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DAVE MCLOUD／／MIKADO


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“To be merciful is God’s, while to act is man’s.”
– Philippines Proverb

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“It’s difficult to wake up someone who is pretending to be asleep.”
– Philippines Proverb

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“A quiet person hides his anger.”
– Philippines Proverb

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“News has wings, while the ground has ears.”
– Philippines Proverb

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“If someone throws a rock at you, throw him bread.”
– Philippines Proverb

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“A brave person will face a situation no matter how dreadful.”
– Philippines Proverb

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“Be like a rice stalk, the more grains it bears, the lower it bows.”
– Philippines Proverb

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“Nothing destroys iron except its own rust.”
– Philippines Proverb

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“The pain in the little finger is felt by the whole body.”
– Philippines Proverb

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“A desperate person will cling to a knife-edge.”
– Philippines Proverb

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“Every jungle has a snake.”
– Philippines Proverb

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“A broom is sturdy because its strands are tightly bound.”
– Philippines Proverb

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“A clear conscience is far more valuable than money.”
– Philippines Proverb

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“A diligent person will soon prosper. “
– Philippines Proverb

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“A person who does not remember where they came from will never reach their destination. “
– Philippines Proverb

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“A country without freedom is like a prisoner with shackled hands.”
– Philippines Proverb

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“A good character is a real beauty that never fades.”
– Philippines Expression and Saying

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“A sincere invitation is accompanied by a pull.”
– Philippines Expression and Saying

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“You work for it, but others benefited from it.”
– Philippines Expression and Saying

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“When the blanket is short, learn to curl for you to fit in it.”
– Philippines Expression and Saying

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“Wherever you go, habit follows.”
– Philippines Expression and Saying

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“What is beauty if the brain is empty.”
– Philippines Expression and Saying

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“Whatever the tree, so is the fruit.”
– Philippines Expression and Saying

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“Whatever you borrowed, return it, so next time they will still lend.”
– Philippines Expression and Saying

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“Whatever you do, think about it seven times.”
– Philippines Expression and Saying

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“Where there is gossip, there will be arguing.”
– Philippines Expression and Saying

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“Wherever you find sugar, you’ll find ants.”
– Philippines Expression v

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May pakpak ang balita, may tainga ang lupa.
News has wings, while the ground has ears. Mahirap gisingin ang nagtutulug-tulugan. It’s difficult to wake up someone who is pretending to be asleep. Lahat ng gubat ay may ahas. Every jungle has a snake. Ang taong gipit, sa patalim kumakapit. A desperate person will cling to a knife. Ang naglalakad nang matulin, pag natinik ay malalim. A person who walks fast will have a deeper wound when he is pricked. Ang hindi lumingon sa pinanggalingan, hindi makakarating sa paroroonan. A person who does not remember where he came from will never reach his destination. Ang sakit sa kalingkinan ay ramdan ng buong katawan. The pain in the little finger is felt by the whole body. Ang palay ay parisan, habang nagkakalaman ay lalong nagpugpugay. Be like a rice stalk, the more grains it bears, the lower it bows. Ang nakatikip na bibig ay hindi pinapasukan ng langaw. A fly will not enter a closed mouth. Pag binato ka ng bato, batuhin mo ng tinapay. If someone throws a rock at you, throw him bread. The greatest glory in living lies not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall. -Nelson Mandela
The way to get started is to quit talking and begin doing. -Walt Disney
Your time is limited, so don't waste it living someone else's life. Don't be trapped by dogma – which is living with the results of other people's thinking. -Steve Jobs
If life were predictable it would cease to be life, and be without flavor. -Eleanor Roosevelt
If you look at what you have in life, you'll always have more. If you look at what you don't have in life, you'll never have enough. -Oprah Winfrey
If you set your goals ridiculously high and it



