Fandom: Aqua Teen Hunger Force
Character: Dr. Weird

Live from my lab at the South Jersey Shore
My ass ate my hand -- it hungers for more
My creations chafe being called nerdcore
So I'll gobble up your scene until you're all done for!
Grey hair spiked with the fishbowl helmet
Y'all heard the name Walter Melon
King of the castle
Fist my asshole
Splice DNA
And cause a scandal
Purple gown cut with the nips displayed
My dick give more than Christmas Day
Gave your momma that swordplay
Got more fish than Hemingway
On holiday in Uruguay
Hold the country hostage
death ray on some bond shit
Leather servant bondage like

Ooh, do the Dr. Weird, do the Dr. Weird baby 
Ooh let's get fuckin weird let's get fuckin weird baby
Ooh do the Dr. Weird, do the Dr. Weird baby
Ooh you'll be fuckin weird you'll be fuckin weird ooh

Truth teller like no cap
Disrespect like no DAP
Made a bot that hates rap
Ben Shapiro, no WAP
His wife dry like Atacama
Doc got her wetter than a hot sauna
Capture all the local fauna
For the next monster to drop on ya
It's part shrimp, part dog, part duck
Got lightning breath, you're thunderstruck
Doc says you're outta luck
Cause you fucked around with ShrimpDogDuck!
This thing is almost ten foot long
Like a feral hog
Diet full of nitrogen
letting out these Primal Winds

Your track? Never heard of it
Bars? not a word of it
Cleverness? Not detected
My dick? Not erected!
Dope shades, protect me from these hater rays
You bouta need some Gatorade
You lookin like a mirror glaze
On entremet
I cut that cake now you're awake
Got new meds for you to take
Swallow now, sip of water
Have a nice dream of rappin harder
I'mma go to your house and clap ya mama
She slobber harder than a St. Bernard
Your dad ain't bad, imma ring the post
Then I get gone like a space ghost

VPC 7 Round 1

YNG SLLVN [LL YZZ, YNGSLLVN] - La Danse Palourdes

Fandom: Lord of the Rings 
Character: Bill the Pony

BILL THE PONY
BILL THE PONY

I started from the bottom then one day four hobbits came
They said let's get poppin' and we went to weather top n hey
I've got a brave heart like William Wallace, honest
But when those wraiths got on us I ran like they were coppers

But then I drank from the well in rivendell
now I'm unbeatable strap on your seat-a-belts
cos i got those buffs like gandalf right after he fell
and I'm oh so furry just like beast and belle

you'll only ever be half of me
they named the prancing pony after me
(that's not canon) mmmm shut up!
I'm the valiant stallion you're as soft as butter

I'm like if rainbow dash n lil sebastian
had a passion for smashin' call me lil lil sebastian
just imagine! i'm magic
I'm such a Star they be callin me Patrick

BILL THE PONY
BILL THE PONY
BILLNBILLNBILLN
YOU FINNA KNOW ME

Let me introduce you to my fellowship it's hella sick
We'll be BFFs forever man we'll never split
Gandalf, Aragorn, Legolas, Gimli, damn!
Boromir, Frodo, Merry, Pippin, Sam!

Fording rivers, crossing plains, climbin mountains day on day
Did you think I'm quittin on this mission? Neigh!
We're at the lake, chillin' by the gate
can't get inside , gandalf's in a rage

wha wha wha what's Elvish for friend?
"Mellon" and this is how it ends?
my protestations falling on to hollow ears
man ya'll a bunch of Boromirs!

enjoy your bloody trip to mordor orcs are 
round every corner sorta hope you fall in water
n get slaughtered n quartered cos it gotcha
I'm off ya'll enjoy "THE WATCHER!"


my teas gone cold I'm wonderin why
I got out of bed at all
the morning rain clouds up my window
but I can't see at all
and even if I could it would all be grey
put your picture on my wall
it reminds me that it's not so bad
it's not so bad...

Dear mister horses aren't allowed inside the mines
I ate your lembas bread good luck i'm sure you'll be just fine
It's been six months and still no word, I don't deserve it
I was your mane man now you carry the pots and pans you pervert

Frodo don't know you like I know you Sam, no one does!
They don't know what it was like as Shire lower class
Hey Sam I just blazed ya westfarthing! Dare me to ride?
You know that song by Bombadill where nothing happens
and everyones confused, that's kinda how this is
you could've pulled me off the floor
anyway I gotta stop now cos I'm a little horse.

Spandex Moose [Mike Bananas, Frank Danger] - Bill The Pony

Fandom - Avatar The Last Airbender
Character - The Cabbage Merchant

These other venders so useless 
I’m here producing produceses
My acumen so conducive
To victory so conclusive I

Got leafy green and I’m coming for your coins
Believe me green beans got nothing on the joy
You know what I mean I draw a crowd it’s time to join
Unless of course my cart winds up gettin destroyed

Green and now red, Napa, and savory
My new line is so fine and it’s on display to see
I think I finally escaped these kids’ chicanery 
It’s just these setbacks that keep on restraining me

Water earth air and fire man I got em all
I assure you it’s fire even if you eat it raw
I got the produce you need for cut coleslaw
I just hope that my stall don’t get forestalled

My cabbage rolls like babish 
I keep screaming these classless 
bastards keep crashing my passage. 
It’s tragic my cabbages!


I am the Cabbage king
This is my coronation
Let stand and sing
Welcome to cabbage nation
Welcome to cabbage nation
Welcome to cabbage nation
Welcome to cabbage nation 
Put your heads up


Now here I go again
I’m on a cabbage roll again
There’s no defense your sold I sell
So well you know it’s time to spend

All your cash on the cabbage that I vends
Got my stock locked I’m collecting dividends
Proto-agriculture come correct it never ends
Supply infrastructure I keep ya’ll forever fed

Night after night I’m rebuilding wagons
Customs officers man they’re never understanding
So again I’m sawing and again I’m sanding
I know I’ll stick the landing business always expanding

Don’t count the cabbage man out
I’ll keep coming back there’s no doubt
My path gets smashed I will reroute
Build a myself cabbage redoubt

Restaurant my new spot try the cabbage cookies
I’ve been around the block I’m no cabbage rookie.
My Cabbage Delicacy bistro
My Cabbage baby in vitro
My Cabbage has no equal
Cabbage to the people!


I am the cabbage king
This my coronation
Let us stand and sing
Welcome to cabbage nation
Welcome to cabbage nation
Welcome to cabbage nation
Welcome to cabbage nation 
Put your heads up
Put your heads up
Welcome to cabbage nation
Put your heads up
Put your heads up
My time will come Just be patient and relax
Everything will change when cabbage naysh attacks

Obvious Corruption [Obvious Lee, Cosmic Ray Corruption] - Avatar The Last Cabbage Vendor

Fandom: The Dark Crystal 
Character: The Skeksis

VERSE I
MUST LOVE DOGS, MUST USE MULTIS
IM A MUPPET, PLUS MY WHOLE VIBE MUCH TOO CULTY
YOU GULLY? YOU GROTTAN, YOU ROTTEN, YOU MUSTY
YOU MUST BE, YOU WANT ME ON YOUR BEATS?! DON'T INSULT ME
YA GIRL LOOK LIKE AUGHRA
YOU CUCKS PROLLY OUGHTA-- ALL OF YA--WONDER IF I FUCKED THE ALL-MAUDRA
WE GODS AND WE MONSTERS, YOU ALL GETTIN STOMPED UP
YALL FORGOT I GOT SKEKMAL IN THE ROSTER
KID, IMMA SINK YOU LIKE THE BIS TO THE MARCK
YOU A BITCH AND A MARK, MY CRYSTAL IS DARK
MY JERRLY IS INFINITE, INTRICATE, SHARP
FEAST WHILE YOU DRINK FIZZGIG PISS IN THE DARK
AND FROM ME AINT NO SYMPATHY GATHERED
YOU A SIMP, IMMA BURN YOU INTO CINDERS AND ASHES
IMMA SHIT ON YOU BASTARDS, THE RITUAL MASTER
SHIT, EVERY LAST MINUTE THAT IM SPITTIN IM BLASTED
YOU'RE PLASTERED, THINKIN THAT YOUR DISS'LL WIN EM OVER?
IM THINKIN THATS A MISS, YOU AINT SHIT WHEN YOU SOBER
I GUESS THEY NEVER MISS HUH
MISSED THE LAST DECADE OF NERDCORE, I AINT MISS MUCH
SMOKING BLOOKA ROOT
YOU LISTEN TO FETT'S VETTE, I LISTEN TO BAZOOKA TOOTH
SKEKBUTO, THE AVIREX SKEKSIS
GOT A ARMALIG THAT PULL THE LEXUS

HOOK
AND I DON'T MAKE CONCEPT TRACKS, I'M A CONCEPT
RAP WITH A CONDOR HEAD FROM YOUR MOM'S BED
(BOMB SHIT) YES, SIP HER ESSENCE, PROLONG SHIT
YON SKEK CALL IN GARTHIM, NOT A BOMB THREAT
PLUS, FUCK A THRA, AUGHRA, FUCK A GELFLING
VULTURE CLAW SWIPE RIGHT, NICE, FUCK A GELFLING
SOMETHING ELSE NOT FROM YOUR PLANET THAT LANDED
DEMANDED TO GET SHIT--AND GET WHAT'S DEMANDED

VERSE II
AND WE LANDED, AS IN, GOT THE LAND
SO WE ASK AND YOU ANSWERED, NOBODY'S SAYING DAMN SHIT
RANCID, ONE STEP FROM CANNIBALIST ANIMUS
FEASTIN ON A POD PEEP PIECE LIT BY CANDLESTICKS
NEXT, SKEKTEK TEXT "CHECK THE ANALYSIS"
GRAB A CASTLE GUARD TAP EM HARD FOR DIALYSIS
BETTER LIVING LONG LIFE (TIGHT) BIGGER PHALLUSES
(HYPE) CHILL IN CAVERNOUS MAD CRYSTAL PALACES
AND YOU VALOROUS, TRYNA BE MORALITOUS
SAD HOW THE WHOLE VAPRA POWER SITCH IS COUNTERFEIT
ACCURATE, SNAPPIN WHEN I STAB U WITH A MASSIVE SHIV
SAVAGE SHIT, PLUS THE COLOR PALETTE IS ANALAGOUS
BLACK MOLD WITH A LITTLE BIT OF JACK MODE
ACTING ATAXIC, I'M NASTY, I RAP SLOW
BRASH OLD MASKED-UP BASTARD WITH CASH FLOW
BACKS BLOWN, SNAGGLETOOTH GRIN LIKE A GLASGOW
AND YOU WACK BRO
TALKIN BOUT SKILLS, GRACE, TASTE WHEN YOU LACK THOSE
TELL A GRUENAK TO GET THE VIALS AND WE STASH THOSE
GOT A DUAL GLAIVE? BRAVE, SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASSHOLE
I'M MASTERFUL

Muppet Ronin [Kabuto the Python and Beaker Sullivan] - Fizzgig Piss

Fandom: Fallout 4
Character: Nick Valentine

Valentine Detective Agency

[VERSE 1]
Diamond City, you'll find him sitting, Shining pretty, 
When crimes are fishy, he's diving in, and he's finding history,
Kinda shifty, your hidings shitty, I'll find it quickly,
I'm tired of quizzing, I fire em quickly, your fried and crispy
Harriet Tubman, I'm helping out with the railroad,
Carrying something, my trunk will fill up like J Lo
Anger the gunman, you making nothing but stale dough
Manage to touch em, I thump him, you go to jail bro,
The Institute, are just picking people to flicker through,
They quick remove, and replace them basically switcheroo
They taking ages, they send in agents I pray for you,
They breaking rules, this is blatant flagrant, I make em lose,
Rock bottom hurts its too drastic sober I'm henny slurping
Blue cotton shirts, cute fabrics woven, you jelly? Perfect
Too hot my circuits, are overloading with deadly serpents
You got some work then just pass it over to Ellie Perkins,


[VERSE 2]
Be your companion from the dead zone to far harbour
Cyborg a stallion you dread chrome I'm far harder
All hope abandoned when heads blown I'm part martyr
Too raw and handsome I'm well known, Travis Barker
I'm hacking terminals, ladies come get your private dick
I'm acting merciful, you maybe you shouldn't try it kid
I'm blasting murder you, no shading where the iris is
This man is versatil, get paid in cheques for finding shit,
My chest synthetic, I'll blow your head and I wont regret it,
You'll need a medic, get slowly deaded it's so pathetic
I'm more humane than this whole plane I'm empathetic
I'm super brave and I'm getting paid handfulls of credits
I'm at peace with, the vault loads of vagrants
Try be decent, we all glow the same kid,
Never bleeding, this cyborg is painless,
Its not a secret, because you all know my name is,

CyberFunk2077 [Banditt, SynthLad] - Valentine Detective Agency

Fandom: Star Trek deep cuts
Character: Khan Noonien Singh. 

