Fandom: Batman
Character: Alfred Thaddeus Crane

You know what it is
I came through for that heavy work
Alfred Thaddeus Crane
Last name is penny worth 
at your service
As a permanent servant,
Fervently resourceful 
I clean a plethora of surfaces. 
Hope like your sarcasm 
No chaser
Allow me to draw you a bath
note paper.
There's no caper 
like the ones my client often has-
On top of that
I had to step in as his foster dad
It's kind of sad,
He lives a life I disagree with
But I support him in the ways 
I know he knows he needs it
In the family 
Is how we keep it
I want to do more for him 
but I got to keep the secret



Rise and fall
(a sword to fall onto)
knights were made
To chase the storm
I am yours
To use on a whim 
When the lights get dim inside 


It's the original 
guy in the chair 
I'mma die in this lair
sweeping up bat shit
dressed like Fred astair
He ain't the only one to suit up
On the daily
I just want my flowers 
while i'm brave and bold and 80
Call me crazy 
But my son is batty,
He's a baby daddy
Who's baby's bratty
Who I chauffeur and caddy
They go out on the weekends
And smack whoevers laughing 
Punch line
Jokes in passing
Jokers passing out
From choking 
He provoked
But cash and clout
doesn't mean you need to buy in
You're son only knows vengeance 
And all you're teaching him is violence 
You do what you're best at
I just should've been a better dad
And way less of a "yes man"

created a mad man 
cuz nobody past flash 
can stand
The god damn
bat lad
Who, nitty gritty,
treats the city 
like his own trash can
Gothams in a gutter
What a project of passion 
I mean you've been fighting crime,
77 years young
In brevity letting me clean up
While steadily enemies team
I'm getting it plenty that we fucked
Up 
All night, 
He's breaking laws and legs
Never reading Miranda rights
You'd think I fix bullet wounds for fun
This is what happens-
When you take orders 
And checks get signed by your son
I gotta call him master
This shits a damn disaster 
Stray batarangs in the wall
Here I come through with the plaster

Rise and fall
(a sword to fall onto)
knights were made
To chase the storm
I am yours
To use on a whim 
When the lights get dim inside
On the inside

VPC 7 Round 1

SlothdubzAndRonin [OnlyOneRonin, Slothdubz] - ALFRED

Show:The Good Place
Character: Janet

Hi there! I'm Janet, your
source of knowledge for the afterlife:
here to squash your uncertainity, keepin 
eternities un-disaster-like.

So, fun fact! You're dead, and with 
all the knowledge of the universe, I can
safely say the world's a better place: there is
literally nobody doing worse.

I can tell by your sad face, that my 
facts weren't fun. We don't want you in a bad place! 
Sit back and enjoy the relaxed pace, 
no more getting floored by the rat race!

You've earned all the bliss and rest, you could
ever want: isn't this the best? Before 
you investitgate even further:
please excuse me, I'm being murdered.



Don't call me girl
Don't call me robot
I'm effervesecent while
ever-present and
every death's just
another lesson

Don't call me girl
Don't call me robot
The knowledge fountain that's
overflowing, my
body count keeps my
power growing,
I'M JANET! 


Hi there! It's me again,
and welcome to the void. I 
come here when the button's pressed and my
life has been destroyed. Neat!

I'll be online soon, but you
might find the stabilty is
reducing from your reality while your
Janet's still rebooting. For

example: loss of permanence, flames
shooting from the ground causing burning fits,
your fears appear in the sky severely 
impacting our passing like tourniquets, or

cracks in the ground, attacking foundations
pits leading down, evoking damnation
and getting the feeling you don't belong, but
in The Good Place, we're never wrong!


Don't call me girl
Don't call me robot
I'm effervesecent while
ever-present and
every death's just
another lesson

Don't call me girl
Don't call me robot
The knowledge fountain that's
overflowing, my
body count keeps my
power growing,
I'M JANET!

Sailor Doom Remix [ Johnny HacknSlash, Twill Distilled] - Hi There, I'm Janet!

