(Chorus)
Trombones versus Tetris guess Sirtet is,
Lighting up the flames when you least expect it,
ExtraDial just adds to the pile,
I guess Fireproof is gonna burn for a while, 'cause it's lit
Who's next spit, next to make a hit,
Next to flow so hard, I wanna quit?
Maybe next week we'll be prepared,
This is it now, don't get scared!

Dropping bars for round zero, Chip and Tune heroes
Raging at the bull like we're Robert DeNiros,
I fear though, it's overcoming my soul, I'm not whole,
The mask I wear is slowly taking control

I'm angrier than MC Chris, I clench my fists,
But take a deep breath before I throw my fits,
I have to fight against the rage so I write against the page,
Lacking wisdom of a sage at my age

My lyrical ability is killing me,
The agility with which I free a soliloquy
Vehemently is flabbergasting, astounding,
But I'm still trying to perfect how the heck it's sounding

So give it a listen or give it a like,
Give it a wavering thumbs up if you think it's alright,
I can take a diss even it is backhanded,
But please use vowels, or I won't understand it

Chorus

My name is AJB, but you can call me Tune,
I am a wordsmith DJ that'll make you swoon,
I'm crazy as a tack, but as sharp as a loon,
Ask Josh, there's none like me, whoops too soon!

A rune in the rough, a diamond in the dust,
With a new kid on the beat for when the gods have rusted,
Pumping out a round zero as fast as we can
With the chip hop to rip off Mega Ran

Let me introduce, Chip, Alex is free,
The youngest kid here with the oldest emcee,
You better say your prayers, no seriously,
He needs your help 'cause he's def getting none from me

Glad to see Whitney's Keurig is on it's way,
I'm sick of Ax's and Ryan's will they, won't they,
This is gonna be a disaster, but laughter,
Is the best medicine, if it sucks, rap faster

Chorus

I'm sorry, where am I? What the heck was I doing?
I'm in a room full of talent, I've got nothing to prove them,
Win or lose, and I can't be choosey,
But I can still cry on my couch in a coozzy

I don't talk trash, I just take it out,
Literally, it's getting kind of full at my house,
I won't burn a bridge, bet, that's the worst regret,
No strangers, just nerds that I have met yet

When I lay down my raps it's just simple math
I grab the mic, then I cut the competition in half,
And by competition I mean crowd,
Turning up the bass 'cause I'm lonely, it might get loud

I fall apart at the top, break apart in the middle,
But I've got Alex's beat to stand on a little,
If this ditty doesn't do it for ya, shoot, than I'll fiddle
With Justin Curry's violin and try again

Chorus

We're done 'til round one, so we'll see ya,
The rest of this song is just onomatopoeias,
Pop-pow, ka-chow, crash, whack, ka-chang,
Boom, beep, zap, whipoorwill, biff, buzz, bloop

VPC 7 Round 0

Chip & Tune Res-Q Rangers [AJB, Alex is Free] - This Is It Now, Don't Get Scared

[Vincent E. L. the Earwig Linguist]
Vince is old school like Princess Toadstool.
Your grandma's sewing circle thinks it's so cool.
I rebuild and music is my principal tool.
I spit rhymes while these kids just flow drool.
I take it back to the olden days. The golden age
When MC's knew how to hold a stage
and stand on a mic with rhymes that fold the page
and leave you so ashamed of your own you can't show your face.
I'll go to-- [space]. A small step for an enby.
A giant leap away from any speckle of trendy.
Recommend me whatever the heck and send me a cheque
and I'll spend it on an endless assemblance of venerable tech.
We're the creme de la gremlins 2 [the new batch],
which you and your crew would be stupid to pursue the opportunity to match.
A true catch, like zubats or whatever the kids are into.
The rare shiny thing long since discontinued.

[CHORUS]
[Both] We told you what it could be. An oldie but a goodie.
We'll show you how to boogie with our logo on your hoodie.
[A]And we Truly kept it how it was just a few enhancements
And Maybe yo it's old school we some new advancements 
[Both] We told you what it could be. An oldie but a goodie.
We'll show you how to boogie with our logo on your hoodie.
[V] 'Cause the present is depressing and we're pressing our luck
betting the music of the past helps you forget that it sucked.

[Ardamus] 
 
So old school yeah yeah that's bold
Yeah I'm an old fart,
Still rippin' you an new asshole
Don't even care if there's even fiber in your diet
A wordsmith leave you enlightened by the science
Start keepin' ya trap shut, and leave it at that
And dont tell these damn nerds that it's easy to rap
Comics dont even do it with jokes
dope dealers dont do it with dope
Just revealin' the scope
what you think you see tho, taking it back
crates of breakbeats, breakin' ya backs
It was makin' ya rap
And rhyme hard
And You weren't a DJ because you showed up and you brought you iPod
iPad, iPhone whatever you kids buy
No need for guns if they're lettin' the fists fly
Breakin' on the cardboard, practicin' beatbox
See back in my days, yo it started with street hop

[CHORUS] 

[A]
Mindless chat, Time elasped
Out of pocket ass theory on what might collapse
Proofread it was written on the walls
Addictive old ways, now I keep gettin' withdrawals
Quick pause on the tape let's stay in the moment
Parallel universe take it and clone it
It wont be the same fade and the hi-tops
Turn it up a taste with the bass it might rock

[V] There's never been a time when everything was fine.
At least none that springs to mind.
We've been advised to leave that to which we cling behind,
kill it if we have to and never hit rewind.
But the thinner line might be minimized slightly
by the inner light we bring that shines brightly.
Strings that bind tightly, wings that fly lightly,
redefine things you think, and quite right, we-- 

 [CHORUS]

.5 Quartet [Vincent E.L, Ardamus] - Oldie But A Goodie

Fandom: Aqua Teen Hunger Force
Character: Dr. Weird

Live from my lab at the South Jersey Shore
My ass ate my hand -- it hungers for more
My creations chafe being called nerdcore
So I'll gobble up your scene until you're all done for!
Grey hair spiked with the fishbowl helmet
Y'all heard the name Walter Melon
King of the castle
Fist my asshole
Splice DNA
And cause a scandal
Purple gown cut with the nips displayed
My dick give more than Christmas Day
Gave your momma that swordplay
Got more fish than Hemingway
On holiday in Uruguay
Hold the country hostage
death ray on some bond shit
Leather servant bondage like

Ooh, do the Dr. Weird, do the Dr. Weird baby 
Ooh let's get fuckin weird let's get fuckin weird baby
Ooh do the Dr. Weird, do the Dr. Weird baby
Ooh you'll be fuckin weird you'll be fuckin weird ooh

Truth teller like no cap
Disrespect like no DAP
Made a bot that hates rap
Ben Shapiro, no WAP
His wife dry like Atacama
Doc got her wetter than a hot sauna
Capture all the local fauna
For the next monster to drop on ya
It's part shrimp, part dog, part duck
Got lightning breath, you're thunderstruck
Doc says you're outta luck
Cause you fucked around with ShrimpDogDuck!
This thing is almost ten foot long
Like a feral hog
Diet full of nitrogen
letting out these Primal Winds

Your track? Never heard of it
Bars? not a word of it
Cleverness? Not detected
My dick? Not erected!
Dope shades, protect me from these hater rays
You bouta need some Gatorade
You lookin like a mirror glaze
On entremet
I cut that cake now you're awake
Got new meds for you to take
Swallow now, sip of water
Have a nice dream of rappin harder
I'mma go to your house and clap ya mama
She slobber harder than a St. Bernard
Your dad ain't bad, imma ring the post
Then I get gone like a space ghost

VPC 7 Round 1

YNG SLLVN [LL YZZ, YNGSLLVN] - La Danse Palourdes

Fandom: The Dark Crystal 
Character: The Skeksis

VERSE I
MUST LOVE DOGS, MUST USE MULTIS
IM A MUPPET, PLUS MY WHOLE VIBE MUCH TOO CULTY
YOU GULLY? YOU GROTTAN, YOU ROTTEN, YOU MUSTY
YOU MUST BE, YOU WANT ME ON YOUR BEATS?! DON'T INSULT ME
YA GIRL LOOK LIKE AUGHRA
YOU CUCKS PROLLY OUGHTA-- ALL OF YA--WONDER IF I FUCKED THE ALL-MAUDRA
WE GODS AND WE MONSTERS, YOU ALL GETTIN STOMPED UP
YALL FORGOT I GOT SKEKMAL IN THE ROSTER
KID, IMMA SINK YOU LIKE THE BIS TO THE MARCK
YOU A BITCH AND A MARK, MY CRYSTAL IS DARK
MY JERRLY IS INFINITE, INTRICATE, SHARP
FEAST WHILE YOU DRINK FIZZGIG PISS IN THE DARK
AND FROM ME AINT NO SYMPATHY GATHERED
YOU A SIMP, IMMA BURN YOU INTO CINDERS AND ASHES
IMMA SHIT ON YOU BASTARDS, THE RITUAL MASTER
SHIT, EVERY LAST MINUTE THAT IM SPITTIN IM BLASTED
YOU'RE PLASTERED, THINKIN THAT YOUR DISS'LL WIN EM OVER?
IM THINKIN THATS A MISS, YOU AINT SHIT WHEN YOU SOBER
I GUESS THEY NEVER MISS HUH
MISSED THE LAST DECADE OF NERDCORE, I AINT MISS MUCH
SMOKING BLOOKA ROOT
YOU LISTEN TO FETT'S VETTE, I LISTEN TO BAZOOKA TOOTH
SKEKBUTO, THE AVIREX SKEKSIS
GOT A ARMALIG THAT PULL THE LEXUS

HOOK
AND I DON'T MAKE CONCEPT TRACKS, I'M A CONCEPT
RAP WITH A CONDOR HEAD FROM YOUR MOM'S BED
(BOMB SHIT) YES, SIP HER ESSENCE, PROLONG SHIT
YON SKEK CALL IN GARTHIM, NOT A BOMB THREAT
PLUS, FUCK A THRA, AUGHRA, FUCK A GELFLING
VULTURE CLAW SWIPE RIGHT, NICE, FUCK A GELFLING
SOMETHING ELSE NOT FROM YOUR PLANET THAT LANDED
DEMANDED TO GET SHIT--AND GET WHAT'S DEMANDED

VERSE II
AND WE LANDED, AS IN, GOT THE LAND
SO WE ASK AND YOU ANSWERED, NOBODY'S SAYING DAMN SHIT
RANCID, ONE STEP FROM CANNIBALIST ANIMUS
FEASTIN ON A POD PEEP PIECE LIT BY CANDLESTICKS
NEXT, SKEKTEK TEXT "CHECK THE ANALYSIS"
GRAB A CASTLE GUARD TAP EM HARD FOR DIALYSIS
BETTER LIVING LONG LIFE (TIGHT) BIGGER PHALLUSES
(HYPE) CHILL IN CAVERNOUS MAD CRYSTAL PALACES
AND YOU VALOROUS, TRYNA BE MORALITOUS
SAD HOW THE WHOLE VAPRA POWER SITCH IS COUNTERFEIT
ACCURATE, SNAPPIN WHEN I STAB U WITH A MASSIVE SHIV
SAVAGE SHIT, PLUS THE COLOR PALETTE IS ANALAGOUS
BLACK MOLD WITH A LITTLE BIT OF JACK MODE
ACTING ATAXIC, I'M NASTY, I RAP SLOW
BRASH OLD MASKED-UP BASTARD WITH CASH FLOW
BACKS BLOWN, SNAGGLETOOTH GRIN LIKE A GLASGOW
AND YOU WACK BRO
TALKIN BOUT SKILLS, GRACE, TASTE WHEN YOU LACK THOSE
TELL A GRUENAK TO GET THE VIALS AND WE STASH THOSE
GOT A DUAL GLAIVE? BRAVE, SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASSHOLE
I'M MASTERFUL

Muppet Ronin [Kabuto the Python and Beaker Sullivan] - Fizzgig Piss

Fandom: Steven Universe
Character: Spinel

playtime is a song written from the perspective of the character Spinel from Steven Universe the Movie, who in the film is brought to a place of anger from her feelings of abandonment and decides to take out her pain on those who the person she thought loved her had chosen instead.

