I like how the song is exactly 4:20 seconds long xD

Alan's Nerdcore

Demon Slayer Rap

YouTube Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DYp9JgWcyJY

Broken Blades | AfroLegacy ft RapKnight (Demon Slayer Song)

Round Two: Nerd Life

Overall Theme:  This is a track about the reality of your life as a nerd.

Shubzilla X Lex Lingo - 24 Hours

Round 3 Challenge: We all know that Nerdcore, as a whole, is full of the intellectual types.  Now it’s time to show off your brains!  In this challenge, we’re asking that you teach the judges a thing or two.   That’s right.  You need to teach me how to _________________.     We want to hear you educate us, and by the time we’ve finished listening through all these tracks, we hope to come away just a little bit smarter because of you. 

1 - Up And MC Ohm - I - Corny Pickup Lines Pt 3

Round Five: Guest vocalist/Posse Challenge

Overall Theme:  Showing Off

That’s right, your song can be about anything you want.  You can collab as many guest vocalists* as you want.  The only thing we ask is:  MAKE THE COLLABS COUNT.  Make sure your track is still around a unified subject matter, and then GO WILD.  Vocalists, bring your best.  Producers, show off what you are capable of.  Incorporate a non-traditional instrument into your beat.  We want to see Sitars, Theremins, Hurdy-Gurdies, Panpipes, Accordions, Recorders…  Anything that’s not traditionally found in hip hop. We expect this track to pull out all the stops.

Rhyme & Reason - Grown Up To No Good feat. Matt Mahaffey, Billy The Fridge, and Packy Lundholm

Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/album/7ywEVH0qiFSP2QfBAeHP0D
Produced by http://soundcloud.com/tylerclarkofficial
Music Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jyVvnWoQIOQ

Lyrics:
If you really want to get it – done
I’m the rapper that ain’t from the Michi-gan
You a basic bitch, I spit acidic - 1
burns sicker than the sun
With indi - ca

Renegade or paragon
Run fast as a marathon
Pass – you stare in awe

your rap is terrible
terrible
I’m a pharaoh god
You a scared thrall

Lift a litter	
For livin
You
Lookin like A Little Lich
And literally
Leeching
My lyrics
So listen
My limit is livid
Enlarging your lip
You limp 
leaving your lady 
Licking lessons
while I lead the league of legends
bitch

- They just want a slice of pie or a side fries 
Laughin cause I see them bouncing checks when they sign the line
- Hear them rappin sounding deaf when they write a rhyme
Shut up cause the
Closed captions are provided by
me

Shut up cause the
Closed captions are provided by
me

Shut up cause the
Closed captions are provided by
me

The only
cards I’ve ever dealt are all against humanity
An awful sense of comedy with a dollop of misanthropy	
These sell-outs all just pandering
Tell you - what you demand to see
but they fuckin banished me
I’ll beat them till my hands will bleed

Cookie cutter please
All you want to rap about is pussy money weed
But you couldn’t see that I was pushing all three
I ain’t got to compensate and put it on a beat
Who is stopping me?
- Enemies I’m fightin like it’s MTG
exile no graveyard, rest in peace
My next quest is destined to 
Wreck shit
In yo direction
I flex then
I left you breathless

Vilifying 
Valiant vagrants and
I’m a vampire
Void of vindication the vainest
And ever vacating
from venus to virgo
Valhalla to heaven
the valedictorian of victory
Is this veteran

- They just want a slice of pie or a side fries 
Laughin cause I see them bouncing checks when they sign the line
- Hear them rappin sounding deaf when they write a rhyme
Shut up cause the
Closed captions are provided by
me

Shut up cause the
Closed captions are provided by
me

Shut up cause the
Closed captions are provided by
me


Allies, Pt. 1

Closed Captions (feat. Tyler Clark)

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Closed Captions (prod. Tyler Clark)

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Lyrics:

In the multiverse, there are powerful mages who travel between worlds known as Planeswalkers.
These extraordinary individuals prove their abilities in a duel
Begin.

