Alan's Nerdcore

Crayondroids Ft. Beefy & Bruce Lee - I Fuckin Know Kung Fu (NES Kung Fu Tribute)

Round Two: Nerd Life

Overall Theme:  This is a track about the reality of your life as a nerd.

Shubzilla X Lex Lingo - 24 Hours

Beefy And Tanner4105 - Salty

Round 3 Challenge: We all know that Nerdcore, as a whole, is full of the intellectual types.  Now it’s time to show off your brains!  In this challenge, we’re asking that you teach the judges a thing or two.   That’s right.  You need to teach me how to _________________.     We want to hear you educate us, and by the time we’ve finished listening through all these tracks, we hope to come away just a little bit smarter because of you. 

Team Krunktaku - How To Be A Supervillain

1 - Up And MC Ohm - I - Corny Pickup Lines Pt 3

Round Five: Guest vocalist/Posse Challenge

Overall Theme:  Showing Off

That’s right, your song can be about anything you want.  You can collab as many guest vocalists* as you want.  The only thing we ask is:  MAKE THE COLLABS COUNT.  Make sure your track is still around a unified subject matter, and then GO WILD.  Vocalists, bring your best.  Producers, show off what you are capable of.  Incorporate a non-traditional instrument into your beat.  We want to see Sitars, Theremins, Hurdy-Gurdies, Panpipes, Accordions, Recorders…  Anything that’s not traditionally found in hip hop. We expect this track to pull out all the stops.

Rhyme & Reason - Grown Up To No Good feat. Matt Mahaffey, Billy The Fridge, and Packy Lundholm

Richie Branson

This rap shit is his love he call her adrian
Eyes swollen shut can't wait to see her face again 
They gotta cut him just to get another day to live 
But when the surgery is up he'll get a major win
Still, This could be the last song he ever makes 
Seems like yesterday he thought he'd be at heavens gate 
He took a step away from rap so he could medicate
They celebrate his absence now he's back to devesate 
Stepped outta the hyperbaric like Kakarot
Capsule shot 'll smash they block up like an aftershock 
Richie Branson these other rappers is afterthoughts 
I snack a lot eating tracks somebody pass the sause 
Blasted off getting so damn high 
like an overhyped astronaut in no man's sky
Used to hit class a lot rocking poor man's ice
had them rocks flashing off like the Kodak lights 
Yeah this is where the hook was supposed to go but
when you hittin bars, 16'll get you no luck 
Even at my worst the flow colder than a snow bluff 
traveling since birth them roads (rhodes) raised me like I'm GoldDust 
Damn microphone getting dusty 
You better bring an army if you're thinking you can crush me 
I'm going off the deep end with no bungie 
I wrote this shit down on the weekend so don't judge me 



Kadesh Flow

Gatekeepers take note! I want my piece/ close the doors in my face I'll break em down, I'm not Maurice/ I'm the wolves who chase after him/ better yet I'm the beast who smashes them/ when Belle's in a disaster grim/ speaking of Bells I don't crack Em I just ring em/ there's liberty attached to what I'm bringing/ cuz really I am mastering the feat of/ shooting blasts of bars, reality for dreamers/ they can happen, I believe it/ you receive it/

So I've got my weight up, look at palm skin and see callous/ best expect the plates that I lift to keep piling/ 'til I'm  round the world spitting 16s/ so pristine/ you could paint them on the Sistine Chapel/ since beginning like the ones who sinned gleaned apples/ I've been surgical when all these pricks need scalpels/ by that I mean I'm swinging like I'm gifting Falcon/ Punches, plus Ihomer, 415, out there/ 

The hook should go here but I'd rather rap and rip for fans/ I rarely sleep, but my dreams could turn Edward Scissorhands/ to Krueger/ spew and leaking out the blood of any sycophant/ trying dupe the view of future sleeping on the vision man/ so I try to avoid these homies with no process it's/ problematic like hemoglobin with low oxygen/ I've have been/ sick of seeing this unarmed violence and/ acknowledge that I should give my voice more to this problem then/

