* H u m a n s .
* D o n ' t ⠀y o u ⠀k n o w ⠀h o w ⠀t o ⠀g r e e t ⠀a ⠀n e w ⠀p a l ?
* T u r n ⠀a r o u n d ⠀a n d ⠀s h a k e ⠀m y ⠀h a n d s .

(Chara and Hira both turn around and shake Sans' hands. Whoopee cushion sound effect plays twice in quick succession)

* heheh... the old double-whammy whoopie cushion in the hand trick.
* it's ALWAYS funny.

* Ah, greetings.

* hey chara. this is the new kid, right?
* ...
* hira, huh? nice name.
* i'm sans. sans the skeleton.
* also, i'm lesbian.
* i'm actually supposed to be on watch for you right now, newbie.
* but... y'know...
* i don't really care about guarding mindgates.
* now, the clown girl who lives in these parts, jaradi...
* she's a total FANATIC when it comes to doing her job.
* hey, actually, I think that's her over there.
* c'mon, i'll introduce you.
* don't worry, she's harmless. probably.

This is actually Version 2 of this track. Version 1 was actually a 1:1 near-perfect recreation, and ended up getting automatically taken down by Soundcloud's copyright systems. So I had to go out of my way to make this one a little different, even if it's less funny than just essentially directly using the same track as in undertale to indicate sans is pretty much the exact same. too lazy to get a new original theme.

MINDSCAPE is a self-insert undertale au consisting of my system members. the roles aren't particularly strict however, and may be original in some cases. still WIP.

roles at the moment:
Frisk -> Hira
Chara -> The Body
Flowey -> Chara
Toriel -> Aradia
Napstablook -> Kris
Sans -> Sans but he's a lesbian. it's mentioned once in his introduction (which is essentially copy/pasted from undertale) and then never mentioned ever again. this is the idea that prompted the creation of the au to be honest
Papyrus -> Jaradi
Nice Cream Guy -> Reigen
Undyne -> Vriska
Mad Dummy -> Asriel
Gerson -> June
Alphys -> Dr. G. Unn
Mettaton -> Dave
RG01 -> Rose
RG02 -> Roxy
Muffet -> Nepeta
Bratty -> Jade
Catty -> Hydra
Burgerpants -> Karkat
Asgore -> Destiny
Gaster -> Esae
Asriel -> The Darkness

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* Rainier ATK 5 DEF 7
* Fool or clown, who's to say?

Greetings, I'm Rainier! I hope you enjoy my silly tunes!

Game dev studio. Currently working on "Good Dogs Obey" and "Starworld".
All games made by us are intended for adults, even those not necessarily sexual in any capacity.

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[MINDSCAPE] 015 - sans.

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