SPACE SEED
[#%^] 


Woke up, knife to the docs throat
No fucks, others might have lost hope
But i’m a product of the best of the 90s
And I got the best of the best behind me


A descendant of the remnants of the great clans
I like a brave man who can make plans and take stands
A depraved band of snake hands won’t make it very far
In the these great lands


Great lands in need of a new make of a man
That’s me, you can check your fuckin brain scans
Before i burn your stuff into a waste land
I will learn enough to turn your luck quicker than fate can


Ten times your strength and my mind’s intense
End of the line been to the vine
Grew into wine, i spent a lifetime 
Then i went on take whatever is mine by divine intent
That’s everything
And now time is bent in my favor
You were not meant to understand my behavior
My awful capers from the past will make me an awesome savior 
For your own sins and perversions


History repeats itself, who wins in this version?
Khan
I can only give you a hint of the burden of what it is to be a superior build build of a person

[#%^] [MessiahCarey, Jared Sparks] - Space Seed

Genre: Dating Sim
Screen: Roll Credits (Bad Ending)
V Slot: Singing
P Slot: Chiptune


ALL THE COLORS FADE TO BLACK UNTIL YOURE VOICELESS
TIME'S UP
WEAR THE STAINS OF ALL YOUR CHOICES
YOU TRIED TO FIT IN THEIR BOXES
BENT EVERY BONE IN YOUR BODY UNTIL ITS BROKEN
THEY ALL LEFT YOU ALONE & IT'S YOUR FAULT
YOU TURNED EVERY DIALOGUE TO ETHER
PRESSING THE BUTTONS TRYNA BE A PEOPLE PLEASER
YOU GAVE THEM EVERYTHING THEY NEVER ASKED FOR & MORE
SO HOW'S IT OVER & THERE'S NO ONE HERE TO MEET US?
RETRACE YOUR HISTORY
LETS TAKE A LOOK BACK & NOTICE ALL THE THINGS YOU DIDNT SEE
THE OPTIONS THAT YOU DIDNT READ
THE PROMISES YOU DIDNT KEEP
PURSUING ALL THEIR FAVOR HAD YOU ACTING SUPERFICIALLY
YOU WERE TRYNA BE THE PERFECT PERSON FOR A DOZEN DIFFERENT PEOPLE
SO YOU TORE YOURSELF TO PIECES THINKING EVERY PIECE WAS EQUAL
YOURE SCREAMING "HOW COULD THEY NOT LOVE ME?
I GAVE THEM EVERYTHING & GOT NOTHING"
MOTHERFUCKER YOU WERE NOT LUCKY
ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?
YOU THOUGHT YOU MATTERED BUT THEY CHEWED YOU UP & SPAT YOU OUT
THE CREDITS SCROLLING PAST YOU 
HOW YOU CASUALLY MEANDERED DOWN THE PATH TOWARDS THE SADDEST ROUTE
WHAT DID YOU EXPECT?
WHAT YOU MAD ABOUT?
AS YOU WATCH THE TEXT DESCENDING FROM ABOVE YOU TAKE A SECOND TO REFLECT ON WHY NOBODY REALLY LOVES YOU
YOUR LACK OF CORE BETRAYS YOU
YOUR STRUGGLE TO PLEASE EVERYONE'S UNDONE YOU
YOU'VE PRESENTED A COMPLETELY BLANK PUZZLE
WHO ARE YOU?

YOU CHOSE EVERYTHING WRONG
(YOU SHOULD HAVE READ THE OTHER OPTIONS)
YOU'VE BEEN LEFT ALL ALONE
(YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN FORGOTTEN)
EVERYONE'S GONE
(THEY ALL PAIRED UP & RAN OFF TOGETHER)
& THEY'VE PICKED ALL YOUR BONES
(LEFT YOUR DESOLATE, ROTTEN FLESH SKELETON IN THE DESERT)

BUT THIS DONT HAVE TO LAST FOREVER
YOU CAN BE YOURSELF & YOU CAN CHANGE THINGS FOR THE BETTER
I BET THAT YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE SO CLEVER
ATTEMTPING TO PLEASE EVERYONE & KEEP IT TOGETHER
YOU FAILED
DUST YOURSELF OFF
BETTER LUCK NEXT FILE
CHECK IT OUT
YOU'VE UNLOCKED ANOTHER TEXT STYLE
(IT'S RED)
NOW TAKE THIS NEXT LIFE & TRULY PUT YOUR HEART IN IT
YOU CANT GO BACK BUT YOU CAN ALWAYS START AGAIN

VPC 7 Round 2

Perfect Cell [Joey Z, BigFake] - People Pleaser

Challenge Details:
Choose Your Game's Genre - Sports Sim
Choose Your Screen - The Final Encounter

Equip Your Resources (One per Slot)
V SLOT - Ph’th’kuh’s Throat Balm (to Sing with ease!)
V SLOT (2) - Artificial Air Aroma Adjustment Amulet (an Alliteration apparatus!)
P SLOT - Forbit’s De-Scronkitizer (made from industrial Chiptune!)


It’s time
lace up you cleats and your mask
Get it right.
Onto the pitch from the top rope.
See the crowd and let em know
That we will not be denied

Chorus:
It’s time to get hydrated 
It’s the title shot
It’s the final destination
It’s the title shot
That’s right baby
It’s the title shot 
I say yeah.

One more time
A force of nature with our talents combined.
Drempt of this since you were signed.
It’s the showdown time to throw down.
Two monsters on the pitch are about to colide.

(Chorus)

Give me the mic, Do you honestly think that you, YOU can take on the likes of Bobson “The Problem” Dugnutt? You think you have the handles, the speed, the raw power to take on ME and my team of problemaniacs? You see this, this is MY World Heavyweight Cup Belt, Belt Cup. Nevermind, it’s time to get problematic.

I’m a problem you can’t process
Put a puncture through your progress
You got promise but I’m flawless
Your gonna digest all these dropkicks

Duck and dive dude you’ll die
Prepare for your demise.
Devastation’s what your facing
take my title come and try

Times ticking truly tragic
Won’t move me man I’m massive
Your wingers not a winner 
I’m a wall you cannot pass it.

Your game plan’s about to get garroted
I’m the goat you know I got it
Bout to bend it it’s the end
Learn why they call me “the problem” 

(Chorus)

Obvious Corruption [Obvious Lee, Cosmic Ray Corruption] - Title Shot

RPG
Character Creation
Doubletime
Chiptune

Make me look real cool
Twenty seven seven don't wanna look like a tool
Get the stats up high, an a patch on my eye
And an afro dyed super bright blue
not an ordinary RPG
so of course I gotta look flawless, G
add some parachute pants and facial tatts
Ain't no NPC gonna mess with me
Wait. Blue afro?
You really gonna wanna do that though?
Hey it's your choice, but I gotta make a point
Please don't make me look wack, bro
K cool. Where was I? Right.
gotta make me a badass tough guy
gonna stomp these fools with these fresh clown shoes
and rocket feet so I fly real high

~Hook~
I see what you've done here
(No sir don't like it)
Giving me that silly gear
(No  sir don't like it)
Thought that I had made it clear
(No sir don't like it)
An avatar like that don't evoke no fear
(No sir don't like it)

Maybe we got of on the wrong foot
Wait. Where's my foot GIMME BACK MY FOOT
Yo, this ain't right I wanna look tight
This shirt ain't gonna get no one shook
Aww now I gotta hook hand?
What now, take a leg? Get a kickstand?
Oh, aren't you cute, no eyebrows to boot
an a dlc hat with the dev brand
Lookin' tacky as hell Y U DO DIS
Gettin' some sorta kick with the blueprints?
Up your ass is where this clown shoe gonna fit
quit pickin' this shit, you little nitwit
This may be just another game to you
But I'm the hero of this world with a job to do
How'm I gonna to prove this power runnin' through
I'm hook hand afro face tattoo'd dude.

Hook x2

VPC7, Round 2

Night City Glitches [NoShoes, #Raccune] - Restore to Default

Genre: First Person Shooter
Screen: World Map
Vocalist Resource: Doubletime 
Producer Resource: No snares 

Come on, I never chose to be forced into hope's end
And know there are doors that don't close when they're opened
They're joking. The golden child? Chosen? All lies
I'm not the best with a vest, just the rest ain't alive

If survival was the plan for a draftee in hell
Why'd they slap me with a scattergun and pocket full of shells?
Dumped three hundred others into bellies hella beasts held
Now these motherfuckers wanna tell me they believe?

Well, I'm not even supposed to be here
No dotted line signed, just a life commandeered
By a rifle point, steered to what they called my career
So yeah, I'd met monsters before the "real" ones appeared
Kinda weird how it wasn't these demons I'd feared


GOING THROUGH
HELL AND TOO
NUMB NOW TO
C R Y
GOING THROUGH
MOTIONS
TOO READY TO
D I E


What is it even that's making me try to stay alive at this point? 
In time we all die but life stopped when I allegedly then became "employed"
Now that authority's destroyed but I'm suck in this horrid abyss 
Devoid of a reason to keep on but boredom I guess? Or maybe I'm simply annoyed?

Knee deep in the deadliest voids with enemies coming in infinite waves
Simpler days I'd grown to forget, won't expect a legitimate grave
Surviving for nothing but spite, or something? I might just confess I'm depraved
Enough to make it a game, till ogres and fiends are mistaking my bullets for rain

I mean, it's not like pain affects me after what the government's done
Ripped me out of my home, I never will hold my daughter and son
Beaten down till cold enough that the meat in my ribs came to frost
So we'll see if this hell hath a fury to match but a fraction of rage that I've brought
  

GOING THROUGH
HELL AND TOO
NUMB NOW TO
C R Y
GOING THROUGH
MOTIONS
TOO READY TO
D I E

ExtraDial [Damn Selene, lizardgrove] - slipgayt

WHAT UP LIZ, I KNOW THAT WE DON'T TALK MUCH
I KNOW THAT EVERY TIME YOU MAKE A BEAT THAT IT'S A BLOCKBUST
I DONT GOT MUCH TO TELL YOU THATS BEEN NOT NUFF
SAID ALREADY BY THE WHOLE FANDOM AND THE ODD JUDGE
AND YOU DESERVE TO HAVE BEEN TALKED UP (PROPS)
IVE SEEN THE WAY YOUR PRODUCT GO FROM SOFT, LUSH TO RAUCOUS
IT ALL FUCKS AND I AINT NOT A MONSTER
BUT TO WRITE THIS SHIT I GOTTA ACT LIKE YALL AINT GOT IT LOCKED UP
(AW SHUCKS) FIRST I HEARD FROM YOU WAS ART UP ON A CANVAS, BEATS
THAT CAPTURED EVERY COLOR, ON SOME TEXTILE BANDITRY
I SWEAR TO GOD CUZ, ON REPTILE FAMILY
UR BLOWIN THE DOORS OFF THIS NEXT STYLE HANDILY
DAMN, IT'S LEET...EUGH, I'LL STAND BY THAT, I'M TOO SURE
LIZARD GROVE VPC TOP THREE PRODUCER
AND NEXT ROUND, EVEN IF WE TUSSLE IN THE FUTURE
YOU KNOW MY WANT FOR NOTHING VINYL'S CUT UP FROM THE CUE BURN