----


That's right, I'm not the one to love
And but a fool to dream
That's right, I'm not the one to love 
My solo losing team
That's right, I'm not the one to love
Some plaything you don't need
Implied that I was good enough
but that wasn't what you'd mean

--

That's right, my Rose has thorns to spare
Chose from those who'd care, I didn't make the cut
Bright light's supposed to burn, so fair
Goes to show we shared unbidden cravings

But it's like time spent with gems depends
On whims and ends that tend to shift and bend for some
She'd lied but I played pretend because
(I thought we were best friends)

Such a clod to trust and want you
Ushered on through signs of threats
Hence rushed and got too much involved
You'd once upon new times for deference

Burned not read, deferred to death
While blurred intent left much distress
I learned instead, then heard he'd said 
(I love my friends)

--

That's right, I'm not the one to love 
And but a fool to dream
That's right, I'm not the one to love 
My solo losing team
That's right, I'm not the one to love
Some plaything you don't need
Implied that I was good enough
but that wasn't what you'd mean

--

I don't wanna play no more, forewarning
Know every available port is storming
Time to come and take what's yours
Performing hostilities for culpabilities you're ignoring

But I was so adorable, right? Your darling
Now I'm such horrible sight and starving
How durable is your world to blight? It's starting
Deplorable basket case not asking to bargain

Beg your pardon but the loneliest of stones hit the dark
In the garden where the only thing we'd grow is apart
Now I've hardened far too slowly, only known for the sharp bits
For audience of one heartless narcissist in charge

You're not her but hide behind a target shaped grin
You've prospered, denying me the cross I've beared since
Imposter! I've lost all so you could just exist?
Your roster's soon crossed off my to do justice list

--

That's right, I'm not the one to love 
Harm or be harmed it seems
That's right, I'm not the one to love 
Your turn to lose some things
That's right, I'm not the one to love
Now playtime's over, see?
Feels like now I'm not good at all
And I'm gonna watch you bleed

ExtraDial [Damn Selene, lizardgrove] - playtime

Fandom: Fallout 4
Character: Nick Valentine

Valentine Detective Agency

[VERSE 1]
Diamond City, you'll find him sitting, Shining pretty, 
When crimes are fishy, he's diving in, and he's finding history,
Kinda shifty, your hidings shitty, I'll find it quickly,
I'm tired of quizzing, I fire em quickly, your fried and crispy
Harriet Tubman, I'm helping out with the railroad,
Carrying something, my trunk will fill up like J Lo
Anger the gunman, you making nothing but stale dough
Manage to touch em, I thump him, you go to jail bro,
The Institute, are just picking people to flicker through,
They quick remove, and replace them basically switcheroo
They taking ages, they send in agents I pray for you,
They breaking rules, this is blatant flagrant, I make em lose,
Rock bottom hurts its too drastic sober I'm henny slurping
Blue cotton shirts, cute fabrics woven, you jelly? Perfect
Too hot my circuits, are overloading with deadly serpents
You got some work then just pass it over to Ellie Perkins,


[VERSE 2]
Be your companion from the dead zone to far harbour
Cyborg a stallion you dread chrome I'm far harder
All hope abandoned when heads blown I'm part martyr
Too raw and handsome I'm well known, Travis Barker
I'm hacking terminals, ladies come get your private dick
I'm acting merciful, you maybe you shouldn't try it kid
I'm blasting murder you, no shading where the iris is
This man is versatil, get paid in cheques for finding shit,
My chest synthetic, I'll blow your head and I wont regret it,
You'll need a medic, get slowly deaded it's so pathetic
I'm more humane than this whole plane I'm empathetic
I'm super brave and I'm getting paid handfulls of credits
I'm at peace with, the vault loads of vagrants
Try be decent, we all glow the same kid,
Never bleeding, this cyborg is painless,
Its not a secret, because you all know my name is,

CyberFunk2077 [Banditt, SynthLad] - Valentine Detective Agency

Fandom: Gunstar Heroes 
Character: Gunstar Yellow

Fixed shot or free shot, I'll pull you outta that tight spot,
What I've got is skills to pay the bills, never much for that time cop
Stuff, my family more does than enough to keep our planet safe,
Of course I'm sure that's what they said about Gunstars 1 through 8

In the Gameboy Advance, I got my second chance,
The Third Eye is semi-charmed, we got super-powers and loaded arms,
So we're bringing harm to the empire, chaser lightning and force fire,
General Grey better retire, we inspire that haywire

Doc Brown runs the weapons, and I run the jewels,
And by jewels, I mean gems, so please don't be confused
I assist Red & Blue through each map and each level,
I'm in the details, guess that makes me the devil

I'm the pilot, call me the captain, feeling pretty under control until it happens,
We sneak up behind you, ZAP! Then everything goes dark with your tracking,
I'm back in to navigating my heartbeat is palpitating,
That start button could start something but you don't want nothing!

(Chorus)
We are the future, we are the super, so raise your glass here's to the blast, Gunstar Heroes
We are are the cavalry, we are primary, so place your bets, we are what's left, Gunstar Heroes

Maria Hill of the 3YE, if you need help can count on me,
Got my headset so you best bet that my threat level is dead red,
I'm one part Bulma, two parts Sailor Mercury,
Don't let my big eyes fools ya. I'll tear you limb from limb mercilessly

My sibling is gender fluid, non-binary so I've included
Their pronouns as they/them/theirs, Red is so debonair,
And my boy Blue is killing it with that sweatband, I'm feeling it,
If you take it off I'm stealing it, won't get it back so deal with it

My oldest brother was lost, he saved the world, but at what cost,
The price he paid was his life, he made the ultimate sacrifice,
Feeling like he betrayed us he killed the God who enslaved us,
Blew up his mech just to save us, so respect the peace he gave us

That giant boom made four new moons, five whoops I spoke too soon,
Each holds a gem tight, but the fifth doesn't look right,
That's no small moon, not tonight, it's the Empire's satellite,
So let's do what we do best: FIGHT!

Chorus

Chip & Tune Res-Q Rangers [AJB, Alex is Free] - Gunstar Yellow

Fandom: Harry Potter
Character: The Sorting Hat

This one goes out to my man Robert Galbraith. 
Sorting gang. We're the worst. 

[chorus] x2
If I can sort you in then I can sort you out. 
You couldn't thwart all the things that I've brought about. 
How did Lord Voldemort find supportive crowds? 
See, you're taught to be naughty in the naughty house. 

[verse 1]
I set the wheels in motion. I sense your real emotions 
and send you reeling into the field I've chosen. 
Perchance evil potions, deeds of deep revulsion. 
I'll achieve my goals as long as I meet the quotient. 
I'm not even coaching, just picking the teams 
and filling Slytherin with all of the shittiest tweens. 
These kids will be in smithereens and no one intervenes. 
My little scheme tickles me till I split at the seams. 
And Dumbledore... 
Did you think that dumdum just stumbled through the door? 
Or got that gig on merits? Like being careless 
and looking away when children perish 
in perilous scenarios? Or get very close to some scary ghost 
with varicose veins and hairy toes, wearing burial clothes? 
I put him in with confidence 
that I would find the odd use for his obtuse incompetence. 

[chorus] x2

[verse 2]
Who divides and conquers spies and plonkers? 
'Tis I, the bonnet. "And why? It's wrong?" 'Cause I'm just bonkers. 
My best sponsors are mindless wanderers, 
floundering onwards unaware of what unkindness conjures. 
Blind, unconscious, while I write destinies 
and set trajectories. Yes I'm a hat, but I pick the accessories. 
Expressed unease, rest in peace. No one suspects a headpiece, 
but I've got the future all laid out in excel spreadsheets. 
Deadbeats and death eaters make up my faculty 
I pick the children like fruit off an apple tree. 
The alchemy of apathy as I essentialize, 
categorize and emphasize the differential lines. 
Never empathize. Just spread empty lies like how Mars and Venus, 
and vulvas, ovaries, balls and penis 
share an important link, and other sordid things. 
It's a boring kink, I know, but I sort of think...

[chorus]

[outro variant]
If I can sort you in then I can sort you out. 
You couldn't thwart all the things that I've brought about. 
How did Joanne Rowling find supportive crowds? 
See, you're taught to be naughty...

.5 Quartet [Vincent E.L., Ardamus] - Sort You Out

Play Sullivan Family Values - the playable RPG to go with this track at https://yngsllvn.com

Measure up -- not enough
Ruin everything I touch
heart is ash, blood is dust
Every beat a cover up
I got debt to settle up
Medical, vendettical
Throw me on the bonfire:
Skeptical heretical
Every time I level up
I put it on that rogue shit:
Double talk, weaponry
Knowledges, lockpicks
Every bar is bouta to hit
Like bitter mana potions
You can catch these hands
Like I'm throwin out explosives
I'm caustic, I'm basic
I'm awesome, I ain't shit
I fucked most my life up
And I can't escape it
No skills, depravèd
Degenerate wasted
Chasin off payments


AT LEAST WE CAN SELL DRUGS
to your mama
to your sister 
to your father 
To your friends and to your daughter
AT LEAST WE CAN SELL DRUGS
To your doctor 
to your preacher 
to your toddler
And to your boss and to your dog
AT LEAST WE CAN SELL DRUGS
to the neighbor 
Who maintains he fuckin hates ya
To your teacher gradin papers yo
AT LEAST WE CAN SELL DRUGS
To the senators who say they represent you
But their morals are for rent well
AT LEAST WE CAN SELL DRUGS


Ketamine coma in the classroom
Y'all aghast, and I'm like:
Did I fuckin ask you?
Y'all the same fools 
who'd throw me in the trash
Cause I ain't go no degree and 
I refuse to kiss your ass
I'm done with the pretension
That I fuck with your pretension
You can crawl up in my mentions
Bawlin sobbin so upset and
I'll be sippin on Electric Kool
This the acid test
Contemplate my next move
This a game of chess
What's the point of buildin up
When the waters set to rise
And the minters of the money
Got their bunkers prepped to hide
That's a problem for the future
I got problems right now
I can solve em cuz
AT LEAST WE CAN SELL DRUGS


to your mama
to your sister 
to your father 
To your friends and to your daughter
AT LEAST WE CAN SELL DRUGS
To your doctor 
to your preacher 
to your toddler
And to your boss and to your dog
AT LEAST WE CAN SELL DRUGS
To the PTA, the HOA, the NSA
The IRA and Dave Coulier
AT LEAST WE CAN SELL DRUGS
To every person in your shitty little town
They're coppin on the lowdown
AT LEAST WE CAN SELL DRUGS

VPC 7 Round 2

YNG SLLVN [LLYZZ, YNGSLLVN] - At Least

Genre: First Person Shooter
Screen: World Map
Vocalist Resource: Doubletime 
Producer Resource: No snares 

Come on, I never chose to be forced into hope's end
And know there are doors that don't close when they're opened
They're joking. The golden child? Chosen? All lies
I'm not the best with a vest, just the rest ain't alive

If survival was the plan for a draftee in hell
Why'd they slap me with a scattergun and pocket full of shells?
Dumped three hundred others into bellies hella beasts held
Now these motherfuckers wanna tell me they believe?