EyeQ

You said it an didn’t mean it
i said it cause i believe an it an breath it 
 
i mean it until i start being 
a being made of pure light 

until a change descends through the night

never think i’m not down an dirty 
cause i’m ready to fight

see the plight is my might  
an i’m strong cause i’m right

I will strive to be righteous 
this hook is my right fist of justice 

so weight me now so we can discuss this 
we kneel your disgusted we sit it’s disgusting

revolted, revolting
don’t look the other way when i’m talking

live long and prosper like i’m a Vulcan
you follow anything that means that you standing for nothin

don't even know the path that you walking
i’m fighting for freedom 

3D maneuver gear I don't need it
I’l coming from the walls of maria 

ya boy is a titan
I’m crushin anyone who don't like me

an eating any MC surviving
An here’s where the hook went

(pause) Naw 

I dont like it
I rather have a moment of silence 

pick up the flow an go till my minds spend  
run out other words i can rhyme with 

I rather spit up bars till my rhymes sick
like i’m a plague thats raging bubonic

I spread though your township 
have everybody worried my mind split 

Like dude he use to be such a nice kid
I wonder what we did

to have him spazzing out
like he’s 3 fifths

Vocalist/Producer Challenge IV, Round 5

Team Krunktaku - 11AM Before Deadline (ft EyeQ)

Verse:
It was
me and the boys, Friday, hanging out in the locker room and
We was
playing minecraft, there’s a creeper, aw man, got to stop my doom
I got a
text from a girl sayin “wyd” like “what you doin?”
I said
“I’m getting this bread, had a diamond for you but you ruined it.”
She said
Verse:
“Oh that’s cool. Let’s hang out. Just come over here dude.”
I texted
“I ain’t got a car, no bike, no skates, no money to move.”
She said “but I’m home alone for the whole weekend with too much food.”
And that was my last time online, they pressed F and gave me a salute, peace
Verse:
- See me Naruto run
on that old town road
like it’s Area 51
waiting at her home
Either way, I’ma clap alien cheeks
like Ant-man to Thanos
I was friendzoned
but now she knows
I’m so breathtaking
like Neo
till she texts “If you’re not here soon, I’m locking the door. ”
Verse:
Please say sike right now
I’m like 13 miles out
Oh my god I can’t strike out
like I’m a Wii bowler who fouled
I should’ve practiced what to say to her
like a Duolingo owl
man it’s rewind time
I’m a time traveler
got to find a new route
Ah shit…here we go again

Chorus:
She told me to come over for some music and memes
Maybe netflix and chill
I’m like “babe in your dreams.
Unless it’s anime for real.”
She said, “you’re such a weeb. Now take me to the bathroom
make me sing that Halo theme.”
She told me to come over for some music and memes
Maybe netflix and chill
I’m like “babe in your dreams.
Unless it’s anime for real.”
She said, “you’re such a weeb. Now take me to the bathroom make me sing that Halo
theme.”
Verse:
Time to go Ultra Instinct Shaggy
I’ma be there so fast so snappy
Ain’t nobody gonna stop me for the nasty
Free tacos, I’ll fall for her gladly
Making my way downtown
Running fast, till I saw a clown in my path
He said, “I know where you’re goin.
That’s my girl, I’ma kick yo ass.”
Verse:
Epic bruh moment
Bout to go sicko mode on it
I got anime and God on my side, don’t fuck with my cajones
but he beat my ass till I cried like Carson next to Joe Swanson, he said
“Gonna cry? Piss your pants? Maybe shit and cum, buddy?”
Verse:
Please say sike right now
I’m like less than a mile out
Oh my god I can’t stop now, so
Call me Shrek, cause I want to Smash Mouth
I should’ve practiced how to dance
when a gangsta dissin my fly gal
man it’s rewind time
I’m a time traveler
got to find a new route
Ah shit…here we go again

Chorus:
She told me to come over for some music and memes
Maybe netflix and chill
I’m like “babe in your dreams.
Unless it’s anime for real.”
She said, “you’re such a weeb. Now take me to the bathroom make me sing that Halo
theme.”
She told me to come over for some music and memes
Maybe netflix and chill
I’m like “babe in your dreams.
Unless it’s anime for real.”
She said, “you’re such a weeb. Now take me to the bathroom make me sing that Halo
theme.”
Verse:
Finally, I’m coming through
I headed out - like Spongebob would do
Made the right choice, like it’s red or it’s blue
Dodged all the bull like the Undertale dude
Knock on the door, she opens on cue
Her aheago face is on, it’s so cute
She is the thot of my thoughts coming true
She ripped off my clothes and my watch and my shoes
Verse:
Suddenly, she said “I’m not in the mood.”
I said “what if we kissed? Is it cause I’m a noob?”
She said, “Here is the motherfuckin tea, you hit or you miss but I’m sorry, this time
you will lose.”
I told her “baby, that sounds kind of rude.”
She said, “Omae wa mou shindeiru.”
then I woke up, and I let out an “oof.”
The Bizarrest Adventure, to be continued
Outro