I AINT TRYNA SPITE YALL
YOURE PRETTY AITE YALL
YEAH I LIKE YALL
YOURE PRETTY TIGHT YALL

NEXT...YOU...YEAH YOU, SELENE
I AINT PULLING PUNCHES HERE, I KNOW WE'RE BOTH MEAN
THOUGH I HOPE YOU ENJOYED THE FOURTEEN POINT THREE
OUNCE COOKIE BOX I SENT YOU IN TWO THOUSAND FIFTEEN
I DONT REMEMBER WHY I DID THAT BUT I'D DO IT AGAIN
CAUSE IM KINDA DUMB BUT ALSO BECAUSE YOU ARE MY FRIEND
IM JUST A MOOK WITH A PEN, TRYNA TRULY EXTEND
SOMETHING GENUINE FOR YOU FROM BEAKER BUTO AND THEM
I RESPECT THE WAY THAT YOU SAY WHAT YOU MEAN
HONESTLY, DIRECT, OBSCENE
SELENE...I THINK THAT'S THE WAY TO BE TRULY: UNRULY
I THINK IT'S GREAT FOR THE SCENE
YOU BEEN DOING IT, I COULDNT GUESS HOW MANY SHOWS
SO RESPECT, FOR ONE OF THE TRUEST VETS THAT I KNOW
YES YOU'RE DOPE, TALENTED, KIND, I'LL SAY IT VERY LOUDLY
CANT WAIT TO HEAR YOUR SONG ABOUT HOW MUCH YOU CARE ABOUT ME

I AINT TRYNA SPITE YALL
YOURE PRETTY AITE YALL
YEAH I LIKE YALL
YOURE PRETTY TIGHT YALL

VPC7

Muppet Ronin [Kabuto the Python, Beaker Sullivan] - LikeLikeLike

Nobody owns this island

[RawJaw x Da Rap Nerd]

[Cutscene]

Hear my life replayed on this recorder
Got me wishin events turn reordered
Take me back to freestyle street corners
Lyrically delivering weight that we shouldered
When the drums would hit
I begun to spit
Roastin em, composin somethin thunderous
, Wonder which rapper challenge my hungriest
I’ve come to grips, hip hop for sustenance
Uh, Got through every tribulation wit it
Fuck a little isolation, middle of pacific
When the snare & bass hit, i imitate the rhythm
With wisdom ive been given, teach the uninitated
To open their eyes to the hoax & the lies in
Socal media lives on a global horizon
What would you need, alone on an island?
I’d focus on rhymin as my hope for survivin
the, gold & the diamonds won’t take care of me
They wanna have it all, create scarcity
My dope flows & rhymes, donate therapy
Make you buy every word, no rebate guarantees
Like nas said, i just need one mic
Hip hop gave freedom when it become night
All the heat i write, have you feel sunlight
fruits of my labor, never eat unripe
And it dawn, on me like the morning
All the offshore bank shit, people have hoarded
They can’t unite, see the tree for the forest
every mc join me in the chorus

Who need fame? when time runs thin /
I dont really need a thang/, that I thought I did /
Open skies/ reach ocean wide /
no body owns this island /

Sane, long as i keep rappin
I dont really need a thang/, that I thought I did /
Open skies/ reach ocean wide /
no body owns this island /

[Cutscene]

VPC 7 Round 3

SilkRoadRunners [RawJaw, Da Rap Nerd] - Nobody owns this island

ch.
[Nursehella & Ultraklystron & Beefy]
It's Monopoly but I got property

[Ultraklystron & Beefy]
I gotta space

[Nursehella & Ultraklystron & Beefy]
Gotta place
Got some grass and trees
It's Monopoly but I got property

[Ultraklystron & Beefy]
I gotta space

[Nursehella & Ultraklystron & Beefy]
Gotta place

[Ultraklystron & Beefy]
I gotchu

[Nursehella & Ultraklystron & Beefy]
You got me

v1.
[Nursehella]
It's no Park Place but there's a place to park
I get drunk in the driveway before it gets dark

[Ultraklystron]
Chop wood got the flames a blaze
Creosote log clearin' out chimney ways

[Nursehella]
Imma write on the walls, imma hang on my balls
Imma run around stupid when I stomp down the halls

[Ultraklystron]
I got the taxes filed, discounts piled
Stackin' write offs while the neighbors smile

[Beefy]
got debt, credit card is maxed
Suddenly, who gives a shit bout tax

[Beefy & ultraklystron]
(ME!)

[Beefy]
I'm afraid I'll have to ask you
To run the, washer dryer and the vacuum - I thank you
I don't wanna say that youtube a savior
But on my trimmer I can change the fuel lines and the carburetor now
Put in cameras and a fake sign up for safegaurd
Husqvarna, none other, no shit  this is my yard

v2.
[Beefy]
Used to. Have a. Wooden. Deck in. My back. Yard bitch.
Then I. Tore it. Down with. My bare. Fuckin. Hands. Shit.
Not gonna overcharge me
Nobody stronger than beef
Got sawzaw and I'm cutting it raw and I
Rip it apart now it's so fuckin clean

[Ultraklystron]
I got the saw in the basement 
Branches dunno what they're facin'!

[Nursehella]
I got the heat gun it's blastin'
I fuckin' melted this plastic, PLAOW!

[Ultraklystron]
Grindin' the yard rototiller
Grubs do not it's a killer!

[Nursehella]
We gonna rip up the yard and
Now I be plantin' a garden!

[Ultraklystron]
Been chillin with back hoe, 
I'm like "weeds get out my way!"

[Nursehella]
Been chillin' with a kink hose
Be like "bitch just fuckin' spray," BRRAOW!

[Ultraklystron]
Gettin' equity with amenities
sleepin' restfully
Better credit please, 
payin' flexibly, huh??!

[Nursehella]
On a wifey lifey, 
in a kitchen with a knifey
Do a lil net n' skypey, 
gotta mortgage and it's hyphy!

[Beefy]
With all the debt that we collecting
I'll be honest I be sweating
If we left then I'd be missin
All the freedom I've been getting
But yo frankly I've been freatin
Every other single second
That fate wanna teach a lesson
Chaos wanna catch me slippin ha
I'm only one bad day away
From not being able to play
Aeration was scheduled today
Yes I got hose and I'm makin em spray

outro.
[Ultraklystron]
Who's that yard? Who's it is?

[Nursehella]
I kill all ya dogs who be doin' they biz!

[Ultraklystron]
Three bedrooms and we fill the closets!

[Nursehella]
Draw on every wall, imma fuckin' artist!

[Ultraklystron]
The home office get remote deposits!

[Nursehella]
Watch me work imma caulk these faucets!

[Ultraklystron]
Landscape with Japanese maples, son!

[Nursehella]
Thot Team blast you with a staple gun!

VPC7 Round 4

Thot Team Epic [Nursehella, Ultraklystron] - Property (ft. Beefy)

[Verse 1: Young Stroke Aka Young Muscle]
it's the stroke, what's good y'all
on the pitch, catch me playing association football
aka soccer, i was the nerd shoved in the locker
now it's 2021 and i'm one crunk rhyme talker
haters shocker, the soccer ball i control
if you hatin' on me, GOALLLLLLL
as the game unfolds, the other team aborts mission
our score multiplies so we lead the division

[Verse 2: Thugmasta J]

Putin on my cleats for thousandth time
Lookin at the bracket that i’m destined to climb
I signed the contract not to contract the rona
So i can win the cup in barcelona

I’m that guy with the blue flag around my waste
Kicking homerun touchdowns all over the place
So get out of my face or the gloves come off
I’m winning this race cuz thug j aint soft

[Chorus]

All the world has come to play
El Copa Del Mundo
Oooooo Oh Oh
All the world has come to play
El Copa Del Mundo
Oooooo Oh Oh

[Verse 3: Illgill]

i put a pony on liverpool
robbed a bank and made out with my bestie
dont test me rubicks cube newbs
tried to five finger flex me
pele with a mai tai 
went melee with a jai alai (hi lie)
umpire pointed and was like 
tsk this guy...
what was with that ludacris display last night
featherweight title fight dust the ice i just might
phto finish in your speedos tight

[Verse 4: Young Stroke Aka Young Muscle]

streezy toad, with the kkmds
call dj khaled, 'cause we be the best
the judges hate us, but can't deflate us
'cause we're the best musicians on this side of uranus
soccer, we play it, music, we play it
gorilla dicks, are what be hangin'
nuts be danglin', my list has no fucks
in this soccer game, i don't know shit about fuck (ruth langmore)

[Chorus]

All the world has come to play
El Copa Del Mundo
Oooooo Oh Oh
All the world has come to play
El Copa Del Mundo
Oooooo Oh Oh

Streezy Toad - OfficialSongoftheElCopaDelMundoWorldCupTournamentAssociationLeaguePlayoffs (ft.KKMDS)

[MC117]
Well I died
Guess I should have watched my step
Now I find
I’m unsure about what’s next
There was so much left unsaid
Wasted years and now I’m dead
Shed a tear for all the time I wish I had
Moving on
[Bobby]
Thought I’d make it, hey I didn’t
[MC117]
I'm swept along
[Hookshot]
Something new is next, what is it?
[MC117]
Is that a cat? Well it can’t be all that bad
I never reckoned that -- 
[Hookshot]
Hey there’s a second cat
[MC117]
No make that three now four, so many more
What’s going on?

I’m in Purrvana
And I’m never leaving
Don’t wanna
All you unbelieving
You’re gonna 
[Bobby]
Gonna gonna
[MC117]
Meow down 
[Bobby]
Meow down
[MC117]
I’m living it up in Purrvana

Is this alright tho?
[Bobby]
Or just a mistake?
[MC117]
Some cosmic typo?
[Bobby]
I don’t care cuz it’s great!
[MC117]
So many sunbeams I just want to sit and smile
No more sad things
[Bobby]
No people just cats!
[MC117]
Endless napping
[Klopfenpop]
And eat all the snacks!
[MC117]
And every night you’ll find me in the kitten pile

[Bobby Arson]
I guess we're not gonna make it after all
Never left the island where we met out curtain call
Human heaven didn't want the Funk so here we up
Caught up in a sunbeam, dreaming of a yarn ball...
Can you feel the sunshine setting purrgatory vibes is getting different 
You can see the kitty's with their twitcy little tails and their curious instincts
Think I mighta seen a pair of creepy eyes staring through the thicket 
Maybe I'm just tired but that looks like a Jaguar in the distance
[Hook Shot]
Wait a minute man, he's looking at me, there's no where I can dip to
[Bobby Arson] 
Oh man and he's licking his chops and I think that he can hear my chattering sweet tooth
[Hook Shot]
Ive been packing on them pounds, it ain't gonna be hard to hunt me
[Bobby Arson] 
Kitty cat flipped on his back he just want rubbies on his tummy
[Hook Shot]
Full Moon has ascended 
[Bobby Arson] 
Pupils are all Viscous
[Hook Shot]
Stroll by whip cream lake
[Bobby Arson] 
I'm tryna get to catnip thicket
[Hookshot + Bobby Arson]
Visit the Infinite Chicken!!! 🐔
[Bobby Arson] 
Let's prowl with ghostly visits
[Hookshot + Bobby Arson]
It's a cosmic mix up getting into midnight mischief
[Hook Shot]
There's, cats on the ceiling tiles
[Bobby Arson] 
Cats on the countertops
[Hook Shot]
Cats in a seething pile
[Bobby Arson] 
Beaches made of litter box
[Hookshot + Bobby Arson]
Mr. Boots with that present about to drop a bird on ya 
Rise and Shine another day has come and gone with the dawn.