Well, I'm not even supposed to be here
No dotted line signed, just a life commandeered
By a rifle point, steered to what they called my career
So yeah, I'd met monsters before the "real" ones appeared
Kinda weird how it wasn't these demons I'd feared


GOING THROUGH
HELL AND TOO
NUMB NOW TO
C R Y
GOING THROUGH
MOTIONS
TOO READY TO
D I E


What is it even that's making me try to stay alive at this point? 
In time we all die but life stopped when I allegedly then became "employed"
Now that authority's destroyed but I'm suck in this horrid abyss 
Devoid of a reason to keep on but boredom I guess? Or maybe I'm simply annoyed?

Knee deep in the deadliest voids with enemies coming in infinite waves
Simpler days I'd grown to forget, won't expect a legitimate grave
Surviving for nothing but spite, or something? I might just confess I'm depraved
Enough to make it a game, till ogres and fiends are mistaking my bullets for rain

I mean, it's not like pain affects me after what the government's done
Ripped me out of my home, I never will hold my daughter and son
Beaten down till cold enough that the meat in my ribs came to frost
So we'll see if this hell hath a fury to match but a fraction of rage that I've brought
  

GOING THROUGH
HELL AND TOO
NUMB NOW TO
C R Y
GOING THROUGH
MOTIONS
TOO READY TO
D I E

ExtraDial [Damn Selene, lizardgrove] - slipgayt

MUPPET RONIN - ISLAND NOT GOOD

YO
PLEASE HELP, KABUTO STUCK ISLAND
I UHH...HIT HEAD COCONUT, FORGET HOW RHYMING
ONLY KNOW CLIMBING, SURVIVING, MAKE KNIFE
ALSO DID BUILD SHELTER FOR LEOPARD HIDING
NO FOOD HERE, SPICY GROSS WATER
DRINKING HEAD BONK JUICE BITING ROAST OTTER
MISS FAMILY, WIFE, SON, DAUGHTER
NIGHT COLD, SCARY--BUT IN DAY, SUN HOTTER
ONLY HAVE ONE BOOK, CALL HARRY POTTER
CANNOT READ HARRY POTTER BECAUSE TRANSPHOBIC
DAMN, SCOPE IT--WISH WAS WOKED BUT
CANT READ HARRY POTTER BECAUSE HIT HEAD COCONUT
ISLAND NOT GOOD--DAMNABLY SHITTY
WISH HAD CRASH LANDED IN RANDIAN CITY
OR AT LEAST ON ISLAND WITH CONSPIRACY THEORY
TIME PARADOX BLACK SMOKE...UHHHH
WISH HAD INTERNET, STREAMABLE MEDIA
KABUTO NEVER SEEN "LOST" NEED WIKIPEDIA
MUST LEARN WAY OF MAKE RAFT OR BOAT
ALSO HELMET IN CASE HIT HEAD COCONUT
AND YET... KABUTO LOVE COCONUT
NO BABES HERE, ONLY GIRLFRIEND COCONUT
PLANE DOWN NO SURVIVOR N.T.S.B. OPEN SHUT
NO ONE ELSE HERE CALLIN KABUTO THE LOCAL NUT
JUST COCONUT...ONLY COCONUT
HEAD SWELLIN, DOESNT HURT, SYNAPSES ARE CLOSIN UP
SIT WITH COCONUT, LOOK OUT AT THE OCEAN DUSK
DONT LOOK NOW BUT...TRYNA COCO-NUT
U FEEL ME
K.T.C.
LISTEN, LOOK AT ME
LOOK AT ME
DONT LOOK FOR ME

VPC 7 Round 3

Muppet Ronin [Kabuto the Coconut, Coconut Sullivan] - Island Not Good

Come to the new
Island of Messina
Where ALL your dreams come true

Come to the Island of Messina where tequila flows
Like Aquafina, this Seraphina Latina goes
Down like calamari on the barbie with Bacardi
We'll party until our souls expose their glow

This new cantina's much cleaner than the one before
With senoritas sunbathing like diamonds upon the shore
And buffets galore, You couldn't ask for more, hop aboard
Come explore this epiphenomenon Lore

Come lounge in our underwater oasis, quite spacious
And famous, like Vegas with gracious Nereid faces
Experience the feeling of carelessness, Oh, you'll probably need the Coordinates
Longitude: 15.5526, Latitude: 38.1939, yeah
See you there!!!

Come to the new
Island of Messina
Where ALL your dreams come true

2 Cannonz [SirenSeraph, PSX] - Island of Messina

JOEY:
WU-TANG
CLAN CHAT NINE DEEP
WHEN THE CREW HANG
SEVERAL PEOPLE ARE TYPING...
IT'S NOTHING EXCITING
WE'RE ALL PRETEND FIGHTING
IT'S REGULAR TUESDAY
WORD TO EVERYBODY FROM THE CHAT ROOM PHASE
BACK IN THE DAY, CHECKIN OUT THE BRAND NEW WAY TO MAKE FRIENDS
WAY BACK WHEN WEB PRESENCE NEVER MEANT SHOOT NAMES OR REGIONS
YOU'D RARELY SEE SOMEONE'S TRUE FACE WHEN THEYRE SPEAKING

RONIN:
I made friends out in Norway 
I can't talk that Norwegian 
My social life is the slow game
If we don't talk, theres no reason to
My window to the outside got bigger
When I withdrew to the inside
Go figure 
Long gone are the
Days of the net
Spent
On AIM 
With an aim to connect
AY

JOEY:
SCREEN NAMES STAY FRAMED WITH THE xXx'S
EVERY FRIEND REQUEST GETS ACCEPTED
CHECK THE COLORS ON THE TEXT WHEN WE MESSAGE 
LIKE "YO
YOU CAN ONLY SEE SHIT LIKE THIS SITTIN AT HOME"

RONIN:
I was
Just a 
Kid
Both 
Sad
And alone
Writing songs about my pain
In a maze of an anime poem
only took a little bit of leg work
To get my shit up 
tethered to a network
Hello friends,
Glad we can finally surf
Any other day in time would be kind of absurd

JOEY:
HAVING A BIT OF TROUBLE FINDING THE WORDS TO DESCRIBE THE WAY GETTING ONLINE MIGHT HAVE SAVED MY LIFE
BOTH SAD AND ALONE
ALL I'D KNOWN WAS TO HIDE
FOUND OUT ABOUT A PLACE TO MAKE FRIENDS INSIDE SO
I LOGGED IN & STARTED TALKING TO STRANGERS ON THE REGULAR
WORD TO YAHOO MESSENGER
TALKIN BOUT CARTOONS & GAMES LIKE I'D NEVER DONE
WATCHING THOSE DBZ AMVS SET TO "NUMB"
WORD TO EVERYONE IN THE DIGITAL WORLD CUZ
I WAS RAISED BY FUCKIN WEIRDOS ON SOME INTERNET FORUMS
& TO BE TOTALLY HONEST
I'M ONLY HERE CAUSE I MET MY SOULMATE ON TWITCH
STRAIGHT UP

JOEY (RONIN):
GOTTA FILL THOSE DOWNLOAD FOLDERS UP WITH COOL STUFF THAT YOU FOUND IN THE SCROLLING DUNGEON
ONLY CLICK YES IF YOU'RE OLD ENOUGH
IF YOU'RE OLD ENOUGH
GOTTA BE OLD ENOUGH
(you can find the love of your life)
GOTTA FILL THOSE DOWNLOAD FOLDERS UP WITH COOL STUFF THAT YOU FOUND IN THE SCROLLING DUNGEON
ONLY CLICK YES IF YOU'RE OLD ENOUGH
IF YOU'RE OLD ENOUGH
GOTTA BE OLD ENOUGH
(google maps can help you survive)

RONIN:
things keep going so much faster on the internet
anything you want
anything that you can get
i want a way to understand

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

JOEY (KABUTO):
AYO KABUTO
CHECK IT OUT
I SENT A LINK
(I CHECKED THE LINK)
SHIT'S ILL RIGHT?
(RIGHT)
DUDE TRIED TO DO A FLIP & TOOK A SPILL LIKE OOOOOOOOHHHH
(REAL TIGHT, PEEP THIS FOOL, RIGHT?)
THIS DUDE DIED
(OH SHIT, REALLY?)
YEA, FOR SURE
YOU CAN TELL BY HOW HIS SHOES WENT FLYIN OFF AFTER IMPACT

KABUTO (JOEY):
BIG FACTS LIKE CHECK THIS MANS
SOCKS HELLA MISMATCHED ONE LOOK LIKE A DISHRAG
(FUCK) YO IM SAYIN CHECK HIS SLACKS, (THATS A PISS SPLASH)
YO U SEEN THE VID THE DUDE WITH NIP TATS GOT HIS SHIT SLAPPED
WITH A CUSTOM NO PICKLE TRIPLE DECKER BIG MAC
(MAN YOURE FULL OF SHIT) NAH HES LEGIT WAXED (IN HIS CRIB?) NATCH
LISTEN I GOT GIGS BACKED, (LIL SLAPS?) UP TO RIBS CRACKED
(BUMFIGHT VHS VID STACKS) WESTERN DIGI TRACTS

JOEY (KABUTO):
THE INTERNET NEVER CHANGED
FUCK THE SAPPY SHIT
THE INTERNET EXISTS TO SHARE VIDEO CLIPS OF ACCIDENTS
& FIGHT COMPILATIONS W/ VERTICAL SHAKY CAMERAS
& SOMEONE IN THE BACKGROUND WHO'S LAUGHING OFF THEIR ASS AT IT

YO YOU EVER SEEN THAT LIL ASS CLIP WHERE THE LIL ASS KID GETS FLOORED WHEN SHORTY HITS EM W/ THE SPINNING BACK FIST?
(THAT WAS SICK!)
RIGHT?
(RIGHT?)

YOU SEEN THAT SHIT WHERE BIG DUDE GOT DROPKICKED IN HIS CHEST?
(FLIPPED OFF THE LEDGE?)
YUP, SWEAR TO GOD
THOUGHT HE WAS DEAD, CUZ
RIGHT?
(RIGHT?)