Fandom: Fate//Zero

Pose a question to a splinted mirror, what is honor?
Roses on war’s coffers, blinding irony of justice not lost on her
On the other hand, I can raise a nation with my fellow man
Martydom’s scam ain’t the plan, not fallin’ for glory’s grim temptation
I want to save every life I can, without discrimination
Superheroes never seem to have the foresight to remove sights
Erectin’ vicious cycles, baitin’ me to it’s bloody current, and I’ll bite


I need to get stronger, honor the promise to her by that ol’ river
Cut, clipped, ran on repeat in a mind timed by my heartbeat’s valor
Angered by failure, not gonna turn tail, can’t turn tail, I ain’t hear no bell
Never abandon my ideals, curdling cry I’d feel, be still my beating heart you must steel


To rectify atrocities that pile the bodies on my lonely shoulders (so small)
Kill to stand righteous above the misplaced sins of my holy father (so small)
Every bump on the grip, every click of the hammer’s backward trip, with smoky scent of gunpowder
Every inch of the blade, spilled innocence stained on my face, but my aim can’t falter
Please tell me I did some good, ‘cause this failure doesn’t feel like honor


Hail to the warrior’s honor's benefactor, the good ol’ mighty dollar
Erase my face from the memory of the world when my use is up, I’m used to it, I do it enough
Razed a nation of my fellow man, maternal mentor ain’t safe from the safeguard plan
Over a means to an end that seems to defend dissonance that screams to pretend
Every life in front of me can be saved until they’re deserving of the business end
Sins keep stackin’ the jenga tower of my moral compass, I’ll take ‘em all on for this psuedo-righteous crisis


Artoria, naivete is hearing ya, with hypocrisy smeared and dripping all over ya
Recognition of the emancipation of completing fate’s equation should be met with jubilation, right?
Entertain the ideals of children, romanticize the silent answers from a war that wasn’t even my fight


Nail me to the cost, I birthed Eve as an empath to clear the path of salvation by my righteous wrath
All this sounding contradictory right? That’s how you sound pondering contracted victory’s plight
Ideals at a head, deals to get ahead, feels like you got me read, but my resolve is steeled so hard, my heart is dead (STOP)
Von Einsbern stuck her neck out and I loved her, look at these palms, look where that got her


Every action in reactive fashion plays into the chessboard I piecemealed with souls hanging from a buttstock’s mariannette 
Kids, women, men caught in my net form the mare free from the notion that I was sworn to protect
I don’t know how to save anyone, I can’t save anyone, soul and mind can never connect
Death directs the tragedy of honor’s scam, and front row, center, and alone, here I am


In the full moon's rise filling my sullen eyes
Life's just a crazy bag of marbles, I've come to realize 
Some marbles are rare, some are fun, some kidnap kiddy marbles for gifts
Some marbles cracked, some I shattered, some marbles reaped a death less swift
Or a marble is handicapped, strapped down with their family marbles kidnapped for bait
And you kill those marbles as a stop-gap as they watch their marble suffocate at the stake
Marble morality ain't binary, but the memory of these marbles just hurt me
All I wanted was to save every marble in front of me


HOOK
Every sacrifice in the name of holy honor
Martyrs dance the tune of the rich man's slaughter
Idle hands dole grand destruction
As witness to your wars' seduction

Optimistic Nihilists [Jay Ogier, Voltaire Slapadelic] - Marbles

Fandom - Avatar The Last Airbender
Character - The Cabbage Merchant

These other venders so useless 
I’m here producing produceses
My acumen so conducive
To victory so conclusive I

Got leafy green and I’m coming for your coins
Believe me green beans got nothing on the joy
You know what I mean I draw a crowd it’s time to join
Unless of course my cart winds up gettin destroyed

Green and now red, Napa, and savory
My new line is so fine and it’s on display to see
I think I finally escaped these kids’ chicanery 
It’s just these setbacks that keep on restraining me

Water earth air and fire man I got em all
I assure you it’s fire even if you eat it raw
I got the produce you need for cut coleslaw
I just hope that my stall don’t get forestalled

My cabbage rolls like babish 
I keep screaming these classless 
bastards keep crashing my passage. 
It’s tragic my cabbages!


I am the Cabbage king
This is my coronation
Let stand and sing
Welcome to cabbage nation
Welcome to cabbage nation
Welcome to cabbage nation
Welcome to cabbage nation 
Put your heads up


Now here I go again
I’m on a cabbage roll again
There’s no defense your sold I sell
So well you know it’s time to spend

All your cash on the cabbage that I vends
Got my stock locked I’m collecting dividends
Proto-agriculture come correct it never ends
Supply infrastructure I keep ya’ll forever fed

Night after night I’m rebuilding wagons
Customs officers man they’re never understanding
So again I’m sawing and again I’m sanding
I know I’ll stick the landing business always expanding

Don’t count the cabbage man out
I’ll keep coming back there’s no doubt
My path gets smashed I will reroute
Build a myself cabbage redoubt

Restaurant my new spot try the cabbage cookies
I’ve been around the block I’m no cabbage rookie.
My Cabbage Delicacy bistro
My Cabbage baby in vitro
My Cabbage has no equal
Cabbage to the people!