Special Guest Cats:
Josie
Eddie
Otis
Henry
Nyx
Gavin
Billy
Junebug
Snowy
Sunny

Sleater-Kitty [MC117, Klopfenpop] - Purrvana (ft. 1-Up Funk)

JOEY:
WU-TANG
CLAN CHAT NINE DEEP
WHEN THE CREW HANG
SEVERAL PEOPLE ARE TYPING...
IT'S NOTHING EXCITING
WE'RE ALL PRETEND FIGHTING
IT'S REGULAR TUESDAY
WORD TO EVERYBODY FROM THE CHAT ROOM PHASE
BACK IN THE DAY, CHECKIN OUT THE BRAND NEW WAY TO MAKE FRIENDS
WAY BACK WHEN WEB PRESENCE NEVER MEANT SHOOT NAMES OR REGIONS
YOU'D RARELY SEE SOMEONE'S TRUE FACE WHEN THEYRE SPEAKING

RONIN:
I made friends out in Norway 
I can't talk that Norwegian 
My social life is the slow game
If we don't talk, theres no reason to
My window to the outside got bigger
When I withdrew to the inside
Go figure 
Long gone are the
Days of the net
Spent
On AIM 
With an aim to connect
AY

JOEY:
SCREEN NAMES STAY FRAMED WITH THE xXx'S
EVERY FRIEND REQUEST GETS ACCEPTED
CHECK THE COLORS ON THE TEXT WHEN WE MESSAGE 
LIKE "YO
YOU CAN ONLY SEE SHIT LIKE THIS SITTIN AT HOME"

RONIN:
I was
Just a 
Kid
Both 
Sad
And alone
Writing songs about my pain
In a maze of an anime poem
only took a little bit of leg work
To get my shit up 
tethered to a network
Hello friends,
Glad we can finally surf
Any other day in time would be kind of absurd

JOEY:
HAVING A BIT OF TROUBLE FINDING THE WORDS TO DESCRIBE THE WAY GETTING ONLINE MIGHT HAVE SAVED MY LIFE
BOTH SAD AND ALONE
ALL I'D KNOWN WAS TO HIDE
FOUND OUT ABOUT A PLACE TO MAKE FRIENDS INSIDE SO
I LOGGED IN & STARTED TALKING TO STRANGERS ON THE REGULAR
WORD TO YAHOO MESSENGER
TALKIN BOUT CARTOONS & GAMES LIKE I'D NEVER DONE
WATCHING THOSE DBZ AMVS SET TO "NUMB"
WORD TO EVERYONE IN THE DIGITAL WORLD CUZ
I WAS RAISED BY FUCKIN WEIRDOS ON SOME INTERNET FORUMS
& TO BE TOTALLY HONEST
I'M ONLY HERE CAUSE I MET MY SOULMATE ON TWITCH
STRAIGHT UP

JOEY (RONIN):
GOTTA FILL THOSE DOWNLOAD FOLDERS UP WITH COOL STUFF THAT YOU FOUND IN THE SCROLLING DUNGEON
ONLY CLICK YES IF YOU'RE OLD ENOUGH
IF YOU'RE OLD ENOUGH
GOTTA BE OLD ENOUGH
(you can find the love of your life)
GOTTA FILL THOSE DOWNLOAD FOLDERS UP WITH COOL STUFF THAT YOU FOUND IN THE SCROLLING DUNGEON
ONLY CLICK YES IF YOU'RE OLD ENOUGH
IF YOU'RE OLD ENOUGH
GOTTA BE OLD ENOUGH
(google maps can help you survive)

RONIN:
things keep going so much faster on the internet
anything you want
anything that you can get
i want a way to understand

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

JOEY (KABUTO):
AYO KABUTO
CHECK IT OUT
I SENT A LINK
(I CHECKED THE LINK)
SHIT'S ILL RIGHT?
(RIGHT)
DUDE TRIED TO DO A FLIP & TOOK A SPILL LIKE OOOOOOOOHHHH
(REAL TIGHT, PEEP THIS FOOL, RIGHT?)
THIS DUDE DIED
(OH SHIT, REALLY?)
YEA, FOR SURE
YOU CAN TELL BY HOW HIS SHOES WENT FLYIN OFF AFTER IMPACT

KABUTO (JOEY):
BIG FACTS LIKE CHECK THIS MANS
SOCKS HELLA MISMATCHED ONE LOOK LIKE A DISHRAG
(FUCK) YO IM SAYIN CHECK HIS SLACKS, (THATS A PISS SPLASH)
YO U SEEN THE VID THE DUDE WITH NIP TATS GOT HIS SHIT SLAPPED
WITH A CUSTOM NO PICKLE TRIPLE DECKER BIG MAC
(MAN YOURE FULL OF SHIT) NAH HES LEGIT WAXED (IN HIS CRIB?) NATCH
LISTEN I GOT GIGS BACKED, (LIL SLAPS?) UP TO RIBS CRACKED
(BUMFIGHT VHS VID STACKS) WESTERN DIGI TRACTS

JOEY (KABUTO):
THE INTERNET NEVER CHANGED
FUCK THE SAPPY SHIT
THE INTERNET EXISTS TO SHARE VIDEO CLIPS OF ACCIDENTS
& FIGHT COMPILATIONS W/ VERTICAL SHAKY CAMERAS
& SOMEONE IN THE BACKGROUND WHO'S LAUGHING OFF THEIR ASS AT IT

YO YOU EVER SEEN THAT LIL ASS CLIP WHERE THE LIL ASS KID GETS FLOORED WHEN SHORTY HITS EM W/ THE SPINNING BACK FIST?
(THAT WAS SICK!)
RIGHT?
(RIGHT?)

YOU SEEN THAT SHIT WHERE BIG DUDE GOT DROPKICKED IN HIS CHEST?
(FLIPPED OFF THE LEDGE?)
YUP, SWEAR TO GOD
THOUGHT HE WAS DEAD, CUZ
RIGHT?
(RIGHT?)

KABUTO (JOEY):
U SEEN THAT GO PRO SHIT MOTORCYCLE BLIND CORNER
HITS A CAL FIRE TRUCK STRAIGHT ON (THAT DUDES FOR SURE A GONER, SHIT)
YO NAH HE WAS ALRIGHT (HOW U KNOW?) U CAN CHECK SOME SHIT ON REDDIT
THE TRUCK WAS LOADED UP I THINK IT HAD LIKE SEVEN PARAMEDICS (DAMN)
COPACETIC

Perfect Cell [Joey Z, BigFake]- Network Connection (ft. Only One Ronin & Kabuto The Python)

🖥️⌨️👨‍💻💽👩‍💻🖱️💻
KABUTO 🐴
Joey Z 6️⃣🕓
Selene 💋💋💋
Everybody 👪
BEAKER 👩‍💻🖱

[VERSE 1: KABUTO]
AY FAM YOU EVER USED A COMPUTER?
(YEA) (THAT SHITS FROM THE FUTURE)
WINDOWS OR MAC (WORD PROCESSOR)
FIRST PERSON SHOOTER (MUSIC PRODUCER)
LEMME INTRODUCE YA (WHAT IT IS) MEDIA, DATA, MINUTIAE
(COMPUTERS) CAN DO SHIT (LEMME SEE IT)
PARTITION A SECTOR AND IM GONNA BOOT YA
MAYBE LIKE '94 EVEN KABUTO YA DUDE WAS A NATURAL
MILLIE'S MATH HOUSE, MACPAINT
KIDPIX--DITHERED--A BLACK AND WHITE IISI APPLE
(WOOO) (SHIT WAS A CANVAS!)
(BARELY COULD READ) AND YET I COULD MANAGE
YALLS IS WATCHING SOME BARNEY
IM IN THE LAB MAKING MENTAL ADVANCEMENTS

[VERSE 2: JOEY Z]
(SHOUT OUT TO WINDOWS XP) 
(WORD TO MICROSOFT PAINT)
I WAS EDITING SPRITES INTO COMICAL FRAMES 
PRINTING PIXELS TO PAPER
TO TAKE EM TO SCHOOL
SHOWIN PANELS TO CLASSMATES
(WHO THOUGHT IT WAS LAME) DANG
BACK HOME TO THIS DAY LIKE CLICK (CLICK) (CLICK)
SHIFTING WAVEFORMS AROUND (TRYNA MAKE THINGS HIT)
AND I MADE FRIENDS AS WELL
COMPUTERS LET RAPPERS COLLAB FAST AS HELL
LOOK

[VERSE 3: SELENE]
I'M PACKARD BELL HOOKS (WITH THE THREE SHELLS) 
(CAME THROUGH WITH THE ZUGS) POKED OVER FOUR 90 MIL MAXWELLS
(RAM'S WELL PAST SHOOK) (LIKE HALFWAY QUAKE'D)
MAKE MY AUTOEXEC.BATGIRL FACE 
AT CONSTABLE'S GATE, GOT D'SPARIL'S HEART 
WITH APPLIANCES TAKING TO FLIGHT (WHEN THE DARK HITS)
(FLEX LIKE A K56) (SHIT'S EASY)
ROCK A TCP/IP FREELEY. BELIEVE ME.

[CHORUS]
COMPUTERS, MAN, COMPUTERS, MAN
COMPUTERS, MAN, COMPUTERS, MAN
COMPUTERS, MAN, COMPUTERS, MAN
COMPUTERS, MAN (COMPUTERS...DAMN...)
COMPUTERS, DUDE, COMPUTERS, DUDE
COMPUTERS, DUDE, COMPUTERS, DUDE
COMPUTERS, DUDE, COMPUTERS, DUDE
COMPUTERS, DUDE (COMPUTERS, WOOOO
YALL EVER HEARD OF COMPUTERS?!!!
(YEAH I HEARD OF COMPUTERS!!)
YALL NEVER HEARD OF COMPUTERS! I DID!
(WE HEARD THAT SHITS FROM THE FUTURE!!)
YALL EVER HEARD OF COMPUTERS?
(MACHINES THAT NEVER MAKE MISSTEPS!!!!)
YALL EVER HEARD OF A CHIPSET?
(THAT SHITS MAKIN DICKS HARD AND CLITS WET!!!)
I’M NOT SAYING THAT!

[VERSE 4: SELENE]
THIS HETEROPHOBIC POWER USER STAYS
BOTTOMING OUT AT THE TOP OF YOUR BLOCK CHAIN 
(THERE’S ONLY TWO LANES) I’LL TAKE THE MEDIAN AVE 
OF YOUR INFO HI-WAY (WAVING GOODBYE AS YOU CRASH)
OVERRIDE, BRO, I TOLD YOU I’M BAD
TO THE BAREBONES BUILD (ZERO CHILL BEING HAD)
PLUS SKILLED WITH THE CRAFT (LIKE THE WAR OR THE STAR KIND?)
THE ANSWER IS YES, EVEN MORE SO WITH MINE

[VERSE 5: JOEY Z]
FUCK TRYNA DO ANY MENTAL GYMNASTICS OR MATH
(WHY?) GOT COMPUTERS FOR THAT (RIGHT)
YOUR PHONE'S A COMPUTER TOO! (TIGHT)
WHEN THE COMPUTERS WAKE UP WHO KNOWS WHAT THEY GON DO TO YOU
AAAAAAAAAAA
(JOEY Z, CALM DOWN) I AM BEING CALM
(THATS JUST HOW HE SOUNDS)
WHEN IM FUCKING AROUND ON THEM STREAMS TALKING SHIT ON YOUR SONGS
(YOU PROBABLY OUGHTA GET YOUR MOUSE CHECKED OUT)

[VERSE 6: KABUTO]
AND YALL RAPPERS OUGHTA GET YOUR MOUTH CHECKED OUT
WANT SOME RESPECT IN THE NEXT ROUND (I BET)
THEN SHOW SOME FUCKING RESPECT FOR THE CRAFT
(KABUTO AINT STICKIN HIS NECK OUT) BET
MP3S X'ED OUT (BET) GRAB A WACK DISC AND EJECT OUT
(RAP WITH MY CHEST OUT)
SHOUT TO YOUNG ME ON ASKJEEVES TRYNA SEARCH JANET J WITH HER BREAST OUT
(DONT DO THAT!)

