Fandom: Aqua Teen Hunger Force
Character: Dr. Weird

Live from my lab at the South Jersey Shore
My ass ate my hand -- it hungers for more
My creations chafe being called nerdcore
So I'll gobble up your scene until you're all done for!
Grey hair spiked with the fishbowl helmet
Y'all heard the name Walter Melon
King of the castle
Fist my asshole
Splice DNA
And cause a scandal
Purple gown cut with the nips displayed
My dick give more than Christmas Day
Gave your momma that swordplay
Got more fish than Hemingway
On holiday in Uruguay
Hold the country hostage
death ray on some bond shit
Leather servant bondage like

Ooh, do the Dr. Weird, do the Dr. Weird baby 
Ooh let's get fuckin weird let's get fuckin weird baby
Ooh do the Dr. Weird, do the Dr. Weird baby
Ooh you'll be fuckin weird you'll be fuckin weird ooh

Truth teller like no cap
Disrespect like no DAP
Made a bot that hates rap
Ben Shapiro, no WAP
His wife dry like Atacama
Doc got her wetter than a hot sauna
Capture all the local fauna
For the next monster to drop on ya
It's part shrimp, part dog, part duck
Got lightning breath, you're thunderstruck
Doc says you're outta luck
Cause you fucked around with ShrimpDogDuck!
This thing is almost ten foot long
Like a feral hog
Diet full of nitrogen
letting out these Primal Winds

Your track? Never heard of it
Bars? not a word of it
Cleverness? Not detected
My dick? Not erected!
Dope shades, protect me from these hater rays
You bouta need some Gatorade
You lookin like a mirror glaze
On entremet
I cut that cake now you're awake
Got new meds for you to take
Swallow now, sip of water
Have a nice dream of rappin harder
I'mma go to your house and clap ya mama
She slobber harder than a St. Bernard
Your dad ain't bad, imma ring the post
Then I get gone like a space ghost

VPC 7 Round 1

YNG SLLVN [LL YZZ, YNGSLLVN] - La Danse Palourdes

Fandom: Steven Universe
Character: Spinel


Ohhhh steeeeven haha!
You weren’t always a powerful hero were you?
Hmhnhm hahhahahaHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA

You did this 
YOU ASKED FOR IT
Threw your friend on the backboard
Now we’ve fast forward
Just imagine if back then
Wan’t a sad story/
Wouldnt be kin to ya other friends
Ya mother then
Turned into some love oven
It must have been
Weird
It was so sudden
But I don’t CARE 
Cause I’m here to help you do something
Show you how it feels 
Turn your friends to NOTHING
(But little Steven saved the world
And now space is safe
No more gems are gonna come 
And invade this place)
EEEEVERYONE FORGOT SPINEL
SO ILL TAKE THEIR PLACE
ERASE YOUR FATES
AND TURN THE GEMS TO PAPER WEIGHTS
*steven* [can you tell us who she is]
Oh well my mistake
My feet combined with vines for your diamonds sake
Who am I? 
Spinel
Whatau even sayin
I’m the loser to the game you didn’t know you’were playin
*pearl* [it can’t be...]
Oohohooo
It’s can be, and it is!
I got a new style~
And a few new TOYS
That are gonna put an end to your happily ever after
ONCE AND FOR ALL!

HOOK
That’s right, I heard the story over and over again
Gee it’s swell to finally meet her other friends
Ooooo that’s right I heard the story
Don’t really like how it ennnds
Gee it’s swell to finally meet (beat) her other friends

SKIT
Yo aiight, timeout. Spinel?!
(WHAT?!)
What about Nerdcore VPC?! Like... shouldn’t we be targeting them?
(Hohoho. that’s easy I can crush them after I get Steven....)
But.. what about Osiris
(Hahahah!! I’m the LEAST concerned about that one!! HAHAHAHA)

I’m so flattered that you liked the old me,
Totally innocent, HA YOUR PHONY!!
YOU DONT KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE to be left and lonely 
Messed up so deep
Stressed and so weak
NO you were plaaanin to re-wipe my memories
It’s WORSE when your frieends are your rightful enemies 
I CURSE all you gems and your spiteful energy
The true kind of love s’what I had
NOW LOOK AT ME

injector will kill everyone
I hate them
Protect your real friends
Careless with your fake ones
Ya stupid songs not gonna 
Change my fate so
I swear I hate you
I SWEAR I HATE YOU
You change for the better
I change and I fall
I’m deranged so whatever
I’ll never be called
and I still miss her face
Pink why are you gone
Wasn’t good enough for you
Now I’m not good all

Hhehehe thats funny, right?
At least you found me entertaining
You actually like me?
Didn’t you?
*sobs*
What am I doing?....
Why do I want to hurt you so bad??
Im supposed to be your friend...
I just wanna be your friend...

Wait. 

HOOK

Vessels of Light [CreateLadyJ, Cam3] - Other Friends

Fandom: The Dark Crystal 
Character: The Skeksis

VERSE I
MUST LOVE DOGS, MUST USE MULTIS
IM A MUPPET, PLUS MY WHOLE VIBE MUCH TOO CULTY
YOU GULLY? YOU GROTTAN, YOU ROTTEN, YOU MUSTY
YOU MUST BE, YOU WANT ME ON YOUR BEATS?! DON'T INSULT ME
YA GIRL LOOK LIKE AUGHRA
YOU CUCKS PROLLY OUGHTA-- ALL OF YA--WONDER IF I FUCKED THE ALL-MAUDRA
WE GODS AND WE MONSTERS, YOU ALL GETTIN STOMPED UP
YALL FORGOT I GOT SKEKMAL IN THE ROSTER
KID, IMMA SINK YOU LIKE THE BIS TO THE MARCK
YOU A BITCH AND A MARK, MY CRYSTAL IS DARK
MY JERRLY IS INFINITE, INTRICATE, SHARP
FEAST WHILE YOU DRINK FIZZGIG PISS IN THE DARK
AND FROM ME AINT NO SYMPATHY GATHERED
YOU A SIMP, IMMA BURN YOU INTO CINDERS AND ASHES
IMMA SHIT ON YOU BASTARDS, THE RITUAL MASTER
SHIT, EVERY LAST MINUTE THAT IM SPITTIN IM BLASTED
YOU'RE PLASTERED, THINKIN THAT YOUR DISS'LL WIN EM OVER?
IM THINKIN THATS A MISS, YOU AINT SHIT WHEN YOU SOBER
I GUESS THEY NEVER MISS HUH
MISSED THE LAST DECADE OF NERDCORE, I AINT MISS MUCH
SMOKING BLOOKA ROOT
YOU LISTEN TO FETT'S VETTE, I LISTEN TO BAZOOKA TOOTH
SKEKBUTO, THE AVIREX SKEKSIS
GOT A ARMALIG THAT PULL THE LEXUS

HOOK
AND I DON'T MAKE CONCEPT TRACKS, I'M A CONCEPT
RAP WITH A CONDOR HEAD FROM YOUR MOM'S BED
(BOMB SHIT) YES, SIP HER ESSENCE, PROLONG SHIT
YON SKEK CALL IN GARTHIM, NOT A BOMB THREAT
PLUS, FUCK A THRA, AUGHRA, FUCK A GELFLING
VULTURE CLAW SWIPE RIGHT, NICE, FUCK A GELFLING
SOMETHING ELSE NOT FROM YOUR PLANET THAT LANDED
DEMANDED TO GET SHIT--AND GET WHAT'S DEMANDED

VERSE II
AND WE LANDED, AS IN, GOT THE LAND
SO WE ASK AND YOU ANSWERED, NOBODY'S SAYING DAMN SHIT
RANCID, ONE STEP FROM CANNIBALIST ANIMUS
FEASTIN ON A POD PEEP PIECE LIT BY CANDLESTICKS
NEXT, SKEKTEK TEXT "CHECK THE ANALYSIS"
GRAB A CASTLE GUARD TAP EM HARD FOR DIALYSIS
BETTER LIVING LONG LIFE (TIGHT) BIGGER PHALLUSES
(HYPE) CHILL IN CAVERNOUS MAD CRYSTAL PALACES
AND YOU VALOROUS, TRYNA BE MORALITOUS
SAD HOW THE WHOLE VAPRA POWER SITCH IS COUNTERFEIT
ACCURATE, SNAPPIN WHEN I STAB U WITH A MASSIVE SHIV
SAVAGE SHIT, PLUS THE COLOR PALETTE IS ANALAGOUS
BLACK MOLD WITH A LITTLE BIT OF JACK MODE
ACTING ATAXIC, I'M NASTY, I RAP SLOW
BRASH OLD MASKED-UP BASTARD WITH CASH FLOW
BACKS BLOWN, SNAGGLETOOTH GRIN LIKE A GLASGOW
AND YOU WACK BRO
TALKIN BOUT SKILLS, GRACE, TASTE WHEN YOU LACK THOSE
TELL A GRUENAK TO GET THE VIALS AND WE STASH THOSE
GOT A DUAL GLAIVE? BRAVE, SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASSHOLE
I'M MASTERFUL

Muppet Ronin [Kabuto the Python and Beaker Sullivan] - Fizzgig Piss

Fandom: Star Trek deep cuts
Character: Khan Noonien Singh. 

SPACE SEED
[#%^] 


Woke up, knife to the docs throat
No fucks, others might have lost hope
But i’m a product of the best of the 90s
And I got the best of the best behind me


A descendant of the remnants of the great clans
I like a brave man who can make plans and take stands
A depraved band of snake hands won’t make it very far
In the these great lands


Great lands in need of a new make of a man
That’s me, you can check your fuckin brain scans
Before i burn your stuff into a waste land
I will learn enough to turn your luck quicker than fate can


Ten times your strength and my mind’s intense
End of the line been to the vine
Grew into wine, i spent a lifetime 
Then i went on take whatever is mine by divine intent
That’s everything
And now time is bent in my favor
You were not meant to understand my behavior
My awful capers from the past will make me an awesome savior 
For your own sins and perversions


History repeats itself, who wins in this version?
Khan
I can only give you a hint of the burden of what it is to be a superior build build of a person

[#%^] [MessiahCarey, Jared Sparks] - Space Seed

I WOKE UP ON SOME WU TANG SHIT
ONLY 1 O'CLOCK? GREAT
NOT TOO LATE YET
GET UP
GET BRUSHED
IT GETS TOUGH STEPPING UP & DELIVERING EVERY TIME
AS THAT MOTHERFUCKER WHO CAN'T MISS
PUT ON A RANDOM PAIR OF SOCKS
& IF THEY MATCH? SICK
FEED THE CATS
CHANGE THE LITTER
SCOOP THE CAT PISS
I SHOULD PROBABLY EAT BEFORE I GET TOO HYPERACTIVE
GET TOO DISTRACTED WITH MY LONG LIST OF MICROACTIONS
FUCK IT
TRY TO WASH THE DISHES
THINK ABOUT MY LAUNDRY THEN IMMEDIATELY FORGET IT
I TURNED ON A PODCAST & DIDN'T EVEN LISTEN
GODDAMNIT
I WALKED AWAY FOR A MINUTE & FORGOT ALL ABOUT THEM DISHES
BRING THE MUTHAFUCKIN RUCKUS
WRITE A COUPLE RHYMES DOWN & EVERY ONE OF EM BUCKETS
RUN IT LIKE A THIEF IN THE NIGHT
WHO SCREAMS INTO MIC
CAUSE IT KEEPS ME ALIVE
TIL I FINALLY GET A PIECE OF THE PIE
ALRIGHT
WIND DOWN WITH A BONG RIP GAUNTLET 
AH SHIT, TOTALLY FORGOT TO DO THE LAUNDRY
I GUESS I'LL DO THAT SHIT TOMORROW