Jace:
It’s the Architect of Thought: Jace Beleren
Unraveler of Secrets, Mind Sculptor and I’ve come to win

Chandra:
Chandra Nalaar:  Pyrogenius, Flamecaller
Firebrand, here to show - I’m the best Planeswalker

Jace:
man  I don’t kill, I mill 
so if you burn, then I chill
and your creatures never will 
get to see the battlefield
I could blackmail and steal
all the secrets you conceal 
Insecurities revealed
man your toughness isn’t real

you feel that blue magic?
You’re so bad you’ll want to forget that this happened
but I can help with that shit
what you love turning into ashes 
Fire for your hair? I’ll bet the carpet and drapes are matchin

Chandra:
You were always blinded by your master and misguided
Reading minds and yet you couldn’t see you’re alone on your island 
You the king of crying - nobody cares if you’re the brightest
- You just sat and stared while I destroyed the Titans, bitch
I’m lit! 

Incineration, no time to waste, you too slow
I got haste, you pushover
you got played
by Lilliana
you thrown away
lightin all your creatures up, yeah you know I’m too hot
Sad to see you roasted  with a one drop

Jace:
Everything you sayin’s countered negated
I’m always ahead of your mountains emblazin
You drowning in phrases, my style’s amazing
You can’t even tell that your mind is erasing

Witness the talent of the telepath
when I rap
Send you to the graveyard or
Exile, no coming back

so go on back to tinkering with artifacts
Your mom and dad would be so proud of that instead of a pyromaniac

And Liliana? I was gonna break it off anyway
She was into weird shit, I disappeared like you did 
when Baral killed your whole fam that day

Chandra:
You comin to fight - I’ve begun to ignite
Your creatures weak - and plain as white 
magical prodigy, flow is tight
doon doon - damn that’s a double strike

The phoenix has risen, about to take flight
No blockin me now, cause you over your sight
- Scared of what happens so you got to scry
Predicted I win while you run out of life?

You’ve forgotten I’m the one who saved your sorry ass
Man no wonder you ain’t got a friend - from your mindless past
Bad days for sad Jace , bout to cut your life in half
Make it rain from all the tears you shed, while I start to laugh

Jace:
ingenuity’s never subtle
Decked out, now you in trouble
You hearin my psychic rebuttal
My control, your creature’s under

 Cross the leyline, that’s your blunder
Makin all your creatures slumber
Even if you won, is it illusion?  Man you start to wonder

Chandra:
yeah I’m heatin up this rivalry
Chandra got that magma
My impulse is fiery

Forget the Gatewatch, and your lame talk
My flames talk when I planeswalk
You’re mana swamped, my game rocks 
And makes your brain -   stop

Music Video

MAGIC THE GATHERING RAP (Jace vs Chandra)

Thanos Rap | Pimp Hand Strong Prod. Origami [Avengers Infinity War]

Ketchum Trap (prod. CaliberBeats)

Infinite Source - Dragonball FighterZ Rap

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The developer of One Hour One Life challenged me to make a rap about his new game, so I checked it out and it seemed really chill, so I decided to do something different; something CHILL! Enjoy and check out the game!

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Lyrics:
One hour one life
every minute you grow, but you never know when you're gonna go

One Hour one life
So find nourishment or you die

Survival as a child in the wild until I’m full
Acquire over time from letters to words that rhyme through
Finding food, while I’m trying to design a finer tool
Climbing to the future tech alone, so I could use a

guide like you, whether my elder or new, let’s combine 
minds too, working together is better if we 
 unite with some rules

Yeah it takes a village, division of labor’s cool
Tell me what you wishin to contribute in…

One hour one life
every minute you grow, but you never know when you're gonna go

One Hour one life
So find nourishment or you die

Hear these sound fx, with my mouth and breath 
man, predators and prey, but - now we found a weapon
You can start the smithin, while she cookin in the kitchen
someone’s huntin and they fishin, while I’m farming makin dishes