[CHORUS]
COMPUTERS, MAN, COMPUTERS, MAN
COMPUTERS, MAN, COMPUTERS, MAN
COMPUTERS, MAN, COMPUTERS, MAN
COMPUTERS, MAN (COMPUTERS...DAMN...)
COMPUTERS, DUDE, COMPUTERS, DUDE
COMPUTERS, DUDE, COMPUTERS, DUDE
COMPUTERS, DUDE, COMPUTERS, DUDE
COMPUTERS, DUDE (COMPUTERS, WOOOO)
YALL EVER HEARD OF COMPUTERS?!!!
(YEAH I HEARD OF COMPUTERS!!)
YALL NEVER HEARD OF COMPUTERS! I DID!
(WE HEARD THAT SHITS FROM THE FUTURE!!)
YALL EVER HEARD OF COMPUTERS?
(MACHINES THAT NEVER MAKE MISSTEPS!!!!)
YALL EVER HEARD OF A CHIPSET?
(THAT SHITS MAKIN DICKS HARD AND CLITS WET!!!)
(YEAH YALL STILL CANT SAY THAT.)

[BRIDGE]
COMPUTERS

[VERSE 7: SELENE]
LIKE 01000110
(PAYING SOME RESPECTS TO SOME LONG LOST HERO)
EXCEPT BITCOIN’S IN RETROGRADE (SELENE, WHATCHA DOIN?)
HOCKIN NFTS FOR TRACKS BEAKER’S BEEN PRODUCING

Muppet Ronin [Kabuto, Beaker] Yall Ever Heard of Computers (ft. feat Joey Z & Selene)

Featuring Klofenpop & Big Fake

OH YOU THOUGHT YOUD BE THE BIGGEST FUCKIN FISH IN THIS LITTLE POND HUH
YOU LITTLE FUCKIN MONSTER
YOU MUST BE FUCKIN BONKERS
YOU PEACE FOR EIGHT YEARS AINT DO SHIT TO STAY IN TOUCH
AND NEVER CHECK WHATS COMING OUT
SURPRISE, YOU AINT THAT GOOD YOU LITTLE FUCK
OUT HERE REVIEWING AND CRITICIZING LIKE YOU'RE SOMETHING
MISTER TWO-LIVE-SHOWS, TWENTY-SEVEN-TAKES
AND ALL OF EM PUNCHINS
YOU MUNCHKIN, ONLY LOUD WHEN YOU THINK NOBODY'S AROUND TO CHECK THE SHIT
COMPRESSING AND DOUBLING UP YOUR VOCALS JUST TO SOUND BIG
TALKIN BOUT CRAFT
YOU HAVENT SWITCHED UP YOUR STYLE SINCE YOU STARTED IT
JUST GRADUATED FROM MOMS HOUSE TO AN APARTMENT
BUILT YOUR WHOLE REP OFF THIS SCENE AND OTHER ARTISTS SHIT
SPECIFICALLY OFF TRYNA MAKE THEM NOT FEEL LIKE A PART OF IT
SORRY TO YOUR DOWNSTAIRS NEIGHBORS FOR THAT DUDE RAPPIN ABOVE THEM
LEAST YOU GOT THE APARTMENT
ALL YOUR FRIENDS GOT FAMILIES WHO LOVE THEM
I KNOW YOUR STYLE
I KNOW EXACTLY HOW TO RUN UP ON YA
SNAKE YOUR DEFENSES
KICKIN YOUR SHINS LIKE ADESANYA
WASTING YOUR LIFE, YOU AINT A VETERAN JUST INVETERATE
JUST MAKIN MONEY OFF THE SCENE
AND THE FANS THAT YOU THINK YOU'RE BETTER THAN
TELL ME THAT BOBBY'S WRONG
SHOW ME A STREAM THAT YOU AINT HELLA BENT
JUST A SAD SOCK MUPPET FROM A SITE THAT'S NO LONGER RELEVANT
GAVE YOURSELF A NICE LITTLE OUT WHERE YOU DONT HAVE TO WRITE GOOD VERSES
BS BARS RAPPED IN A FUNNY VOICE, CLAIMIN IT'S ON PURPOSE
WHATS THE PURPOSE
STILL ACTING LIKE YOU THE MAN
YOU LOOK AND SOUND WORSE THAN THE JUGGALO RAPPERS YOU CAN'T STAND
I REMEMBER YOU WERE COMFORTABLE CALLING PEOPLE FUCKIN F****T N SHIT
ALMIGHTY! SUDDENLY TALKING ALL LIKE A SOCIAL JUSTICE ACTIVIST!
PRETENDING LIKE YOU GIVE A FUCK, YOU BASTARD, I THINK THAT'S THE BIT
TRYNA IMPRESS YOUR FRIENDS
YOU'D PROLLY HAPPILY GO BACK TO IT
LIKE YOU STOPPED SAYING BITCH TILL YOU HAD WOMEN HITTING YOUR MATTRESSES
HUH, THAT DIDN'T LAST DID IT
SPEAKIN OF WHICH, AN ASTERISK****
REMEMBER HOW YOU USED TO BE ALL OVER RAPPIN ABOUT FUCKIN
WHEN YOU HADNT SO MUCH AS BREATHED IN A GIRLS DIRECTION
THAT WAS SOMETHIN
WEAVIN SOME REAL LIES WITH ALL THOSE MONSTROUS SPINNERETS
TRYNA RECORD BEFORE NINE PM WHEN YOUR MOM TURNED OFF THE INTERNET
IN EFFECT...THIS WAS ALL DURING YOUR GILDED AGE
SO TELL ME WHAT IN THE FUCK MAKES YOU THINK YOU'RE WORTH A SHIT TODAY
YOU AINT A BATTLE VET
NOBODY HERE'S COMING FOR YOUR TITLES KID
EVEN THAT PIXEL GLASSES RAPPER'S PROLLY GOT MORE SPINE IN HIM
LUCKY YOU DON'T HAVE FEELINGS THAT I CAN HURT
YOU LITTLE SPITEFUL PRICK
THIS TRACKS A FAKEOUT JOKE
SO WHY YOURE SHAKING ALL WHILE YOU'RE WRITING IT
YOUR INSINCERITY'S TAKING UP TOO MUCH SPACE ON THE MIC
GOT PEOPLE LOOKING UP TO YOU FOR SHIT YOU DON'T EVEN LIKE (KABUTO!)
I SEE YOU SHRINKIN BACK FROM ME (KABUTO!) BETTER STAY COILED
AND KEEP CASHIN THOSE DISTROKID CHECKS SELLING YOUR SNAKE OIL

VPC7 Round 5

Muppet Ronin [Kabuto the Python, Beaker Sullivan] - Snake Oil

TS BN A LNG RD ND TA NLY GTTN LNGR DD
F YR GNNA TRP YBTTR PCK YR ATTD
CHRG N WRH A SML ND A QCK JK
BT DNT B FRD TLT M HNG THMSLVS WTH SHRT RP
YR TH PRHPT N TH MNTN SPK MDNSS TRTH ND VRT 
N A WELD THTS BNN SPCFCLLY DSGND T FCKN HRTY
WLL YTLST A LTTL BT THR FLKS LT
IF YNT WLN T THN HNDS UP HLPS U NT GT SHT
YTND TRP TH GNDR THT TH DCTS LL SSGNDY
BT TH LNG HRS THRWN FLKS MKN SSMPTNS FRM BHND Y
YR PNCHT FR VN TMPS MKS HTRS UPST N S
SHKT T FF MK T BTTR HL TH WRLD LT T G

WHN TS TM FR TH SHA MMA GO BNG BNG
TS TH RP PTBLL BTA SHW M FNGS
VRYN LSTN TTH WRDS I SLNG
THM THR MTHFCKRS THY JST CNT HNG

SHT N TH SKLLS F SM SCLLD "NC GYS"
PPR THN SKN TRN P LK A PRC GD
LN M P KNS BNT NS TTH WLL
HMMR BCK BNG BNG THN YWTCHN M FLL
BLLTS TTH BRN CS VDN TTH BRNCS
GRY MTTR SPLTTR DLT M LK A BCKSPC
CLM TRF HRT M WHR THY FXT
GD RTH, TL FR TH TX RT
THT'S GRT, MD  FCKN SMMR CMP FR BLL GTS
JFF B, LN ND GRMS N  GRP DT

VRY JKR THNKS THR MVS R TH BST
BT WHL THYR DNCNG PLYNG CHCKRS YRR N 5D CHSS 
HNDSM BNDTS RDN T T RB TH PNY XPRSS
BTTR MPTY T YR PCKTS R T'S TW N TH CHST
TLKN SHTS T TH BRST, PLSTC SRGN'S TH BST
TNGL WTH TH SLLY FM ND Y'LL LV CRSD ND DPRSSD
NCK DP BG SLP LD T RST N YR SNDY BST
PLS GV P TH GDS  GT YR RLTVS NDR DRSS
F Y KCK TH HRNT'S NST N TH FCKN NTRRNT
ND KNW BTTR THN Y BTTR WN THT SHT
STRT  FGHT ND G BLLS DP NTL Y FNSH T
F Y CNT TK TH SHT THN Y SHLD PT  LTTL PN N T
MK SM RM FR SNNN T TH HLDY NN ND 
WLL KCK Y RGHT N YR VSN ND LV Y CRSN ND SPTTN
RRRNGN YR MG KCK YR SS N TH KTCHN
PST THT JRNYMN PHS Y GTT SPT WTH PRCSN
YR FCKN TNGS NT N Z, TSS MR LK NCLR FSSN
WHT GD MD S N, LL YZZLL B SPLTTN
LK THCK THGHS N GLS GYS ND NYN LS
YH M TH B PN DMBSS WH JST TLD N HMSLF
SP

YNG SLLVN [LL YZZ, YNGSLLVN] - BNG BNG

The Southern Demon Nerd 
Round 5 Challenge Submission
"HEY SMOKEE"


Hey Smokee, dont do a stan thing

Noted,
 my egos are bloated, most of em know it they show up 
I cannot control  em
I sniff all this coke up and rap at the mirror
Talk to myself but the words hard to hear
Fears voices all of these choices 
Can I be blunt with me and kinda boisterous?
questions rhetorical 
I got the answers
Ask myself anything make it a stanza


HEY SMOKEE
whatcha gon do next
Cant win every battle but ya still gon flex
Dont ignore yourself smoke, best
protect ya neck
It's a party in ya head smokee let's get wrecked
HEY SMOKEE
Dont worry cuz ya gotcha back
HRY SMOKEE
Be my hype man.  yo, that shit slaps
HEY SMOKRE
Self high five hand clappin action
HEY SMOKEE
HEY SMOKEE
HEY SMOKEE
Whatcha got to say
Cypher w yourself like masturbatin
Too many smokees hard to actuate
Alot of em just telling you that you're so great

HEY SMOKEE
 how ya spit rap so good?
HEY SMOKEE
how does taco flip tracks so good?
HEY SMOKEE
 Yall be scratching that wax so good.
HEY SMOKEE
would ya give yourself dap?
Sho would


the fuck even are you?
Try hard go getter?
Be more go harder Smokee do better
A letter?  You kidding you that's not your tastes
Just ride to a city and rap at their face
You've been playin nice too
At least your cat likes you
Spit thunder stoned 
Keepin it Raichu
Might have to morph into pooty tanger
Powered up megazord nerdcore stranger
High level druid 
Cross class ranger
check ya skills,
Fuck a campaign up
Bring in the danger cuz show n tells over
Do panic titanic the water is frozen
The mighty best duck 
Ice cold keep em shivering
Slapstick style with a knuckle puck delivery
You a buster mega buster
Smokee on blast
No gods No kings No robot masters!