VPC6 Round 1

Team Kokoro - Music & Memes

Yeah boy our loves goin viral 

Better get a vaccine

They'll write about us in the logs

On the way back machine 


We’ll get freaky, cheeky, knees go weaky, 

Know what I mean?  (if you wanna)

Be leet on the streets

And hentai in the sheets

Then we gotta bang to memes


We’ll get rachet and scream our honesty

Get our blood pumpin pumpin call us cardio b 
We can call it muffin time, or the birds and the bees

But dont be surprised if I say "Hey Joey, you want to eat me?"


This is a nerdy love song. 
Making music all night long

When love making to memes you can't go wrong 
We'll take it to the tape like Magibon 
(x2)


Going ham on these chickens

Like I'm cordon bleu

Got more talent than a Disney cast

Corbin Bleu

We'll be so happy like newlyweds

Jessica Simpson

Yo Nick Lachey:

I know it's tuna, but it says chicken


We’ll get rachet and scream our honesty

Get our blood pumpin pumpin call us cardio b

Please don't switch like a snitch, yeah we'll be just fine

Cause tonight we'll be on fire like we're Takashi 69



this is a nerdy love song. 
Making music all night long

When making love to memes you can't go wrong 
We'll take it to the tape like Magibon

(x2)


Cock Of The Walk

Cock Of The Walk

Cock Of The Walk

Think about it long and hard



this is a nerdy love song. 
Making music all night long

When making love to memes you can't go wrong 
We'll take it to the tape like Magibon

Sailor Doom - Cock Of The Walk

Lyrics: 
Verse:

Once upon a midnight dreary, I came home so

weak and weary
from a 13 hour shift of pretending to be cheery
now I’m ready for some chilling, watch a movie,

drink a beer, and
see [if my girl want to] watch one with me like a horror,

  something eerie

Verse
- Browsing through the streaming
I ain’t got no cable tv
Only do PvP gaming
and I want to use that bitcoin

anyways, that’s beside the point cause
The images on screen started loading slowly
I’m so annoyed

 

Verse
The banging on my door has made me riled up
maybe it’s the neighbor facing my same problem
but I bought the fiber and the highest-end router
I open up the door, and nobody was found there
 

Verse
- hear my phone, [maybe they are calling me about]

the internet
but it says “unknown,” [I don’t give a shit] and so I
answer it
all I hear is breathing, I go “[can you come and fix]

my slow connect-

ion?”
then the call ended
I’m so offended


Build
- Suddenly a tap on the window of my house
- I slowly turn around and put my hand over my mouth
There’s a masked man staring, and I’m just about to shout
till I looked down at my phone and saw
the wifi’s out

 

Chorus
- Oh my God

but the wifi’s out

There’s a knife in his hand
but the wifi’s out
now he’s pointing where I stand
but the wifi’s out
I think he wants to kill a man
but the wifi’s out, damn

 

Verse
- Tell me now who’s at the door?
I’m lookin out the peephole
See my girl’s there, so I open it to be sure
she says “Have you not heard any news?
cause there’s a killer on the loose.”
I said “I don’t have any wifi,
you can help with the reboot.”

 

Verse
- She said “Not right now.
We have to leave, and get you out.”
I asked “you got fast wifi?”
She said “no”
I pushed her out my house

Closed the door behind her
said “no thanks, I want to live stream.”
She told me, “oh my God, help!”
then I heard her cry and scream

 

Build
- Suddenly a tap on the window of my house
- I slowly turn around and put my hand over my mouth
The masked man has got her, she yelled “Call the cops now!”
till I looked down at my phone and saw
the wifi’s out

 

Chorus

- Oh my God

but the wifi’s out

I think he’s gonna kill her quick
but the wifi’s out
He stabbed her in the stomach
but the wifi’s out
and now her throat has been slit
but the wifi’s out, damn

 

Chorus 2:

- What the fuck am I paying for?
Call the company, wait an hour just to hear they want to make me hold
Yeah I’m goin crazy, I don’t know what to watch now

It’s a horror story, cause the wifi’s out

 

Verse:

- Seeing things in my mind, cause I’m bored right?
I was gonna watch an anime and play some fortnite
curling up into a ball, I lay down on the floor like a
newborn, till the masked man’s under the door light
  
