Here's a little about me 
Firstly .. Im NOT a Virgin 
Secondly .. My middle name isn't DANGER 
I like walkin along the beach at night time pokin dead things with a stick 
I also LOVE eating dirt 
I've also discovered a passion for collecting paper clips an then glueing them to my nose
I'm good in an egg an a spoon race 
I'm married to four poor desperate women an I have 19 children , maybe 20 I can't remember 
All my pictures in my profile were taken about 26 years ago an I have also put on an extra 184 kilos since then 
I'm so fat as I haven't been out of my Bed in 9 years but I'm very lucky to be on the dole an receive $346 a week and they supply me with an assistant named princess She feeds me wipes my bum an gets my cask and wine on a daily basis 
I never go surfing but hate people that do 
In fact I hate everybody all together an I'm only interested in meeting a nice sexy slim female to scratch my hairy back at
Night before I sleep 
I don't go outside of broadbeach and don't need too as I've had foxtell installed an now I can watch the discovery channel all night long but 
I'd really rather watch Internet PORN 
I really Like watchin the disco an I really
Hope one day I'll own myself an iPod 
at night I dress up as a spider and I fight crime then after midnight I turn into a SEX MANIAC
due to the economic state I'm also forgoing all bathing an washing rituals

Recording Artist | Producer

Long Island, New York 

Trap Music With A Twist Of Jazz, Hip Hop And Soul

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