HEY SMOKEE
What the fuck that mean?
Why the size yo noggin damn obscene? 
HRY SMOKEE
Rock a clean verse keep a critic mumblin
Are ya humble smokee?
Nah you the humblest
HEY SMOKEE
Why ya gotta rap so loud?
References cater to the nerdcore crowd
HEY SMOKEE
Why gotta be so damn proud? 
HEY SMOKEE
Now we rollin huh?
Too much smoke
Claustrophobia
Least we got some umph
To blow me up
Hey smokee 
dont let me smokee dont show me up
HEY SMOKEE
how ya spit rap so good?
HDY SMOKEE
How does taco flip tracks so good?
HEY SMOKEE
How yall scratch wax so good?
HRY SMOKEE
would ya give yourself dap?
Sho would


You're the henchman you're the villain,
The islands that deserted, you're the player, you're the hater, you're a Southern Demon Nerd and your reflection's replicating
your 
Imposter syndrome party's gotten out of hands a bit 
We've been so nice
 now were big naughty
Make like a trench and ditch ya bitch 
weve caught you outta pockets
Your internet presence is less than impressive Smokee, stop it
15 years with no career "cuz you're just having fun"
Take a hike, Run Smokee run, 
Wait like like like 
is that a gun?
Always has been 
Yall just arent remembering
Dismembering our egos 
Seeing Keaton's multiplicity
In theaters 
on ether
 double feature
 with memento 
No one ever taught us how to properly crescendo!!!!
Or segway but it's still all good at least we can sell drugs tho
Guess we just love playin games that's cutthroat.  
 Shamed?  Fuck no, just gimme dat up vote 
Cabbage vendor 
Burnin embers
 all returns cinders
In the wind the innuendo's all that anyone remembers


How the hell you tell  rhymebenders that you mean them no harm
When you're a winter storm tornado warning fire alarm?
your the only survivor, on some highlander shit,
Drenched in your own blood and guts 
You still got the drip.

HEY SMOKEE

The Southern Demon Nerd [Smokee B, Taco Supreme] - Hey Smokee

The only lyrics you need
Are the ones that have
Been in your heart
For the longest time.

The Crown Joels [The Crown, EBILLY] - Finale

(feat. prod. by Thugmasta J and Synthlad)

Gotta Get Away

young stroke, you need to escape
or else get killed like dumbledore by severus snape
you need to run, or better yet hustle
how you earned the name young stroke aka young muscle
or else, you might get murdered
you'll be dead meat, not talking bout hamburger
need to sneak like a burglar
or else you'll get caught and that's not hot
it's like a horror movie without the film score
people in the theater be like "don't open that door"
but i open it...
when i see what's on the other side i say "oh shit"
but you'll never see the stroke quit
i'm so focused, imma tell you bout survival
oh wait, the hot girl died?
there's no more reason to hide

i gotta to get away 
i gotta to run away
i gotta to get away 
i gotta to run away

young muscle you need to run like marathon
or else you'll be floating down river phlegethon
or better yet styx, no more ballin' in the mix
if you're dead, that means no more pizza from the hut
imma tell you what's up, if you're dead, no more stroke cuts
or krispy kreme donuts, or cherry coke sodas
the scene is grizzly, but they ask "who is he"
it's that young stroke, let me solve this mystery
let me find the escape hatch
alcohol out the flask, i smile but it's a mask
back to the task imma break the damn glass
escape out the back, that's just how i act
they say "stroke come back" then the credits start rollin'
haters missed the movie 'cause their phones were steady scrollin'
'cause i give em the blues
running away in the whip i drive some chevrolet shoes

Streezy Toad [Young Stroke Aka Young Muscle, Sweeney Toad] - Gotta Get Away

I DON'T GO OUT!
I just stay at home
COS THAT'S WHERE ALL MY SHIT IS (shit is)
so don't hit up my phoooooonnnee

I won't even leave you on read nah
Like I know you're definitely my friend but
I'm gonna do that thing where I flick down the screen
and pretend that I didn't see ya,

but I seent it, Gotta get the mood right
set my smart bulbs to candlelight
whip it out, gonna work on myself
journaling for my mental health

how I feel: good
sense of self: strong
what I want: pud
sexy elf: wrong

therapist asked me to write my thoughts
sitting here in my jimmy jam shorts
Asking what I do when I'm home alone
Motherfucker y'all already know

I JIMMY JAM WITH MY JIMMY JAM SHORTS ON
I JIMMY JAM WITH MY JIMMY JAM SHORTS ON
I JIMMY JAM WITH MY JIMMY JAM SHORTS ON
JIMMY JAMMY JIMMY JAMMY JIMMY JAMMY
SHORTS ON!

I JIMMY JAM WITH MY JIMMY JAM SHORTS ON
I JIMMY JAM WITH MY JIMMY JAM SHORTS ON
I JIMMY JAM WITH MY JIMMY JAM SHORTS ON
JIMMY JAMMY JIMMY JAMMY JIMMY JAMMY

I DON'T GO OUT!
COS THAT'S WHERE ALL THE PEOPLE ARE (people are)
And I'm in a lockdown zone
So I can't really travel far--BUT

I got feet pics if you want 'em
I got feet pics if you want 'em
I got feet pics if you want 'em
I got feet pics if you want 'em

Spandex Moose onlyfans
Only man's but trust me...
they're good

I'm not alright, I'm not good
Feeling like, I've had too much pud
I'm not alright, I'm not good
Feeling like, I've had too much pud

too much pud? too much pud
too much pud? too much pud
too much pud. too much pud.
too much pud. too much pud.

Hi Mike, it's your therapist. I wanted to talk to you about these journal entries. I'm not sure I really understand what's going on. You keep writing about jimmy jams? Not sure what those are. And why did you write about feet pic--

by the time you hear the next drop
the jam shall be within you.

I JIMMY JAM WITH MY JIMMY JAM SHORTS ON
I JIMMY JAM WITH MY JIMMY JAM SHORTS ON
I JIMMY JAM WITH MY JIMMY JAM SHORTS ON
JIMMY JAMMY JIMMY JAMMY JIMMY JAMMY
SHORTS ON!

I JIMMY JAM WITH MY JIMMY JAM SHORTS ON
I JIMMY JAM WITH MY JIMMY JAM SHORTS ON
I JIMMY JAM WITH MY JIMMY JAM SHORTS ON
JIMMY JAMMY JIMMY JAMMY JIMMY JAMMY
SHORTS ON!

(phone call)

Spandex Moose [Mike Bananas, Frank Danger] - JIMMY JAM

SlothdubzAndRonin [Only One Ronin, Slothdubz feat. Klopfenpop] - Sitting alone

We're not normal
Im not even sure
that We are mortal (mmkay)
Stuck in this dimension
When they sealed off the portal
Crack jokes to mask
Like a damn ninja tortle
Blood on both sides
no lines in the war zone
Is you nomad or you corpo?
Bet you a strong man.
Never sad nor vocal
Hercules Hercules
Kevin Sorobo

We're better on this side of the wardrobe
I know that there's more though
Just give it some time

Keep falling
But this law isn't Newton's
We'll find the solution 
Is your words and mine 

Live and let die In the past
You can't just sit
If the die isn't  cast
If you fight it
This ain't your climate
You uninvited
den full of lions
With no alliance
To give you guidance
Roll a 9 and
its bona-fide Poltergeist
Before the night ends
With no hi-5s
It's been decided
In a teens react to
Teens attack on titans
Weeds grow fast
and seem to latch to violence
We were fine when things
Were on the island...

I'm off topic
Sorry, I gotta stop it
We can say no to drugs
But never say no to chocolate 
Diabetes is a problem
It runs in our family
We used to run from problems 
But we never ran from candy
Understanding that we got no understanding
We just rhyme and ranting
Nothings ever settled
Like the sand in the jungle levels can be
Made excuses for people that hurt us
Now I feel a way
The way We seal away
those feelings
Cannot be okay
Why does it take so long to process
All of these thoughts we got in our subconscious
We need options
We need therapy
We are not the person I'm prepared to be
Im not your heracles

(2x)  
Thoughts to myself
When I'm sitting alone
I'm often myself
When I'm sitting alone
I get lost in myself
When I'm sitting alone
I used to talk to myself
When I was sitting alone

Sitting alone

SlothdubzAndRonin [Only One Ronin, Slothdubz feat. Klopfenpop, Ultraklystron] - Sitting alone

I know sometimes it seemed like a lost cause
but it’s all worth it
don’t be so hard on yourself cuz you’re not perfect
and yeah it get dark but just don’t ever stop searching
cuz right when they drop curtains and the crowds gone and you lost 30
they can forget to respect you reflect and you’ll see they cannot hurt you they all dirty
you gotta stop blaming yourself for the friends that you lost
everything comes with a cost
and crying don’t mean that you’re soft
but this is the path and you chose to walk it
you paid the price for that bag in your pocket
them cigarettes still got you coughin
keep smoking them nails in your coffin
you punish yourself way too often

And you bein home wouldn’t change what those cops did
rest up Malik 
i know when you heard that you lost it
confused and in tears like a lost kid
and seeing them pigs makes you nauseous
it’s deadly if you don’t move cautious 
justice is based on who profit
so whatever it is it is not this

Turned 32 with a pistol in hand
thinking this might be the end
you was down in the darkness again
right at the height of your plans
I’m happy that you took the chance and gave me a life
you don’t understand
you gave me a life now when i can I’m spreading some light
I’m doing it right this time

New lease don’t waste it success so close you can taste it
two families one apartment yeah you went and got it out the basement
you was sick of struggling for the basics
finding your way in the bass hits
you got the drive and they fake it
you got a dream they can’t take it
Every engagement coulda went south
holes in your  heart they been filling with doubt
they poison your thoughts with all of the venom that come out they mouth
they want the clout you want the cash 
they sat on a couch when you did a dash
called you a dummy for chasing your passion and now they act sad you cut em all out

But It’s all gonna pay off
poppa got sick and you momma got laid off
i promise you the pills the only thing you gotta stay off
smoke up a pound taking the weight off
long as you ain’t take a day off

You gotta get rid of the ghosts that haunt you
and the feeling that nobody want you 
it’s fake why would you respond to it
they playing a part and it’s on cue
but people will do what they want to that motivation beyond you 
please refrain from acting out despite the pain they caused you

Showin a weak point could get you exploited easily
people be moving so greasy sheesh 
I’m just resting peacefully 
but hoes tore off my Jesus piece and now I’m hanging regally
whippin the city illegally
I’m  fitna be free this time

Shawn Solo & Lex Lingo [Lex Lingo, Shawn Solo] - Untitled

(featuring Tanner4105)

Dear me
it's me
heres a letter to myself

Dear me
dear me
here's a letter to myself

Dear me
it's me
heres a letter to myself

I'm eating a sandwich

I'm eating a sandwich

Sandwich

I'm eating a sandwich

there's too much cheese

cheese

and I shouldn't have this

Sailor Doom remix [Johnny HacknSlash, TwillDistilled] - Fuck This XD (feat. Tanner4105)

The Cycle (feat. Tanner4105)- Rad Labs, Inc.

Dear Michael
It's the cycle
You got break the tight hold
Upon your life whole

What you gonna do
When all your life blows
Past your face 
Like a plume of smoke (here we go)


Pen to paper
So I don't forget
The way that I feel
That led me to regret

The way that I am
And the way that I get
When our disease Has us 
all kinds of upset

Listen me, the doctors
They've all been telling
That the path that we're rockin
Is the way to selling

Out our soul 
To a different goal
Of the addictions hold
Making things so frictional

do better than this
push past the bliss
move past the shit
Get some bonuses

You got to hone this in
And hope not to trip
See the dope that we spin
Is some kinda opening

In the armor
Of a young boy's karma
Just looking for some farmer
ceuticals that won't harm her

was it our diploma 
That led us to the coma?
That put us into a state
Of total alone a

So time to unwind
And have an aroma
therapy. What you gonna do
With your new molars?