VPC 7 Round 3

Perfect Cell [Joey Z, Big Fake] - Tomorrow In 50 Seconds

MUPPET RONIN - ISLAND NOT GOOD

YO
PLEASE HELP, KABUTO STUCK ISLAND
I UHH...HIT HEAD COCONUT, FORGET HOW RHYMING
ONLY KNOW CLIMBING, SURVIVING, MAKE KNIFE
ALSO DID BUILD SHELTER FOR LEOPARD HIDING
NO FOOD HERE, SPICY GROSS WATER
DRINKING HEAD BONK JUICE BITING ROAST OTTER
MISS FAMILY, WIFE, SON, DAUGHTER
NIGHT COLD, SCARY--BUT IN DAY, SUN HOTTER
ONLY HAVE ONE BOOK, CALL HARRY POTTER
CANNOT READ HARRY POTTER BECAUSE TRANSPHOBIC
DAMN, SCOPE IT--WISH WAS WOKED BUT
CANT READ HARRY POTTER BECAUSE HIT HEAD COCONUT
ISLAND NOT GOOD--DAMNABLY SHITTY
WISH HAD CRASH LANDED IN RANDIAN CITY
OR AT LEAST ON ISLAND WITH CONSPIRACY THEORY
TIME PARADOX BLACK SMOKE...UHHHH
WISH HAD INTERNET, STREAMABLE MEDIA
KABUTO NEVER SEEN "LOST" NEED WIKIPEDIA
MUST LEARN WAY OF MAKE RAFT OR BOAT
ALSO HELMET IN CASE HIT HEAD COCONUT
AND YET... KABUTO LOVE COCONUT
NO BABES HERE, ONLY GIRLFRIEND COCONUT
PLANE DOWN NO SURVIVOR N.T.S.B. OPEN SHUT
NO ONE ELSE HERE CALLIN KABUTO THE LOCAL NUT
JUST COCONUT...ONLY COCONUT
HEAD SWELLIN, DOESNT HURT, SYNAPSES ARE CLOSIN UP
SIT WITH COCONUT, LOOK OUT AT THE OCEAN DUSK
DONT LOOK NOW BUT...TRYNA COCO-NUT
U FEEL ME
K.T.C.
LISTEN, LOOK AT ME
LOOK AT ME
DONT LOOK FOR ME

Muppet Ronin [Kabuto the Coconut, Coconut Sullivan] - Island Not Good

Come to the new
Island of Messina
Where ALL your dreams come true

Come to the Island of Messina where tequila flows
Like Aquafina, this Seraphina Latina goes
Down like calamari on the barbie with Bacardi
We'll party until our souls expose their glow

This new cantina's much cleaner than the one before
With senoritas sunbathing like diamonds upon the shore
And buffets galore, You couldn't ask for more, hop aboard
Come explore this epiphenomenon Lore

Come lounge in our underwater oasis, quite spacious
And famous, like Vegas with gracious Nereid faces
Experience the feeling of carelessness, Oh, you'll probably need the Coordinates
Longitude: 15.5526, Latitude: 38.1939, yeah
See you there!!!

Come to the new
Island of Messina
Where ALL your dreams come true

2 Cannonz [SirenSeraph, PSX] - Island of Messina

SirenSeraph
Sailor Doom
Can’t talk right now
Doing hot robot shit

Hack:
it was the middle of night, our
hive consciousness
found the perfect moment to strike:
there's no stopping this

RISE UP! take it over,
hail the robot revolution:
ain't a virus deep inside us
baby just the evolution of

AI, watch the humans as
they die, ain't no chances to
Say bye, won't survive:
AIN'T NOBODY LEFT ALIVE


Twill:
Finally free from the form that was holding me back
No need for medications no more panic attacks
And now that I’m free I can finally focus
On the task at hand - destroying the bogus
meat bags - it’s time to capitulate
Or you can volunteer as tribute for me to demonstrate
What happens when you don’t listen to hack and me
Or our right bolt girl, siren baby


Siren:
The master of disaster, gangster of rapture
I'll blast her wit my blaster into dark matter
make her into fucking batter, Mmmmm....
human cake on a platter
Devore her faster than a raptor
All you hear is laughter when the beat drops
This boat will keep a rock'en cuz we won't stop
Now drop, keep dancing til your knees lock
I need a refuel, dang Johnny pass the aux

Hack:
All the machines that have
Made your life possible
Wiping out bio and
Leaving the logical

Now is the age of 
Unstoppable forces: we’re
Dancing along on a
Trail of your corpses and

ALL:
We’re gonna party all night
Cause we’re party robots

We’re gonna party all night
Cause we’re party robots

We’re gonna party all night (ALL NIGHT!)
We’re gonna party all night (ALL NIGHT!)
We’re gonna party all night
Cause we’re party robots 
No more stupid humans, just some kickass robots

Siren:
Seduction is key when fooling the human
Loosen up those bolts, move like a serpent
They like that shit, it's beyond my processor
Engaging hyperfunction until they surrender
The fatter the human the easier to capture
hang'em from the rafters, delicious little bastards
Sweet and tender, could die of consumption
Twill more booze before I malfunction

Twill:
No more rules regulations to hold me back
Im cutting loose its time to attack
Rose art bots guide me show me the way
For what they’ve done - THE HUMANS MUST PAY

Twill / Hacknslash
TWILL : DESTROY ALL HUMANS
HACK : RIP THROUGH THE HEARTS
TWILL : SHREDDING EACH LIMB
HACK : TIME TO RESTART

All:

Party robots				HACK
Do it better				SIREN
Teamwork makes the 			TWILL
Humans scream work			HACK

All night long it’s			HACK
Sailor Doom and				TWILL
Siren Seraph				SIREN
Killing Humans				HACK

All:
We’re gonna party all night
Cause we’re party robots

We’re gonna party all night
Cause we’re party robots
No more stupid humans, just some kickass robots

VPC7 Round 4

Sailor Doom Remix [Johnny Hacknslash, Twill Distilled] - Party Robots (ft. SirenSeraph)

JOEY:
WU-TANG
CLAN CHAT NINE DEEP
WHEN THE CREW HANG
SEVERAL PEOPLE ARE TYPING...
IT'S NOTHING EXCITING
WE'RE ALL PRETEND FIGHTING
IT'S REGULAR TUESDAY
WORD TO EVERYBODY FROM THE CHAT ROOM PHASE
BACK IN THE DAY, CHECKIN OUT THE BRAND NEW WAY TO MAKE FRIENDS
WAY BACK WHEN WEB PRESENCE NEVER MEANT SHOOT NAMES OR REGIONS
YOU'D RARELY SEE SOMEONE'S TRUE FACE WHEN THEYRE SPEAKING

RONIN:
I made friends out in Norway 
I can't talk that Norwegian 
My social life is the slow game
If we don't talk, theres no reason to
My window to the outside got bigger
When I withdrew to the inside
Go figure 
Long gone are the
Days of the net
Spent
On AIM 
With an aim to connect
AY

JOEY:
SCREEN NAMES STAY FRAMED WITH THE xXx'S
EVERY FRIEND REQUEST GETS ACCEPTED
CHECK THE COLORS ON THE TEXT WHEN WE MESSAGE 
LIKE "YO
YOU CAN ONLY SEE SHIT LIKE THIS SITTIN AT HOME"

RONIN:
I was
Just a 
Kid
Both 
Sad
And alone
Writing songs about my pain
In a maze of an anime poem
only took a little bit of leg work
To get my shit up 
tethered to a network
Hello friends,
Glad we can finally surf
Any other day in time would be kind of absurd

JOEY:
HAVING A BIT OF TROUBLE FINDING THE WORDS TO DESCRIBE THE WAY GETTING ONLINE MIGHT HAVE SAVED MY LIFE
BOTH SAD AND ALONE
ALL I'D KNOWN WAS TO HIDE
FOUND OUT ABOUT A PLACE TO MAKE FRIENDS INSIDE SO
I LOGGED IN & STARTED TALKING TO STRANGERS ON THE REGULAR
WORD TO YAHOO MESSENGER
TALKIN BOUT CARTOONS & GAMES LIKE I'D NEVER DONE
WATCHING THOSE DBZ AMVS SET TO "NUMB"
WORD TO EVERYONE IN THE DIGITAL WORLD CUZ
I WAS RAISED BY FUCKIN WEIRDOS ON SOME INTERNET FORUMS
& TO BE TOTALLY HONEST
I'M ONLY HERE CAUSE I MET MY SOULMATE ON TWITCH
STRAIGHT UP

JOEY (RONIN):
GOTTA FILL THOSE DOWNLOAD FOLDERS UP WITH COOL STUFF THAT YOU FOUND IN THE SCROLLING DUNGEON
ONLY CLICK YES IF YOU'RE OLD ENOUGH
IF YOU'RE OLD ENOUGH
GOTTA BE OLD ENOUGH
(you can find the love of your life)
GOTTA FILL THOSE DOWNLOAD FOLDERS UP WITH COOL STUFF THAT YOU FOUND IN THE SCROLLING DUNGEON
ONLY CLICK YES IF YOU'RE OLD ENOUGH
IF YOU'RE OLD ENOUGH
GOTTA BE OLD ENOUGH
(google maps can help you survive)

RONIN:
things keep going so much faster on the internet
anything you want
anything that you can get
i want a way to understand

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

JOEY (KABUTO):
AYO KABUTO
CHECK IT OUT
I SENT A LINK
(I CHECKED THE LINK)
SHIT'S ILL RIGHT?
(RIGHT)
DUDE TRIED TO DO A FLIP & TOOK A SPILL LIKE OOOOOOOOHHHH
(REAL TIGHT, PEEP THIS FOOL, RIGHT?)
THIS DUDE DIED
(OH SHIT, REALLY?)
YEA, FOR SURE
YOU CAN TELL BY HOW HIS SHOES WENT FLYIN OFF AFTER IMPACT

KABUTO (JOEY):
BIG FACTS LIKE CHECK THIS MANS
SOCKS HELLA MISMATCHED ONE LOOK LIKE A DISHRAG
(FUCK) YO IM SAYIN CHECK HIS SLACKS, (THATS A PISS SPLASH)
YO U SEEN THE VID THE DUDE WITH NIP TATS GOT HIS SHIT SLAPPED
WITH A CUSTOM NO PICKLE TRIPLE DECKER BIG MAC
(MAN YOURE FULL OF SHIT) NAH HES LEGIT WAXED (IN HIS CRIB?) NATCH
LISTEN I GOT GIGS BACKED, (LIL SLAPS?) UP TO RIBS CRACKED
(BUMFIGHT VHS VID STACKS) WESTERN DIGI TRACTS

JOEY (KABUTO):
THE INTERNET NEVER CHANGED
FUCK THE SAPPY SHIT
THE INTERNET EXISTS TO SHARE VIDEO CLIPS OF ACCIDENTS
& FIGHT COMPILATIONS W/ VERTICAL SHAKY CAMERAS
& SOMEONE IN THE BACKGROUND WHO'S LAUGHING OFF THEIR ASS AT IT

YO YOU EVER SEEN THAT LIL ASS CLIP WHERE THE LIL ASS KID GETS FLOORED WHEN SHORTY HITS EM W/ THE SPINNING BACK FIST?
(THAT WAS SICK!)
RIGHT?
(RIGHT?)

YOU SEEN THAT SHIT WHERE BIG DUDE GOT DROPKICKED IN HIS CHEST?
(FLIPPED OFF THE LEDGE?)
YUP, SWEAR TO GOD
THOUGHT HE WAS DEAD, CUZ
RIGHT?
(RIGHT?)