Civilization rebuilding to a city we admire
See my mind crafting with ideas getting wiser
no you won’t starve sitting with me by the fire
and when I am reborn, I set the home marker right there

This for my homies that had all died before me 
wearin furry coats, not in luxury, but stayin cozy,
now I’m poppin out of nowhere, someone like a mother hold me
cause I’m only a baby, but I’m lookin towards growing in

One hour one life
Every minute you grow, but you never know when you're gonna go

One Hour one life
So find nourishment or you die

One hour one life
So build a home, cause you never know when you’re gonna go

One Hour One Life
So try to live before you die

MP3, WAV, Vox

One Hour One Life

Verse:
It was
me and the boys, Friday, hanging out in the locker room and
We was
playing minecraft, there’s a creeper, aw man, got to stop my doom
I got a
text from a girl sayin “wyd” like “what you doin?”
I said
“I’m getting this bread, had a diamond for you but you ruined it.”
She said
Verse:
“Oh that’s cool. Let’s hang out. Just come over here dude.”
I texted
“I ain’t got a car, no bike, no skates, no money to move.”
She said “but I’m home alone for the whole weekend with too much food.”
And that was my last time online, they pressed F and gave me a salute, peace
Verse:
- See me Naruto run
on that old town road
like it’s Area 51
waiting at her home
Either way, I’ma clap alien cheeks
like Ant-man to Thanos
I was friendzoned
but now she knows
I’m so breathtaking
like Neo
till she texts “If you’re not here soon, I’m locking the door. ”
Verse:
Please say sike right now
I’m like 13 miles out
Oh my god I can’t strike out
like I’m a Wii bowler who fouled
I should’ve practiced what to say to her
like a Duolingo owl
man it’s rewind time
I’m a time traveler
got to find a new route
Ah shit…here we go again

Chorus:
She told me to come over for some music and memes
Maybe netflix and chill
I’m like “babe in your dreams.
Unless it’s anime for real.”
She said, “you’re such a weeb. Now take me to the bathroom
make me sing that Halo theme.”
She told me to come over for some music and memes
Maybe netflix and chill
I’m like “babe in your dreams.
Unless it’s anime for real.”
She said, “you’re such a weeb. Now take me to the bathroom make me sing that Halo
theme.”
Verse:
Time to go Ultra Instinct Shaggy
I’ma be there so fast so snappy
Ain’t nobody gonna stop me for the nasty
Free tacos, I’ll fall for her gladly
Making my way downtown
Running fast, till I saw a clown in my path
He said, “I know where you’re goin.
That’s my girl, I’ma kick yo ass.”
Verse:
Epic bruh moment
Bout to go sicko mode on it
I got anime and God on my side, don’t fuck with my cajones
but he beat my ass till I cried like Carson next to Joe Swanson, he said
“Gonna cry? Piss your pants? Maybe shit and cum, buddy?”
Verse:
Please say sike right now
I’m like less than a mile out
Oh my god I can’t stop now, so
Call me Shrek, cause I want to Smash Mouth
I should’ve practiced how to dance
when a gangsta dissin my fly gal
man it’s rewind time
I’m a time traveler
got to find a new route
Ah shit…here we go again

Chorus:
She told me to come over for some music and memes
Maybe netflix and chill
I’m like “babe in your dreams.
Unless it’s anime for real.”
She said, “you’re such a weeb. Now take me to the bathroom make me sing that Halo
theme.”
She told me to come over for some music and memes
Maybe netflix and chill
I’m like “babe in your dreams.
Unless it’s anime for real.”
She said, “you’re such a weeb. Now take me to the bathroom make me sing that Halo
theme.”
Verse:
Finally, I’m coming through
I headed out - like Spongebob would do
Made the right choice, like it’s red or it’s blue
Dodged all the bull like the Undertale dude
Knock on the door, she opens on cue
Her aheago face is on, it’s so cute
She is the thot of my thoughts coming true
She ripped off my clothes and my watch and my shoes
Verse:
Suddenly, she said “I’m not in the mood.”
I said “what if we kissed? Is it cause I’m a noob?”
She said, “Here is the motherfuckin tea, you hit or you miss but I’m sorry, this time
you will lose.”
I told her “baby, that sounds kind of rude.”
She said, “Omae wa mou shindeiru.”
then I woke up, and I let out an “oof.”
The Bizarrest Adventure, to be continued
Outro

