I was recording shit for Summerteen Romance, and this line is probably my favourite out of the whole comic.

Probably my best Karkat line I ever recorded

sexy hot undertail sans #nsfw audio (DFAB PPL ONLY!!!!)

Kankri to Listener

Stronger than you Sans and Chara Duet Remake (Not Lazy Version) (Undertale Parody)

Homestuck filk. An Eridan Ampora fansong I recorded with a sore throat and a headache, don't ask me why...but I kind of like the result.

Music/Lyrics(c)Hamsters/PhemieC
Homestuck(c)Andrew Hussie

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~***TABS CAN BE FOUND <a href="http://i473.photobucket.com/albums/rr99/PhemieC/bc003f2b.jpg">HERE</a>***~

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LYRICS
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I am a prince and I live in a ship and I aim my rifle and I shoot from the hip
and I have a friend I pity quite a bit
she said “grab your gun let's have some fun, share with me your perigees 
I have responsibilities, I cannot run!” 

“I do not wish the death of any living thing, 
I might be a killer but one day I shall be queen 
and put an end to  slaughter, but until then I'm keen 
on staking claim to land and sea and everyfin between.”

I played a game with eleven fools who told me not to break the rules
but when have angels ever helped me yet?
and magic isn't real and anyway it doesn't matter 
cause no matter what I conjure it could not help be me deflect

the angry death of every hopeful thought 
that I might be a lover or a fighter that I’m not 
in someones spider web or net I could be caught 
but I'm too bitter, better off alone, guess I forgot

So what? Do you want me to say sorry?
should I apologize, when you ignore me?
I didn't ask to be right or to be lonely
or to be hatched into an ugly story

I am a prince and I had a pair of princesses in two sharp squares
but then I guess I bored them both to death
And now I think my calling is to break apart and fall to pieces
better yet invent a brand new method of ascension

I'm impressed, you've managed to survive 
but rest assured we'd all be better off dead than alive 
cause when they get a-hold of us we'll all be batter fried 
and I'm surprised that nobody's considered switching sides

So here I am, respectfully and royally destroying 
any chance of getting back on your good gills
And I don't want to be hurtful but if yellows the new purple 
well then bleeding's the new breathing, don't you think I will! 

I used to wish the death of every living thing 
I might be your killer but you'd never be my queen 
so put away your laughter, pack up your hopes and dreams 
I'm done with black back-handing and red pandering, it seems

That I am just pathetic, I won't be overlooked  
I'm past the point of fishing to get back upon your hook 
I've made a manifesto, I've been bested by a crook, but never more! 
I'm planning on reclaiming what he took...

So what? do you want me to say sorry?
should I apologize, when you ignore me?
I didn't ask to be right or to be lonely
or to be hatched into an ugly story
to be hatched into an ugly story

Oh my, this pantomime is getting gory

I am a prince and I live in a ship
I am a prince and I live in a ship

Ugly Story

Dreams meme

I've always been a lame Homestuck dork, and James Roach always kills it with the tracks, so I thought it'd be cool if I wrote one in his kinda style for my trollsona, Shiiro Kisshi!

This amazing art is courtesy of Max Calderon!! I couldn't have asked for anything better.
https://twitter.com/maxcalderon_yt2
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCgP-phcAQDj05o38atKLBNg

You can support James Roach here:
https://soundcloud.com/jamesroachmusic
https://twitter.com/hamesatron

lmao anyway (hiveswap friendsim fantrack)

The essential Broadway Karkat playlist with selections by the goofus who brought you Karkalicious!

The Best of Broadway Karkat

[S] Karkat: Be A Fanboy

Part Of Your RomComs

This isnt mine find the original on youtube nerbs  anyway if u reading this ily 😎

You are an idiot! Nyanyanyan!

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HI! i love homestuck and my name is Sonja Motpah! my gender is non binary and i am pansexual! i am a gemicorn! my secret is i have a really bad lisp......and i have some emotional problems, follow me and my friend on quotev and youtube! my quotev is Ethicaljokster and our yourube channel is Squishy and renji studios!

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