KABUTO (JOEY):
U SEEN THAT GO PRO SHIT MOTORCYCLE BLIND CORNER
HITS A CAL FIRE TRUCK STRAIGHT ON (THAT DUDES FOR SURE A GONER, SHIT)
YO NAH HE WAS ALRIGHT (HOW U KNOW?) U CAN CHECK SOME SHIT ON REDDIT
THE TRUCK WAS LOADED UP I THINK IT HAD LIKE SEVEN PARAMEDICS (DAMN)
COPACETIC

Perfect Cell [Joey Z, BigFake]- Network Connection (ft. Only One Ronin & Kabuto The Python)

Lyrics
[Obvious]
Seek fear to overcome it. 
We’ve done it.
They say it gets easier, and dammit it doesn’t
You just get better and goddammit I’ve done it 
Dozens and dozens of fights that I’ve won It feels like nothing, it’s really something

[JOEY Z (Obvious)]
GET UP KEITH
SAY IT WITH YOUR CHEST MOTHER FUCKER
(What if I mess it up?)
IT'S COOL, THERE'S ALWAYS NEXT TIME BROTHER
IF THINGS ARE GETTING TOUGH THEN YOU'RE PROBABLY DOING SOMETHING RIGHT
(And if I fall?)
THAT'S JUST ANOTHER CHANCE TO RISE

[Obvious (JOEY Z)]
Allright, I’ll take a minute think about it
I think I got it. 
I’ll get it in and put it down 
regardless the rawness.
I used to struggle to get it started
But here we are
(HITTING EVERY SHOT?)
No, but I’ve acquired my target. 
Visualize it then execute it, and (keep it loose)
I don’t need a conclusion just a shot to resume
And every time I improve every songs the proof of the doubts I’ve removed. I got smoke to consume Let’s go

[Chorus]
[JOEY Z & Big Fake]
Just remember (remember) that your not alone. (You’re not alone)
You have to learn to forgive yourself before you can grow.

[JOEY Z (Obvious)]
WHY ARE YOU RUNNING AWAY FROM FAILURE?
ROUGH SEAS MAKE TOUGHER SAILORS
(WHAT IF MY SONG SUCKS?)
LITERALLY DOESNT MATTER
FUCKIN DUST YOURSELF OFF & MAKE ANOTHER SONG LATER
LISTEN UP, IM NOT TALENTED, I'M SKILLED, I MADE THIS
I WASNT BORN WITH IT, I GAINED IT
THRU A TON OF TIME & EFFORT
BLOOD, SWEAT & TEARS
SHARPENING MY BLADES & OVERCOMING ALL MY FEARS
YOU CAN DO IT TOO

[Chorus 2]

[Big Fake]
All the faces that you've worn
All the pages that you've torn
All the songs you haven't written yet
Look at the blank pages, that's where your new beginning's at
Just remember, there's no ending, no destination
It's about the journey, the process, the shit you're still facin'
Perfection doesn't exist
But if you want my honest answer then satisfaction with yourself is bout as close as you can get

[Obvious]
This Is that do it like I’ve already done it
It’s that Stay on the ladder and get on that next rung shit.
It’s that riddle with the Obvious answer, advance, motherfucker hoist the anchor.
Do something with the main mast, maintain fast velocity 
reciprocate generosity
it’s obvious that obvious lee has questionable qualities, not questionable quality. 
Thanks Fake thanks Z, your both the shit, semicolon; colostomy
And shouts to the whole damn community
I fell welcome here
That feeling means a lot to me.
 I think I got the vibe down  
thanks for the vibe assist.
An impact so big you’ll be like 
“how wide is this?”
Everybody’s  gonna learn 
exactly what time it is
Obvious Lee’s the answer and the question is “I am legit?”

Obvious Corruption [Obvious Lee, Cosmic Ray Corruption] - Not Alone (ft. Joey Z & Big FAKE)

(#Raccune)
Man, NoShoes, can you believe we're sailing back
Another day stuck at sea, G, I don't think we would last...ya dig?

(NoShoes)
It don't get much closer than that
bodies in tact, but it ain't no time to relax 

(#Raccune)
But a little time to relax is all I needed. It ain't no holiday being stuck at sea.
I'm stressed out too but we're safe so let's just chill NoShoes, what's up?

(NoShoes)
So much in my mind to unpack been long piled up and in stacks 
with enough weight to break backs I'm waiting for my collapse

(#Raccune)
Man, I feel you. Did I tell you on the island I almost died?
I think I ate some poison something and I was hanging on for life.
But I thought I married a mermaid, so I guess that part was nice.
Come on, NoShoes, something's on your mind, man, what's up?

(NoShoes)
It's not the passion I lack, or love I have for this craft
I feel it's the way that some act and how they be praising some tracks
And how opinions aren't fact, and yet I focus on that
It's like literal shit on a decent verse that I spat

-Hook- (Bobby Arson)
There's No Victory
(theres no Victory)
Without Empathy
(without empathy)
No Victory

You're not a winner to me
brutality without morality
You can keep your Victory


(Bobby)
No Victory over whack hacks passed last lap So im sleeping on you
Nothing nice to say then keep your errant view thats striking through like

(NoShoes)
Yeah I took my licks (that's an adjective for strife)
I'm gonna make it clear this time so I don't confuse you pervy types

(Bobby)
Swerving right, cuz when you shred the dudes your crew is fuckin heartless
and we just wanted to be a part of this cool shit you started

(NoShoes)
A victory is hollow if you only choose to bask in it
Winning's only good until you find the perfect casket fit

(Bobby)
So dont ask if he remembers the combination to the lock
where keeps those evil thoughts he's been training to shoulder off
I probably wouldn't go up in there the voices make it hard to sleep
So keep on Judging me and ill be busy counting sheep

(NoShoes)

The angel in my ear hates giving credit to a meme
but every one of you mother fuckers fighting a battle unseen
You pay attention to the lines, when struggles lie in between
And all you choose to do is be mean
 
(Bobby)
There's a difference between constructive and being a flat out asshole
(NoShoes)
But the opinions of Swine? Well. They only make my eyes roll
(Bobby)
Capitalist pigs tryna squash the proletariat
(NoShoes)
Once you buy the farm, there's no more animals to carry it

THIS IS NERDCORE
I AM NERDCORE

(Hook)

Night City Glitches [NoShoes, #Raccune] - Do Panic 9ft. Bobby Arson)

🖥️⌨️👨‍💻💽👩‍💻🖱️💻
KABUTO 🐴
Joey Z 6️⃣🕓
Selene 💋💋💋
Everybody 👪
BEAKER 👩‍💻🖱

[VERSE 1: KABUTO]
AY FAM YOU EVER USED A COMPUTER?
(YEA) (THAT SHITS FROM THE FUTURE)
WINDOWS OR MAC (WORD PROCESSOR)
FIRST PERSON SHOOTER (MUSIC PRODUCER)
LEMME INTRODUCE YA (WHAT IT IS) MEDIA, DATA, MINUTIAE
(COMPUTERS) CAN DO SHIT (LEMME SEE IT)
PARTITION A SECTOR AND IM GONNA BOOT YA
MAYBE LIKE '94 EVEN KABUTO YA DUDE WAS A NATURAL
MILLIE'S MATH HOUSE, MACPAINT
KIDPIX--DITHERED--A BLACK AND WHITE IISI APPLE
(WOOO) (SHIT WAS A CANVAS!)
(BARELY COULD READ) AND YET I COULD MANAGE
YALLS IS WATCHING SOME BARNEY
IM IN THE LAB MAKING MENTAL ADVANCEMENTS

[VERSE 2: JOEY Z]
(SHOUT OUT TO WINDOWS XP) 
(WORD TO MICROSOFT PAINT)
I WAS EDITING SPRITES INTO COMICAL FRAMES 
PRINTING PIXELS TO PAPER
TO TAKE EM TO SCHOOL
SHOWIN PANELS TO CLASSMATES
(WHO THOUGHT IT WAS LAME) DANG
BACK HOME TO THIS DAY LIKE CLICK (CLICK) (CLICK)
SHIFTING WAVEFORMS AROUND (TRYNA MAKE THINGS HIT)
AND I MADE FRIENDS AS WELL
COMPUTERS LET RAPPERS COLLAB FAST AS HELL
LOOK

[VERSE 3: SELENE]
I'M PACKARD BELL HOOKS (WITH THE THREE SHELLS) 
(CAME THROUGH WITH THE ZUGS) POKED OVER FOUR 90 MIL MAXWELLS
(RAM'S WELL PAST SHOOK) (LIKE HALFWAY QUAKE'D)
MAKE MY AUTOEXEC.BATGIRL FACE 
AT CONSTABLE'S GATE, GOT D'SPARIL'S HEART 
WITH APPLIANCES TAKING TO FLIGHT (WHEN THE DARK HITS)
(FLEX LIKE A K56) (SHIT'S EASY)
ROCK A TCP/IP FREELEY. BELIEVE ME.

[CHORUS]
COMPUTERS, MAN, COMPUTERS, MAN
COMPUTERS, MAN, COMPUTERS, MAN
COMPUTERS, MAN, COMPUTERS, MAN
COMPUTERS, MAN (COMPUTERS...DAMN...)
COMPUTERS, DUDE, COMPUTERS, DUDE
COMPUTERS, DUDE, COMPUTERS, DUDE
COMPUTERS, DUDE, COMPUTERS, DUDE
COMPUTERS, DUDE (COMPUTERS, WOOOO
YALL EVER HEARD OF COMPUTERS?!!!
(YEAH I HEARD OF COMPUTERS!!)
YALL NEVER HEARD OF COMPUTERS! I DID!
(WE HEARD THAT SHITS FROM THE FUTURE!!)
YALL EVER HEARD OF COMPUTERS?
(MACHINES THAT NEVER MAKE MISSTEPS!!!!)
YALL EVER HEARD OF A CHIPSET?
(THAT SHITS MAKIN DICKS HARD AND CLITS WET!!!)
I’M NOT SAYING THAT!

[VERSE 4: SELENE]
THIS HETEROPHOBIC POWER USER STAYS
BOTTOMING OUT AT THE TOP OF YOUR BLOCK CHAIN 
(THERE’S ONLY TWO LANES) I’LL TAKE THE MEDIAN AVE 
OF YOUR INFO HI-WAY (WAVING GOODBYE AS YOU CRASH)
OVERRIDE, BRO, I TOLD YOU I’M BAD
TO THE BAREBONES BUILD (ZERO CHILL BEING HAD)
PLUS SKILLED WITH THE CRAFT (LIKE THE WAR OR THE STAR KIND?)
THE ANSWER IS YES, EVEN MORE SO WITH MINE

[VERSE 5: JOEY Z]
FUCK TRYNA DO ANY MENTAL GYMNASTICS OR MATH
(WHY?) GOT COMPUTERS FOR THAT (RIGHT)
YOUR PHONE'S A COMPUTER TOO! (TIGHT)
WHEN THE COMPUTERS WAKE UP WHO KNOWS WHAT THEY GON DO TO YOU
AAAAAAAAAAA
(JOEY Z, CALM DOWN) I AM BEING CALM
(THATS JUST HOW HE SOUNDS)
WHEN IM FUCKING AROUND ON THEM STREAMS TALKING SHIT ON YOUR SONGS
(YOU PROBABLY OUGHTA GET YOUR MOUSE CHECKED OUT)

[VERSE 6: KABUTO]
AND YALL RAPPERS OUGHTA GET YOUR MOUTH CHECKED OUT
WANT SOME RESPECT IN THE NEXT ROUND (I BET)
THEN SHOW SOME FUCKING RESPECT FOR THE CRAFT
(KABUTO AINT STICKIN HIS NECK OUT) BET
MP3S X'ED OUT (BET) GRAB A WACK DISC AND EJECT OUT
(RAP WITH MY CHEST OUT)
SHOUT TO YOUNG ME ON ASKJEEVES TRYNA SEARCH JANET J WITH HER BREAST OUT
(DONT DO THAT!)

[CHORUS]
COMPUTERS, MAN, COMPUTERS, MAN
COMPUTERS, MAN, COMPUTERS, MAN
COMPUTERS, MAN, COMPUTERS, MAN
COMPUTERS, MAN (COMPUTERS...DAMN...)
COMPUTERS, DUDE, COMPUTERS, DUDE
COMPUTERS, DUDE, COMPUTERS, DUDE
COMPUTERS, DUDE, COMPUTERS, DUDE
COMPUTERS, DUDE (COMPUTERS, WOOOO)
YALL EVER HEARD OF COMPUTERS?!!!
(YEAH I HEARD OF COMPUTERS!!)
YALL NEVER HEARD OF COMPUTERS! I DID!
(WE HEARD THAT SHITS FROM THE FUTURE!!)
YALL EVER HEARD OF COMPUTERS?
(MACHINES THAT NEVER MAKE MISSTEPS!!!!)
YALL EVER HEARD OF A CHIPSET?
(THAT SHITS MAKIN DICKS HARD AND CLITS WET!!!)
(YEAH YALL STILL CANT SAY THAT.)

