I’d pick the gun and shoot right through you
And make Playgendary feel my hits like you were voodoo
I’ll give you credit you fulfill your purpose 
It’d be better though if I could just get one fucking word in
Could you just shut the fuck up for a second? God, I’ve had it
I’ll take my bare hands and rip up this smiling shitbag’s fabric
Take the gadgets, send you packing, take this goddamn dummy down
And leave you like every other mobile app, dead in the fucking ground

CREDITS

Fightmarker as The Buddy

littleflecks as The Employee

Written by Rabi
Beat prod. by SYKO
Mixed and mastered by Glitchdude
Art by BMB
Cover art by Rabi

Kick The Buddy vs. Whack Your Boss - Rap Battle

Chief Chilly vs. Chill Bill - Mario vs. Anything

TQ as Chief Chilly

Gnome as Chill Bill

Cover Art by Jort

Mix by Jort

Written by King Ducky

Chief Chilly:
Oh Chief Chilly!
Ill run you down, don’t be silly 
Beat a Dj with a freeze ray fore the Troll tweaks: singing 
Your memes dead and gone 
a Beef-headed pawn
themes’ set in stock
So go lip-sink in some cringy rhymes
BillyVa-nilli Ice!

Chill Bill:
Freeze! Hands in the air! My bad, whoops that
might get push back 
He’s demanded the heir? He can’t even jump
Chiefs stranded in there: beaten clean and popped

Defamed and quick-tempered you're whining
Disdain as the temperature rises
You'll be a puddle in a pothole
The end of your reign is a regular climate!

Chief Chilly:
For that your arrest is nigh but your trapped for the rest of time
so confess to them: you’re a beat-up peach fuzz and your. deaths. tonight.
What else can I jest you as? Detest the brief success you had?
Sure, hang your head up high… well, the best you can

Little slave
Bound to a crystal cage 
Sounds you have brittle strength 
While you blast one attack, something that a ground troop can whiff away
Bow you fad fickle flake
Pass away to blistering time 
As the game you live in died

Chill Bill: 
A crazy piece of snow with a crust-jammed moustache is facing me?
Maybe he makes a scene when Glazey sees my stash's greatest peaks!
The old weirdo dumps a mass of change when beat
His plunging balance is like the arena he jumps and smashes: below zero! 

I'd be using that spike on ya head or you'll wind up spiked off an edge brother
Ya might want a tip: Ice blocks shouldn't have frights of gelid water
I aim to freeze! You face a team and they dip you into a lake to sink
Guess he ain't the chief of a crew of Naval fleets

Chill Bill vs. Chief Chilly - Mario vs. Anything [ft. ThanosQauck & Gnome]

Clarence the Duck as Mr. Frog
TheToppo as Red Guy

Beat by composition x

Mixed by Box
Graphic Design by Box

Illustrated and Written by Teimunity

(SCRAPPED BATTLE) Red Guy vs. Mr. Frog

Have you ever thought about capitalism? Yeah, so have I while making the 28th AORB. Today, we have the man who is the mascot for the most popular board game in the world, Mr. Monopoly, going up against Nintendo's earliest creation in the gaming industry, Mr. Game and Watch! Who would roll the dice and land on the correct property to win? Listen and find out!

Lyrics/credits:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1NBxjDFEDq16pSl9FvofqM-ivitBvUUed8YQ389pLppE/edit?usp=drivesdk

Mr. Monopoly vs Mr. Game and Watch - Acting Out Rap Battles

Suction Cup Man • Verse 1: (8 Bars)

Hey, I wrote you a song!

“Suction Cup Man’s coming around and you know he’s getting lit!
Stinkermeaner’s a whiny old little bitch who ain’t getting shit!”
Now typically, I leave dummies like my cups; red as shit
But honestly, you’re more like a plunger, cus you can’t get a grip! (YUH!)