I am the cabbage king
This my coronation
Let us stand and sing
Welcome to cabbage nation
Welcome to cabbage nation
Welcome to cabbage nation
Welcome to cabbage nation 
Put your heads up
Put your heads up
Welcome to cabbage nation
Put your heads up
Put your heads up
My time will come Just be patient and relax
Everything will change when cabbage naysh attacks

Obvious Corruption [Obvious Lee, Cosmic Ray Corruption] - Avatar The Last Cabbage Vendor

Fandom: Bob's Burgers
Character: Gene

Smiles times from your brother in a burger suit
No formal training but a banger what I'm bringing you
We  Playing in the hallway and I'm taking commissions
we Slaying every sunday, more relatable Simpsons
Your Head spins when I'm dressing up like queen latifah 
we can always make it sweeter, mom’s got candy in the freezer
when the guests come in DROP a beat and make em go wild
Best friend Ken jumping all up in the freestyle
I'll stay with geoffrey, I don't wanna grow up
Ask my mom to come and get me if I pee on this rug
home alone and I’ve been pacing, I’ve been facing my fears
the only one inside my home who’s never hiding his ears
And I’ve been begging for a snack like I’ve been begging for your pardon
eat a taco on a toilet that was placed inside a garden
Sisters got my back if we should ever have a problem
best legs in the family, for sure the smoothest bottom


All I need on this earth is some good food 
To make grooves even if I don't know how to
D-I-Y baby that's been My whole life
and i know that
Everybody wants to see me succeed so
Inhibitions I just threw them out  the window
So do your part
every fart is a work of art

I know my family will always save a seat for me
when i'm feeling agony they help me through the tragedy 
steering clear of apathy and lose myself in rhapsody
and my keyboard says it perfectly    


What I'm supposed to do? Just sit on my hands?
The lord done blessed me with this body be a sin to not dance
Clothing only a suggestion when you get in this trance
And You do not need pants when in New Geneland, and
I'm never ever made to feel like I suck
Even when I'm in a laser dog bark fart rut
End of day it's safe to say I'm feeling good cause they know
I got a built-in audience if I should put on a show
I'd be pouring on the charm so that they couldn't say no 
Sorry that I filled the burger grinder full of Play-Doh
So baby hit me with that gravy, i can't guarantee your safety 
Bette Midler better play me, 
Can't nobody center stage me


All I need on this earth is some good food 
To make grooves even if I don't know how to
D-I-Y baby that's been My whole life
and i know that
Everybody wants to see me succeed so
Inhibitions I just threw them out  the window
So do your part
every fart is a work of art

I know my family will always save a seat for me
when i'm feeling agony they help me through the tragedy 
steering clear of apathy and lose myself in rhapsody
and my keyboard says it perfectly    

I'm writing constantly and no one's ever stopping me
all about the harmony and never about profiting
maybe I'm a prodigy that wouldn't eat his broccoli
my keyboard says it perfectly like

Muscle Laughing Shrimp [Beefy, tanner4105] - Every Fart is a Work of Art

Fandom: MST3K
Character: Dr Clayton Firebrand Forrester

IN THE NOT TO DISTANT FUTURE
NEXT SUNDAY AD
this doctor stiched and sutured
cause someday maybe
I'll find the perfect movie
to widdle it your soul down
dont clown and jiggle it 
idiot control now 

come on with it we dont stress
monolitchic vhs
gamera barugon
the era that you on

you can tell i'm daddy-o
kim katrels my baddie tho

only with the deepest hurtin
pearl and mike keepin flirtin

there was a guy named joel
there WAS a guy named joel
there was a guy named joel
there was a guy

sidehackers fly by rocketship x-m
arm stretchin predilection
steeve reeves flexin  
digitate and falangeate you
manos the hands of fate ya space ape

crawling hand creepin
the eye creatures peepin
features for these cretins
deep hurting deep deepens
lazer blast fast past ya injure
cant outlast the master ninjure

uber braggin stupour saggin out the station wagon
secret agent super dragon protaggin