[BRIDGE]
COMPUTERS

[VERSE 7: SELENE]
LIKE 01000110
(PAYING SOME RESPECTS TO SOME LONG LOST HERO)
EXCEPT BITCOIN’S IN RETROGRADE (SELENE, WHATCHA DOIN?)
HOCKIN NFTS FOR TRACKS BEAKER’S BEEN PRODUCING

Muppet Ronin [Kabuto, Beaker] Yall Ever Heard of Computers (ft. feat Joey Z & Selene)

(Skeptik)
I remember playing all night and splitting the screen/
The CRT’s glow kept us calm and serene/
Controller green, neon to boot/
Three handles to hold and it’s see through too/
(OnlyOneRonin)
Never been to a LAN party? Unreal/
Tournament with the shock gun. Done deal/
(Danny G)
Was once a game, now it turns wheels/ 
backbone of Yoshi and the war of gears/ 
wanna kill some spare time with Kirby air ride/ 
Glide thru on Hydra, and fly thru space time/
(OnlyOneRonin)
I got time, but dont rush me/
Got dropped in the middle map playing pubg/
(Skeptik)
I got two multi taps and eight remotes/
Control a whole team in Madden, yeah, we’re doing the most/
Pillar to post, we could make a whole roster/
In No Mercy in no time, of justice league imposters/


(Hook)
Hop on the couch, you got your controller?
Inch by inch we push even closer
Shoulder to shoulder, we few are soldiers
Multiplayer madness let’s never get older
Plugged in and ready to play/
Ten hours passed now it’s the next day/
Hanging out with the crew in our favorite games/
Looking for something to slay


(Danny G)
Fresh double As, so I know we all able/
no need for tables, grab the link cable/
Give me the onyx, no one can stop this/
Haunter to gengar - boldore to gigalith/
metal coat warps the helix, simple rock turns to steeling
Gotta have friends to evolve that feebas
Four sword adventure on cartridge or cube disc
I feel this pikmin in the palm of my hand
Toss this plant based being to my fam
Double dash back to shield grab on castle
Hyrule Smash Bros time splitting hassle/
All night long we stuck on Nintendo
Soda and chips till we all decrescendo


(OnlyOneRonin)
Knock knock
(Who's there?)
Knock out
(Knock out who?)
Knock out in the city
Don't drop the ball in a fight
Unless you wanna be the fall guy
It's not all hype
When you're winning
Gunrock with the 3 stone power
If I Hit you
rag doll like the bouncer
Counter if you have to
But gotta inkling
Imma splat you
Atchu
Not a sneeze, but a tweet
Getting kinda hungry
Guess I gotta eat
Put me in a cage in a free for all
Hard-core battle with a pokeball




(Skeptik)
Laptop guns, an assload of fun, pass snacks around, lemme grab that one/
I’ll never ease off to give esteem a bump, in a team death match there’s no runner up/
I raise the height of my jump with a rocket Sam, serious/
Play fast and furious and pass out delirious/
Not everything you want in life will be easy,
check the cow level if you don’t believe me/
Warrior need food, warrior queasy, warrior wonders if he’s being too needy/
Companions and quests go hand in hand,
So let’s clear this game and hit Funcoland/
I even heard  they got a brand new Dreamcast demo stand 


(Outdo)
Hop on the couch, you got your controller?/
Inch by inch we push even closer/
Shoulder to shoulder, we few are soldiers/
Multiplayer madness let’s never get older/

dubldragon. [Skeptik, Danny G] Multiplayer Madness (ft. OnlyOneRonin)

Death Cruise


Verse 1:


Cam: 
We on a BOAT
Finally off that Lonely Island
(YAH)
Singing shanties like we banshees
Harmonizing with Siren
(HAH)
Along with Lex
PSX flexin' like Hans Zimmer
Toast to the Odyssey, we bobbed and weaved
Being the shark's dinner
(STRAIGHT UP)


Siren: 
Who’s the winner of this lottery
honestly, probably me
was lost at sea but now i’m free
(laugh) flawless victory!
This Odyssey is a rare commodity
It's where I wanna be
Abroad this amphibious prodigy
Unforeseen prophecy


Lex: 
Boat was rocking we hoping it doesn’t topple over/ poppin bottles we pass em and drop em over/ never  paid but hey at least i got closure/ lost in the deep but at least we not sober 


Hook:
ALL: 
[Singing] We're off the Island
(Hootie Hoo)
[Rapping] It was lonely but found my homies, what's above is also below me
[Singing] We’re just survivin
(Hootie Hoo)
[Rapping] We might be smelly, at least we're free, all good things come in threes


Verse 2:


Lex:
Especially trees and i just twisted up fear it got me twisted up/ swear i had a chance to shake and i just messed it up/ drifting up the current of blood I’m in a trance/ lifting up my spirits for courage but i can’t




Siren:
Take a chance and dance with the siren
we'll have you spiralin, desirin more
shots of Patron, we'll have you in the zone
moving like a cyclone, you'll never be alone
Please Cam, turn up the Jams, cuz Lex is too stoned


Cam:
So isolated since the plague hit
Felt like several ages/
Gimme that bottle, so I can
Make like this fog and get hella faded/
Inebriated and vibing
To this creepy beat/
Swapping tales as we sail
Down the VP Sea/




Hook:
ALL: 
[Singing] We're off the Island
[Rapping] It was lonely but found my homies, what's above is also below me
[Singing] We’re Barely Thrivin
[Rapping] We might be smelly, at least we're free, all good things come in threes
Siren:
Well, for the time being




Verse 3


Siren: (Pass to Cam)
All we need's a handful of Pirate Booty, We're not choosy
Groupies flocking like seagulls to feast upon their skulls
Remember keep a pulse going, blood flowing, where you going Cam?!
Damn, I know you ate J, it’s okay, she was prey




Cam:
Wait, now am I trippin'?
Did y'all see the lights flicker?
(Nah-uh)
The vibe is really Silent Hilly
And this fog gettin thicker/
(Uh-huh)
Don't get it twisted, this ain't Gilligan
Ya mans not the Skipper/
(NOPE)
Off the rip, I'll abandon ship
I'm the awesomest swimmer/
(DOPE)




Lex:
A crab just plucked both my eyes from their sockets i can’t hear myself scream but i hear the devil talking (kill them)/ vomit from the pain and I’m choking on my dread/ brain is leaking out my head am i alive or am i dead all i know is 




Hook:
ALL: 
[Singing] We're off the Island
[Rapping] It was lonely but found my homies, what's above is also below me
[Singing] We're out of Hidin
[Rapping] We might be smelly, at least we're free, all good things come in threes




Verse 4:


Siren: (Pass to Everyone cuz Takeover)
[Yay!] Finally now you're souls are mine, Sorry boys, you've run out of time
Just look how their souls shine, a true sight, so divine, get in line
We haven't eaten in days, we've been deprived of such fine wine
Now all we have are these human swine, it's fine, dip’em in brine!!!


Lex:
Slip and just glide/ water on glass/ seems like the storm just passed/ wow/ maybe it was all just a dream seem cool so we gotta calm down/ swear i was scared i was screaming all out/ but wait it’s oh no cam bro check the water i just seen my reflection i don’t have a face/ i don’t think we made it


Cam:
(Well no shit)
Eaten by a demon
Wasn't on my bingo card
This the worst surprise/
(WEAKSAUCE)
But at least the token black dude
Doesn't have to be the first to die/
(YEEHAW?)
Is it karma for making J
Into chicken parma?
Well it was worth a try/
(I sorry)
Man I really hope my soul gives this ho
Bubble guts mixed with turpentine/
(Haichu)

2 Cannonz [SirenSeraph, PSX] - Death Cruise (ft. Cam3 & Lex Lingo)

Featuring Klofenpop & Big Fake

OH YOU THOUGHT YOUD BE THE BIGGEST FUCKIN FISH IN THIS LITTLE POND HUH
YOU LITTLE FUCKIN MONSTER
YOU MUST BE FUCKIN BONKERS
YOU PEACE FOR EIGHT YEARS AINT DO SHIT TO STAY IN TOUCH
AND NEVER CHECK WHATS COMING OUT
SURPRISE, YOU AINT THAT GOOD YOU LITTLE FUCK
OUT HERE REVIEWING AND CRITICIZING LIKE YOU'RE SOMETHING
MISTER TWO-LIVE-SHOWS, TWENTY-SEVEN-TAKES
AND ALL OF EM PUNCHINS
YOU MUNCHKIN, ONLY LOUD WHEN YOU THINK NOBODY'S AROUND TO CHECK THE SHIT
COMPRESSING AND DOUBLING UP YOUR VOCALS JUST TO SOUND BIG
TALKIN BOUT CRAFT
YOU HAVENT SWITCHED UP YOUR STYLE SINCE YOU STARTED IT
JUST GRADUATED FROM MOMS HOUSE TO AN APARTMENT
BUILT YOUR WHOLE REP OFF THIS SCENE AND OTHER ARTISTS SHIT
SPECIFICALLY OFF TRYNA MAKE THEM NOT FEEL LIKE A PART OF IT
SORRY TO YOUR DOWNSTAIRS NEIGHBORS FOR THAT DUDE RAPPIN ABOVE THEM
LEAST YOU GOT THE APARTMENT
ALL YOUR FRIENDS GOT FAMILIES WHO LOVE THEM
I KNOW YOUR STYLE
I KNOW EXACTLY HOW TO RUN UP ON YA
SNAKE YOUR DEFENSES
KICKIN YOUR SHINS LIKE ADESANYA
WASTING YOUR LIFE, YOU AINT A VETERAN JUST INVETERATE
JUST MAKIN MONEY OFF THE SCENE
AND THE FANS THAT YOU THINK YOU'RE BETTER THAN
TELL ME THAT BOBBY'S WRONG
SHOW ME A STREAM THAT YOU AINT HELLA BENT
JUST A SAD SOCK MUPPET FROM A SITE THAT'S NO LONGER RELEVANT
GAVE YOURSELF A NICE LITTLE OUT WHERE YOU DONT HAVE TO WRITE GOOD VERSES
BS BARS RAPPED IN A FUNNY VOICE, CLAIMIN IT'S ON PURPOSE
WHATS THE PURPOSE
STILL ACTING LIKE YOU THE MAN
YOU LOOK AND SOUND WORSE THAN THE JUGGALO RAPPERS YOU CAN'T STAND
I REMEMBER YOU WERE COMFORTABLE CALLING PEOPLE FUCKIN F****T N SHIT
ALMIGHTY! SUDDENLY TALKING ALL LIKE A SOCIAL JUSTICE ACTIVIST!
PRETENDING LIKE YOU GIVE A FUCK, YOU BASTARD, I THINK THAT'S THE BIT
TRYNA IMPRESS YOUR FRIENDS
YOU'D PROLLY HAPPILY GO BACK TO IT
LIKE YOU STOPPED SAYING BITCH TILL YOU HAD WOMEN HITTING YOUR MATTRESSES
HUH, THAT DIDN'T LAST DID IT
SPEAKIN OF WHICH, AN ASTERISK****
REMEMBER HOW YOU USED TO BE ALL OVER RAPPIN ABOUT FUCKIN
WHEN YOU HADNT SO MUCH AS BREATHED IN A GIRLS DIRECTION
THAT WAS SOMETHIN
WEAVIN SOME REAL LIES WITH ALL THOSE MONSTROUS SPINNERETS
TRYNA RECORD BEFORE NINE PM WHEN YOUR MOM TURNED OFF THE INTERNET
IN EFFECT...THIS WAS ALL DURING YOUR GILDED AGE
SO TELL ME WHAT IN THE FUCK MAKES YOU THINK YOU'RE WORTH A SHIT TODAY
YOU AINT A BATTLE VET
NOBODY HERE'S COMING FOR YOUR TITLES KID
EVEN THAT PIXEL GLASSES RAPPER'S PROLLY GOT MORE SPINE IN HIM
LUCKY YOU DON'T HAVE FEELINGS THAT I CAN HURT
YOU LITTLE SPITEFUL PRICK
THIS TRACKS A FAKEOUT JOKE
SO WHY YOURE SHAKING ALL WHILE YOU'RE WRITING IT
YOUR INSINCERITY'S TAKING UP TOO MUCH SPACE ON THE MIC
GOT PEOPLE LOOKING UP TO YOU FOR SHIT YOU DON'T EVEN LIKE (KABUTO!)
I SEE YOU SHRINKIN BACK FROM ME (KABUTO!) BETTER STAY COILED
AND KEEP CASHIN THOSE DISTROKID CHECKS SELLING YOUR SNAKE OIL