11.Festina lente.Hurry slowly.An oxymoronic phrase attributed to Augustus.Genius if you ask me.Equivalent to “more haste, less speed”,festina lente essentially encourages you to proceed quickly,but cautiously.12.Barba non facit philosophum.A beard doesn’t make one a philosopher.Want to sweep everyone off their feet with your erudite ways?Use this Latin phrase instead of its English equivalent:“clothes don’t make the man”.Or the similar cucullus non facit monachum (“the hood does not make the monk”).13.De gustibus non est disputandum.Of tastes there is nothing to be disputed.Different phrase,same story.You’re welcome.14.Timeo Danaos et dona ferentes.I fear Greeks even if they bring gifts.Similar to equo ne credite (“do not trust the horse”).The phrase belongs to Laocoön when he supposedly warned his fellow Trojans against accepting the wooden horse from the Greeks.Nowadays,this expression can be used figuratively between friends.15.Dulce est desipere in loco.It is sweet on occasion to play the fool./It is pleasant to relax once in a while.By Horace in ‘Odes’.Criminally underused genius Latin phrase.I trust you shall change this.16.Audentes fortuna iuvat.Fortune favors the bold.Supposedly Pliny the Elder’s last words before leaving the docks at Pompeii to rescue his friend Pomponianus from the eruption of Vesuvius in 79.The phrase also appears in Virgil’s Aeneid.17.Ita vero.Thus indeed.Funny thing about Romans.Apparently,they had no word for ‘yes’,so they went with ita vero instead.18.Lupus in fabula.The wolf in the story.The Latin equivalent of “speak of the devil”.When you speak of someone and they suddenly appear,almost as if you were summoning them,this proverb is perfect.19.Memento vivere.Remember to live.We all heard about memento mori (“remember that you [have to] die”),but apparently a more optimistic view over life also existed.20.Risus abundat in ore stultorum.Laughter is abundant in the mouth of fools.Similar to per risum multum poteris cognoscere stultum (“by excessive laughter one can recognize the fool”).Do you have that one friend who laughs at their own jokes even before saying them?If yes,then this saying is for them.Only if they are not easily offended,of course.21.Surdo oppedere.To belch before the deaf.You gotta love the Latin language.After learning of this phrase’s existence,I no longer regarded my attempt to learn as many Latin phrases as possible as futile.If it wasn’t obvious enough, surdo oppedere refers to a useless action.22.Aut Caesar aut nihil.Either Caesar or nothing.Or “all or nothing”.This was the personal motto of the infamous Italian cardinal Cesare Borgia.Nowadays,the expression can be used to denote the absolute aspiration to be the best.23.Mortuum flagellas.You are flogging a dead man.Have you ever criticized someone who did not feel remorse over their actions?This phrase is exactly about that but said in a much more creative and interesting way.Gotta remember this one.1.Si vis amari ama.If you want to be loved,love.Written by Seneca in the sixth of his letters to Lucilius.The phrase has a double interpretation:‘only loving souls can inspire love’ and ‘you cannot ask for love from those you do not love yourself’.2.Amor vincit omnia.Love conquers all.Famously attributed to the Latin poet Virgil,this popular Latin phrase is also the title of a painting by the Italian Baroque artist Caravaggio.3.Ubi amor,ibi dolor.Where (there is) love,there (is) pain.No matter how beautiful, love can also hurt.This expression refers to the pain love can inflict upon one’s soul especially if we’re talking about unrequited love.4.Amor et melle et felle est fecundissimus.Love is rich with both honey and venom.It seems that love was no different in Ancient Rome.This quote appeared in Titus Maccius Plautus’ play ‘Cistellaria’.5.Hei mihi!Quod nullis amor est medicabilis herbis.Oh me!Love can not be cured by herbs.From Ovid’s ‘Metamorphoses’.We know your pain,Ovid.#1.Carpe Diem.Seize the day.Okay,let’s start with an 

I just suck at life and i am always dead inside lmao.

DAVE MCLOUD／／MIKADO

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