So whadday ya, gay? Why did you step on those jays and then ask for a run back? 
Had the crowd shouting ya name, then you got sent to your grave? (heh) DUMBASS
You tried to walk up until Robert rocked you, now ya soul went to hell saying “look at me go!”
The difference between you and me going under? The devils not currently FUCKING MY SOUL

Stinkmeaner • Verse 1: (8 Bars)

White boys mocking my shit, y’all mad at me? they can suck my dick 
Buddy ain’t climbing the ranks, cus ya climbings rank, imma tower all over yo shit
I’m not a villain, I’m a cancer that got cancer, now I’m stuck
You really picking fights with the handicapped? bros ableist…BUT I’M ABLE TO FUCK HIM UP

(AY, AY) Bro’s washed like Cinch (AY, AY) The fuck did you think?
(AY, AY) Can’t call me gay, when you filled all the holes in your life with dicks!
Rippin’ off South Park, shit couldn’t be me, boy, I look too clean, nobody can stop it
Since you like to blow missiles, come and climb my red rocket!

Suction Cup Man • Verse 2: (8 Bars)

(Oh-ho-ho-ho!) Don’t do-si-do with ME, Grandpa, professional hating’s ya damn job
I can do anything, fuck the damn law! Bitch, you struggle with putting ya pants on!
And like honestly, unc, what the fuck is ya problem? You go around screaming out “fuck life!”
You’re a dick! *strumming* so why don't ya suck mine!!! (BITCH!)

Suction Cup Man can’t be remade or replaced by the CIA (YUH!)
While you were recreated in a day and not one thing changed (NOPE!)
So come back with a better plan, cus I can NEVER get smoked (NEVER!)
Till then, I’ll see ya when I’m back in Hell: LOOK AT ME GO! (HAHAHA!)

Stinkmeaner • Verse 1: (8 Bars)

You sung yo sawn song but I want an encore, RUN IT BACK!
‘Fore I strum that ukulele a full note up ya’ ass!
Trust there’s layers to this shit, cus on a track, I’m mixing
I got moves like Mike Tyson, you got beat by a pigeon! 

Should’ve stuck to plushie, ya big softie, now I’ll leave you open
Barbecue a flank of unseasoned meat, cus boy, I’ll freakin’ smoke ‘em
I ain’t NEVER lost a single battle yet, and that’s on fonum
Never put a white boy ‘gainst a DEMON in a nigga moment! (ya BITCH!)

Well fuck you! 
The fuck? Fuck you!
Fuck you too!
Fuck you three!
Wha-you can’t just steal my schtick, fuck you!
Aww you gonna get mad? Fuck you!
…
…
ya motha’

Stinkmeaner vs. Suction Cup Man • RAP BATTLE! (TRB)

Grasman as Vox
Mochi as Karen
Stasious as Vox’s Camera Operators
Duplighost as Plankton
Beat by: ToneJonez
Written by: Ego
Mixed by: jordy
Cover art by: Cidisswo

LYRICS:

EGO RAP BATTLES!!!!

VOX!!!!

VS!!!!

KAREN!!!!

BEGIN!!!!

[Vox]
Here at VoxTek, you trust us with your info
But uhh, I barely know enough about yours to diss, though
I'm the new status quo, quid pro quo is your status
When you pay your costumers to eat your husbands fucking crap sticks
I'm the manager, Karen, I make the big bucks
But like you in your failing marriage, I dont give fucks
Your rapping software will crash, when you hear my bars like Val
Because I am going SO hard right now 
Chip dipped cuz you couldn't be a mom
Your secret formula is dying, find a new format
Red dot on K, so turn the TV on, TURN THE TV ONNNNN
You're second place, I’m the shit that comes before that!

[Karen]
(KAREN, what did i say about rap battles with the TV, huh?)
*sigh*, it's too bad you don't have a mute button like he does
(Come on! I wrote your whole programming you know, and still heard less beeps)
Than what? the censored version of your show?
Sorry, I think you mistook me for someone who gives a *EEEEE*
Here the soulless sinners usually work across the street
And you could have had all of pentagram city in your grasp
But you’re 1% evil, 99% hot ass!
You can dust my screen, you dont wanna fuck with me!
I'll take the letter after Vee, while you bleed like a plasma screen
Voiced by a Christian, but you’ll never see the gates above
Cuz you’ve got a face that not even a motherboard could love!