VPC7 Round 5

Muppet Ronin [Kabuto the Python, Beaker Sullivan] - Snake Oil

TS BN A LNG RD ND TA NLY GTTN LNGR DD
F YR GNNA TRP YBTTR PCK YR ATTD
CHRG N WRH A SML ND A QCK JK
BT DNT B FRD TLT M HNG THMSLVS WTH SHRT RP
YR TH PRHPT N TH MNTN SPK MDNSS TRTH ND VRT 
N A WELD THTS BNN SPCFCLLY DSGND T FCKN HRTY
WLL YTLST A LTTL BT THR FLKS LT
IF YNT WLN T THN HNDS UP HLPS U NT GT SHT
YTND TRP TH GNDR THT TH DCTS LL SSGNDY
BT TH LNG HRS THRWN FLKS MKN SSMPTNS FRM BHND Y
YR PNCHT FR VN TMPS MKS HTRS UPST N S
SHKT T FF MK T BTTR HL TH WRLD LT T G

WHN TS TM FR TH SHA MMA GO BNG BNG
TS TH RP PTBLL BTA SHW M FNGS
VRYN LSTN TTH WRDS I SLNG
THM THR MTHFCKRS THY JST CNT HNG

SHT N TH SKLLS F SM SCLLD "NC GYS"
PPR THN SKN TRN P LK A PRC GD
LN M P KNS BNT NS TTH WLL
HMMR BCK BNG BNG THN YWTCHN M FLL
BLLTS TTH BRN CS VDN TTH BRNCS
GRY MTTR SPLTTR DLT M LK A BCKSPC
CLM TRF HRT M WHR THY FXT
GD RTH, TL FR TH TX RT
THT'S GRT, MD  FCKN SMMR CMP FR BLL GTS
JFF B, LN ND GRMS N  GRP DT

VRY JKR THNKS THR MVS R TH BST
BT WHL THYR DNCNG PLYNG CHCKRS YRR N 5D CHSS 
HNDSM BNDTS RDN T T RB TH PNY XPRSS
BTTR MPTY T YR PCKTS R T'S TW N TH CHST
TLKN SHTS T TH BRST, PLSTC SRGN'S TH BST
TNGL WTH TH SLLY FM ND Y'LL LV CRSD ND DPRSSD
NCK DP BG SLP LD T RST N YR SNDY BST
PLS GV P TH GDS  GT YR RLTVS NDR DRSS
F Y KCK TH HRNT'S NST N TH FCKN NTRRNT
ND KNW BTTR THN Y BTTR WN THT SHT
STRT  FGHT ND G BLLS DP NTL Y FNSH T
F Y CNT TK TH SHT THN Y SHLD PT  LTTL PN N T
MK SM RM FR SNNN T TH HLDY NN ND 
WLL KCK Y RGHT N YR VSN ND LV Y CRSN ND SPTTN
RRRNGN YR MG KCK YR SS N TH KTCHN
PST THT JRNYMN PHS Y GTT SPT WTH PRCSN
YR FCKN TNGS NT N Z, TSS MR LK NCLR FSSN
WHT GD MD S N, LL YZZLL B SPLTTN
LK THCK THGHS N GLS GYS ND NYN LS
YH M TH B PN DMBSS WH JST TLD N HMSLF
SP

YNG SLLVN [LL YZZ, YNGSLLVN] - BNG BNG

The Southern Demon Nerd 
Round 5 Challenge Submission
"HEY SMOKEE"


Hey Smokee, dont do a stan thing

Noted,
 my egos are bloated, most of em know it they show up 
I cannot control  em
I sniff all this coke up and rap at the mirror
Talk to myself but the words hard to hear
Fears voices all of these choices 
Can I be blunt with me and kinda boisterous?
questions rhetorical 
I got the answers
Ask myself anything make it a stanza


HEY SMOKEE
whatcha gon do next
Cant win every battle but ya still gon flex
Dont ignore yourself smoke, best
protect ya neck
It's a party in ya head smokee let's get wrecked
HEY SMOKEE
Dont worry cuz ya gotcha back
HRY SMOKEE
Be my hype man.  yo, that shit slaps
HEY SMOKRE
Self high five hand clappin action
HEY SMOKEE
HEY SMOKEE
HEY SMOKEE
Whatcha got to say
Cypher w yourself like masturbatin
Too many smokees hard to actuate
Alot of em just telling you that you're so great

HEY SMOKEE
 how ya spit rap so good?
HEY SMOKEE
how does taco flip tracks so good?
HEY SMOKEE
 Yall be scratching that wax so good.
HEY SMOKEE
would ya give yourself dap?
Sho would


the fuck even are you?
Try hard go getter?
Be more go harder Smokee do better
A letter?  You kidding you that's not your tastes
Just ride to a city and rap at their face
You've been playin nice too
At least your cat likes you
Spit thunder stoned 
Keepin it Raichu
Might have to morph into pooty tanger
Powered up megazord nerdcore stranger
High level druid 
Cross class ranger
check ya skills,
Fuck a campaign up
Bring in the danger cuz show n tells over
Do panic titanic the water is frozen
The mighty best duck 
Ice cold keep em shivering
Slapstick style with a knuckle puck delivery
You a buster mega buster
Smokee on blast
No gods No kings No robot masters!


HEY SMOKEE
What the fuck that mean?
Why the size yo noggin damn obscene? 
HRY SMOKEE
Rock a clean verse keep a critic mumblin
Are ya humble smokee?
Nah you the humblest
HEY SMOKEE
Why ya gotta rap so loud?
References cater to the nerdcore crowd
HEY SMOKEE
Why gotta be so damn proud? 
HEY SMOKEE
Now we rollin huh?
Too much smoke
Claustrophobia
Least we got some umph
To blow me up
Hey smokee 
dont let me smokee dont show me up
HEY SMOKEE
how ya spit rap so good?
HDY SMOKEE
How does taco flip tracks so good?
HEY SMOKEE
How yall scratch wax so good?
HRY SMOKEE
would ya give yourself dap?
Sho would


You're the henchman you're the villain,
The islands that deserted, you're the player, you're the hater, you're a Southern Demon Nerd and your reflection's replicating
your 
Imposter syndrome party's gotten out of hands a bit 
We've been so nice
 now were big naughty
Make like a trench and ditch ya bitch 
weve caught you outta pockets
Your internet presence is less than impressive Smokee, stop it
15 years with no career "cuz you're just having fun"
Take a hike, Run Smokee run, 
Wait like like like 
is that a gun?
Always has been 
Yall just arent remembering
Dismembering our egos 
Seeing Keaton's multiplicity
In theaters 
on ether
 double feature
 with memento 
No one ever taught us how to properly crescendo!!!!
Or segway but it's still all good at least we can sell drugs tho
Guess we just love playin games that's cutthroat.  
 Shamed?  Fuck no, just gimme dat up vote 
Cabbage vendor 
Burnin embers
 all returns cinders
In the wind the innuendo's all that anyone remembers


How the hell you tell  rhymebenders that you mean them no harm
When you're a winter storm tornado warning fire alarm?
your the only survivor, on some highlander shit,
Drenched in your own blood and guts 
You still got the drip.

HEY SMOKEE

The Southern Demon Nerd [Smokee B, Taco Supreme] - Hey Smokee

The only lyrics you need
Are the ones that have
Been in your heart
For the longest time.

The Crown Joels [The Crown, EBILLY] - Finale

(feat. prod. by Thugmasta J and Synthlad)

Gotta Get Away

young stroke, you need to escape
or else get killed like dumbledore by severus snape
you need to run, or better yet hustle
how you earned the name young stroke aka young muscle
or else, you might get murdered
you'll be dead meat, not talking bout hamburger
need to sneak like a burglar
or else you'll get caught and that's not hot
it's like a horror movie without the film score
people in the theater be like "don't open that door"
but i open it...
when i see what's on the other side i say "oh shit"
but you'll never see the stroke quit
i'm so focused, imma tell you bout survival
oh wait, the hot girl died?
there's no more reason to hide

i gotta to get away 
i gotta to run away
i gotta to get away 
i gotta to run away

young muscle you need to run like marathon
or else you'll be floating down river phlegethon
or better yet styx, no more ballin' in the mix
if you're dead, that means no more pizza from the hut
imma tell you what's up, if you're dead, no more stroke cuts
or krispy kreme donuts, or cherry coke sodas
the scene is grizzly, but they ask "who is he"
it's that young stroke, let me solve this mystery
let me find the escape hatch
alcohol out the flask, i smile but it's a mask
back to the task imma break the damn glass
escape out the back, that's just how i act
they say "stroke come back" then the credits start rollin'
haters missed the movie 'cause their phones were steady scrollin'
'cause i give em the blues
running away in the whip i drive some chevrolet shoes

Streezy Toad [Young Stroke Aka Young Muscle, Sweeney Toad] - Gotta Get Away

I DON'T GO OUT!
I just stay at home
COS THAT'S WHERE ALL MY SHIT IS (shit is)
so don't hit up my phoooooonnnee

I won't even leave you on read nah
Like I know you're definitely my friend but
I'm gonna do that thing where I flick down the screen
and pretend that I didn't see ya,

but I seent it, Gotta get the mood right
set my smart bulbs to candlelight
whip it out, gonna work on myself
journaling for my mental health

how I feel: good
sense of self: strong
what I want: pud
sexy elf: wrong

therapist asked me to write my thoughts
sitting here in my jimmy jam shorts
Asking what I do when I'm home alone
Motherfucker y'all already know

I JIMMY JAM WITH MY JIMMY JAM SHORTS ON
I JIMMY JAM WITH MY JIMMY JAM SHORTS ON
I JIMMY JAM WITH MY JIMMY JAM SHORTS ON
JIMMY JAMMY JIMMY JAMMY JIMMY JAMMY
SHORTS ON!

I JIMMY JAM WITH MY JIMMY JAM SHORTS ON
I JIMMY JAM WITH MY JIMMY JAM SHORTS ON
I JIMMY JAM WITH MY JIMMY JAM SHORTS ON
JIMMY JAMMY JIMMY JAMMY JIMMY JAMMY

I DON'T GO OUT!
COS THAT'S WHERE ALL THE PEOPLE ARE (people are)
And I'm in a lockdown zone
So I can't really travel far--BUT

I got feet pics if you want 'em
I got feet pics if you want 'em
I got feet pics if you want 'em
I got feet pics if you want 'em

Spandex Moose onlyfans
Only man's but trust me...
they're good

I'm not alright, I'm not good
Feeling like, I've had too much pud
I'm not alright, I'm not good
Feeling like, I've had too much pud

too much pud? too much pud
too much pud? too much pud
too much pud. too much pud.
too much pud. too much pud.

Hi Mike, it's your therapist. I wanted to talk to you about these journal entries. I'm not sure I really understand what's going on. You keep writing about jimmy jams? Not sure what those are. And why did you write about feet pic--

by the time you hear the next drop
the jam shall be within you.

I JIMMY JAM WITH MY JIMMY JAM SHORTS ON
I JIMMY JAM WITH MY JIMMY JAM SHORTS ON
I JIMMY JAM WITH MY JIMMY JAM SHORTS ON
JIMMY JAMMY JIMMY JAMMY JIMMY JAMMY
SHORTS ON!

I JIMMY JAM WITH MY JIMMY JAM SHORTS ON
I JIMMY JAM WITH MY JIMMY JAM SHORTS ON
I JIMMY JAM WITH MY JIMMY JAM SHORTS ON
JIMMY JAMMY JIMMY JAMMY JIMMY JAMMY
SHORTS ON!

