Alright Asuka kinnies, explain this one

Sources:
Panic! At The Disco - Nine in the Afternoon
Neon Genesis Evangelion - Komm Süsser Tod

Nine in the Asuka

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Not missing out on this album. Nope. No siree bob.

Times Were Tough For Arnold & The Gang

Super Grand Dad (SoundClown)

The original, unedited audio track. Warning: it's explicit, and very loud.

Loudest Ever (unedited)

breakdance beach, too has the same bpm (or at least similar enough)

but its not as funny as this, id say.

Is it Too Late to Make a Same BPM Joke

i've been pretty busy lately

DK Rap (Gorilla Version)

Free download listed under "More". 
Thank you for 100 followers AND 20k total plays in the same day! You guys are amazing.

Sources (In order of appearance)
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Neil Cicierega - Wow Wow
Takahiro Yamada - Snow Halation
Childish Gambino - Sweatpants
Ian Carter - Asian Jake Paul
Satoru Kōsaki - Motteke! Sailor Fuku
Gorillaz -Feel Good Inc.
Childish Gambino - Bonfire
Máni Svavarsson - We Are Number One
Childish Gambino - 3005
Uncle Jobel saying "Grand Dad"
Main Theme - The Flintstones: Rescue of Dino and Hoppy
Death Grips - Lord of the Game
Death Grips - Takyon
Kenichi Tokoi - Unknown From M.E.
PSY - Gangnam Style

Wow Wow, 100 Followers! (And 20k Plays!)

Yes, I know that this is from https://soundcloud.com/lf3409583/500-followers but people wanted me to upload it separately.

(I'm still out of ideas)

Wonderwall Girl

You Never Saw It Coming

You have permission to use my silly jokes, but I'd like to know/be credited. It makes me happy. :D

Loudest Ever (unedited)

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