The Shroud

Summertime

Everyone is sick.

Darling

I am sensitive.

Girl comes over started talking to me
she said, baby what's your quandary
I said, I don't know the meaning of this life i live in
and stared down into my bottle of gin
Think I'm in love with someone I don't want
And I could kill for chocolate croissant
I'm in the mood for some herbal tea
that's when she turned and she said to me, she said

It's ok steve, you're just on your period
you're just on your period and that's just what's up
so shut the front door

Started talking to this girl that I know
Said all these men treating her like a hoe
she started whining about the clothes she fits in
and how she tries so hard to be thin
felt like I was listening for a day
'bout how all the good men are gay
she wishes people wouldn't wear fur
that's when i turned and I said to her

It's ok girl you're just on your period 
you're just on your period and that's what's up
so shut the front door

oh, and a back rub, wouldn't go amiss
bar of chocolate's less commitment than a kiss
oh, and i don't know what it is I want from this
bar of chocolate's less commitment than a kiss

Everyone is sick.

T00BA