KABUTO (JOEY):
U SEEN THAT GO PRO SHIT MOTORCYCLE BLIND CORNER
HITS A CAL FIRE TRUCK STRAIGHT ON (THAT DUDES FOR SURE A GONER, SHIT)
YO NAH HE WAS ALRIGHT (HOW U KNOW?) U CAN CHECK SOME SHIT ON REDDIT
THE TRUCK WAS LOADED UP I THINK IT HAD LIKE SEVEN PARAMEDICS (DAMN)
COPACETIC

VPC7 Round 4

Perfect Cell [Joey Z, BigFake]- Network Connection (ft. Only One Ronin & Kabuto The Python)

🖥️⌨️👨‍💻💽👩‍💻🖱️💻
KABUTO 🐴
Joey Z 6️⃣🕓
Selene 💋💋💋
Everybody 👪
BEAKER 👩‍💻🖱

[VERSE 1: KABUTO]
AY FAM YOU EVER USED A COMPUTER?
(YEA) (THAT SHITS FROM THE FUTURE)
WINDOWS OR MAC (WORD PROCESSOR)
FIRST PERSON SHOOTER (MUSIC PRODUCER)
LEMME INTRODUCE YA (WHAT IT IS) MEDIA, DATA, MINUTIAE
(COMPUTERS) CAN DO SHIT (LEMME SEE IT)
PARTITION A SECTOR AND IM GONNA BOOT YA
MAYBE LIKE '94 EVEN KABUTO YA DUDE WAS A NATURAL
MILLIE'S MATH HOUSE, MACPAINT
KIDPIX--DITHERED--A BLACK AND WHITE IISI APPLE
(WOOO) (SHIT WAS A CANVAS!)
(BARELY COULD READ) AND YET I COULD MANAGE
YALLS IS WATCHING SOME BARNEY
IM IN THE LAB MAKING MENTAL ADVANCEMENTS

[VERSE 2: JOEY Z]
(SHOUT OUT TO WINDOWS XP) 
(WORD TO MICROSOFT PAINT)
I WAS EDITING SPRITES INTO COMICAL FRAMES 
PRINTING PIXELS TO PAPER
TO TAKE EM TO SCHOOL
SHOWIN PANELS TO CLASSMATES
(WHO THOUGHT IT WAS LAME) DANG
BACK HOME TO THIS DAY LIKE CLICK (CLICK) (CLICK)
SHIFTING WAVEFORMS AROUND (TRYNA MAKE THINGS HIT)
AND I MADE FRIENDS AS WELL
COMPUTERS LET RAPPERS COLLAB FAST AS HELL
LOOK

[VERSE 3: SELENE]
I'M PACKARD BELL HOOKS (WITH THE THREE SHELLS) 
(CAME THROUGH WITH THE ZUGS) POKED OVER FOUR 90 MIL MAXWELLS
(RAM'S WELL PAST SHOOK) (LIKE HALFWAY QUAKE'D)
MAKE MY AUTOEXEC.BATGIRL FACE 
AT CONSTABLE'S GATE, GOT D'SPARIL'S HEART 
WITH APPLIANCES TAKING TO FLIGHT (WHEN THE DARK HITS)
(FLEX LIKE A K56) (SHIT'S EASY)
ROCK A TCP/IP FREELEY. BELIEVE ME.

[CHORUS]
COMPUTERS, MAN, COMPUTERS, MAN
COMPUTERS, MAN, COMPUTERS, MAN
COMPUTERS, MAN, COMPUTERS, MAN
COMPUTERS, MAN (COMPUTERS...DAMN...)
COMPUTERS, DUDE, COMPUTERS, DUDE
COMPUTERS, DUDE, COMPUTERS, DUDE
COMPUTERS, DUDE, COMPUTERS, DUDE
COMPUTERS, DUDE (COMPUTERS, WOOOO
YALL EVER HEARD OF COMPUTERS?!!!
(YEAH I HEARD OF COMPUTERS!!)
YALL NEVER HEARD OF COMPUTERS! I DID!
(WE HEARD THAT SHITS FROM THE FUTURE!!)
YALL EVER HEARD OF COMPUTERS?
(MACHINES THAT NEVER MAKE MISSTEPS!!!!)
YALL EVER HEARD OF A CHIPSET?
(THAT SHITS MAKIN DICKS HARD AND CLITS WET!!!)
I’M NOT SAYING THAT!

[VERSE 4: SELENE]
THIS HETEROPHOBIC POWER USER STAYS
BOTTOMING OUT AT THE TOP OF YOUR BLOCK CHAIN 
(THERE’S ONLY TWO LANES) I’LL TAKE THE MEDIAN AVE 
OF YOUR INFO HI-WAY (WAVING GOODBYE AS YOU CRASH)
OVERRIDE, BRO, I TOLD YOU I’M BAD
TO THE BAREBONES BUILD (ZERO CHILL BEING HAD)
PLUS SKILLED WITH THE CRAFT (LIKE THE WAR OR THE STAR KIND?)
THE ANSWER IS YES, EVEN MORE SO WITH MINE

[VERSE 5: JOEY Z]
FUCK TRYNA DO ANY MENTAL GYMNASTICS OR MATH
(WHY?) GOT COMPUTERS FOR THAT (RIGHT)
YOUR PHONE'S A COMPUTER TOO! (TIGHT)
WHEN THE COMPUTERS WAKE UP WHO KNOWS WHAT THEY GON DO TO YOU
AAAAAAAAAAA
(JOEY Z, CALM DOWN) I AM BEING CALM
(THATS JUST HOW HE SOUNDS)
WHEN IM FUCKING AROUND ON THEM STREAMS TALKING SHIT ON YOUR SONGS
(YOU PROBABLY OUGHTA GET YOUR MOUSE CHECKED OUT)

[VERSE 6: KABUTO]
AND YALL RAPPERS OUGHTA GET YOUR MOUTH CHECKED OUT
WANT SOME RESPECT IN THE NEXT ROUND (I BET)
THEN SHOW SOME FUCKING RESPECT FOR THE CRAFT
(KABUTO AINT STICKIN HIS NECK OUT) BET
MP3S X'ED OUT (BET) GRAB A WACK DISC AND EJECT OUT
(RAP WITH MY CHEST OUT)
SHOUT TO YOUNG ME ON ASKJEEVES TRYNA SEARCH JANET J WITH HER BREAST OUT
(DONT DO THAT!)

[CHORUS]
COMPUTERS, MAN, COMPUTERS, MAN
COMPUTERS, MAN, COMPUTERS, MAN
COMPUTERS, MAN, COMPUTERS, MAN
COMPUTERS, MAN (COMPUTERS...DAMN...)
COMPUTERS, DUDE, COMPUTERS, DUDE
COMPUTERS, DUDE, COMPUTERS, DUDE
COMPUTERS, DUDE, COMPUTERS, DUDE
COMPUTERS, DUDE (COMPUTERS, WOOOO)
YALL EVER HEARD OF COMPUTERS?!!!
(YEAH I HEARD OF COMPUTERS!!)
YALL NEVER HEARD OF COMPUTERS! I DID!
(WE HEARD THAT SHITS FROM THE FUTURE!!)
YALL EVER HEARD OF COMPUTERS?
(MACHINES THAT NEVER MAKE MISSTEPS!!!!)
YALL EVER HEARD OF A CHIPSET?
(THAT SHITS MAKIN DICKS HARD AND CLITS WET!!!)
(YEAH YALL STILL CANT SAY THAT.)

[BRIDGE]
COMPUTERS

[VERSE 7: SELENE]
LIKE 01000110
(PAYING SOME RESPECTS TO SOME LONG LOST HERO)
EXCEPT BITCOIN’S IN RETROGRADE (SELENE, WHATCHA DOIN?)
HOCKIN NFTS FOR TRACKS BEAKER’S BEEN PRODUCING

Muppet Ronin [Kabuto, Beaker] Yall Ever Heard of Computers (ft. feat Joey Z & Selene)

Hook (all/layered) 
The Nerds Come Out At Night x 8 
(The nerds come out)

Verse(s):
Mark FKN Cooper
Since stranded here been bored to tears like I don't got things to do
I got places to go and people to see, man I need to get rescued 
The X marks the spot, now here comes a yacht, hop aboard and meet the crew 
Approaching the lobby, I see Tia & Bobby, plus the VPC came too  (that's you) 

Bobby Aarsen 
Its a literal whos who of the nerdiest catch 
Taco's on the mash snackin with Smokee and An
SLLVN got a hold scissors and now they're sleeveless
Tia's droppin a throw back like sweet jesus  

Prowess The Testament 
How egregious, these teams should check the features
We 1-up competition, head first like a fetus
That's a .5 fraction, like Ardamus captions
I'm laughing with the captain, scribing rhymes on a napkin

Hook (all/layered) 
The Nerds Come Out At Night x 8 
(The nerds come out) (voiceovers from Bobby/Mark Cooper)

Verse(s): Bobby Aarsen x Prowess The Testament
Twilli playing Pictionary with the 'Spandex Moose'
And 'Beaker' slaying shuffleboard, sippin Metamucil
They never had a clue, found the green on the steamboat
Now, we ‘SOLO’ L's, rock bells with Lex Lingo 
Light it up like casino, Deshko with the Cheat Code
Wetter than Pellegrino, thirst where the freaks go
Little did he know, Shawn Solo, received mo', C-Notes, it’s GROSS, just peep the keynote (winks)

-Lower 3rd Beat Transition: Salute to Deshko-
Mark FUKN Cooper
Look at me now, K-9 growl, Vick is sick, he cant even keep me down,  
More lines spin than a deep down burned cd rounds, see these rounds are a wake up call like coffee grounds 
Royalty with the crown profound, got the pedal on the metal like I'm Logan...
Wow, so marvelous, Scarlet  Witch towards all the risks, life is a game til you get blown out like the cartridges, 
and that’s common sense, so obvious, shake 'em up like Parkinson's with an etch & sketch in a turtleneck and a baphomet 
  
Hook (all/layered) 
The Nerds Come Out At Night x 8 
(The nerds come out)

Mark FUKN Cooper
I never skip a beat, my moonwalk is sleek
The way I spin move through the groove
The Lamar Latrell that turned Patty LaBelle 
Giving nerds new attitudes 
Keep it hippoty hoppity, nobody "heir" is stopping me, I'm prepared to put your hands in a air like robbery, 
So, you dare to copy me? Blank stare cuz probably, you thinking, I dive bars…that's an anomaly 

Hook (all/layered) 
The Nerds Come Out At Night x 8 
(The nerds come out)

-FADE TO BLACK-

Fireproof [Mark Cooper, Prowess The Testament] – Nerds Come Out Art (ft. Bobby Arsen)

(Skeptik)
I remember playing all night and splitting the screen/
The CRT’s glow kept us calm and serene/
Controller green, neon to boot/
Three handles to hold and it’s see through too/
(OnlyOneRonin)
Never been to a LAN party? Unreal/
Tournament with the shock gun. Done deal/
(Danny G)
Was once a game, now it turns wheels/ 
backbone of Yoshi and the war of gears/ 
wanna kill some spare time with Kirby air ride/ 
Glide thru on Hydra, and fly thru space time/
(OnlyOneRonin)
I got time, but dont rush me/
Got dropped in the middle map playing pubg/
(Skeptik)
I got two multi taps and eight remotes/
Control a whole team in Madden, yeah, we’re doing the most/
Pillar to post, we could make a whole roster/
In No Mercy in no time, of justice league imposters/


(Hook)
Hop on the couch, you got your controller?
Inch by inch we push even closer
Shoulder to shoulder, we few are soldiers
Multiplayer madness let’s never get older
Plugged in and ready to play/
Ten hours passed now it’s the next day/
Hanging out with the crew in our favorite games/
Looking for something to slay