[Vox (to the tune of stayed gone)]
(Cameras rolling in 6,5,4) Welcome home!
Plankton gave you the boot and you Stayed Gone
Say hello, to a new rapping flow
Everyone knows that your show is washed, Turn the PC OFFFF (rolling in 3, 2, 1)
I'm a cold blooded shark, you roll on thin ice, bitch
You should know, I'm fucking used to crushing mobile devices
You're leagues beneath this overlord, The V's fucking tower
But even I can't hypnotize- (Your fans to take a shower?) (UGHHHHHHH)
Fuck you little miss bleeping heart, l'll show you suffering!!!
(Mmm… this anchor has no arms but the TV’s buffering!)
I'll destroy you!!!!!! (Oooh, I'd like to see you try :))
You miserable failure!!! you’re gonna fucking die!!!!
*power goes out*

[Karen]
This wayward sinner doesn’t have a way with words
If your network doesn’t pull the plug than you should do it first
You and your 2-inch short circuit can both make your exit
Pursuing allure, but you’re as insecure as Microsoft Edge is
Wifey with the wifi, I’m rocking the track
While you would lose all your bars at the drop of a hat
But I’ll give you props, your flow sure put me through hell to listen
You’re a sheldon of your former self, now that's good television!
*laughing hysterically* SHELDON (KARENNNN!!!!!)

Vox vs Karen (Hazbin Hotel vs SpongeBob) - Ego Rap Battles

Welcome back everyone today we have a battle between two masters of disaster and chaos , on the left corner we have the looniest tune the talk of the town lately in animation communities, Acme’s number one client and on the right corner, you’ve seen him and you’ve followed his orders , he’s always there ready for road-trips and always willing to signal the warnings, that’s right it’s Caution Guy , who will win stick around to find out 

- the Thinker 

CAST: 
ego as Wile E. Coyote 
GreenOwl as Caution Guy 

CREW: 
Written by WeThink 
Art by EatMoPizza & Trav Shark 
CoverArt by WHOZPHANTOM 
Mixed by Zagranis 
Special thanks to : Theme Park Avenue 

Lyrics:

*Bomb will explode in 3…2…1* 


Wil E Coyote 
Huh…it didn’t explode, sigh, what a waste 
But this will certainly blow up in your face 
I’ve seen you around never took you for a rapper 
Take it one step further, never took you for a character 

Always preaching the rules this stickman is a stickler 
Funny how even myself is better at painting a picture 
And believe me you don’t wanna draw gainst a toon 
And if I let you touch the track I bet it’ll go KABOOM!

Caution Guy: 
On every road across the globe, I uphold a noble purpose 
While the only law your validate, is if we talking Murphy’s 
Spend half a century trying to hunt with no improvement 
Why eat the bird when you have so much beef with Newton (huh) 

Phone it with ACME. They’ve put you thru ringer 
You could meet your maker. He’d give you the finger 
And you got the movie greenlit? That is impressive now 
All you had to do was become the mascot of a  Twitter crowd 

Wile E Coyote: 
Preaching your importance man, ain’t really a smart move 
As the only place you actually matter is the bathroom 
C’mon wiseguy even I find a better use for signs (Aight) 
You’re cat-like but this pussy has more than nine lives 

And what is the deal with those lines you shoe in 
Yet again you’re the perfect example of what not to do , kid 
On the track I’m fast and furry-ous better wear your safety belt 
But much like it’s custom, you just can’t save yourself 

Caution Guy: 
Whatever man, I don’t believe what you’re imposing 
Cuz I was the Fall Guy way before Ryan Gosling 
While you’re the mutt , the butt of every joke (ouch) 
Shocked when I hand you the mic it doesn’t fucking explode 

This is just another time you fall flat dude 
Sad that your claim to fame was chasing fast food 
Jones’s legacy’s been Chucked now you’re a falling hazard 
Caution: (that’s all folks) Dead end ahead for this jackass

Wile E. Coyote vs Caution Guy ft. ego & iGreenOwl

Stofferex as Nostalgia Critic
??? as Anthony Fantano / Cal Chuchesta

Nooby as Tyler, the Creator
Pixel Chris as Eminem
Danii as Drake

Beat Produced by: 2Deep
Written by: Danii
Mixed and Mastered by: Danii

Lyrics:

Nostalgia:
Hello
I’m the Nostalgia Critic, I touch myself so you don’t have to
If you’re the world’s greatest critic, I might just have to slap you
Known for shitty takes that make me wanna cut your access
Your fans lost approval so you get it from your black ex
You’d rather suck off Death Grips longer ‘fore you battle me at all
‘Cause I could also get big from screaming and throwing glass at walls

Get get get get
Got got got got
Blood rush to my
Head lit hot lock
Poppin' off the
Fuckin' block knot
Clockin' wrist slit
Watch bent thought bot
AHHHHHHHH!!!!

No wonder you’re Melonhead! No one eats your seed
Arguing with kids ‘bout politics sounds pretty uncool to me
Anthony, you’re not foolin’ me! Climbing up to me is one more boulder
‘Cause your career already died when you put away VULTURES

Anthony:
Hi everyone, nostalgthany critictano, the busiest music nerd
I just had to listen to Doug spew a verse
It’s pretty clear that with his lack of humor comes with a lack of bars too
I’d be glad to front, let’s argue
Doug has this thing where he makes false accusations in references
For..humor? Superiority? I’m not getting this
With lines like “your takes want me to cut off your access
Your fans lost approval so you get it from your black ex”
He bit off more than he can chew, I guess, I just think he’s lame
He’s rocking teeth that look like my flannels, while I’ve the best teeth in the game
If you make CinemaSins 40 minutes and unfunny
Then you’re basically getting slightly a better experience than his-

Nostalgia:
Is he gonna refer to me like I’m not even fucking here the whole time?

Alright, nerd, I think I see the issues
‘Cause I don’t know what made you cry harder; Mac Miller or your sound being used?
I’m not who you argue with on stream, but your points, I won’t listen
Fuck you, rap battle, I wish I could be big in music if I study..
Journalism? This man’s a fucking fake
He should make like when he does grow hair and run away
You’re a fearmongering, topster-glazing, nazi loving asshole!
And now I’ll bring my friends in so they run the fade

Tyler, the Creator:
Your disses are trash, regardless of listens

Nostalgia:
Well, I meant my friends back at-

*Tyler gets shot*

Eminem:
Tell me how you’re gonna give us bad ratings when you gave all the shitty albums a 10 and I can’t stand you Anthony

Nostalgia:
Alright, this is-

*Eminem gets shot*

Drake:
Anthony, your disses are a light zero…..

Nostalgia:
What, the pedophile doesn’t shot?-

*Drake gets shot*

Nostalgia:
Who the fuck has my gun?

Cal:
Yeah!

Anthony:
Hey, put that back

Cal:
No!

Anthony:
Uh, okay
It appears even after Wall, you have nothing to say
With the same flows, same jokes, same lines that suck chodes
And never been on fire since “I was frozen today!”
The inconsistency in this one is abysmal
Since his verses was so cancer, he got main character syndrome
Maybe he should’ve retired back in 2012 for better
And I’m giving this a light to strong 3 on this record, tran
sition


{SCRAPPED DEMO} Nostalgia Critic vs. Anthony Fantano

Rosenthal as Skin Taker
TomPuffs, AshleyMagica, LimJJ, Egomanic, Trakked and Jordy as Chanting Pirates
Trakked as Clock Man
Beat produced by ToneJonez and GlitchDude
Written by Trakked and AshleyMagica
Additional help by Leo Barqui, Cole and Everon
Special thanks to Eddiefrb
Mixed by GlitchDude
Art by TomPuffs
Thumbnail by TomPuffs

Battle:

Skin Taker:
Ye should have stayed lost, chap. Then ye wouldn't have to rap me.
I'd hardly regard ye as legend, take one more step closer and I shall have at thee!
Went after a girl for losing red shoes, but yers will match hers when yer spitting up blood
Yer legend couldn’t bounce back like a Bungie cord, so like yer forums, I be bringing The Flood
This corpulent wizard is tortured by sin; I shan't be surprised if ye force into kids 
Both ye and Horace Horrible are akin, so make yer way out 'fore I've torn in yer skin
I’ll do ye a favour by slowin’ your tickin’ and showin’ ye what I define as violent
Ye wonder why me jaw be rockin’? ‘Tis all the better to grind your hide with!
This mad bloke is laughable; add ‘em to my mass of hats and coats, fashion ye half a robe
Now yer about ‘ta be next to be enterin’ in me fantastical Candle Cove fashion show
I get the job done with me skellyton crew, and ye shall be next for your skin I shall shred
This con be makin’ the constellations so try ta’ weave some bars instead (AHAHAHA)



Clock Man:
Tick, tock, tick, tock, tick, tock, tick, tock…
You’re entering into my land, I can only assume that your ship's lost
You dare treat a wizard with this disrespect? I simply came here to hip hop
And yes, my short may have been lost, while you were abandoned by Kris Straub!
So grind my skin? Eye for eye, bitch. Traumatize kids, while your tale’s just trite and tyke shit
After this lazybones took flight, his shite ship only took off through another kind of pirate
I spy with my looking glass, a crooked man with a crooked stature
With a crooked past in a crooked land, I can clearly see he's a crooked rapper
You must be on your voyage tryna be findin’ your plot: I will take you on a trip whether you like it or not
You bore me with your stories, saying you've a frightening lot; for listenin-g, I simply don't have enough time on the clock
You're such an abysmal thing; it won't take much time for you to rot with the rest
You thought you'd be safe from your punishment, but the wizard does not forget (he does NOT forget)

Skin Taker:
Yer shanty couldn't shiver me timbers or even shake me bones
Now ye have a ticket to meet with Davy Jones!
Yer nose could pierce me flesh if I had it, I'll rip it off yer face!
Then swab the deck with yer body and make ye walk the plank! (YAH!)
YE HEAR THAT, MEN?! This wizard be taking the children at night! 
We shall all show 'em a sight to remember, we'll burn 'em to embers and fill 'em with fright! (YAH!)
Like Milo, yer end is met in the Cove tonight.
Come forth, and enter me maw. (whisper) Ye have to go inside. 

Clock Man:
I sit and watch as you fall apart with your wretched screams
It only makes sense you put those above the age of ten to sleep
It's Mr. Kadabra to you, you fiend! Pick you like Poppy did, leaving you axed off
You're the weakest one in the crew, you've big glass eyes and a bigger glass jaw!
I make all the trees and the houses around me, you pillage the villages, killing the innocents
And as a pirate, you lusted for violence, I simply do this because it is my privilege
For all of men and children you have murdered, this rap is their vengeance
For I'm the next bearded man to teach you a valuable lesson


Clock Man vs Skin Taker - Rap Cypher #45

Trakked as Laughing Jack
Fightmarker as Jevil
Beat produced by EYLONE
Written by Trakked, M&Mattie and Atom
Additional help by: Atom
Mixed by Jordy
Art by M&Mattie and TomPuffs
Thumbnail by TomPuffs

Battle:

Laughing Jack: (0:12)
I’m out of the box, and now it’s your problem
I’m ‘boutta rip off that hat and show your town that you’re balding
I'm more than imaginary, pal, I’m bound to leave you haunted
Pinstripes’ll pin knives and lock this clown up like Seam did (AHAHHAHA)
It looks like Tiny musta’ crawled in from the circus
The king threw you out, now this jester is worthless
Slice-and-dice through you and your kingdom ‘til you’re all ripped up
I got the shreds droppin’ like it’s 52 pick-up!
You’re playing a very dangerous game
Can’t escape from the basement; you’re insane in the brain
If you got nothin’ nice to say, then stay hushed
Or else I’ll play rough, you’ll get your brain crushed

Jevil:
SO LONELY, LONELY I WAS ‘TIL YOU FOUND ME
WON’T YOU STEP OUT OF THE CAGE THAT SURROUNDS THEE?
FREEDOM IS NOT IN YOUR GRASP,
BUT ALLOW ME TO GIVE YOU A TASTE OF AN ESCAPE FROM YOUR BOUNDARIES (UEE HEE HEE HEE!)
APPEARED AS A GUARDIAN, BUT QUICKLY YOU WERE SET ASIDE
SAT AND WATCHED YOUR OWNER AS HE COMMITTED HIS HELLISH CRIMES
YOU TORTURE CHILDREN ‘CAUSE YOU CANNOT STAND YOUR WRETCHED LIFE
SO LET’S SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN AN ANGEL MEETS MY DEVILSKNIFE