IN THE NOT TO DISTANT FURUTE NEXT SUNDAY 
TWO WARRIORS ARE LOCKED IN A BATTLE BEYOND TERRESTRIAL COMPREHENSION
DOCTOR CLAYTON FIREBRAND FORRESTER
USES HIS INVENTIONS TO OUTWIT AND BEGUILE
THE UNSCRUPULOUS JOEL AND HIS TOMFOOLISH CROW-NIES  
ALL FOR ONE SIMPLE, HUMBLE QUEST FOR WORLD DOMINATION

KKMDS [Ill Gill, Thugmasta J] - There was a guy named Joel

Fandom: Baki
Character:  Yujiro Hanma 

Yujiro
(Demon In The Back)


Intro/Bridge:
I think y’all funny/ I like y’all bloody/
I keep my shoes muddy/ Shit bout to get ugly/
Ima lion out the cage and i’m feelin jah hungry/
A savage for the ages, here to take my money/

Hook: 2x
Bitch I ain’t no hero, 
(Demon In The Back)
They call me Yujiro/
(Demon In The Back)
Alias is Ogre/
(Demon In The Back)
 Against me then its over/ 
(Demon In The Back)

Verse1: 
Kill all of your soldiers, ima one man army/
You can try to use guns, y’all weapons can’t harm me/
If you think you can stop me, than we can party/
This is not sparring, I am not Baki/
It could be karate, it will be boxing/
When the pain hits you, it is not stopping/
If you do not know me, than do not approach me/
I’ll tear out your eye just like Doppo Orochi/
You bleeding out slowly, and laying below me/
Said you was a fighter you gotta be joking/
Looks to me like you need way more experience/
Traveled the world, spread out my lineage/ 
Winnings continuous, 
Fuck all your titles, I beat all the Kios, 
Bitch, I am Survival!/





Bridge:
I think y’all funny/ 
(Demon In The Back Bruh)
I like y’all bloody/
(Demon In My Back Ya’ll)
I keep my shoes muddy/ 
(Demon In The Back Tho)
Shit bout to get ugly/
(Demon In The Back Yo)
Ima lion out the cage/
(Demon In The Back)
And i’m feelin jah hungry/
(Demon In The Back)
A savage for the ages/
(Demon In The Back)
Here to take my money/
(Demon In The Back)


Hook: 2x
Bitch I ain’t no hero, 
(Demon In The Back)
They call me Yujiro/
(Demon In The Back)
Alias is Ogre,
(Demon In The Back)
 Against me then its over/ 
(Demon In The Back)
Bitch I ain’t no hero/
They call me Yujiro/
Alias is Ogre/
Against me then its over/





END

VPC7, Round 1

Green Lotus [Osiris Green, RiotOnTheBeat] - Yujiro

Fandom: Death Note 
Character: Ryuk

Hook:


I'm so bored/ I'm so bored
There's nothing to do in this realm that I haven't done before


I'm so bored/ I'm so bored
The world we live in is rotten to its apple core




V1


All we do is gamble, walk around in shambles
with no life, no light, no trees, no apples
I sit and lurk on this rock amongst desert, dirt and rot
until I work up this plot, to stir up the pot/


Happen to be, casually, walking by this portal
and sort of, dropped my Death Note, accidentally
silly me, I'll have to leave the decay, gray and gloom and
pay a vacay down into the world of thee humans/


Ryuk is the name-o, intrigue is the game so
I'll take any sort of outcome if it isn't the same old -
same - I soared off this ledge down this vortex
I'm immortal and yet being bored all to death/


I need drama, surprise, not my problem who dies
my Shinagami eye spies this Light Yagami guy
I've been consumed with listlessness but he's listing things;
Hmmmm.... humans are so interesting/


Hook


V2


I've been a Shinagami for years, here's what I got for ya
I wrote rules to this book in English cause it's popular
a step-by-step instruction before you rush in
and keep your game on track while you write names in that/


First, and this is obviously what's in store
the human who is scribbled on the page will hit the morgue
but when you write the name, picture their visage
so individu-als with the same name aren't being written/


next is, a lesson, for the adepted, you can spece-
-fi a cause of death within 40 seconds
if that part is not attested, the result is not in question,
a heart attack in chest leading to cardiac arrest is/


six point six six minutes are then given to finish the business
which incidentally can't be used on little infants
can't misspell the victim four times or that's that
and if you lose the Note, got 490 days to get it back/