Will be grinding
From a mind bend
But don't forget
your tonal whining 


Dear Michael
It's the cycle
You got break the tight hold
Upon your life whole

What you gonna do
When all your life blows
Past your face 
Like a plume of smoke (here we go)


Do you remember 
being sober?
It’s Happening less 
As we get older

No restless nights
Walking up over and over
The addiction is getting
 Bolder and bolder

Do you remember
Our waking dreams?
the chaos inside
Is not what it seems

Gotta get outside and do 
a grounding technique
Go to therapy and
Listen to them speak

Take your pills and
Try not to fall asleep
Mediate
It might give some relief

I'm writing you this letter
From the other side of things
I know you like shit better
When the message comes singed


But what I do know
Is that our mind is the island
It makes sense when 
the work was piling 

You'd want to escape 
to a place of silence
But the music it always 
has a way to find us

Deep in that cave
You gotta be brave
To come out and 
Pave your own way

Do you listen to 
The outside voices
Or diss them with some 
Inside choices

Rad Labs, Inc. [Michaelangeflow, Omniboss] - The Cycle (feat. Tanner4105)

(Chorus)

Let’s Talk About the Issues
Let’s Talk About the Sweeter Thing
Let’s Talk About the Way You Make Me Feel
I Can Turn it All Around Today

I Love it When You Love Me
I Love it When You Want it All
Come Give Me Your Reaction
I’m Getting Too Emotional

(Old Steve Verse) 

I want your love. You don’t deserve me wanting it.
I want to be your goal in life but I’m thinking you’d be mocking it.
You’d be polite, niceties are criticisms
Wwant your respect, leave behind your chauvinism

Listen, had a few hopes, a few goals, a few paths
Like to think I’d surprise you, but I’m afraid to ask
What you think about the things you started that I made to last
Yeah I still want your love, even though you’re an ass

 Is it so much to ask for you to be proud of me?
Doubtfully sure you have notes mouthfully
Delivered ad nauseum, you never shut up
Always quick to the gavel, and sharp with the cut

(Chorus)

Let’s Talk About the Issues
Let’s Talk About the Sweeter Thing
Let’s Talk About the Way You Make Me Feel
I Can Turn it All Around Today

I Love it When You Love Me
I Love it When You Want it All
Come Give Me Your Reaction
I’m Getting Too Emotional

(Young Steve Verse)

Woah Woah
Alright Older Fatter Balder Steve (Yeah)
Who’s Rapping at Me Which is Super Weird (I mean we’ve been a rapper for ten years)
If You’re Come This Hard, I’ve Got Question

Did we ever play Dungeons and Dragons (Yeah we’ve played a bit of tabletop)
Did we ever read Comic Books Regularly (No but you’ll find a lot of it’s on TV)
Did we ever discover ourselves a true passion (eh, we didn’t hit that spot)
Did we ever find someone who loves me for me (yeah, their name is Kelsey)

So you’re a little depressed I can tell (mmhmm)
Does the world start going to hell (oh absolutely)
Oh it already did (yeah, Bo Burnham)
Who the fuck is Bo Brunham

(Chorus)

Let’s Talk About the Issues
Let’s Talk About the Sweeter Thing
Let’s Talk About the Way You Make Me Feel
I Can Turn it All Around Today

I Love it When You Love Me
I Love it When You Want it All
Come Give Me Your Reaction
I’m Getting Too Emotional

(Breakdown)

I love it when you love me
Even though I do not want you to
I love it when I love me
Some times its hard for me to do
But you know I’m trying (you know I’m trying)
And you know I will (and you know I will)

(Chorus)

Let’s Talk About the Issues
Let’s Talk About the Sweeter Thing
Let’s Talk About the Way You Make Me Feel
I Can Turn it All Around Today

I Love it When You Love Me
I Love it When You Want it All
Come Give Me Your Reaction
I’m Getting Too Emotional

Perstrami Persona [Steve, Zilla Persona] - Let's Talk

(featuring Klopfenpop & Prowess the Testament)

WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO YOURSELF?
WHAT DO YOU GAIN FROM IT?
ON THE SIDEWALK BROAD DAYLIGHT SICK TO YOUR STOMACH
IT'S MARCH 13TH
YOU TOOK A WALK TO TRY & WRITE SOMETHING
ENDED UP FUCKED UP ON THE STREET
AND FOR WHAT?
IT'S GETTING HARD TO BREATHE
YOU'RE CRYING
HYPERVENTILATING
ALL OVER A BEAT
WHEN YOU STEPPED OUT
BET THAT YOU WERE THINKING SHIT WAS SWEET
TIL YOU STARTED TEARING UP & YOU WERE TWO BARS DEEP
I GUESS YOU'VE GOTTA BLEED WHEN YOU CUT INTO THE SOURCE OF ALL YOUR GRIEF
THE UNPROCESSED THOUGHTS & ALL THE TRAUMA THAT YOU KEEP CAME CRASHING DOWN ON THE FRONT LAWN OF A RANDOM PERSON'S HOUSE
"FUCK IS WRONG WITH ME?"
YOU WANNA SCREAM IT BUT YOU DONT
YOU'VE GOTTA SHOW RESTRAINT
IF ANYBODY SEES YOU YOU'D BE SO FUCKING ASHAMED
WITH YOUR HANDS ON YOUR KNEES
TRY TO BREATHE
CAN'T DO IT
WHY THE FUCK YOU GOTTA DO THIS OVER STUPID ASS MUSIC?
NOBODY CARES
YOU'RE NOT PRETTY OR DYING
YOU'RE A SAD FUCKING WEIRDO WHO GOT DECENT AT RHYMING
STOP FUCKING CRYING
YOU CANT DO THIS ANYMORE
TRYNA ALCHEMIZE YOUR FEELINGS
TURN YOUR GRIEF INTO GOLD
FOR WHAT?
NOBODY'S LISTENING
YOUR TRAUMA'S UNIMPORTANT
DONT YOU GET IT?
NO ONE CARES YOUR MAMA DIED OR HOW YOU'RE MOURNING
IT'S PATHETIC
THE WAY THAT YOU'RE ATTEMPTING TO BELIEVE YOU'RE DOING ANYTHING BUT EXPLOITING MAMA'S DEATH YOU FUCKING FIEND
YOU NEED ATTENTION?
SHE NEEDED LIKE TWENTY SHOTS A DAY OF MEDICINE TO FALL ASLEEP UNTIL SHE LOST HER WILL TO FUCKING BREATHE
"FUCK IS WRONG WITH ME?"
YOU'RE FINALLY STANDING
STILL CRYING BUT SMILING & LAUGHING
CONGRATULATIONS LOSER
YOU WIN NOTHING, DEATH COMES BY SURPRISE
THEN IT SUCKS
YOU LEARN NOTHING
& IT FUCKS UP YOUR LIFE
WHAT A PRIZE!
WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO SHARE THIS?
ALL OF YOUR THOUGHTS ARE BAD
YOU SHOULD HONESTLY BE EMBARASSED
ALL OF YOUR SONGS ARE SAD
& NOBODY NEEDS TO HEAR THIS
YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE OKAY
NO YOU'RE NOT
YOU'RE PROBABLY NOWHERE NEAR IT
WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO YOURSELF?
RAPPING ABOUT NOTHING MIGHT BE BETTER FOR YOUR HEALTH
NOT RAPPING AT ALL MIGHT BE BETTER ALTOGETHER
SHUT THE FUCK UP
KEEP WALKING
YOU'RE FINE
IT'S WHATEVER
FLIP THE RECORD
I KEPT WALKING TIL I FELT BETTER
FINISHED WRITING THE SONG
WENT HOME TO RECORD THE DEMO
ENDED UP LOVING IT, ONE OF MY FAVORITES EVER
SO I GUESS I GOT SOMETHING FOR ALL THE EFFORT
RESULTS UNDER PRESSURE ARE NORMAL
IT'S NOTHING NEW TO ME
THE HARSH & SELF-DEPRECATING SCRUTINY USUALLY GETS IT DONE BUT WHEN I THINK ABOUT THAT DAY I JUST FEEL NUMB & DISCONNECTED
THE POWER OF PERSPECTIVE IS WHAT BROUGHT ME HERE TODAY
& IF I COULD GO BACK TO MARCH 13TH WITH ONE MESSAGE I'D TELL ME "EVERYTHING IS WORTH IT, EVERYTHING WILL BE OKAY
YOU DO THIS FOR A PURPOSE THAT'S BEYOND YOUR MORTAL FRAME
FOR THE PEOPLE WHO CANT FIND THE WORDS TO SAY
YOU'RE THEIR ESCAPE
JUST REMEMBER THAT"

(SEE NERDCOREVPC.COM FOR FULL LYRICS)

Perfect Cell [Joey Z, Big Fake] - March Thirteenth

Dear [REDACTED],

We'd promised then and again point again repeating we wouldn't just keep breathing without reason. It's the least we could do when failed portrayals of our prescribed human kind as issued were but a recursive script we'd reread, as conscripted, then list every misstep as proof this was a life we were never meant to live through.

Dear [REDACTED],

Never held in an honest hand, that handle's a denominant that lands like katanas on skin, exposing the best we could give to a world without leeway for we who may harbor such conflicts among gods and goddesses' gazes. Our path laid charybdic, this tryptych, a maze between pastiche and couth. We shouldn't have to be told what's expected of us to assume

Dear [REDACTED],

How you'd bend without confidence to compliment partners and friends through a hollow lens. Problem bends pressed. Solemn movements produced constant stress. More than time will tell them your truths of orchards your eyes held that arrows would fly through. A sparrow's death died by the calendar day. Met by no heart left breaking, unlike you, and I can't excuse how you'd cry out for courage refused 

DEAR JONATHAN,

I'VE BEEN PRETENDING YOU HAD DIED BACK THEN
IF MY COMPLIANCE IS DENIED, THEN WHO AM I TO CRY
WHEN I STOOD SILENTLY BEHIND A WALL OF YOU, NO MIND TO FIRING LINES
MY HELPLESS OUTER CHILD, A HUMAN SHIELD SO I'D SURVIVE

I'M THIRTY NINE AND CAN'T REMEMBER WHAT THAT THUNDER STORM WAS LIKE
TO STRIKE IN HUNGER UNDER COVERS LOCKED IN CUPBOARDS EVERY NIGHT
THESE GOD DAMN METAPHORS OF AGATHYS, WITH COWARDICE AND ICE
FORMED INTO PAULDRONS TO PROTECT ME FROM WHAT I LEFT YOU FOR A LIFE

Each breath I took from you in spite and held in tight enough to choke
I've known no matter undermined intent, regret cut off your growth
There's no defense invoked this time, the lines that hurt you most I wrote
Where's the closure in erasure? Supposed to hate you but I won't

No, no I don't believe in innocence and likely mine the least
And do appreciate the steps you'd steal when both my legs were weak
You don't deserve the ways me and your mind would speak to you 
At least Selene can dream now, but how is that supposed to help you sleep?

