No need to walk around me, you can’t 
Might want to invest in a chair or just stand
Because the money’s out, I’m broke, it’s gone  
I spent it all on this couch
  
It’s red, flammable
It’s soft, tangible
You’re hot, dangerous
A little scared of us
It’s red, flammable
It’s soft, tangible 
You’re hot, dangerous
A little scared of us

We aren’t scared of the couch
It was so damn expensive
Now we can’t afford any fear
Why are you sitting on the floor

Television, I deleted
What’s there to do in the dark
There’s plenty of space to sit 
Or even you know what

You can take up the whole couch
I’ll just sit on your back
So you can’t get up
When the graphics fail again

It’s red, flammable
It’s soft, tangible
You’re hot, dangerous
A little scared of us
It’s red, flammable
It’s soft, tangible
You’re soft, tangible
You’re hot, flammable

We aren’t scared of the couch
It was so damn expensive
Now we can’t afford any fear
Why are you sitting on the floor

Burned my corn flakes again
These roommates won’t stop screaming
Accidentally deleted the phone 
Couldn't remember the number for 911

But we can’t leave now
I just bought this couch
And if it can’t fit through the door
Delete the door so you can’t leave too

Television, I deleted
What’s there to do in the dark
There’s plenty of space to sit 
Or even you know what

You can take up the whole couch
I’ll just sit on your back
So you can’t get up
When the graphics fail again
 
We aren’t scared of the couch
It was so damn expensive
Now we can’t afford any fear
Why are you sitting on the floor

I Spent $900 On A Couch For My Sims

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