Fandom: Bob's Burgers
Character: Gene

Smiles times from your brother in a burger suit
No formal training but a banger what I'm bringing you
We  Playing in the hallway and I'm taking commissions
we Slaying every sunday, more relatable Simpsons
Your Head spins when I'm dressing up like queen latifah 
we can always make it sweeter, mom’s got candy in the freezer
when the guests come in DROP a beat and make em go wild
Best friend Ken jumping all up in the freestyle
I'll stay with geoffrey, I don't wanna grow up
Ask my mom to come and get me if I pee on this rug
home alone and I’ve been pacing, I’ve been facing my fears
the only one inside my home who’s never hiding his ears
And I’ve been begging for a snack like I’ve been begging for your pardon
eat a taco on a toilet that was placed inside a garden
Sisters got my back if we should ever have a problem
best legs in the family, for sure the smoothest bottom


All I need on this earth is some good food 
To make grooves even if I don't know how to
D-I-Y baby that's been My whole life
and i know that
Everybody wants to see me succeed so
Inhibitions I just threw them out  the window
So do your part
every fart is a work of art

I know my family will always save a seat for me
when i'm feeling agony they help me through the tragedy 
steering clear of apathy and lose myself in rhapsody
and my keyboard says it perfectly    


What I'm supposed to do? Just sit on my hands?
The lord done blessed me with this body be a sin to not dance
Clothing only a suggestion when you get in this trance
And You do not need pants when in New Geneland, and
I'm never ever made to feel like I suck
Even when I'm in a laser dog bark fart rut
End of day it's safe to say I'm feeling good cause they know
I got a built-in audience if I should put on a show
I'd be pouring on the charm so that they couldn't say no 
Sorry that I filled the burger grinder full of Play-Doh
So baby hit me with that gravy, i can't guarantee your safety 
Bette Midler better play me, 
Can't nobody center stage me


All I need on this earth is some good food 
To make grooves even if I don't know how to
D-I-Y baby that's been My whole life
and i know that
Everybody wants to see me succeed so
Inhibitions I just threw them out  the window
So do your part
every fart is a work of art

I know my family will always save a seat for me
when i'm feeling agony they help me through the tragedy 
steering clear of apathy and lose myself in rhapsody
and my keyboard says it perfectly    

I'm writing constantly and no one's ever stopping me
all about the harmony and never about profiting
maybe I'm a prodigy that wouldn't eat his broccoli
my keyboard says it perfectly like

VPC 7 Round 1

Muscle Laughing Shrimp [Beefy, tanner4105] - Every Fart is a Work of Art

Fandom: MST3K
Character: Dr Clayton Firebrand Forrester

IN THE NOT TO DISTANT FUTURE
NEXT SUNDAY AD
this doctor stiched and sutured
cause someday maybe
I'll find the perfect movie
to widdle it your soul down
dont clown and jiggle it 
idiot control now 

come on with it we dont stress
monolitchic vhs
gamera barugon
the era that you on

you can tell i'm daddy-o
kim katrels my baddie tho

only with the deepest hurtin
pearl and mike keepin flirtin

there was a guy named joel
there WAS a guy named joel
there was a guy named joel
there was a guy

sidehackers fly by rocketship x-m
arm stretchin predilection
steeve reeves flexin  
digitate and falangeate you
manos the hands of fate ya space ape

crawling hand creepin
the eye creatures peepin
features for these cretins
deep hurting deep deepens
lazer blast fast past ya injure
cant outlast the master ninjure

uber braggin stupour saggin out the station wagon
secret agent super dragon protaggin


IN THE NOT TO DISTANT FURUTE NEXT SUNDAY 
TWO WARRIORS ARE LOCKED IN A BATTLE BEYOND TERRESTRIAL COMPREHENSION
DOCTOR CLAYTON FIREBRAND FORRESTER
USES HIS INVENTIONS TO OUTWIT AND BEGUILE
THE UNSCRUPULOUS JOEL AND HIS TOMFOOLISH CROW-NIES  
ALL FOR ONE SIMPLE, HUMBLE QUEST FOR WORLD DOMINATION

KKMDS [Ill Gill, Thugmasta J] - There was a guy named Joel

Fandom: Hunter x Hunter 
Character: Chrollo

Forever set, a precious moon is lost
The others mourn him with ceremony grand
Rising up to heaven the lighting moon frost
With a melody from the mourning band
Harvest barren wine spilled
Lovers slumber beside the bloody, scarlet eyes
Though cut in half shall be your number 