DEAR JONATHAN

ExtraDial [Damn Selene, lizardgrove] feat. Ryako & Big Fake - to whom it should

Vocalist: Starby
Producer: DJ RoboRob

Original: Jonathan Coulton - Want you Gone - Portal 2
Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3fVUU7Drv2I

Vocalist/Producer Challenge IV, Round 2

Team StarboRob - Want You Gone

Vocalist: Josh Krow
Producer: Chuck Dastardly

Original:  Straylight Run - Hands In the Sky 
Link: https://youtu.be/jtRhi-P_MjM

SWERV - Hands in the Sky 2016

Richie Branson

This rap shit is his love he call her adrian
Eyes swollen shut can't wait to see her face again 
They gotta cut him just to get another day to live 
But when the surgery is up he'll get a major win
Still, This could be the last song he ever makes 
Seems like yesterday he thought he'd be at heavens gate 
He took a step away from rap so he could medicate
They celebrate his absence now he's back to devesate 
Stepped outta the hyperbaric like Kakarot
Capsule shot 'll smash they block up like an aftershock 
Richie Branson these other rappers is afterthoughts 
I snack a lot eating tracks somebody pass the sause 
Blasted off getting so damn high 
like an overhyped astronaut in no man's sky
Used to hit class a lot rocking poor man's ice
had them rocks flashing off like the Kodak lights 
Yeah this is where the hook was supposed to go but
when you hittin bars, 16'll get you no luck 
Even at my worst the flow colder than a snow bluff 
traveling since birth them roads (rhodes) raised me like I'm GoldDust 
Damn microphone getting dusty 
You better bring an army if you're thinking you can crush me 
I'm going off the deep end with no bungie 
I wrote this shit down on the weekend so don't judge me 



Kadesh Flow

Gatekeepers take note! I want my piece/ close the doors in my face I'll break em down, I'm not Maurice/ I'm the wolves who chase after him/ better yet I'm the beast who smashes them/ when Belle's in a disaster grim/ speaking of Bells I don't crack Em I just ring em/ there's liberty attached to what I'm bringing/ cuz really I am mastering the feat of/ shooting blasts of bars, reality for dreamers/ they can happen, I believe it/ you receive it/

So I've got my weight up, look at palm skin and see callous/ best expect the plates that I lift to keep piling/ 'til I'm  round the world spitting 16s/ so pristine/ you could paint them on the Sistine Chapel/ since beginning like the ones who sinned gleaned apples/ I've been surgical when all these pricks need scalpels/ by that I mean I'm swinging like I'm gifting Falcon/ Punches, plus Ihomer, 415, out there/ 

The hook should go here but I'd rather rap and rip for fans/ I rarely sleep, but my dreams could turn Edward Scissorhands/ to Krueger/ spew and leaking out the blood of any sycophant/ trying dupe the view of future sleeping on the vision man/ so I try to avoid these homies with no process it's/ problematic like hemoglobin with low oxygen/ I've have been/ sick of seeing this unarmed violence and/ acknowledge that I should give my voice more to this problem then/

EyeQ

You said it an didn’t mean it
i said it cause i believe an it an breath it 
 
i mean it until i start being 
a being made of pure light 

until a change descends through the night

never think i’m not down an dirty 
cause i’m ready to fight

see the plight is my might  
an i’m strong cause i’m right

I will strive to be righteous 
this hook is my right fist of justice 

so weight me now so we can discuss this 
we kneel your disgusted we sit it’s disgusting

revolted, revolting
don’t look the other way when i’m talking

live long and prosper like i’m a Vulcan
you follow anything that means that you standing for nothin

don't even know the path that you walking
i’m fighting for freedom 

3D maneuver gear I don't need it
I’l coming from the walls of maria 

ya boy is a titan
I’m crushin anyone who don't like me

an eating any MC surviving
An here’s where the hook went

(pause) Naw 

I dont like it
I rather have a moment of silence 

pick up the flow an go till my minds spend  
run out other words i can rhyme with 

I rather spit up bars till my rhymes sick
like i’m a plague thats raging bubonic

I spread though your township 
have everybody worried my mind split 

Like dude he use to be such a nice kid
I wonder what we did

to have him spazzing out
like he’s 3 fifths

Vocalist/Producer Challenge IV, Round 5

Team Krunktaku - 11AM Before Deadline (ft EyeQ)

Introducing Neals tells the story of Neals, a hacker that has been "imprisoned by the The Syndicate for raging against the machine in the name of online privacy and net neutrality."  Neals is living in a near future dystopia where our freedoms, as we know them, are spiralling out of control in favor of corporate (monetary) interest. While the album is a work of fiction, the events that take place are somewhat a reflection of the modern world we are currently living in.  Through the eyes and life of Neals, YTCracker lays out the repercussions of sitting back complacent and not using your voice to stand up for what you believe in.  

Not only has Bryce had a huge impact on the technology front, he’s also had a huge impact on Nerdcore.  In an homage for everything that he has done for our communities, we at the VPC deciding that it would be only fitting to carry on his message in the form of a Vocalist Producer Challenge.  We present to you VPC: Neals Feels. 

The objective of Neals Feels is to elaborate on the concept of Introducing Neals in your own San Secuestro themed track.  Unlike other Vocalist/Producer challenges, we’re removing all limits from you.  You’re not tied to the hip-hop genre, you’re not tied to rapping.  You can sing a pop song, or submit a blues song, as long as you give your song that Neals Feels.  Your song should clearly sound like it belongs in the San Secuestro universe, whether it’s a song you would hear playing on a jukebox in a punk club in the city, or an old standard being sang by a homeless drunk under the local freeway bridge.  If you can make it feel like it was pulled right out of the San Secuestro, than you should be submitting it for this challenge.

Disstopia - How To Computer

You know I live a life of intrigue
Big fish, you wish
I know I'm in my own league*
20,000 under the sea
What up, Sebastian
Y'all crabs I'm Viagra
Because I'm lasting
My time is Neverending Story
But I'm not a cheater, Peter
Hauling in my lorry/Lorre**
Y'all bore*** me
Like a worm in my tomato garden
Y'all lames in flames
You couldn't get my James Harden****
At Busch Garden
With my homie from the Nerdlucks
I can't hear your raft
Because I never herd/heard ducks*****
Spare me if I can't strike******
When you dare me to touch a
Mike/mic Myers/My, yers*******
Don't matter just let me at a butcher knife
Life is but a dream sweetheart
And I'm the dream master
Sewing******** at the speed of light
Yeah I know I seam/seem faster*********
And I can't even tell if you're listening
I stay posted********** like the mail
The most interesting

*nautical / sports
**actor / British term for semi truck
***ennui / insect action
****basketball player / penis erection
*****to gather a group (raft) of ducks / to hear + water fowl / sucker mcs
******bowling  / oh please (spare me) + attack (strike)
*******Halloween villain / microphone + possessive pronouns
********planting seeds / making clothes
*********sewing / appear to be
**********mail / vigilant


I'm the most interesting man in the world
Holding a beer in between two girls
Salt and pepper beard
And the moment that you feared
Is when I grab the mic
And proceed to get weird

I don't always wild out 
But when I do it's full moon
Don't always play guitar
But when I do it's in tune
I don't always hate
But when I do it's because I'm driving
I don't always turn away
But when I do it's because you're lying
Don't always lock the door
Except when I've been watching Forensic Files
Don't always get high
But when I do
New hairstyle
I don't always need a friend
But when I do it's because I"m tripping
I don't always use an mp3
My LP was skipping
I don't always eat meat
But when I do I wanna have a cow
Don't tell me what to do, Bart
I hang with homies that allow
Me to be the most interesting G
And I don't always do coke
But when I do it's because it's free
I don't always dance
But when I do it's Paper Planes
Maybe Mamma Mia
Or Jump Around by House of Pain
I don't always sell drugs
But when I do it's marijuana bud
And I don't always wrestle
But when I do it's mud
Don't unsheath my katana
Unless I wanna draw blood
Don't always use a drywall anchor
Unless the hole's not on a stud
I don't always make the beer run
But when I do I get snacks
Don't always play M.K.
But when I do I pick Jax
Don't always go to church
But when I do it's cus of funerals
And when I make a sequel
I use the Roman numerals
I don't always confess
Unless they use a wire tap and
I don't always talk mess
But when I do it's because I'm rapping

Zero Cool - Stay Thirsty

So the time with you in this world has been fun
So fun, so fun

How is that you could destroy your love and so easily stomp on your vows
How are you so quick to taking to flight in another’s arms, throwing in towels 
I’ll be much quicker to pick you apart and throw you round by organs and bowels 
Not a single word you’ll utter, no combination of the consonants vowels 
Consonants vowels, gave her so many, she swooned at the sounds
Never once tried to clean up the mess or address things in relationship too many gowns
Hundreds of feet in the sky, she was high off of your lies in the clouds
What goes round comes back around, you’ll be hundreds of feet underground (fuck)

[Chorus]
Well the time with you in this world has been really fucking fun
BAE usually stands “Before Anyone Else”
Her tears will not be the only liquid set to run
I suggest you continue looking out for your self 

Dear brother in law, a decade of marriage is very involved
Through thick in and thin you and my sister evolved 
Into people I love and applaud This year however, 
You’re starting to show me your flaws. Flying around when the going gets hard
Leaving my family with scars, while you’re up building confidence now   
To seductively serenade new secret someones with consonants vowels
Invited her to this place far from your house, Knock knock i’m outside the door
Can you two please get dressed up, I just want to say this out loud
I think you two would look so good in a burgundy shade, don’t mind this pipe staring you down
Bullets can help us create a cascade of red. Since you lovebirds love painting the town 

[Chorus]

Self care is the most important thing now my dear sibling. 
Hope you understand my reasoning, 
my decisions for their death and destruction.  
I know that you loved him, but seriously fuck him

Bae…….. baee…….

VPC6 Round 2

SongBotCo - BAE

Stand and Deliver
VPC6
Round 4

Stand and deliver, you lyrical knaves and you DAW desperadoes!

The fourth round of the VPC is upon us and the Czarina has decreed that the melee is to commence post haste and without delay! But, the weapons of this melee are being expressly decided upon to limit the savagery and supreme saltiness that could arise from a less honorable contest of verbiage and virtuosity. And the weapons that have been elected to be the tools of this test of talent are - characters from the domain of literature, both classic and modern.

Right, now that we got all of that high brow verbosity out of the way, let’s get down to the nitty gritty.

Vocalists, you need to bring your baddest, maddest most raddest battle rap / diss tracks, but doing so IN CHARACTER of the character assigned to your teams. I’d spend some time learning the ins and outs of who you’ve been assigned, get to know them well, and become one with them.

The duals!
https://bit.ly/2pX8u1V

Producers, you’ve got a lot of free reign on how you want to design your beats. The only thing that we ask of you is that you incorporate a sample in your song from any form of existing media relating to your book. You can use samples from movies if it’s been made into a movie, audio books, TV shows, theatrical productions, the options are almost endless.

VPC6 Round 4

Team Kokoro - Hamlet (A Song of Disrespect to Gildenstern)

Kaiju No Uta - Swagrid (Harry Potter - A Dolores Umbridge diss)

SO I SPEAK RAPS, WEAR A SNAPBACK AND ADIDASS
PEEL YOUR WIG LIKE A SAILOR DO A CAN OF SPINACH
ME AND BEAKER SLEEK, KEEP CASH AS WE CLINK GLASS
HIT UR SHORTY WOPS NEAT ASS WITH A SKEET BLAST (CONSENSUALLY)
WHILE YOU WERE WATCHIN HENTAIS WITH TENTACLES, ANEMONES
NEVER CALL ME SENPAI BRO YOU ARE DEAD TO ME
CHEAP DOC DEMENTO SHITS OFFENDING ME
AND YES ITS ME, YET YOUR WHOLE STYLE IS PRETEND TO ME
(FAKE) NO YOUR BANDCAMP ALBUM ISNT TEMPTING ME
HEAVILY, IM SHARPENING MY BLADES IN THE HEBRIDES
I'M GREAT, YOU WILL NEVER BE, IN A CENTURY
AND YOU COULD NEVER PLAY THIS LORD...EVONY
DA BUTO (YEAH), THE PYTHON (DA BUTO)
NEAT BITCH, TALI FEET PICS WITH THE TWO TOE
PYTHON LIKE FOR EACH LOOP EXECUTE CODE
PYTHON LONG JOHN SILVER YOU ARE TOO CHODE
MOOK FLOW (PAID) MAD RESPECTABLE THE FLAT RATE
YALL AINT GOT THE GOUDA THEN YA TELL ME HOW MY MASK TASTE
CASH, CAKE, TALENT, ITS EXPECTED THAT I SMASH GREAT
STATE THAT EVEN LADY DIMITRESCU COP THE FAT EIGHT

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