VPC6 Round 1

Team Kokoro - Music & Memes

Lyrics: 
Verse:

Once upon a midnight dreary, I came home so

weak and weary
from a 13 hour shift of pretending to be cheery
now I’m ready for some chilling, watch a movie,

drink a beer, and
see [if my girl want to] watch one with me like a horror,

  something eerie

Verse
- Browsing through the streaming
I ain’t got no cable tv
Only do PvP gaming
and I want to use that bitcoin

anyways, that’s beside the point cause
The images on screen started loading slowly
I’m so annoyed

 

Verse
The banging on my door has made me riled up
maybe it’s the neighbor facing my same problem
but I bought the fiber and the highest-end router
I open up the door, and nobody was found there
 

Verse
- hear my phone, [maybe they are calling me about]

the internet
but it says “unknown,” [I don’t give a shit] and so I
answer it
all I hear is breathing, I go “[can you come and fix]

my slow connect-

ion?”
then the call ended
I’m so offended


Build
- Suddenly a tap on the window of my house
- I slowly turn around and put my hand over my mouth
There’s a masked man staring, and I’m just about to shout
till I looked down at my phone and saw
the wifi’s out

 

Chorus
- Oh my God

but the wifi’s out

There’s a knife in his hand
but the wifi’s out
now he’s pointing where I stand
but the wifi’s out
I think he wants to kill a man
but the wifi’s out, damn

 

Verse
- Tell me now who’s at the door?
I’m lookin out the peephole
See my girl’s there, so I open it to be sure
she says “Have you not heard any news?
cause there’s a killer on the loose.”
I said “I don’t have any wifi,
you can help with the reboot.”

 

Verse
- She said “Not right now.
We have to leave, and get you out.”
I asked “you got fast wifi?”
She said “no”
I pushed her out my house

Closed the door behind her
said “no thanks, I want to live stream.”
She told me, “oh my God, help!”
then I heard her cry and scream

 

Build
- Suddenly a tap on the window of my house
- I slowly turn around and put my hand over my mouth
The masked man has got her, she yelled “Call the cops now!”
till I looked down at my phone and saw
the wifi’s out

 

Chorus

- Oh my God

but the wifi’s out

I think he’s gonna kill her quick
but the wifi’s out
He stabbed her in the stomach
but the wifi’s out
and now her throat has been slit
but the wifi’s out, damn

 

Chorus 2:

- What the fuck am I paying for?
Call the company, wait an hour just to hear they want to make me hold
Yeah I’m goin crazy, I don’t know what to watch now

It’s a horror story, cause the wifi’s out

 

Verse:

- Seeing things in my mind, cause I’m bored right?
I was gonna watch an anime and play some fortnite
curling up into a ball, I lay down on the floor like a
newborn, till the masked man’s under the door light
  
Verse:
- I’m paralyzed in fear and said,
“Can you fix it?”
Pointed towards the modem, then he walked while the blood dripped
He unplugged it, waited 30 seconds, plugged it back in
said “Hyuck, bye.”
and left like it never happened

Outro:
(maniacal laughing)

VPC6 Round 2

Team Kokoro - Wifi Dead Inside

ATTACK ON TITAN RAP! feat. HalaCG - Connor Quest!

Fairy Tail Rap

YouTube AMV Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZpE5MowHDk

Sting & Rogue Rap | Twin Dragons | AfroLegacy ft Baker The Legend (Prod. DO BeatsEnt)

Jacob Cass- https://soundcloud.com/emmanuel-rodriguez-davis

Team Kokoro - Music & Memes

NerdcoreVPC

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