(phone call)

Spandex Moose [Mike Bananas, Frank Danger] - JIMMY JAM

SlothdubzAndRonin [Only One Ronin, Slothdubz feat. Klopfenpop] - Sitting alone

We're not normal
Im not even sure
that We are mortal (mmkay)
Stuck in this dimension
When they sealed off the portal
Crack jokes to mask
Like a damn ninja tortle
Blood on both sides
no lines in the war zone
Is you nomad or you corpo?
Bet you a strong man.
Never sad nor vocal
Hercules Hercules
Kevin Sorobo

We're better on this side of the wardrobe
I know that there's more though
Just give it some time

Keep falling
But this law isn't Newton's
We'll find the solution 
Is your words and mine 

Live and let die In the past
You can't just sit
If the die isn't  cast
If you fight it
This ain't your climate
You uninvited
den full of lions
With no alliance
To give you guidance
Roll a 9 and
its bona-fide Poltergeist
Before the night ends
With no hi-5s
It's been decided
In a teens react to
Teens attack on titans
Weeds grow fast
and seem to latch to violence
We were fine when things
Were on the island...

I'm off topic
Sorry, I gotta stop it
We can say no to drugs
But never say no to chocolate 
Diabetes is a problem
It runs in our family
We used to run from problems 
But we never ran from candy
Understanding that we got no understanding
We just rhyme and ranting
Nothings ever settled
Like the sand in the jungle levels can be
Made excuses for people that hurt us
Now I feel a way
The way We seal away
those feelings
Cannot be okay
Why does it take so long to process
All of these thoughts we got in our subconscious
We need options
We need therapy
We are not the person I'm prepared to be
Im not your heracles

(2x)  
Thoughts to myself
When I'm sitting alone
I'm often myself
When I'm sitting alone
I get lost in myself
When I'm sitting alone
I used to talk to myself
When I was sitting alone

Sitting alone

SlothdubzAndRonin [Only One Ronin, Slothdubz feat. Klopfenpop, Ultraklystron] - Sitting alone

I know sometimes it seemed like a lost cause
but it’s all worth it
don’t be so hard on yourself cuz you’re not perfect
and yeah it get dark but just don’t ever stop searching
cuz right when they drop curtains and the crowds gone and you lost 30
they can forget to respect you reflect and you’ll see they cannot hurt you they all dirty
you gotta stop blaming yourself for the friends that you lost
everything comes with a cost
and crying don’t mean that you’re soft
but this is the path and you chose to walk it
you paid the price for that bag in your pocket
them cigarettes still got you coughin
keep smoking them nails in your coffin
you punish yourself way too often

And you bein home wouldn’t change what those cops did
rest up Malik 
i know when you heard that you lost it
confused and in tears like a lost kid
and seeing them pigs makes you nauseous
it’s deadly if you don’t move cautious 
justice is based on who profit
so whatever it is it is not this

Turned 32 with a pistol in hand
thinking this might be the end
you was down in the darkness again
right at the height of your plans
I’m happy that you took the chance and gave me a life
you don’t understand
you gave me a life now when i can I’m spreading some light
I’m doing it right this time

New lease don’t waste it success so close you can taste it
two families one apartment yeah you went and got it out the basement
you was sick of struggling for the basics
finding your way in the bass hits
you got the drive and they fake it
you got a dream they can’t take it
Every engagement coulda went south
holes in your  heart they been filling with doubt
they poison your thoughts with all of the venom that come out they mouth
they want the clout you want the cash 
they sat on a couch when you did a dash
called you a dummy for chasing your passion and now they act sad you cut em all out

But It’s all gonna pay off
poppa got sick and you momma got laid off
i promise you the pills the only thing you gotta stay off
smoke up a pound taking the weight off
long as you ain’t take a day off

You gotta get rid of the ghosts that haunt you
and the feeling that nobody want you 
it’s fake why would you respond to it
they playing a part and it’s on cue
but people will do what they want to that motivation beyond you 
please refrain from acting out despite the pain they caused you

Showin a weak point could get you exploited easily
people be moving so greasy sheesh 
I’m just resting peacefully 
but hoes tore off my Jesus piece and now I’m hanging regally
whippin the city illegally
I’m  fitna be free this time

Shawn Solo & Lex Lingo [Lex Lingo, Shawn Solo] - Untitled

(featuring Tanner4105)

Dear me
it's me
heres a letter to myself

Dear me
dear me
here's a letter to myself

Dear me
it's me
heres a letter to myself

I'm eating a sandwich

I'm eating a sandwich

Sandwich

I'm eating a sandwich

there's too much cheese

cheese

and I shouldn't have this

Sailor Doom remix [Johnny HacknSlash, TwillDistilled] - Fuck This XD (feat. Tanner4105)

The Cycle (feat. Tanner4105)- Rad Labs, Inc.

Dear Michael
It's the cycle
You got break the tight hold
Upon your life whole

What you gonna do
When all your life blows
Past your face 
Like a plume of smoke (here we go)


Pen to paper
So I don't forget
The way that I feel
That led me to regret

The way that I am
And the way that I get
When our disease Has us 
all kinds of upset

Listen me, the doctors
They've all been telling
That the path that we're rockin
Is the way to selling

Out our soul 
To a different goal
Of the addictions hold
Making things so frictional

do better than this
push past the bliss
move past the shit
Get some bonuses

You got to hone this in
And hope not to trip
See the dope that we spin
Is some kinda opening

In the armor
Of a young boy's karma
Just looking for some farmer
ceuticals that won't harm her

was it our diploma 
That led us to the coma?
That put us into a state
Of total alone a

So time to unwind
And have an aroma
therapy. What you gonna do
With your new molars?

Will be grinding
From a mind bend
But don't forget
your tonal whining 


Dear Michael
It's the cycle
You got break the tight hold
Upon your life whole

What you gonna do
When all your life blows
Past your face 
Like a plume of smoke (here we go)


Do you remember 
being sober?
It’s Happening less 
As we get older

No restless nights
Walking up over and over
The addiction is getting
 Bolder and bolder

Do you remember
Our waking dreams?
the chaos inside
Is not what it seems

Gotta get outside and do 
a grounding technique
Go to therapy and
Listen to them speak

Take your pills and
Try not to fall asleep
Mediate
It might give some relief

I'm writing you this letter
From the other side of things
I know you like shit better
When the message comes singed


But what I do know
Is that our mind is the island
It makes sense when 
the work was piling 

You'd want to escape 
to a place of silence
But the music it always 
has a way to find us

Deep in that cave
You gotta be brave
To come out and 
Pave your own way

Do you listen to 
The outside voices
Or diss them with some 
Inside choices

Rad Labs, Inc. [Michaelangeflow, Omniboss] - The Cycle (feat. Tanner4105)

(Chorus)

Let’s Talk About the Issues
Let’s Talk About the Sweeter Thing
Let’s Talk About the Way You Make Me Feel
I Can Turn it All Around Today

I Love it When You Love Me
I Love it When You Want it All
Come Give Me Your Reaction
I’m Getting Too Emotional

(Old Steve Verse) 

I want your love. You don’t deserve me wanting it.
I want to be your goal in life but I’m thinking you’d be mocking it.
You’d be polite, niceties are criticisms
Wwant your respect, leave behind your chauvinism

Listen, had a few hopes, a few goals, a few paths
Like to think I’d surprise you, but I’m afraid to ask
What you think about the things you started that I made to last
Yeah I still want your love, even though you’re an ass

 Is it so much to ask for you to be proud of me?
Doubtfully sure you have notes mouthfully
Delivered ad nauseum, you never shut up
Always quick to the gavel, and sharp with the cut

(Chorus)

Let’s Talk About the Issues
Let’s Talk About the Sweeter Thing
Let’s Talk About the Way You Make Me Feel
I Can Turn it All Around Today

I Love it When You Love Me
I Love it When You Want it All
Come Give Me Your Reaction
I’m Getting Too Emotional

(Young Steve Verse)

Woah Woah
Alright Older Fatter Balder Steve (Yeah)
Who’s Rapping at Me Which is Super Weird (I mean we’ve been a rapper for ten years)
If You’re Come This Hard, I’ve Got Question

Did we ever play Dungeons and Dragons (Yeah we’ve played a bit of tabletop)
Did we ever read Comic Books Regularly (No but you’ll find a lot of it’s on TV)
Did we ever discover ourselves a true passion (eh, we didn’t hit that spot)
Did we ever find someone who loves me for me (yeah, their name is Kelsey)

So you’re a little depressed I can tell (mmhmm)
Does the world start going to hell (oh absolutely)
Oh it already did (yeah, Bo Burnham)
Who the fuck is Bo Brunham

(Chorus)

Let’s Talk About the Issues
Let’s Talk About the Sweeter Thing
Let’s Talk About the Way You Make Me Feel
I Can Turn it All Around Today

I Love it When You Love Me
I Love it When You Want it All
Come Give Me Your Reaction
I’m Getting Too Emotional

(Breakdown)

I love it when you love me
Even though I do not want you to
I love it when I love me
Some times its hard for me to do
But you know I’m trying (you know I’m trying)
And you know I will (and you know I will)

(Chorus)

Let’s Talk About the Issues
Let’s Talk About the Sweeter Thing
Let’s Talk About the Way You Make Me Feel
I Can Turn it All Around Today

I Love it When You Love Me
I Love it When You Want it All
Come Give Me Your Reaction
I’m Getting Too Emotional

Perstrami Persona [Steve, Zilla Persona] - Let's Talk

Vocalist: Josh Krow
Producer: Chuck Dastardly

Original:  Straylight Run - Hands In the Sky 
Link: https://youtu.be/jtRhi-P_MjM

Vocalist/Producer Challenge IV, Round 2

SWERV - Hands in the Sky 2016

Bandits. The Gloves are off.

This is a story about an inglorious
Group of immoral destroyers employing
Deception to become immortal
They stepped in the portal and started to conquer

Drinking the blood of the King of the jungle
They laugh and they stumble and watch as it crumbles
The bodies by bundles they live by the numbers
Well where did the world take a wrong turn

His was a soul
17 years old
Was bought and was sold
Living out in the cold


Where is the justice?
Where is the outrage?
Where is the anger?
No we are not safe.
It's time to take action.
No we can not wait!

Dicks out for Harambe!

They call him a monster.
They call him a beast.
He wanted to live.
But forever he'll sleep.
Tears of the Angels.
The heavens they weep.

Dicks out for Harambe!


People were careless
The heathens were hairless
This terrace was steeping and perilous
Then they were weeping the terrorist
Sheep not embarrassed
While he was just minding his business

It takes no detective
To see him protecting
That kid they let go without any objections
And now they've elected
To come for his neck
It's an evil that everyone witnessed

Fear took its hold
Gunshots in the afternoon
His body went cold
Is that really what they had to do


Where is the justice?
Where is the outrage?
Where is the anger?
No we are not safe.
It's time to take action.
No we can not wait!

Dicks out for Harambe!

They call him a monster.
They call him a beast.
He wanted to live.
But forever he'll sleep.
Tears of the Angels.
The heavens they weep.

Dicks out for Harambe!


Dicks out!
Dicks out!
Dicks out!
For Harambe!

Dicks out!
Dicks out!
Dicks out for Harambe!


Where is the justice?
Where is the outrage?
Where is the anger?
No we are not safe.
It's time to take action.
No we can not wait!

Dicks out for Harambe!