Verse 1:
Whether a heist or a verse, it’s highly rehearsed
If you don’t fight me at first then I’ll politely be cursed
Use a Ben’s knife to end lives, whenever my friends fight
We use the flip of a coin to keep our heads right
A specialized crew, we victimize fools
Who drape their wrongdoings in society’s rules
We rob from the rich and head somewhere scenic 
Give it to the me cause I swear that I need it
Born in a meteors crater, not a hero or savior
Racking up favors, just to zero it later 
Put a price on my own head diversionary tactics
Battled assassins and we all did wicked backflips
No time for the devil, I’m a couple letters off
Like a mob boss’ daughter you’d be so much better off
If the power that you held was just committed to my journal
Where it can reside for all of time eternal


Hook:
Gotta see it to believe it
Open the book and read it
Tell me all your secrets
Your powers not deleted
I promise that I’ll keep it
And I’ll let you stay alive
Not quite even exchange
But we all must pay a price
Put your hand on the book
Put your life in my hands
Not a bad deal
At least from where I stand 


Verse 2:
Eight legs, twin fangs, big gang
Leave the whole town of York New in pain
With strats and tactics, my reach is near galactic
The mastermind is back and his pack is massive
Only seventh place, with respect to strength
But I come in first at accepting blame
Might sneak onto a boat to reach another continent
But at this point I’d hope the obstinance is obvious 
King of the dirt hill, the mole hill, the ant hill
When we see another bug we drop the anvil
Fight to a standstill, life is a land fill
But it’s my landfill, and the fight in me is ample
the head of this spider, no arachnid sits higher
Lack a number on my back as a status signifier
Like a cross that’s been inverted, the cause has been perverted
Associated hunters are naught but a diversion 


Hook:
Gotta see it to believe it
Open the book and read it
Tell me all your secrets
Your powers not deleted
I promise that I’ll keep it
And I’ll let you stay alive
Not quite even exchange
But we all must pay a price
Put your hand on the book
Put your life in my hands
Not a bad deal
At least from where I stand 


Verse 3:
A troupe of phantoms, that grouped at random
The type to take some eyes or a tooth for ransom
Labeled trash or refuse and then abandoned 
Luckily for all I had some agency to hand them
I forged this gang in devotions flame
Then quenched the blade in our ocean of pain
The resources we gained sparked greed uncontained
And the forces we faced are how our power was obtained 
Master of my own fate, master of my own floor
The bastard that you all hate, who settles all his own scores/
I rock two crosses which amount to options/
For saying your prayers when you count your losses/

dubldragon. [Skeptik, Danny G] - Bandit's Secret

Fandom: Fallout 4
Character: Nick Valentine

Valentine Detective Agency

[VERSE 1]
Diamond City, you'll find him sitting, Shining pretty, 
When crimes are fishy, he's diving in, and he's finding history,
Kinda shifty, your hidings shitty, I'll find it quickly,
I'm tired of quizzing, I fire em quickly, your fried and crispy
Harriet Tubman, I'm helping out with the railroad,
Carrying something, my trunk will fill up like J Lo
Anger the gunman, you making nothing but stale dough
Manage to touch em, I thump him, you go to jail bro,
The Institute, are just picking people to flicker through,
They quick remove, and replace them basically switcheroo
They taking ages, they send in agents I pray for you,
They breaking rules, this is blatant flagrant, I make em lose,
Rock bottom hurts its too drastic sober I'm henny slurping
Blue cotton shirts, cute fabrics woven, you jelly? Perfect
Too hot my circuits, are overloading with deadly serpents
You got some work then just pass it over to Ellie Perkins,


[VERSE 2]
Be your companion from the dead zone to far harbour
Cyborg a stallion you dread chrome I'm far harder
All hope abandoned when heads blown I'm part martyr
Too raw and handsome I'm well known, Travis Barker
I'm hacking terminals, ladies come get your private dick
I'm acting merciful, you maybe you shouldn't try it kid
I'm blasting murder you, no shading where the iris is
This man is versatil, get paid in cheques for finding shit,
My chest synthetic, I'll blow your head and I wont regret it,
You'll need a medic, get slowly deaded it's so pathetic
I'm more humane than this whole plane I'm empathetic
I'm super brave and I'm getting paid handfulls of credits
I'm at peace with, the vault loads of vagrants
Try be decent, we all glow the same kid,
Never bleeding, this cyborg is painless,
Its not a secret, because you all know my name is,