(Danny G)
Fresh double As, so I know we all able/
no need for tables, grab the link cable/
Give me the onyx, no one can stop this/
Haunter to gengar - boldore to gigalith/
metal coat warps the helix, simple rock turns to steeling
Gotta have friends to evolve that feebas
Four sword adventure on cartridge or cube disc
I feel this pikmin in the palm of my hand
Toss this plant based being to my fam
Double dash back to shield grab on castle
Hyrule Smash Bros time splitting hassle/
All night long we stuck on Nintendo
Soda and chips till we all decrescendo


(OnlyOneRonin)
Knock knock
(Who's there?)
Knock out
(Knock out who?)
Knock out in the city
Don't drop the ball in a fight
Unless you wanna be the fall guy
It's not all hype
When you're winning
Gunrock with the 3 stone power
If I Hit you
rag doll like the bouncer
Counter if you have to
But gotta inkling
Imma splat you
Atchu
Not a sneeze, but a tweet
Getting kinda hungry
Guess I gotta eat
Put me in a cage in a free for all
Hard-core battle with a pokeball




(Skeptik)
Laptop guns, an assload of fun, pass snacks around, lemme grab that one/
I’ll never ease off to give esteem a bump, in a team death match there’s no runner up/
I raise the height of my jump with a rocket Sam, serious/
Play fast and furious and pass out delirious/
Not everything you want in life will be easy,
check the cow level if you don’t believe me/
Warrior need food, warrior queasy, warrior wonders if he’s being too needy/
Companions and quests go hand in hand,
So let’s clear this game and hit Funcoland/
I even heard  they got a brand new Dreamcast demo stand 


(Outdo)
Hop on the couch, you got your controller?/
Inch by inch we push even closer/
Shoulder to shoulder, we few are soldiers/
Multiplayer madness let’s never get older/

dubldragon. [Skeptik, Danny G] Multiplayer Madness (ft. OnlyOneRonin)

TS BN A LNG RD ND TA NLY GTTN LNGR DD
F YR GNNA TRP YBTTR PCK YR ATTD
CHRG N WRH A SML ND A QCK JK
BT DNT B FRD TLT M HNG THMSLVS WTH SHRT RP
YR TH PRHPT N TH MNTN SPK MDNSS TRTH ND VRT 
N A WELD THTS BNN SPCFCLLY DSGND T FCKN HRTY
WLL YTLST A LTTL BT THR FLKS LT
IF YNT WLN T THN HNDS UP HLPS U NT GT SHT
YTND TRP TH GNDR THT TH DCTS LL SSGNDY
BT TH LNG HRS THRWN FLKS MKN SSMPTNS FRM BHND Y
YR PNCHT FR VN TMPS MKS HTRS UPST N S
SHKT T FF MK T BTTR HL TH WRLD LT T G

WHN TS TM FR TH SHA MMA GO BNG BNG
TS TH RP PTBLL BTA SHW M FNGS
VRYN LSTN TTH WRDS I SLNG
THM THR MTHFCKRS THY JST CNT HNG

SHT N TH SKLLS F SM SCLLD "NC GYS"
PPR THN SKN TRN P LK A PRC GD
LN M P KNS BNT NS TTH WLL
HMMR BCK BNG BNG THN YWTCHN M FLL
BLLTS TTH BRN CS VDN TTH BRNCS
GRY MTTR SPLTTR DLT M LK A BCKSPC
CLM TRF HRT M WHR THY FXT
GD RTH, TL FR TH TX RT
THT'S GRT, MD  FCKN SMMR CMP FR BLL GTS
JFF B, LN ND GRMS N  GRP DT

VRY JKR THNKS THR MVS R TH BST
BT WHL THYR DNCNG PLYNG CHCKRS YRR N 5D CHSS 
HNDSM BNDTS RDN T T RB TH PNY XPRSS
BTTR MPTY T YR PCKTS R T'S TW N TH CHST
TLKN SHTS T TH BRST, PLSTC SRGN'S TH BST
TNGL WTH TH SLLY FM ND Y'LL LV CRSD ND DPRSSD
NCK DP BG SLP LD T RST N YR SNDY BST
PLS GV P TH GDS  GT YR RLTVS NDR DRSS
F Y KCK TH HRNT'S NST N TH FCKN NTRRNT
ND KNW BTTR THN Y BTTR WN THT SHT
STRT  FGHT ND G BLLS DP NTL Y FNSH T
F Y CNT TK TH SHT THN Y SHLD PT  LTTL PN N T
MK SM RM FR SNNN T TH HLDY NN ND 
WLL KCK Y RGHT N YR VSN ND LV Y CRSN ND SPTTN
RRRNGN YR MG KCK YR SS N TH KTCHN
PST THT JRNYMN PHS Y GTT SPT WTH PRCSN
YR FCKN TNGS NT N Z, TSS MR LK NCLR FSSN
WHT GD MD S N, LL YZZLL B SPLTTN
LK THCK THGHS N GLS GYS ND NYN LS
YH M TH B PN DMBSS WH JST TLD N HMSLF
SP

VPC7 Round 5

YNG SLLVN [LL YZZ, YNGSLLVN] - BNG BNG

The Southern Demon Nerd 
Round 5 Challenge Submission
"HEY SMOKEE"


Hey Smokee, dont do a stan thing

Noted,
 my egos are bloated, most of em know it they show up 
I cannot control  em
I sniff all this coke up and rap at the mirror
Talk to myself but the words hard to hear
Fears voices all of these choices 
Can I be blunt with me and kinda boisterous?
questions rhetorical 
I got the answers
Ask myself anything make it a stanza


HEY SMOKEE
whatcha gon do next
Cant win every battle but ya still gon flex
Dont ignore yourself smoke, best
protect ya neck
It's a party in ya head smokee let's get wrecked
HEY SMOKEE
Dont worry cuz ya gotcha back
HRY SMOKEE
Be my hype man.  yo, that shit slaps
HEY SMOKRE
Self high five hand clappin action
HEY SMOKEE
HEY SMOKEE
HEY SMOKEE
Whatcha got to say
Cypher w yourself like masturbatin
Too many smokees hard to actuate
Alot of em just telling you that you're so great

HEY SMOKEE
 how ya spit rap so good?
HEY SMOKEE
how does taco flip tracks so good?
HEY SMOKEE
 Yall be scratching that wax so good.
HEY SMOKEE
would ya give yourself dap?
Sho would


the fuck even are you?
Try hard go getter?
Be more go harder Smokee do better
A letter?  You kidding you that's not your tastes
Just ride to a city and rap at their face
You've been playin nice too
At least your cat likes you
Spit thunder stoned 
Keepin it Raichu
Might have to morph into pooty tanger
Powered up megazord nerdcore stranger
High level druid 
Cross class ranger
check ya skills,
Fuck a campaign up
Bring in the danger cuz show n tells over
Do panic titanic the water is frozen
The mighty best duck 
Ice cold keep em shivering
Slapstick style with a knuckle puck delivery
You a buster mega buster
Smokee on blast
No gods No kings No robot masters!


HEY SMOKEE
What the fuck that mean?
Why the size yo noggin damn obscene? 
HRY SMOKEE
Rock a clean verse keep a critic mumblin
Are ya humble smokee?
Nah you the humblest
HEY SMOKEE
Why ya gotta rap so loud?
References cater to the nerdcore crowd
HEY SMOKEE
Why gotta be so damn proud? 
HEY SMOKEE
Now we rollin huh?
Too much smoke
Claustrophobia
Least we got some umph
To blow me up
Hey smokee 
dont let me smokee dont show me up
HEY SMOKEE
how ya spit rap so good?
HDY SMOKEE
How does taco flip tracks so good?
HEY SMOKEE
How yall scratch wax so good?
HRY SMOKEE
would ya give yourself dap?
Sho would


You're the henchman you're the villain,
The islands that deserted, you're the player, you're the hater, you're a Southern Demon Nerd and your reflection's replicating
your 
Imposter syndrome party's gotten out of hands a bit 
We've been so nice
 now were big naughty
Make like a trench and ditch ya bitch 
weve caught you outta pockets
Your internet presence is less than impressive Smokee, stop it
15 years with no career "cuz you're just having fun"
Take a hike, Run Smokee run, 
Wait like like like 
is that a gun?
Always has been 
Yall just arent remembering
Dismembering our egos 
Seeing Keaton's multiplicity
In theaters 
on ether
 double feature
 with memento 
No one ever taught us how to properly crescendo!!!!
Or segway but it's still all good at least we can sell drugs tho
Guess we just love playin games that's cutthroat.  
 Shamed?  Fuck no, just gimme dat up vote 
Cabbage vendor 
Burnin embers
 all returns cinders
In the wind the innuendo's all that anyone remembers


How the hell you tell  rhymebenders that you mean them no harm
When you're a winter storm tornado warning fire alarm?
your the only survivor, on some highlander shit,
Drenched in your own blood and guts 
You still got the drip.

HEY SMOKEE

The Southern Demon Nerd [Smokee B, Taco Supreme] - Hey Smokee

The only lyrics you need
Are the ones that have
Been in your heart
For the longest time.

The Crown Joels [The Crown, EBILLY] - Finale

(feat. prod. by Thugmasta J and Synthlad)

Gotta Get Away

young stroke, you need to escape
or else get killed like dumbledore by severus snape
you need to run, or better yet hustle
how you earned the name young stroke aka young muscle
or else, you might get murdered
you'll be dead meat, not talking bout hamburger
need to sneak like a burglar
or else you'll get caught and that's not hot
it's like a horror movie without the film score
people in the theater be like "don't open that door"
but i open it...
when i see what's on the other side i say "oh shit"
but you'll never see the stroke quit
i'm so focused, imma tell you bout survival
oh wait, the hot girl died?
there's no more reason to hide

i gotta to get away 
i gotta to run away
i gotta to get away 
i gotta to run away

young muscle you need to run like marathon
or else you'll be floating down river phlegethon
or better yet styx, no more ballin' in the mix
if you're dead, that means no more pizza from the hut
imma tell you what's up, if you're dead, no more stroke cuts
or krispy kreme donuts, or cherry coke sodas
the scene is grizzly, but they ask "who is he"
it's that young stroke, let me solve this mystery
let me find the escape hatch
alcohol out the flask, i smile but it's a mask
back to the task imma break the damn glass
escape out the back, that's just how i act
they say "stroke come back" then the credits start rollin'
haters missed the movie 'cause their phones were steady scrollin'
'cause i give em the blues
running away in the whip i drive some chevrolet shoes

Streezy Toad [Young Stroke Aka Young Muscle, Sweeney Toad] - Gotta Get Away

I DON'T GO OUT!
I just stay at home
COS THAT'S WHERE ALL MY SHIT IS (shit is)
so don't hit up my phoooooonnnee

I won't even leave you on read nah
Like I know you're definitely my friend but
I'm gonna do that thing where I flick down the screen
and pretend that I didn't see ya,

but I seent it, Gotta get the mood right
set my smart bulbs to candlelight
whip it out, gonna work on myself
journaling for my mental health

how I feel: good
sense of self: strong
what I want: pud
sexy elf: wrong

therapist asked me to write my thoughts
sitting here in my jimmy jam shorts
Asking what I do when I'm home alone
Motherfucker y'all already know

I JIMMY JAM WITH MY JIMMY JAM SHORTS ON
I JIMMY JAM WITH MY JIMMY JAM SHORTS ON
I JIMMY JAM WITH MY JIMMY JAM SHORTS ON
JIMMY JAMMY JIMMY JAMMY JIMMY JAMMY
SHORTS ON!