Verse:
- I’m paralyzed in fear and said,
“Can you fix it?”
Pointed towards the modem, then he walked while the blood dripped
He unplugged it, waited 30 seconds, plugged it back in
said “Hyuck, bye.”
and left like it never happened

Outro:
(maniacal laughing)

VPC6 Round 2

Team Kokoro - Wifi Dead Inside

I wake up


At last eyes open 

Scanning through the darkness,

Twitching, turning, stomach wretching

Blood stains on the carpets


Every footstep leaves an echo,

Hear them playing over,

Followed by another pair, and 

EACH ONE’S GETTING CLOSER


Grabbing doorknobs, frantic turning

Desperate cries and slowly learning

There’s no exit, there’s no leaving

Panic sets in, heavy breathing


Down the hallways, hear the chasing,

Turn the corner, now they’re facing

Feel the ter-ror setting in…

Try to scream 

dead again


_________

CHORUS: 

_________


And its coming for me

And it’s chasing for you

Chasing me over it’s chasing me always

Tell me, what to do?


It’s never ending

Here it comes again

The nightmare forcing me to wake up

But it wants me dead


Oh it’s howling, it’s screaming

You need to wake up

But i’ll be gone by moonlight

Awake by day break


Over and over again

its never enough

(Wake up)


I wake up


Again… eyes open…

Scanning through the darkness…

Feel confusion setting in like

Blood stains on the carpets


Hear familiar footsteps marching 

Forward in a line, no hopes or

Saviors from divine, just a

moment stuck in time


Hear the echo (time to)

Start the next show, (always)

Try to escape (but it)

Never lets go (no)


As the despair 

Starts to set in,

Hear the cries and tries to 

scream for help


 dead again


________

CHORUS
________


I wake up


Yeah, it’s a beautiful day

Ain’t no birds in the trees, just sweet decay

And it’s dark and cold, and the house is old,

With tons of room for us to play!


We can start with a game of hide and seek

I’ll even close my eyes, promise not to peek

Here’s a head start, put you by the red part

Of the carpet where your heart quit last week!


don’t know who you pissed off to get tossed here,

I don’t ever judge, look, i’m not the boss dear

Paid me fat dollars so you get stuck, yeah 

soul’s kinda fucked, yeah 

in case I was not clear


Anyway, that’s the mess you’re in

Hope you said goodbye to your next of kin

We’re a bit behind (nah, we’re right on time!)

OH BOY! Here I go killing again


_________

CHORUS

_________

Sailor Doom - Wake Up

He works for the minimum, feeling numb
Doing odd jobs till the paper comes
Always sure thing in the Autumn sun
Swing into the spot like a pendulum
Grab the application and he fills it out
Even though that's what his resume is all about
They don't call any of his freakin references
If they are they ain't leaving any messages
Then he shows up filling out more words and numbers on these forms
Then an orientation about how to complete his chores
And just like that now he's back on tap, he'll have beer money in about two weeks
Gotta just sit back, and then fill these racks, until everybody hits them streets
Happy Halloween
He's teachable
Doing good work well it's feasible
But they pretend that every items squeezable
Ain't sitting here trying to be unreasonable
It's seasonal, demeanable
Spirit over here but it's regional
Only took three weeks of servicing the customer before our hero feeling fuckin miserable
October 1st, they all showing up like freaks
Little kids and idiots and big titty goth ladies
And every size that's in between
Everybody that feels so unique
And every time a new one rolls in gotta hear that sensor scream
Where's your spirit
Let me see it
Raise your streamers to the ceiling
Witches is our business and our business here is screaming
Where's your spirit
Let me see it
Share it with the ones that need it
Give a spooky greeting to each and everybody who visits
Where's your spirit
let me see it
Make yourself and me believe it
Rake us up a profit or we'll leave ya out and leave ya fridged
Where's your spirit
let me see it
where's your spirit
let me see it

where's your spirit
show me your spirit

What they want is inhumane, goddamn insane
Don't they know people aren't really made that way
Never naturally, they custom made
Imprint inlaid from a factory
Baby not today, is what he tried to say
Till a feeling came, like a growing pain
Cause he feels contained by his need for pay
every member of his team feels the exact same way
But now he's standing up, he's had enough
Every shift it sucks, and the lack of funds
So he's feeling pumped like he's got the guts
He doesn't have much but his word and nuts
And massive debt, and of course the rent
Always overspent and they will collect
Cause they won't forget when he cash that check
mate come correct, try this instead
Tell me, do you have any plans for your career?
If we expanded could you see yourself with us in 5 years?
Specializing in fall fears is just one of our main tiers
And if you wanted to stay here, we'll make you king of the cashiers
Feels like he crashed down, blacked out
3 percent boost in the bank account
Feels tossed about, when he came around
He was finding out he was selling out
Oh lordy me, how could this be?
He's a larger cog in a vast machine
And he's losing steam and he dares to dream
That everything could go differently