CyberFunk2077 [Banditt, SynthLad] - Valentine Detective Agency

Fandom: Attack on Titan
Character: Attack Titan

Verse
Im your salvation, the future of humanity
,Ever since creation I maneuvered fuh yuh freedom
Im the suture for your sanity, Im the one you needing
when yo dreams succumb to gravity, nopeifying homicide


by open-wide, groping to keep hope alive, oversized
Immortalized, patricide pacified, dopamine
RUSH more potent than the dhovakin, no mercyI,
KillMYenemies BYanymeans, welcome to


the game, everybody is the same but I shift
and I’m different, go berserk and go to work like a doctor,
leave em looking awkward, kick em like its soccer
Imma keep emhumble, before they start to rumble


the titan shinigam, hands blam like a mini-gun,
Theres so many gone, aint taking shit from anyone,
Theres so many wronged, Im the storm before the calm
Giving hypersonic alms with open hand atomic palms


Hook x4
They bitten of our arms they bitten of our legs
So I aint gonna stop til every one of them is dead
(They bitten off our arms legs legs arm heads
They bitten off our arms legs legs arm head)




Verse
My people been herded, getting fat from preserves,
Heaven sent to devil bent, save the last for desert
Fortified, horrified, everybody sure to die
Because the one above us was thinking it’s deserved


Now we brutalized, due to lies, even if we shoot em high
Moot applies, do or die, everyday is suicide
Lord have mercy who decides, its you and you and you and I,
This aint a place for pacifists, I like to bring the pain baby


Fueled by the slain yeah, I go against the grain hey
maybe I’m a masochist, I’m doing what Im glad to do,
I do it cause I’m mad at you, I dont need the gratitude
What you had for supper, is why you catching uppercuts


I'm the funky child, born of the lords of the underground
What goes around comes around, When you hear the thunder sound
They getting torn to shreds, its why Im born and bred
Its karma for his mama but the dramas for my arm and leg


Hook x4
They bitten of our arms they bitten of our legs
So I aint gonna stop til every one of them is dead
(They bitten off our arms legs legs arm heads
They bitten off our arms legs legs arm head)




Bridge
I’m growing quick Im throwing shit cause we aint bout to coexist
Spit dripping from my lips while Im ripping through your clique
I plugged the hole up with a stone so they leave our ass alone
Now you aint gotta worry bout them coming to ya home
And once I put that armor on aint nobody harmin yall
You aint getting eaten once Ive beaten and defeated em
They’ve bitten off your arm leg leg arm head
And I aint gonna stop til every one of them is dead


Hook x4
They bitten of our arms they bitten of our legs
So I aint gonna stop til every one of them is dead
(They bitten off our arms legs legs arm heads
They bitten off our arms legs legs arm head)

Broken Pixels [Nomad, Equivalent Exchange] - A.L.L.A.H.

Fandom: Star Trek deep cuts
Character: Khan Noonien Singh. 

SPACE SEED
[#%^] 


Woke up, knife to the docs throat
No fucks, others might have lost hope
But i’m a product of the best of the 90s
And I got the best of the best behind me


A descendant of the remnants of the great clans
I like a brave man who can make plans and take stands
A depraved band of snake hands won’t make it very far
In the these great lands


Great lands in need of a new make of a man
That’s me, you can check your fuckin brain scans
Before i burn your stuff into a waste land
I will learn enough to turn your luck quicker than fate can


Ten times your strength and my mind’s intense
End of the line been to the vine
Grew into wine, i spent a lifetime 
Then i went on take whatever is mine by divine intent
That’s everything
And now time is bent in my favor
You were not meant to understand my behavior
My awful capers from the past will make me an awesome savior 
For your own sins and perversions


History repeats itself, who wins in this version?
Khan
I can only give you a hint of the burden of what it is to be a superior build build of a person

[#%^] [MessiahCarey, Jared Sparks] - Space Seed

Fandom: The Little Mermaid
Character: Ursula

Intro:
Come with me down below
Sink into my catacombs
See how deep you will go
find the spot you'll call home        
forevermore


