pov: Chris Rock just told another GI Jane joke in public

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honda actys when the road goes up a slight incline:

"Rw w rwreer erw rw wrwrerewr rear rear rear rear rear."

finally figured out how to make my own stems. Couldn't get the sounds of the synth but got the drums

anyways here

Hank Built A Very Strange Machine (Completed)

Talk CORY

MitchiriNeko March is my life why can't you accept that dad

it's time for the meowment you've been waiting for

sans experiences ego death and rebirth [ASMR]

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Like my fake ads? Try my HOUR AND A HALF of fake talk radio and ads, produced for the game Postal 4! Starring a big collection of talented voice actors! | https://soundcloud.com/captaincomedy/kdtf-radio-comedy-station-from-postal-4

remember when the pinhead CEO of pepsico said this stupid shit about doritos during an interview?

"(Women) don't like to crunch too loudly in public. And they don't lick their fingers generously and they don't like to pour the little broken pieces and the flavor into their mouth."

"We are looking at (Doritos for women) ... low-crunch, the full taste profile, not have so much of the flavor stick on the fingers, and how can you put it in a purse? Because women love to carry a snack in their purse."

[https://www.nytimes.com/2018/02/06/business/lady-doritos-indra-nooyi.html]


well here is some speculative ad work i did for pepsico. now someone hire me for real VO work please. thanks, bye

twitter ver: https://twitter.com/captaincomedy/status/975832199097470977

music from youtube audio library: https://www.youtube.com/audiolibrary/music

silent partner - drop and roll
silent partner - marvin's dance
silent partner - sun spots
jingle punks - orange blanket
jingle punks - killing with kindness

Spec Ads: Doritos for Girls

Trapped Hams

And I'm CUMMIN

Waters Of Helltower

Number One Gentleman

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Fun With Superman

Stay safe, mein Freunde...and make sure to stay away from the scharfe sosse.

YT: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZa_r08Yq78

Source List:
Rammstein - Du Hast
Mark Ronson - Uptown Funk
Yello - Oh Yeah
Thomas Dolby - Hot Sauce
Daft Punk - Voyager
Twenty One Pilots - Level of Concern
Zomboy - Vancouver Beatdown

Hast Sauce // Menge Besorgnis

If you want to reupload my soundcloud tracks, i am fine with it as long as you give me credit and doing it non-commercially.

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