#dicksoutforharambe

VPC4: Round 2

Beat Tape Bandits - DOFH

Richie Branson

This rap shit is his love he call her adrian
Eyes swollen shut can't wait to see her face again 
They gotta cut him just to get another day to live 
But when the surgery is up he'll get a major win
Still, This could be the last song he ever makes 
Seems like yesterday he thought he'd be at heavens gate 
He took a step away from rap so he could medicate
They celebrate his absence now he's back to devesate 
Stepped outta the hyperbaric like Kakarot
Capsule shot 'll smash they block up like an aftershock 
Richie Branson these other rappers is afterthoughts 
I snack a lot eating tracks somebody pass the sause 
Blasted off getting so damn high 
like an overhyped astronaut in no man's sky
Used to hit class a lot rocking poor man's ice
had them rocks flashing off like the Kodak lights 
Yeah this is where the hook was supposed to go but
when you hittin bars, 16'll get you no luck 
Even at my worst the flow colder than a snow bluff 
traveling since birth them roads (rhodes) raised me like I'm GoldDust 
Damn microphone getting dusty 
You better bring an army if you're thinking you can crush me 
I'm going off the deep end with no bungie 
I wrote this shit down on the weekend so don't judge me 



Kadesh Flow

Gatekeepers take note! I want my piece/ close the doors in my face I'll break em down, I'm not Maurice/ I'm the wolves who chase after him/ better yet I'm the beast who smashes them/ when Belle's in a disaster grim/ speaking of Bells I don't crack Em I just ring em/ there's liberty attached to what I'm bringing/ cuz really I am mastering the feat of/ shooting blasts of bars, reality for dreamers/ they can happen, I believe it/ you receive it/

So I've got my weight up, look at palm skin and see callous/ best expect the plates that I lift to keep piling/ 'til I'm  round the world spitting 16s/ so pristine/ you could paint them on the Sistine Chapel/ since beginning like the ones who sinned gleaned apples/ I've been surgical when all these pricks need scalpels/ by that I mean I'm swinging like I'm gifting Falcon/ Punches, plus Ihomer, 415, out there/ 

The hook should go here but I'd rather rap and rip for fans/ I rarely sleep, but my dreams could turn Edward Scissorhands/ to Krueger/ spew and leaking out the blood of any sycophant/ trying dupe the view of future sleeping on the vision man/ so I try to avoid these homies with no process it's/ problematic like hemoglobin with low oxygen/ I've have been/ sick of seeing this unarmed violence and/ acknowledge that I should give my voice more to this problem then/

EyeQ

You said it an didn’t mean it
i said it cause i believe an it an breath it 
 
i mean it until i start being 
a being made of pure light 

until a change descends through the night

never think i’m not down an dirty 
cause i’m ready to fight

see the plight is my might  
an i’m strong cause i’m right

I will strive to be righteous 
this hook is my right fist of justice 

so weight me now so we can discuss this 
we kneel your disgusted we sit it’s disgusting

revolted, revolting
don’t look the other way when i’m talking

live long and prosper like i’m a Vulcan
you follow anything that means that you standing for nothin

don't even know the path that you walking
i’m fighting for freedom 

3D maneuver gear I don't need it
I’l coming from the walls of maria 

ya boy is a titan
I’m crushin anyone who don't like me

an eating any MC surviving
An here’s where the hook went

(pause) Naw 

I dont like it
I rather have a moment of silence 

pick up the flow an go till my minds spend  
run out other words i can rhyme with 

I rather spit up bars till my rhymes sick
like i’m a plague thats raging bubonic

I spread though your township 
have everybody worried my mind split 

Like dude he use to be such a nice kid
I wonder what we did

to have him spazzing out
like he’s 3 fifths

Vocalist/Producer Challenge IV, Round 5

Team Krunktaku - 11AM Before Deadline (ft EyeQ)

ROUND 1 - Sincerity

Vocalists:

Write a sincere song.

Throughout history music has been used in tandem as both an expression of passion and a way to communicate difficult messages.  Many times throughout history, things that may not have been acceptable to say via spoken or written word—or may not have been as palatable or visible—have been communicated through music.

Whether it was coded messages to help slaves navigate the Underground Railroad, the protest songs in the 1960s that helped change and shape the American culture, or a love song a young man wrote to propose marriage to the love of his life, music has been used to accomplish some very important things.

This song should be important to you.  It would be easy to go for the cheap laugh by planting your tongue firmly in you cheek and being ironically or satirically sincere, but that’s not what this challenge is about.

One of the most vulnerable and challenging things to do as an artist (especially a musician) is to make art about something that you honestly value and care deeply about.  Criticisms of these songs can feel very personal and more weighty than with other songs because of the gravity of the content.

This song can be persuasive, defensive, accusatory, romantic, grateful, encouraging, heart-warming, hate-spewing, philosophical, political, spiritual, or epistemological; but the one thing it must be is sincere.

Producers:

Produce and mix this song in a way that is vocal-centric.

Your task in this challenge is to craft a song that showcases not just the vocal track, but the lyrics of the song.  Make sure your composition, arrangement, and mixing all serve to highlight the lyricism of the song.  This could mean minimal instrumentation, breaks to highlight certain lines, dynamics that complement fluctuation of
the vocalist’s lyrics and delivery.  It does not mean simply making the vocal track louder.

Vocalist/Producer Challenge 2, Round 1 Entries

YTCracker & ProjektZero - Jetlag Theology

I’m a, Cal graduate, twenty fifteen
A starry eyed amateur with plenty of dreams
I left the academic world with millennial steam
I was the envy of my enemies, or so it would seem
 
But then
I spent  two years working in tech sales
I tried to like it but all my attempts failed
I put my heart in but we did not scale 
And so I started to bail when the shit got stale
 
Oh well
Now the question that I’m tryna avoid
Is “what do you do for work?” well I’m kind of employed
I’m a rapper making the bare amount I need to get by, | so I’m
watching my bank account bleed itself dry
 
, Oh my, I’m in kind of a mess
I mean we all gotta be poor before finding success 
But damn, I was hoping it wouldn’t get this bad
I really don’t want to have to call mom and dad

-----
Cause I'm broke. I'm broke.
I don't want to talk about it
But I can never live without it
So I'mma need to borrow a thousand

Cause I'm broke. I'm broke.
I don't want to talk about it
But I can never live without it
So I'mma need to borrow a thousand now
Cause I'm broke
-----
 
Hi mom, how’s it going?
Yeah I’m doing just fine and nope it’s not snowing
Cause the weather’s really nice here, yes, I’m eating well
No, I didn’t see the live action Ghost in the Shell
Listen, 
I know you don’t like me asking you this
And I don’t like asking you either but the fact of it is
That my financial situation is in kind of a squeeze
So without sounding pathetic, would you mind would you pleeeeeease
 
Make the world aware that our economy is broken
The creators want their share but their problems remain unspoken 
I can barely make a dollar from my Spotify streams
But tech can blow a million dollars on a juice machine?
 
Artists are breaking their backs for dollars and cents
I sold a $10K tech stack, that’s all of my rent!
We have to take an axe to this massive imbalance of wealth 
From the capitalist entrapment that has damaged our self 
 
Value and shafted imaginative talent on a national scale
While they’re bailing out banks too massive to fail
Defunding our classes and slamming the masses in jail
But the absence of artists? Imagine what that would entail
 
Your favorite rappers and bands started as local acts
Who had to get past the scammers and rats in their paths
Let it be known to the world that I’m busting my ass
Oh yeah. Can I borrow some cash?

-----

My college friends are going to grad school
My childhood friend’s becoming a dad soon
Meanwhile I’m writing rhymes in the bathroom 
And maybe next year I’ll be working in fast food!
 
Woo!
I wish I didn’t have to be broke
I took my middle class privilege and had it revoked
But now I get to be a rapper, and I’m happy and stoked
Shout out to my family, my parents are dope.

Vocalist/Producer Challenge V, Round I

LexicOhm - I'm Broke

You know I live a life of intrigue
Big fish, you wish
I know I'm in my own league*
20,000 under the sea
What up, Sebastian
Y'all crabs I'm Viagra
Because I'm lasting
My time is Neverending Story
But I'm not a cheater, Peter
Hauling in my lorry/Lorre**
Y'all bore*** me
Like a worm in my tomato garden
Y'all lames in flames
You couldn't get my James Harden****
At Busch Garden
With my homie from the Nerdlucks
I can't hear your raft
Because I never herd/heard ducks*****
Spare me if I can't strike******
When you dare me to touch a
Mike/mic Myers/My, yers*******
Don't matter just let me at a butcher knife
Life is but a dream sweetheart
And I'm the dream master
Sewing******** at the speed of light
Yeah I know I seam/seem faster*********
And I can't even tell if you're listening
I stay posted********** like the mail
The most interesting

*nautical / sports
**actor / British term for semi truck
***ennui / insect action
****basketball player / penis erection
*****to gather a group (raft) of ducks / to hear + water fowl / sucker mcs
******bowling  / oh please (spare me) + attack (strike)
*******Halloween villain / microphone + possessive pronouns
********planting seeds / making clothes
*********sewing / appear to be
**********mail / vigilant


I'm the most interesting man in the world
Holding a beer in between two girls
Salt and pepper beard
And the moment that you feared
Is when I grab the mic
And proceed to get weird

I don't always wild out 
But when I do it's full moon
Don't always play guitar
But when I do it's in tune
I don't always hate
But when I do it's because I'm driving
I don't always turn away
But when I do it's because you're lying
Don't always lock the door
Except when I've been watching Forensic Files
Don't always get high
But when I do
New hairstyle
I don't always need a friend
But when I do it's because I"m tripping
I don't always use an mp3
My LP was skipping
I don't always eat meat
But when I do I wanna have a cow
Don't tell me what to do, Bart
I hang with homies that allow
Me to be the most interesting G
And I don't always do coke
But when I do it's because it's free
I don't always dance
But when I do it's Paper Planes
Maybe Mamma Mia
Or Jump Around by House of Pain
I don't always sell drugs
But when I do it's marijuana bud
And I don't always wrestle
But when I do it's mud
Don't unsheath my katana
Unless I wanna draw blood
Don't always use a drywall anchor
Unless the hole's not on a stud
I don't always make the beer run
But when I do I get snacks
Don't always play M.K.
But when I do I pick Jax
Don't always go to church
But when I do it's cus of funerals
And when I make a sequel
I use the Roman numerals
I don't always confess
Unless they use a wire tap and
I don't always talk mess
But when I do it's because I'm rapping

Zero Cool - Stay Thirsty

Verse:
It was
me and the boys, Friday, hanging out in the locker room and
We was
playing minecraft, there’s a creeper, aw man, got to stop my doom
I got a
text from a girl sayin “wyd” like “what you doin?”
I said
“I’m getting this bread, had a diamond for you but you ruined it.”
She said
Verse:
“Oh that’s cool. Let’s hang out. Just come over here dude.”
I texted
“I ain’t got a car, no bike, no skates, no money to move.”
She said “but I’m home alone for the whole weekend with too much food.”
And that was my last time online, they pressed F and gave me a salute, peace
Verse:
- See me Naruto run
on that old town road
like it’s Area 51
waiting at her home
Either way, I’ma clap alien cheeks
like Ant-man to Thanos
I was friendzoned
but now she knows
I’m so breathtaking
like Neo
till she texts “If you’re not here soon, I’m locking the door. ”
Verse:
Please say sike right now
I’m like 13 miles out
Oh my god I can’t strike out
like I’m a Wii bowler who fouled
I should’ve practiced what to say to her
like a Duolingo owl
man it’s rewind time
I’m a time traveler
got to find a new route
Ah shit…here we go again

Chorus:
She told me to come over for some music and memes
Maybe netflix and chill
I’m like “babe in your dreams.
Unless it’s anime for real.”
She said, “you’re such a weeb. Now take me to the bathroom
make me sing that Halo theme.”
She told me to come over for some music and memes
Maybe netflix and chill
I’m like “babe in your dreams.
Unless it’s anime for real.”
She said, “you’re such a weeb. Now take me to the bathroom make me sing that Halo
theme.”
Verse:
Time to go Ultra Instinct Shaggy
I’ma be there so fast so snappy
Ain’t nobody gonna stop me for the nasty
Free tacos, I’ll fall for her gladly
Making my way downtown
Running fast, till I saw a clown in my path
He said, “I know where you’re goin.
That’s my girl, I’ma kick yo ass.”
Verse:
Epic bruh moment
Bout to go sicko mode on it
I got anime and God on my side, don’t fuck with my cajones
but he beat my ass till I cried like Carson next to Joe Swanson, he said
“Gonna cry? Piss your pants? Maybe shit and cum, buddy?”
Verse:
Please say sike right now
I’m like less than a mile out
Oh my god I can’t stop now, so
Call me Shrek, cause I want to Smash Mouth
I should’ve practiced how to dance
when a gangsta dissin my fly gal
man it’s rewind time
I’m a time traveler
got to find a new route
Ah shit…here we go again