I JIMMY JAM WITH MY JIMMY JAM SHORTS ON
I JIMMY JAM WITH MY JIMMY JAM SHORTS ON
I JIMMY JAM WITH MY JIMMY JAM SHORTS ON
JIMMY JAMMY JIMMY JAMMY JIMMY JAMMY

I DON'T GO OUT!
COS THAT'S WHERE ALL THE PEOPLE ARE (people are)
And I'm in a lockdown zone
So I can't really travel far--BUT

I got feet pics if you want 'em
I got feet pics if you want 'em
I got feet pics if you want 'em
I got feet pics if you want 'em

Spandex Moose onlyfans
Only man's but trust me...
they're good

I'm not alright, I'm not good
Feeling like, I've had too much pud
I'm not alright, I'm not good
Feeling like, I've had too much pud

too much pud? too much pud
too much pud? too much pud
too much pud. too much pud.
too much pud. too much pud.

Hi Mike, it's your therapist. I wanted to talk to you about these journal entries. I'm not sure I really understand what's going on. You keep writing about jimmy jams? Not sure what those are. And why did you write about feet pic--

by the time you hear the next drop
the jam shall be within you.

I JIMMY JAM WITH MY JIMMY JAM SHORTS ON
I JIMMY JAM WITH MY JIMMY JAM SHORTS ON
I JIMMY JAM WITH MY JIMMY JAM SHORTS ON
JIMMY JAMMY JIMMY JAMMY JIMMY JAMMY
SHORTS ON!

I JIMMY JAM WITH MY JIMMY JAM SHORTS ON
I JIMMY JAM WITH MY JIMMY JAM SHORTS ON
I JIMMY JAM WITH MY JIMMY JAM SHORTS ON
JIMMY JAMMY JIMMY JAMMY JIMMY JAMMY
SHORTS ON!

(phone call)

Spandex Moose [Mike Bananas, Frank Danger] - JIMMY JAM

SlothdubzAndRonin [Only One Ronin, Slothdubz feat. Klopfenpop] - Sitting alone

We're not normal
Im not even sure
that We are mortal (mmkay)
Stuck in this dimension
When they sealed off the portal
Crack jokes to mask
Like a damn ninja tortle
Blood on both sides
no lines in the war zone
Is you nomad or you corpo?
Bet you a strong man.
Never sad nor vocal
Hercules Hercules
Kevin Sorobo

We're better on this side of the wardrobe
I know that there's more though
Just give it some time

Keep falling
But this law isn't Newton's
We'll find the solution 
Is your words and mine 

Live and let die In the past
You can't just sit
If the die isn't  cast
If you fight it
This ain't your climate
You uninvited
den full of lions
With no alliance
To give you guidance
Roll a 9 and
its bona-fide Poltergeist
Before the night ends
With no hi-5s
It's been decided
In a teens react to
Teens attack on titans
Weeds grow fast
and seem to latch to violence
We were fine when things
Were on the island...

I'm off topic
Sorry, I gotta stop it
We can say no to drugs
But never say no to chocolate 
Diabetes is a problem
It runs in our family
We used to run from problems 
But we never ran from candy
Understanding that we got no understanding
We just rhyme and ranting
Nothings ever settled
Like the sand in the jungle levels can be
Made excuses for people that hurt us
Now I feel a way
The way We seal away
those feelings
Cannot be okay
Why does it take so long to process
All of these thoughts we got in our subconscious
We need options
We need therapy
We are not the person I'm prepared to be
Im not your heracles

(2x)  
Thoughts to myself
When I'm sitting alone
I'm often myself
When I'm sitting alone
I get lost in myself
When I'm sitting alone
I used to talk to myself
When I was sitting alone

Sitting alone

SlothdubzAndRonin [Only One Ronin, Slothdubz feat. Klopfenpop, Ultraklystron] - Sitting alone

I know sometimes it seemed like a lost cause
but it’s all worth it
don’t be so hard on yourself cuz you’re not perfect
and yeah it get dark but just don’t ever stop searching
cuz right when they drop curtains and the crowds gone and you lost 30
they can forget to respect you reflect and you’ll see they cannot hurt you they all dirty
you gotta stop blaming yourself for the friends that you lost
everything comes with a cost
and crying don’t mean that you’re soft
but this is the path and you chose to walk it
you paid the price for that bag in your pocket
them cigarettes still got you coughin
keep smoking them nails in your coffin
you punish yourself way too often

And you bein home wouldn’t change what those cops did
rest up Malik 
i know when you heard that you lost it
confused and in tears like a lost kid
and seeing them pigs makes you nauseous
it’s deadly if you don’t move cautious 
justice is based on who profit
so whatever it is it is not this

Turned 32 with a pistol in hand
thinking this might be the end
you was down in the darkness again
right at the height of your plans
I’m happy that you took the chance and gave me a life
you don’t understand
you gave me a life now when i can I’m spreading some light
I’m doing it right this time

New lease don’t waste it success so close you can taste it
two families one apartment yeah you went and got it out the basement
you was sick of struggling for the basics
finding your way in the bass hits
you got the drive and they fake it
you got a dream they can’t take it
Every engagement coulda went south
holes in your  heart they been filling with doubt
they poison your thoughts with all of the venom that come out they mouth
they want the clout you want the cash 
they sat on a couch when you did a dash
called you a dummy for chasing your passion and now they act sad you cut em all out

But It’s all gonna pay off
poppa got sick and you momma got laid off
i promise you the pills the only thing you gotta stay off
smoke up a pound taking the weight off
long as you ain’t take a day off

You gotta get rid of the ghosts that haunt you
and the feeling that nobody want you 
it’s fake why would you respond to it
they playing a part and it’s on cue
but people will do what they want to that motivation beyond you 
please refrain from acting out despite the pain they caused you

Showin a weak point could get you exploited easily
people be moving so greasy sheesh 
I’m just resting peacefully 
but hoes tore off my Jesus piece and now I’m hanging regally
whippin the city illegally
I’m  fitna be free this time

Shawn Solo & Lex Lingo [Lex Lingo, Shawn Solo] - Untitled

(featuring Tanner4105)

Dear me
it's me
heres a letter to myself

Dear me
dear me
here's a letter to myself

Dear me
it's me
heres a letter to myself

I'm eating a sandwich

I'm eating a sandwich

Sandwich

I'm eating a sandwich

there's too much cheese

cheese

and I shouldn't have this

Sailor Doom remix [Johnny HacknSlash, TwillDistilled] - Fuck This XD (feat. Tanner4105)

The Cycle (feat. Tanner4105)- Rad Labs, Inc.

Dear Michael
It's the cycle
You got break the tight hold
Upon your life whole

What you gonna do
When all your life blows
Past your face 
Like a plume of smoke (here we go)


Pen to paper
So I don't forget
The way that I feel
That led me to regret

The way that I am
And the way that I get
When our disease Has us 
all kinds of upset

Listen me, the doctors
They've all been telling
That the path that we're rockin
Is the way to selling

Out our soul 
To a different goal
Of the addictions hold
Making things so frictional

do better than this
push past the bliss
move past the shit
Get some bonuses

You got to hone this in
And hope not to trip
See the dope that we spin
Is some kinda opening

In the armor
Of a young boy's karma
Just looking for some farmer
ceuticals that won't harm her

was it our diploma 
That led us to the coma?
That put us into a state
Of total alone a

So time to unwind
And have an aroma
therapy. What you gonna do
With your new molars?

Will be grinding
From a mind bend
But don't forget
your tonal whining 


Dear Michael
It's the cycle
You got break the tight hold
Upon your life whole

What you gonna do
When all your life blows
Past your face 
Like a plume of smoke (here we go)


Do you remember 
being sober?
It’s Happening less 
As we get older

No restless nights
Walking up over and over
The addiction is getting
 Bolder and bolder

Do you remember
Our waking dreams?
the chaos inside
Is not what it seems

Gotta get outside and do 
a grounding technique
Go to therapy and
Listen to them speak

Take your pills and
Try not to fall asleep
Mediate
It might give some relief

I'm writing you this letter
From the other side of things
I know you like shit better
When the message comes singed


But what I do know
Is that our mind is the island
It makes sense when 
the work was piling 

You'd want to escape 
to a place of silence
But the music it always 
has a way to find us

Deep in that cave
You gotta be brave
To come out and 
Pave your own way

Do you listen to 
The outside voices
Or diss them with some 
Inside choices

Rad Labs, Inc. [Michaelangeflow, Omniboss] - The Cycle (feat. Tanner4105)

(Chorus)

Let’s Talk About the Issues
Let’s Talk About the Sweeter Thing
Let’s Talk About the Way You Make Me Feel
I Can Turn it All Around Today

I Love it When You Love Me
I Love it When You Want it All
Come Give Me Your Reaction
I’m Getting Too Emotional

(Old Steve Verse) 

I want your love. You don’t deserve me wanting it.
I want to be your goal in life but I’m thinking you’d be mocking it.
You’d be polite, niceties are criticisms
Wwant your respect, leave behind your chauvinism

Listen, had a few hopes, a few goals, a few paths
Like to think I’d surprise you, but I’m afraid to ask
What you think about the things you started that I made to last
Yeah I still want your love, even though you’re an ass

 Is it so much to ask for you to be proud of me?
Doubtfully sure you have notes mouthfully
Delivered ad nauseum, you never shut up
Always quick to the gavel, and sharp with the cut

(Chorus)

Let’s Talk About the Issues
Let’s Talk About the Sweeter Thing
Let’s Talk About the Way You Make Me Feel
I Can Turn it All Around Today

I Love it When You Love Me
I Love it When You Want it All
Come Give Me Your Reaction
I’m Getting Too Emotional

(Young Steve Verse)

Woah Woah
Alright Older Fatter Balder Steve (Yeah)
Who’s Rapping at Me Which is Super Weird (I mean we’ve been a rapper for ten years)
If You’re Come This Hard, I’ve Got Question

Did we ever play Dungeons and Dragons (Yeah we’ve played a bit of tabletop)
Did we ever read Comic Books Regularly (No but you’ll find a lot of it’s on TV)
Did we ever discover ourselves a true passion (eh, we didn’t hit that spot)
Did we ever find someone who loves me for me (yeah, their name is Kelsey)

So you’re a little depressed I can tell (mmhmm)
Does the world start going to hell (oh absolutely)
Oh it already did (yeah, Bo Burnham)
Who the fuck is Bo Brunham

(Chorus)

Let’s Talk About the Issues
Let’s Talk About the Sweeter Thing
Let’s Talk About the Way You Make Me Feel
I Can Turn it All Around Today

I Love it When You Love Me
I Love it When You Want it All
Come Give Me Your Reaction
I’m Getting Too Emotional

(Breakdown)

I love it when you love me
Even though I do not want you to
I love it when I love me
Some times its hard for me to do
But you know I’m trying (you know I’m trying)
And you know I will (and you know I will)

(Chorus)