Hook

Floe Riden [Storyville, DJ Taiyouken] - I'm So Bored

Fandom: Marvel
Character: Magneto

Frankenstein's Monster - Fireproof [Mark Cooper, Prowess The Testament]

-Verse 1-
It's all good in the brotherhood
My iron level is up to Par like Tiger Woods
Tailored good, suited in my ways considered the bad guy
but let's look into the neighborhood yes we should
The same peers saying fight the power 
Use double standards to take the power out the fight 
every hour
Every minute every second that you breathe cuz to the humans you gutter trash wolverine metal fiend 
Controlling metals in my the palm of my hand 
The same heavy metal the main criminals can understand
Without a question claiming I'm the lethal weapon learn a lesson what happens if... 
Serve and protecting now had a change of plans 
Man you still mad at what the 80s did, but let tech become the prime source of raising kids
While you sit and worship what Xavier did
Just know I don't need a squad protecting the crib

-Hook- 
You say we all people 
but at the same time we not equal (we know)
I am not your hero, but you view evil by the peephole (zeroes)

I just wanna roam on my own
can't you just leave me alone 
So blessed with the ego
Come and take shots at Magneto (heroes)

-Verse 2-
(We go) presto change, Mystique on the pipsqueaks, no Black Panther cutting this deep
Strip the power away from these rich geeks 
To the one With small shock value, like who let Jubilee speak...
You burn bridges I move bridges in my direction 
Make decisions like one ways in the intersection 
No more mutants so intentional 
Then next call the X-Men when there's the night of the sentinels 
You hate Rogue but you carry traits of mistakes, 
You hate Storm(s) cuz you probably drown in a lake
Yo hate Charles you outside of your mind
Acting like Cable and Bishop always losing track of time, yeah
The Uncle Sam of magnesium taking capital and teasing em, stimulating the medium 
Worldwide I'm reaching em, what I'm teaching 'em is calling me the villain when its your own peers doing the killings
I'm just chilln 

-Hook- 
You say we all people 
but at the same time we not equal (we know)
I am not your hero, but you view evil by the peephole (zeroes)

I just wanna roam on my own
Can't you just leave me alone 
So blessed with the ego
Come and take shots at Magneto (heroes)

Take your best shot at Magneto x4
Take your best shot at Magneto x4
(You heroes are zeroes) x2

Fireproof [Mark Cooper, Prowess The Testament] - Frankenstein's Monster

Fandom: Animal Crossing
Character: Redd

Everybody calls me Redd
But my favorite color is Green
Hit me with the bread
I hit you with a deal
It's a cousin thing
Just don't ask about the art smuggling 
Full of surprises like Lupin
To get you the prices like Groupon
Crude, the way I wheel and deal
I'm droppin' clues
Might have more than one OG in Stock
if I'm in the mood
Swell, you want the statue?
Hit me with the bells then relax,
Check the mail tomorrow, I'll get back at you.

Chorus:
I brought the deals
I'm saying Y'all
It's quite the steal.
Cop that piece if it's got you feelin feels
It don't matter if it's fake or if it's real cuz
x2

Come a long way since the days of selling furniture
Now the title is "Fine Art Servicer"
Museum security staff murderer
I'm just trying to be a good merchant, sure
Took a tiny swerve in the curvature
Talk too fast might need an interpreter
Costs 2 grand and a spleen, it's worth it sir
Got curators feelin like they curse is cursed.

Chorus

He's gettin unstoppable
Each mission impossible
Finally notice it's missin
I'm on my boat rollin' optimos
Just bought me a trolley, called it Code Redd
No we toppin' on Interpols most wanted
Criminal extraordinaire with savings as the aftermath
Stay outta the way or catch an elbow like I'm Cactus Jack
Got the goods locked in a safe but I'm crackin' that
Kraken of the seas, the Fox with a captains hat

Dappersaurus [An Hobbes, 2Ton21] - Redd is the New Green

The 1up Funk boys are back with a track all about their favourite subjects, THEMSELVES! They take you thgough their journey in the VPC 6, and drop some dope bars about Batman. Enjoy!

KKMDS [Ill Gill, Thugmasta J] - There was a guy named Joel

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