Verse 1:
This is Armageddon, be ready when karma beckons
This class is now in session, you need to learn your lesson
This Queen is not from heaven, but divine in my confessions
This connection of rejection has lead to my transgressions
You think you have control over how my life would go
You thought I would rot in your exiled onslaught
You think I'd be controlled by such veil souls
You thought you got the villain, [laugh] I think not 


Hook:
Enter my Leviathan
Won't you explore deep within
Don't be shy, Just let me in
Come and let us taste your sin


Verse 2:
Poor little creatures you are all now my possessions
Unfortunately your saviour will have to witness this lesson
Souls eventually endure tension, Seven, controlled like weapons
Nereid was my profession until you Sirened my aggression
Sweet child, it could be undone, but that's no fun, it's just begun
Flotsam, Jetsam, My poor henchmen, your defeat will be complete
My screams will leave you deafened, your souls are mine to keep
Remember this is Armageddon, now children it's time to eat

2 Cannonz [SirenSeraph, PSX] - In Memoriam of Flotsam and Jetsam

Rating: Explicit
Original text:  https://archiveofourown.org/works/1059555
Music: Stairway to Heaven by Led Zepplin

Stairway to Heaven

Stairway to Heaven by BeautifulFiction

Rating: Mature
Summary: Sherlock is spending some time in his mind palace - so far, so normal. But why is John there, why do things keep changing and why are there only two exits from the sitting room at 221B, neither of which seem to go anywhere useful?
It's a case like no other for Sherlock Holmes and John Watson.
Original Text: archiveofourown.org/works/25280701/…apters/61291219
🧡 on AO3:
Music: Running Out by David Tobin, Jeff Meegan and Julian Gallant

Chances Are

14 Epilogue - Home From Home

**Udsendelsen er sponsoreret af Arbejdernes Landsbank**

Superligaens grundspil er halvvejs fuldendt. 11 runder af 22 er spillet. Der tegner sig et klart billede af, hvem der er på ret kurs og hvem, der ikke er.

Men noget tyder også på, at den sidste kamp i Superligaens 11. spillerunde meget vel kan blive den mest interessante, når AGF mandag aften tager imod Brøndby. Her mødes et Brøndby-hold, der kan indtage 1. pladsen igen, mens AGF pludselig befinder sig udenfor top 6 - i hvert fald for en stund. Den taler panelet, der består af fodboldtræner Rasmus Monnerup og Michael Kjær, om i dagens udsendelse, hvor der i rækkefølge tales om:
- Runden generelt (00:00:50)
- AGF-Brøndby (00:07:50)
- OB-AaB (00:28:30)
- Vejle-FC Midtjylland (00:46:15)
- SønderjyskE-FC Nordsjælland (00:58:20)
- F.C. København-Horsens (01:07:15)
- Lyngby-Randers (01:26:00)

Husk, at der også er analyse af Superligaen tirsdag morgen, når vi kigger på AGF-Brøndby. Den udsendelse bør være klar tirsdag inden middag.

I dagens udsendelse bliver der analyseret på alle kampe, men der er særligt fokus på temaer som:
- Hvor meget skal man lægge i to sejre på stribe til Jess Thorups FCK?
- Er AGFs position udenfor top 6 noget, der skal bekymre eller virker det som midlertidigt knas?
- Hvad betyder OBs fortjente sejr mod AaB fredag aften?
- Hvordan skal man analysere et Vejle-efterår, hvor holdet fik 13 point ud af 15 mulige i fem kampe for så at få 1 point ud af 15 i de næste fem?
- Bider SønderjyskE sig fast i top 6?
- Er Randers på vej til at overraske alle eksperterne?
- Hvor meget betyder banernes kvalitet i en sæson, hvor der både skal spilles helt frem til 21.12. og hvor foråret begynder 2. februar?
- Betyder banernes beskaffenhed, at nogle hold vælger en helt anden og meget direkte spillestil?
- Og mange andre temaer
Vært: Peter Brüchmann

Mediano Superliga - 11. runde med Michael Kjær og Rasmus Monnerup

The 1up Funk boys are back with a track all about their favourite subjects, THEMSELVES! They take you thgough their journey in the VPC 6, and drop some dope bars about Batman. Enjoy!

CyberFunk2077 [Banditt, SynthLad] - Valentine Detective Agency

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