Laughing Jack:
Ooohh… You think you’re funny..
They hated your chaos but you couldn’t stop
Your one pal betrayed you, he made you the dummy
Cracked under the pressure and just like a weasel, you POPPED! (AHAHAHAHA!!!)
Try all your tricks inside of your prison
You’ll just metamorphosize into my victim
I’d save you the candy, but it must’ve found you
I guess the world DOES revolve around you!

Jevil:
THIS BODY CANNOT BE DESTROYED OR DISCARDED
YOUR FRIENDS THREW YOU OUT AT THE FIRST CHANCE THEY’VE GOTTEN
ABANDONED, ABANDONED! THIS MAN WAS FORGOTTEN
YOU WERE A PRESENT THAT NOBODY WANTED!
CHASED AFTER LOVE ‘ROUND THE MULBERRY BUSH
PLAYED THE CAROUSEL GAME TO FIND ONE WHO WOULD TAKE YOU (PIP PIP!)
‘TWAS ALL IN GOOD FUN, ‘TIL YOUR FEELINGS WERE CRUSHED
YOU CANNOT DO ANYTHING TO MAKE THEM NOT HATE YOU
CHOPPED ALL THE BOISENGIRLS IN FITS OF RAGE
THE CHAOS, CHAOS COURSES THROUGH ALL OF YOUR VEINS!
THE SNUFFBOMB BLEW UP IN YOUR FACE!
FUN AS IT WAS, FRIEND, YOU’VE LOST THE GAME



Laughing Jack vs Jevil - Rap Cypher #56

They say that Justice is blind, indeed that’s truly the case with today’s characters.
It’s Homestuck’s Seer of Mind; Terezei Pyrope versus Marvel’s Man Without Fear; Matthew Murdock aka Daredevil!


Raichous as Daredevil
GarbageGothic as Terezi 

Writing and Mixing: ForgottenSon
Beat: Hollywood Legend 

Daredevil:
It’s time to Tip the Scales, let’s see if you handle this
I’m bringing some BL1ND JUST1C3, in more ways than one, you kid.
As the evidence suggests, to your friends you’re just a nuisance
How can you step to me when I spit more heat than your lusus?
Don’t try to Pester me, Chum or you’ll be surprised what I bring
This girl looks like the product of Invader Zim and a tiefling.
Terezi, forget Gordon Ramsay, I run Hell’s Kitchen when I strike  
I’m the Man Without Fear, but how you treat dolls is just “Yikes”

Terezi:
Court is now in session Matt Murdock, the stage is set for me to show
I put some Thought into this verse, and now it’s time for me to Flow
Just Marvel at my Power, Man, they’ll leave your senses groggy
Could you briefly describe yourself? I think my Mind’s a little bit Foggy
If we Collide in battle, Jack, better hope that you’re a tough guy
I guess that in both rap and comics you’ve failed to hit a Bullseye
If not by law, then by my dual blades I will come Get ya
then my words will pierce you in the heart as if it was Elektra

Daredevil:
Must’ve stolen lyrics from Dave, So have some originality 
And scourging with Vriska really tells me 'bout your personality  
I find you guilty of lying in every bar that you’re sending
Since your last verse made more sense than your Story’s Ending

Terezi:
You’re one to talk about stealing things, so that diss wasn’t brighter, man!
You stole outfit from satan and your main villain from Spider-Man
Chalk up one win on my board and this Seer right here predicts
That this Catholic won’t be Born Again, just like his show on Netflix!

Next time: Bizarre Bloodlines

Daredevil vs Terezi Pyrope [RBotForgotten #2]

Epic Rap Battles of Nostalgic is an Epic Rap Battles of History style rap battle series with the focus of using nostalgic fictional characters.

Series run by Matt Raichous

Daredevil vs Terezi Pyrope [RBotForgotten #2]

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