how could you corrupt something as literally satanic as carpenter brut?

this site sucks. i fucking hate these people.

there was a gap in comments here, so i filled it

The exact moment I knew I was gay is when I first started watching SpongeBob. I didn't know what it was about him that made me want him so badly, but every time an episode came on my dick became rock solid. I knew I wanted to do more than merely watch this sponge. I wanted to fuck his tight little juicy asshole. For years, I dreamed of pounding him from behind and filling him with my cum and watching it drip out of his pores. However, no matter how many times I choked my chicken to the mere thought of him, my lust for this sexy succulent sea sponge could not be satisfied. I tried everything, body pillows, dolls, even hiring a prostitute to dress up in a SpongeBob costume and suck my cock. Nothing was good enough. So, I made it my number one goal to create a hyper-realistic SpongeBob sex doll, so my fantasies could finally be brought to life. No longer will those who also have a unquenchable thirst for Mr. SquarePants have to dream of releasing their sticky seed inside of his anal cavity, for they can now enjoy the real thing. But, creating this sex doll would not be an easy task, and this I knew. That's why I need your help to fund this Kickstarter. For donating $20, you get a T-shirt that says "I'm gay for SpongeBob SquarePants." For $40, you get the shirt and a coffee cup decorated with the finest SpongeBob rule 34. For $60, you get SpongeBob anal beads. For $100, you get a SpongeBob fleshlight that you can jizz in or whatever, plus all the other shit. Anything less than $20, and I'll just cum in a shoe box and mail it to your door, because fuck you I don't need your peasant change. I would like to make the world a better place with this SpongeBob sex doll, because I believe that everyone deserves the right to stick their dick in a fictional sponge from a kid's show.

VLÁÓÓÓ

Code Stress

I uploaded the instrumental, but here's the entire thing. (limited space on here, sucks, btw. :<)

Together We Ride Dat Booty

Puddi Boy Swag

Twerkoff Against Smithy

oh boy

gotta love workin hard for several weeks trying to make a new mashup only to make another uptown funk one at 2:30 in the morning

Everybody Funk Around

2013 mashup
image source: pixiv.net/member.php?id=65404

Wario's Bizarre Adventure

"Carpenter Brut -Roller Mobster" and "Renai Circulation" mashup

Umm yeah, nice font there soundcloud.

Roller Circulation

Made for @ZachCG's JoJo's Core and @bannedfromsc's Pillar men cypher. Submit to them.
Songs used:
Awaken (Pillar Men Theme) - JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Battle Tendency
IDFWU - Big Sean
Lord of the Game - Death Grips
Mighty Morphin Foreskin - Captain Murphy



Awaken Pillar Memes

Didn't want to post this on my main account, because I'm running out of minutes there. Also, hasn't this already been done before?

Check here on more details:
https://soundcloud.com/monotonemonkey/super-mashup-3d-world-announcement

Beep Block Slide Part 2 [Super Mashup 3D World]

Ballad of a Gay Letter

Master

World's End Burnout

"Party Rock Anthem" is a song by American music duo LMFAO

boing boing, made another funny hololive joke

SiIva link: https://youtu.be/GJbD4Ye6Nik
Art by Kyatori

CREDITS
Original Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5y3xh8gs24c&ab_channel=MoriCalliopeCh.hololive-EN

Original Rap/Lyrics/Vocals by: Calliope Mori
Twitter: @moricalliope
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCL_qhgtOy0dy1Agp8vkySQg

Original Track/ Mix by: kokorobeats a.k.a K’s/Coro
Twitter: @kokorobeats
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/kokorobeats

Pulsar RIP

Here it is, will commission better thumbnail when I have money

Gadget 4

E • MO • TION

If you want to reupload my soundcloud tracks, i am fine with it as long as you give me credit.

Roller Circulation

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