Let’s Talk About the Issues
Let’s Talk About the Sweeter Thing
Let’s Talk About the Way You Make Me Feel
I Can Turn it All Around Today

I Love it When You Love Me
I Love it When You Want it All
Come Give Me Your Reaction
I’m Getting Too Emotional

Perstrami Persona [Steve, Zilla Persona] - Let's Talk

Vocalist: Josh Krow
Producer: Chuck Dastardly

Original:  Straylight Run - Hands In the Sky 
Link: https://youtu.be/jtRhi-P_MjM

Vocalist/Producer Challenge IV, Round 2

SWERV - Hands in the Sky 2016

Richie Branson

This rap shit is his love he call her adrian
Eyes swollen shut can't wait to see her face again 
They gotta cut him just to get another day to live 
But when the surgery is up he'll get a major win
Still, This could be the last song he ever makes 
Seems like yesterday he thought he'd be at heavens gate 
He took a step away from rap so he could medicate
They celebrate his absence now he's back to devesate 
Stepped outta the hyperbaric like Kakarot
Capsule shot 'll smash they block up like an aftershock 
Richie Branson these other rappers is afterthoughts 
I snack a lot eating tracks somebody pass the sause 
Blasted off getting so damn high 
like an overhyped astronaut in no man's sky
Used to hit class a lot rocking poor man's ice
had them rocks flashing off like the Kodak lights 
Yeah this is where the hook was supposed to go but
when you hittin bars, 16'll get you no luck 
Even at my worst the flow colder than a snow bluff 
traveling since birth them roads (rhodes) raised me like I'm GoldDust 
Damn microphone getting dusty 
You better bring an army if you're thinking you can crush me 
I'm going off the deep end with no bungie 
I wrote this shit down on the weekend so don't judge me 



Kadesh Flow

Gatekeepers take note! I want my piece/ close the doors in my face I'll break em down, I'm not Maurice/ I'm the wolves who chase after him/ better yet I'm the beast who smashes them/ when Belle's in a disaster grim/ speaking of Bells I don't crack Em I just ring em/ there's liberty attached to what I'm bringing/ cuz really I am mastering the feat of/ shooting blasts of bars, reality for dreamers/ they can happen, I believe it/ you receive it/

So I've got my weight up, look at palm skin and see callous/ best expect the plates that I lift to keep piling/ 'til I'm  round the world spitting 16s/ so pristine/ you could paint them on the Sistine Chapel/ since beginning like the ones who sinned gleaned apples/ I've been surgical when all these pricks need scalpels/ by that I mean I'm swinging like I'm gifting Falcon/ Punches, plus Ihomer, 415, out there/ 

The hook should go here but I'd rather rap and rip for fans/ I rarely sleep, but my dreams could turn Edward Scissorhands/ to Krueger/ spew and leaking out the blood of any sycophant/ trying dupe the view of future sleeping on the vision man/ so I try to avoid these homies with no process it's/ problematic like hemoglobin with low oxygen/ I've have been/ sick of seeing this unarmed violence and/ acknowledge that I should give my voice more to this problem then/

EyeQ

You said it an didn’t mean it
i said it cause i believe an it an breath it 
 
i mean it until i start being 
a being made of pure light 

until a change descends through the night

never think i’m not down an dirty 
cause i’m ready to fight

see the plight is my might  
an i’m strong cause i’m right

I will strive to be righteous 
this hook is my right fist of justice 

so weight me now so we can discuss this 
we kneel your disgusted we sit it’s disgusting

revolted, revolting
don’t look the other way when i’m talking

live long and prosper like i’m a Vulcan
you follow anything that means that you standing for nothin

don't even know the path that you walking
i’m fighting for freedom 

3D maneuver gear I don't need it
I’l coming from the walls of maria 

ya boy is a titan
I’m crushin anyone who don't like me

an eating any MC surviving
An here’s where the hook went

(pause) Naw 

I dont like it
I rather have a moment of silence 

pick up the flow an go till my minds spend  
run out other words i can rhyme with 

I rather spit up bars till my rhymes sick
like i’m a plague thats raging bubonic

I spread though your township 
have everybody worried my mind split 

Like dude he use to be such a nice kid
I wonder what we did

to have him spazzing out
like he’s 3 fifths

Vocalist/Producer Challenge IV, Round 5

Team Krunktaku - 11AM Before Deadline (ft EyeQ)

Introducing Neals tells the story of Neals, a hacker that has been "imprisoned by the The Syndicate for raging against the machine in the name of online privacy and net neutrality."  Neals is living in a near future dystopia where our freedoms, as we know them, are spiralling out of control in favor of corporate (monetary) interest. While the album is a work of fiction, the events that take place are somewhat a reflection of the modern world we are currently living in.  Through the eyes and life of Neals, YTCracker lays out the repercussions of sitting back complacent and not using your voice to stand up for what you believe in.  

Not only has Bryce had a huge impact on the technology front, he’s also had a huge impact on Nerdcore.  In an homage for everything that he has done for our communities, we at the VPC deciding that it would be only fitting to carry on his message in the form of a Vocalist Producer Challenge.  We present to you VPC: Neals Feels. 

The objective of Neals Feels is to elaborate on the concept of Introducing Neals in your own San Secuestro themed track.  Unlike other Vocalist/Producer challenges, we’re removing all limits from you.  You’re not tied to the hip-hop genre, you’re not tied to rapping.  You can sing a pop song, or submit a blues song, as long as you give your song that Neals Feels.  Your song should clearly sound like it belongs in the San Secuestro universe, whether it’s a song you would hear playing on a jukebox in a punk club in the city, or an old standard being sang by a homeless drunk under the local freeway bridge.  If you can make it feel like it was pulled right out of the San Secuestro, than you should be submitting it for this challenge.

Disstopia - How To Computer

ROUND 1 - Sincerity

Vocalists:

Write a sincere song.

Throughout history music has been used in tandem as both an expression of passion and a way to communicate difficult messages.  Many times throughout history, things that may not have been acceptable to say via spoken or written word—or may not have been as palatable or visible—have been communicated through music.

Whether it was coded messages to help slaves navigate the Underground Railroad, the protest songs in the 1960s that helped change and shape the American culture, or a love song a young man wrote to propose marriage to the love of his life, music has been used to accomplish some very important things.

This song should be important to you.  It would be easy to go for the cheap laugh by planting your tongue firmly in you cheek and being ironically or satirically sincere, but that’s not what this challenge is about.

One of the most vulnerable and challenging things to do as an artist (especially a musician) is to make art about something that you honestly value and care deeply about.  Criticisms of these songs can feel very personal and more weighty than with other songs because of the gravity of the content.

This song can be persuasive, defensive, accusatory, romantic, grateful, encouraging, heart-warming, hate-spewing, philosophical, political, spiritual, or epistemological; but the one thing it must be is sincere.

Producers:

Produce and mix this song in a way that is vocal-centric.

Your task in this challenge is to craft a song that showcases not just the vocal track, but the lyrics of the song.  Make sure your composition, arrangement, and mixing all serve to highlight the lyricism of the song.  This could mean minimal instrumentation, breaks to highlight certain lines, dynamics that complement fluctuation of
the vocalist’s lyrics and delivery.  It does not mean simply making the vocal track louder.

Vocalist/Producer Challenge 2, Round 1 Entries

YTCracker & ProjektZero - Jetlag Theology

You know I live a life of intrigue
Big fish, you wish
I know I'm in my own league*
20,000 under the sea
What up, Sebastian
Y'all crabs I'm Viagra
Because I'm lasting
My time is Neverending Story
But I'm not a cheater, Peter
Hauling in my lorry/Lorre**
Y'all bore*** me
Like a worm in my tomato garden
Y'all lames in flames
You couldn't get my James Harden****
At Busch Garden
With my homie from the Nerdlucks
I can't hear your raft
Because I never herd/heard ducks*****
Spare me if I can't strike******
When you dare me to touch a
Mike/mic Myers/My, yers*******
Don't matter just let me at a butcher knife
Life is but a dream sweetheart
And I'm the dream master
Sewing******** at the speed of light
Yeah I know I seam/seem faster*********
And I can't even tell if you're listening
I stay posted********** like the mail
The most interesting

*nautical / sports
**actor / British term for semi truck
***ennui / insect action
****basketball player / penis erection
*****to gather a group (raft) of ducks / to hear + water fowl / sucker mcs
******bowling  / oh please (spare me) + attack (strike)
*******Halloween villain / microphone + possessive pronouns
********planting seeds / making clothes
*********sewing / appear to be
**********mail / vigilant


I'm the most interesting man in the world
Holding a beer in between two girls
Salt and pepper beard
And the moment that you feared
Is when I grab the mic
And proceed to get weird

I don't always wild out 
But when I do it's full moon
Don't always play guitar
But when I do it's in tune
I don't always hate
But when I do it's because I'm driving
I don't always turn away
But when I do it's because you're lying
Don't always lock the door
Except when I've been watching Forensic Files
Don't always get high
But when I do
New hairstyle
I don't always need a friend
But when I do it's because I"m tripping
I don't always use an mp3
My LP was skipping
I don't always eat meat
But when I do I wanna have a cow
Don't tell me what to do, Bart
I hang with homies that allow
Me to be the most interesting G
And I don't always do coke
But when I do it's because it's free
I don't always dance
But when I do it's Paper Planes
Maybe Mamma Mia
Or Jump Around by House of Pain
I don't always sell drugs
But when I do it's marijuana bud
And I don't always wrestle
But when I do it's mud
Don't unsheath my katana
Unless I wanna draw blood
Don't always use a drywall anchor
Unless the hole's not on a stud
I don't always make the beer run
But when I do I get snacks
Don't always play M.K.
But when I do I pick Jax
Don't always go to church
But when I do it's cus of funerals
And when I make a sequel
I use the Roman numerals
I don't always confess
Unless they use a wire tap and
I don't always talk mess
But when I do it's because I'm rapping

Zero Cool - Stay Thirsty

We been making heat since the cavemen did.
You attack imma stance like the cavemen did.
Spongegar stay crude(crood) I'm a caveman kid.
Hunt, eat, and delete you that's caveman biz. 

As a puppet I wonder what master I dance fo. Make me a meme and I'll dash to dance flo. 
This shit ain't free I need cash in advance tho. Gurl I stay hustling, I drag fo the bands hoe. 
Patrick an opp nah that boy wont be missed, heard he repin cerulean, lost in the mist. 
 Mess with the boy sandy come to assist. Yo punches stay flat like they flounder sized fists. 

You will not mock my words, I am the mockingbird,
 I'd ring yo meme but I'd just end up mocking her.
 Then shed catching feelings at which point Im blocking her.
 Yo meme just mad that my homies ain't knockin her.

I thought me and the other memes were the kinfolk,
but family don't matter when your wins low. 
Screaming me me me. How can we be free
when your tv screen is your temple?

They don't make memes like they used to.
 They don't make me like they used to.
 My memes cant bring glee like the used to.
I cant live free, this I'm used to.

I'm stuck on this couch watchin rewinds and stressin,
like all of you gary left me  in depression,
don't nobody ask how the memes feel they guessin,
we love the attention, we actually regressin.

I'm tired of living want to blow the led out.
Under the sea but more sunken than get out.
I deeply exhale and get up pull tech out.
Turn off the TV cuz this time imma head out.