Chorus:
She told me to come over for some music and memes
Maybe netflix and chill
I’m like “babe in your dreams.
Unless it’s anime for real.”
She said, “you’re such a weeb. Now take me to the bathroom make me sing that Halo
theme.”
She told me to come over for some music and memes
Maybe netflix and chill
I’m like “babe in your dreams.
Unless it’s anime for real.”
She said, “you’re such a weeb. Now take me to the bathroom make me sing that Halo
theme.”
Verse:
Finally, I’m coming through
I headed out - like Spongebob would do
Made the right choice, like it’s red or it’s blue
Dodged all the bull like the Undertale dude
Knock on the door, she opens on cue
Her aheago face is on, it’s so cute
She is the thot of my thoughts coming true
She ripped off my clothes and my watch and my shoes
Verse:
Suddenly, she said “I’m not in the mood.”
I said “what if we kissed? Is it cause I’m a noob?”
She said, “Here is the motherfuckin tea, you hit or you miss but I’m sorry, this time
you will lose.”
I told her “baby, that sounds kind of rude.”
She said, “Omae wa mou shindeiru.”
then I woke up, and I let out an “oof.”
The Bizarrest Adventure, to be continued
Outro

VPC6 Round 1

Team Kokoro - Music & Memes

Lyrics: 
Verse:

Once upon a midnight dreary, I came home so

weak and weary
from a 13 hour shift of pretending to be cheery
now I’m ready for some chilling, watch a movie,

drink a beer, and
see [if my girl want to] watch one with me like a horror,

  something eerie

Verse
- Browsing through the streaming
I ain’t got no cable tv
Only do PvP gaming
and I want to use that bitcoin

anyways, that’s beside the point cause
The images on screen started loading slowly
I’m so annoyed

 

Verse
The banging on my door has made me riled up
maybe it’s the neighbor facing my same problem
but I bought the fiber and the highest-end router
I open up the door, and nobody was found there
 

Verse
- hear my phone, [maybe they are calling me about]

the internet
but it says “unknown,” [I don’t give a shit] and so I
answer it
all I hear is breathing, I go “[can you come and fix]

my slow connect-

ion?”
then the call ended
I’m so offended


Build
- Suddenly a tap on the window of my house
- I slowly turn around and put my hand over my mouth
There’s a masked man staring, and I’m just about to shout
till I looked down at my phone and saw
the wifi’s out

 

Chorus
- Oh my God

but the wifi’s out

There’s a knife in his hand
but the wifi’s out
now he’s pointing where I stand
but the wifi’s out
I think he wants to kill a man
but the wifi’s out, damn

 

Verse
- Tell me now who’s at the door?
I’m lookin out the peephole
See my girl’s there, so I open it to be sure
she says “Have you not heard any news?
cause there’s a killer on the loose.”
I said “I don’t have any wifi,
you can help with the reboot.”

 

Verse
- She said “Not right now.
We have to leave, and get you out.”
I asked “you got fast wifi?”
She said “no”
I pushed her out my house

Closed the door behind her
said “no thanks, I want to live stream.”
She told me, “oh my God, help!”
then I heard her cry and scream

 

Build
- Suddenly a tap on the window of my house
- I slowly turn around and put my hand over my mouth
The masked man has got her, she yelled “Call the cops now!”
till I looked down at my phone and saw
the wifi’s out

 

Chorus

- Oh my God

but the wifi’s out

I think he’s gonna kill her quick
but the wifi’s out
He stabbed her in the stomach
but the wifi’s out
and now her throat has been slit
but the wifi’s out, damn

 

Chorus 2:

- What the fuck am I paying for?
Call the company, wait an hour just to hear they want to make me hold
Yeah I’m goin crazy, I don’t know what to watch now

It’s a horror story, cause the wifi’s out

 

Verse:

- Seeing things in my mind, cause I’m bored right?
I was gonna watch an anime and play some fortnite
curling up into a ball, I lay down on the floor like a
newborn, till the masked man’s under the door light
  
Verse:
- I’m paralyzed in fear and said,
“Can you fix it?”
Pointed towards the modem, then he walked while the blood dripped
He unplugged it, waited 30 seconds, plugged it back in
said “Hyuck, bye.”
and left like it never happened

Outro:
(maniacal laughing)

VPC6 Round 2

Team Kokoro - Wifi Dead Inside

PLACE YOUR VOTES NOW!
CHALLENGE:
Just like hip hop has its Four Elements, a certain musical festival that is most assuredly not a donut (^_~) has elements of its own.

(Some of) those elements are: chiptune, video game music (VGM), visualism and nerdcore hip hop. This challenge will have teams integrating these elements into one track.

To start off this alignment, we bring you three videos, brought to you by none other than visual artist Pixelseed!

Crave: https://youtu.be/jnDDc_0CvJ4

Droids: https://youtu.be/YKvSww3lEhw

Mosquito: https://youtu.be/ZMfCpci01G4

Your job, as a team, is to pick the video you like the best, and then create the soundtrack to it! 

Seems easy enough, right?

Well, producers, your challenge is to tie in chiptune elements into your song.  You can go as minimal or maximized as you’d like, but the element(s) chosen need to be clear and identifiable.  Oh and if that wasn’t enough, we’re going to need you to build the hook of your track around an arpeggio. You can flex your muscles and write a completely original one yourself, but if that seems like too daunting a task, then you can borrow one – but it must be from a video game.

Vocalists, you’re here to represent nerdcore hip hop at it’s finest.  We want to see you whipping out your finest multisyllabic rhymes – at least 50% – to be precise.   Oh, and we need you to really get your point across by including some fire adlibs. 

So that’s it, really.  Not too bad huh? All you need to do is pay homage to your sister scenes. 

Oh, and don’t stress too much if you’re unable to edit your song to the video you choose, while you’re welcome to do it yourself to achieve perfection, we will also do it on behalf of anyone who isn’t able to.

VPC6 Round 3

Team Kokoro - Rappin Robots

Stand and Deliver
VPC6
Round 4

Stand and deliver, you lyrical knaves and you DAW desperadoes!

The fourth round of the VPC is upon us and the Czarina has decreed that the melee is to commence post haste and without delay! But, the weapons of this melee are being expressly decided upon to limit the savagery and supreme saltiness that could arise from a less honorable contest of verbiage and virtuosity. And the weapons that have been elected to be the tools of this test of talent are - characters from the domain of literature, both classic and modern.

Right, now that we got all of that high brow verbosity out of the way, let’s get down to the nitty gritty.

Vocalists, you need to bring your baddest, maddest most raddest battle rap / diss tracks, but doing so IN CHARACTER of the character assigned to your teams. I’d spend some time learning the ins and outs of who you’ve been assigned, get to know them well, and become one with them.

The duals!
https://bit.ly/2pX8u1V

Producers, you’ve got a lot of free reign on how you want to design your beats. The only thing that we ask of you is that you incorporate a sample in your song from any form of existing media relating to your book. You can use samples from movies if it’s been made into a movie, audio books, TV shows, theatrical productions, the options are almost endless.

VPC6 Round 4

Team Kokoro - Hamlet (A Song of Disrespect to Gildenstern)

gross/beats - The Race (The Tortoise and the Hare - A Hare diss)

[ft. Rappy McRapperson, Ca$sand₹a Mon€t aka Ca$s Mon€¥, Ellen DeGenerate aka Christmas Carol, Climate Change Jeff and Fuck The Whole World Fred]

Spandex Moose - Seven Seas

SO I SPEAK RAPS, WEAR A SNAPBACK AND ADIDASS
PEEL YOUR WIG LIKE A SAILOR DO A CAN OF SPINACH
ME AND BEAKER SLEEK, KEEP CASH AS WE CLINK GLASS
HIT UR SHORTY WOPS NEAT ASS WITH A SKEET BLAST (CONSENSUALLY)
WHILE YOU WERE WATCHIN HENTAIS WITH TENTACLES, ANEMONES
NEVER CALL ME SENPAI BRO YOU ARE DEAD TO ME
CHEAP DOC DEMENTO SHITS OFFENDING ME
AND YES ITS ME, YET YOUR WHOLE STYLE IS PRETEND TO ME
(FAKE) NO YOUR BANDCAMP ALBUM ISNT TEMPTING ME
HEAVILY, IM SHARPENING MY BLADES IN THE HEBRIDES
I'M GREAT, YOU WILL NEVER BE, IN A CENTURY
AND YOU COULD NEVER PLAY THIS LORD...EVONY
DA BUTO (YEAH), THE PYTHON (DA BUTO)
NEAT BITCH, TALI FEET PICS WITH THE TWO TOE
PYTHON LIKE FOR EACH LOOP EXECUTE CODE
PYTHON LONG JOHN SILVER YOU ARE TOO CHODE
MOOK FLOW (PAID) MAD RESPECTABLE THE FLAT RATE
YALL AINT GOT THE GOUDA THEN YA TELL ME HOW MY MASK TASTE
CASH, CAKE, TALENT, ITS EXPECTED THAT I SMASH GREAT
STATE THAT EVEN LADY DIMITRESCU COP THE FAT EIGHT

危険な子供たち [Kabuto The Python, Beaker Sullivan] -goylemat

Oh! Hello there.
It's very nice to meet you all.
My name is SirenSeraph,
And these lovely ladies represent PSX, Sing it ladies!

Hook 1:
Feel the waves swell, you're compled, say farewell,  my Darling
Come follow me, you'll agree, i'm the key, as you sink to the
Soon you will know, down below, our love grows, my Darling
Into the sea, you will see you are free now that you're soul belongs to me

Verse 1:
Hi my name is Siren, a daughter of Poseidon,
My rhymes so vibrant, they be followin through my trident
Call me your Highness when you step onto my island
My kindness is timeless, but leaves your body lifeless
Persistant in my metronome, repeating echoes in my dome
Won't you follow me into my catacombs
This is now your home, and you'll never have to be alone
fade in - (free, now that you're soul belongs to me)  - fade out
More aluring than a banshee, as rare as a vaccine
I'll make you a cup of caffine while dancing, you're laughing
gasping, trying breathe air that's not there in a world full of despair, is it fair?
Prepare to take that final leap, into the deep, a deep sleep
Where you wont here a peep, when I creep
Into your nightmares, while you're unaware
so say you're final prayer, now that your heart is snared

VPC 7 Round 0

2 Cannonz [SirenSeraph, PSX] - Belongs To Me

I'M ONLY RHYMIN' WHERE THE FUN IS AT
JOEY'S BACK Y'ALL, EMPTY OUT YOUR MONEY BAGS
FOLKS PLAYING GAMES AIN'T LEAVIN' WITH THEIR THUMBS INTACT 
IT'S GOD'S FAVORITE RAPPER / ONLINE FUNNY MAN
(ME!!!!!!!!)
ALREADY WON THE ROUND BEFORE THE BELL RANG
CHECK THEM WHITE TILED FLOORS, THIS THE CELL GAMES
JOEY Z & BIG FAKE, Y'ALL DONT WORK AS WELL
BACKFLIP OFF THE CLOTHESLINE, THAT'S A PERFECT SELL
BETTER MAKE SOME BIG ADJUSTMENTS TO YOUR BATTLEPLANS
Y'ALL ABOUT TO WISH I KILLED ME WHEN I HAD THE CHANCE 
ME & ADELINE CAN'T LOSE WHEN WE GOT AN &
SO IF ANYBODY BEATS US THEY CHEATED, THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG WITH THEM
IT'S JUST A GAME YOU WEIRDO, WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?
THOUGHT I RETIRED, YOU MUST HAVE LOST YOUR MARBLES, FOOLS
I WAS CHILLIN IN MY ZONE PLAYIN MARVEL 2
STONED, EATING BBQ
SORTING THRU MY MOLECULES

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