And now our hero’s totally heel
little bit of power he was making a deal
signed him up for life man it's a hell of steal
Daddy need to eat he said he’s keeping it real
now he's probably going to hell
for an 98 toyota tercel
sold his soul and if you asked him for how much he probably never will tell
because the total it was lower than shit
But he still got a job on November 1
And many more months after that to come
Got that god mode OP golden gun
big boy bank having all the fun
Said they're ready for their second phase
Shaking up the furniture and rearrange
They're really gonna try to lift up that face
Well sign him up boys if that's the case
He could use a fire where there once was soul
He could fill the emptiness with piano
He can get down with these wreaths and snow
He's been known to party with mistletoe?
Speakers playing something religious
They said that they're shifting the business
October's for Halloween but after that I think that every month that we’re gonna do christmas!

1337 G33K B33F - Where's Your Spirit

PLACE YOUR VOTES NOW!
CHALLENGE:
Just like hip hop has its Four Elements, a certain musical festival that is most assuredly not a donut (^_~) has elements of its own.

(Some of) those elements are: chiptune, video game music (VGM), visualism and nerdcore hip hop. This challenge will have teams integrating these elements into one track.

To start off this alignment, we bring you three videos, brought to you by none other than visual artist Pixelseed!

Crave: https://youtu.be/jnDDc_0CvJ4

Droids: https://youtu.be/YKvSww3lEhw

Mosquito: https://youtu.be/ZMfCpci01G4

Your job, as a team, is to pick the video you like the best, and then create the soundtrack to it! 

Seems easy enough, right?

Well, producers, your challenge is to tie in chiptune elements into your song.  You can go as minimal or maximized as you’d like, but the element(s) chosen need to be clear and identifiable.  Oh and if that wasn’t enough, we’re going to need you to build the hook of your track around an arpeggio. You can flex your muscles and write a completely original one yourself, but if that seems like too daunting a task, then you can borrow one – but it must be from a video game.

Vocalists, you’re here to represent nerdcore hip hop at it’s finest.  We want to see you whipping out your finest multisyllabic rhymes – at least 50% – to be precise.   Oh, and we need you to really get your point across by including some fire adlibs. 

So that’s it, really.  Not too bad huh? All you need to do is pay homage to your sister scenes. 

Oh, and don’t stress too much if you’re unable to edit your song to the video you choose, while you’re welcome to do it yourself to achieve perfection, we will also do it on behalf of anyone who isn’t able to.

VPC6 Round 3

Sailor Doom - Parasite

1337 G33K B33F  - So Amazing

Stand and Deliver
VPC6
Round 4

Stand and deliver, you lyrical knaves and you DAW desperadoes!

The fourth round of the VPC is upon us and the Czarina has decreed that the melee is to commence post haste and without delay! But, the weapons of this melee are being expressly decided upon to limit the savagery and supreme saltiness that could arise from a less honorable contest of verbiage and virtuosity. And the weapons that have been elected to be the tools of this test of talent are - characters from the domain of literature, both classic and modern.

Right, now that we got all of that high brow verbosity out of the way, let’s get down to the nitty gritty.

Vocalists, you need to bring your baddest, maddest most raddest battle rap / diss tracks, but doing so IN CHARACTER of the character assigned to your teams. I’d spend some time learning the ins and outs of who you’ve been assigned, get to know them well, and become one with them.

The duals!
https://bit.ly/2pX8u1V

Producers, you’ve got a lot of free reign on how you want to design your beats. The only thing that we ask of you is that you incorporate a sample in your song from any form of existing media relating to your book. You can use samples from movies if it’s been made into a movie, audio books, TV shows, theatrical productions, the options are almost endless.

VPC6 Round 4

NotDeadYet - Moby Dick (Moby Dick - An Ahab diss)

ZeroCool - Bring Out Your Nerds [ft. A Billi Free, Chris Conde, Lil Lavedy, Chief And TheDoomsdaydevice, Ice Tha One, MC Animosity, Impefekt, Beefy]

Alan's Nerdcore

Alan Ackerson