GENESIS 66 - Tragedy Of A Spongebob Meme

I woke up in the mornin and hopped outta bed
But it wasnt my bed
Last time I fell asleep it was off of a ledge on the top of a house full of people that wanted me dead

5am i got a text
I was up eatin chex
Thought it was gon be somebody taggin me so they can flex
Tapped the phone, saw a message sent sayin that im next
Inviting me to a label so I can stack up the checks
All these stock rappers werent the stock they were tryna invest
Im a broke rapper so you know off the top its a yes
They were thrilled, thought that they were killin and blockin the threats
I was only bringin up the fam cuz im not with the stress

They said before I go up I need to show up to a house party pre-celebrating the blow up till they throw up or pass out smokin dro up
My introverted ass almost told em go nuts
But if i dont show face
There's gonna be no space
For these new rapper's hearts no room to pulsate
Brushed my teeth again with charcoal fuck a colgate
Hopped in the whip easy directions the road straight
Got hype af and drove like the car has no brakes
Pulled up to the spot guarded by a gold gate
It opened without a button figured cuz im so late
Woulda turned around if I knew about my own fate

The driveway literally was about a minute
Pull up to this mansion lookin like nobody in it
Didnt think much of it the windows prolly tinted rang the doorbell swear it sounded like somebody sprinted
Eccentric hi, she look me up and down and sigh
I wonder why, then slowly let myself inside
Now that Im thinkin about it i shoulda took the time
To question the fact i aint see another car but mine
Im gettin offered drinks everywhere but i decline
Cuz i stay positive and drink water everytime
I passed a blunt got back a roach and nearly lost my mind
Said fuck it im about to leave and then they closed the blinds
Party was hardly lit and still they cuttin off the lights
All of sudden people pull up like they wanna fight
Fuck a drink im servin blunt hands left and right
Now at this point you'd think they'd pop out a knife
But they smile and their teeth sharp as a knife
I've gamed too long to not know this is death or life
I main pirahna plant and so i brought the pipe
Pow pow knock the wind out they pipe
They blocked all the exits so I headed up
I hear a demon on toilet like he dead or what
They hoppin out the rooms till I red dead em up
Feelin like a game like I actually spent a buck at an arcade cabinet
Hopped into a bedroom and hopped on the cabinet and out the window fast as shit
Climbed on the ceiling and I swear that I was baffled quick
They were up here as if they knew that I'd dash and shit
This demon ig thot with wings approached me after and I turned the stripper to a clicker when i trigger blasted it
Sky lookin like the rapture its, crazy how i'm shootin accurate
So many bodies clapped i swore it was an audience
I told their god there's the sacrificial offerin
I told the devil that he may cry watching this
I was on the edge of the roof falling off of it
Mid-air i noticed i wasn't scared
Looked at the edge and I jus watched the devil sit there
Closed my eyes and accepted my fate
Guess imma make it in another life, fuck it i'll wait

I woke up in the mornin and hopped outta bed
But it wasnt my bed
Last time I fell asleep it was off of a ledge on the top of a house full of people that wanted me dead
Stormed out the room, hope nobody seein me
Whole crib lookin like an air bnb
Stopped creepin cuz forreal the joint seemed empty
Once I saw a platinum plaque on the wall

It read... Nerdcore ENT.

VPC6 Round 2

Mystic Shadow - Attack of the Nerds

LYRICS
Let me tell you a story that’s totally true
It was Halloween night, set to go with my crew
They all came over and started getting ready
We had Dracula, the wolfman, I was dressed as Freddy
Plastic jack-o-lanterns with handles were handy
To help on our mission to get all the candy
Mom even said we can go without dad
This is gonna be the best night we’ve ever had

It was the scariest Halloween ever, (the worst!)
I’m scarred forever, I think I was cursed
It can’t be undone, it can’t be reversed
Cuz there’s nothing less fun than October 31st

We got started at six and got on the way
Imagining our haul at the end of the day
We quickly approached the first house on our street
Went up to the door and yelled “trick or treat!”
The door slowly opened and we saw an old man
We were holding our breath as we held out our hands
What would he give us on this special occasion?
He smiled and handed us each a box of raisins
It wasn’t what we wanted but we still said “thank you!”
Raisins on Halloween? That’s something you can’t do!
Little did we realize as we were leaving
That the first house would be the best one of the evening

It was the scariest Halloween ever, (the worst!)
I’m scarred forever, I think I was cursed
It can’t be undone, it can’t be reversed
Cuz there’s nothing less fun than October 31st
Went looking for candy but found only pain
I’ve been mistreated, I'm quitting the game
I’m dead inside now, no feeling remains
It was the worst night of my life!

The next place on the corner of Brandon and Denny
Had a little old lady who was handing out pennies
She looked at our costumes, pointed at me
And said “aww now who are you supposed to be?”
Each house we approached was worse than the last
All we wanted was chocolate, not sugar-free trash
Apples and pencils, each knock made it clear to me
The whole block was in on a secret conspiracy
I tried to stay positive to tell you the truth but
I finally snapped when I was given a toothbrush
I got back home and in the door was my mother
Who told me “now you gotta give half to your baby brother”
He didn’t even go trick-or-treating!

It was the scariest Halloween ever, (the worst!)
I’m scarred forever, I think I was cursed
It can’t be undone, it can’t be reversed
Cuz there’s nothing less fun than October 31st
Went looking for candy but found only pain
I’ve been mistreated, I’m quitting the game
I’m dead inside now, no feeling remains
It was the awfullest scariest
Children beware-iest
Finally got home, mom and dad made me share-iest
Worst
Night
Of our life

Disstopia - Mistreated

Stand and Deliver
VPC6
Round 4

Stand and deliver, you lyrical knaves and you DAW desperadoes!

The fourth round of the VPC is upon us and the Czarina has decreed that the melee is to commence post haste and without delay! But, the weapons of this melee are being expressly decided upon to limit the savagery and supreme saltiness that could arise from a less honorable contest of verbiage and virtuosity. And the weapons that have been elected to be the tools of this test of talent are - characters from the domain of literature, both classic and modern.

Right, now that we got all of that high brow verbosity out of the way, let’s get down to the nitty gritty.

Vocalists, you need to bring your baddest, maddest most raddest battle rap / diss tracks, but doing so IN CHARACTER of the character assigned to your teams. I’d spend some time learning the ins and outs of who you’ve been assigned, get to know them well, and become one with them.

The duals!
https://bit.ly/2pX8u1V

Producers, you’ve got a lot of free reign on how you want to design your beats. The only thing that we ask of you is that you incorporate a sample in your song from any form of existing media relating to your book. You can use samples from movies if it’s been made into a movie, audio books, TV shows, theatrical productions, the options are almost endless.

VPC6 Round 4

Team Kokoro - Hamlet (A Song of Disrespect to Gildenstern)

Spandex Moose - Crack Sherlock (Sherlock Holmes - A Sherlock diss)

Kaiju No Uta - Kick It [ft. SirenSeraph, Lord Xzae]

SO I SPEAK RAPS, WEAR A SNAPBACK AND ADIDASS
PEEL YOUR WIG LIKE A SAILOR DO A CAN OF SPINACH
ME AND BEAKER SLEEK, KEEP CASH AS WE CLINK GLASS
HIT UR SHORTY WOPS NEAT ASS WITH A SKEET BLAST (CONSENSUALLY)
WHILE YOU WERE WATCHIN HENTAIS WITH TENTACLES, ANEMONES
NEVER CALL ME SENPAI BRO YOU ARE DEAD TO ME
CHEAP DOC DEMENTO SHITS OFFENDING ME
AND YES ITS ME, YET YOUR WHOLE STYLE IS PRETEND TO ME
(FAKE) NO YOUR BANDCAMP ALBUM ISNT TEMPTING ME
HEAVILY, IM SHARPENING MY BLADES IN THE HEBRIDES
I'M GREAT, YOU WILL NEVER BE, IN A CENTURY
AND YOU COULD NEVER PLAY THIS LORD...EVONY
DA BUTO (YEAH), THE PYTHON (DA BUTO)
NEAT BITCH, TALI FEET PICS WITH THE TWO TOE
PYTHON LIKE FOR EACH LOOP EXECUTE CODE
PYTHON LONG JOHN SILVER YOU ARE TOO CHODE
MOOK FLOW (PAID) MAD RESPECTABLE THE FLAT RATE
YALL AINT GOT THE GOUDA THEN YA TELL ME HOW MY MASK TASTE
CASH, CAKE, TALENT, ITS EXPECTED THAT I SMASH GREAT
STATE THAT EVEN LADY DIMITRESCU COP THE FAT EIGHT

危険な子供たち [Kabuto The Python, Beaker Sullivan] -goylemat

Oh! Hello there.
It's very nice to meet you all.
My name is SirenSeraph,
And these lovely ladies represent PSX, Sing it ladies!

Hook 1:
Feel the waves swell, you're compled, say farewell,  my Darling
Come follow me, you'll agree, i'm the key, as you sink to the
Soon you will know, down below, our love grows, my Darling
Into the sea, you will see you are free now that you're soul belongs to me

Verse 1:
Hi my name is Siren, a daughter of Poseidon,
My rhymes so vibrant, they be followin through my trident
Call me your Highness when you step onto my island
My kindness is timeless, but leaves your body lifeless
Persistant in my metronome, repeating echoes in my dome
Won't you follow me into my catacombs
This is now your home, and you'll never have to be alone
fade in - (free, now that you're soul belongs to me)  - fade out
More aluring than a banshee, as rare as a vaccine
I'll make you a cup of caffine while dancing, you're laughing
gasping, trying breathe air that's not there in a world full of despair, is it fair?
Prepare to take that final leap, into the deep, a deep sleep
Where you wont here a peep, when I creep
Into your nightmares, while you're unaware
so say you're final prayer, now that your heart is snared

2 Cannonz [SirenSeraph, PSX] - Belongs To Me

I'M ONLY RHYMIN' WHERE THE FUN IS AT
JOEY'S BACK Y'ALL, EMPTY OUT YOUR MONEY BAGS
FOLKS PLAYING GAMES AIN'T LEAVIN' WITH THEIR THUMBS INTACT 
IT'S GOD'S FAVORITE RAPPER / ONLINE FUNNY MAN
(ME!!!!!!!!)
ALREADY WON THE ROUND BEFORE THE BELL RANG
CHECK THEM WHITE TILED FLOORS, THIS THE CELL GAMES
JOEY Z & BIG FAKE, Y'ALL DONT WORK AS WELL
BACKFLIP OFF THE CLOTHESLINE, THAT'S A PERFECT SELL
BETTER MAKE SOME BIG ADJUSTMENTS TO YOUR BATTLEPLANS
Y'ALL ABOUT TO WISH I KILLED ME WHEN I HAD THE CHANCE 
ME & ADELINE CAN'T LOSE WHEN WE GOT AN &
SO IF ANYBODY BEATS US THEY CHEATED, THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG WITH THEM
IT'S JUST A GAME YOU WEIRDO, WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?
THOUGHT I RETIRED, YOU MUST HAVE LOST YOUR MARBLES, FOOLS
I WAS CHILLIN IN MY ZONE PLAYIN MARVEL 2
STONED, EATING BBQ
SORTING THRU MY MOLECULES

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