It's the ten crew commandments, what?
Imposta can't tell me nothing about this task
Can't tell me nothing about this crew, this ship, my hustlin' Impostas
Impostas on the corner I ain't forget you impostas, my triple beam impostas

I've been in this game for years, it made me an animal
It's rules to this ship, I wrote me a manual
A step-by-step booklet for you to get
Your game on track, not your wig pushed back

Rule Number Uno, never let the crew know
How much imposta you hold cause you know
The game breed jealousy 'specially
If that crew stressed up, get they task messed up

Number 2, never let 'em know your next move
Don't you know impostas move in silence and violence?
Take it from your highness
I done squeezed mad tasks at these cats for their trust and votes

Number 3, never trust no-bo-dy
Your crew'll set that task up, properly gassed up
vented and masked up, ship, for that fast buck
They be laying in the medbay to light that cast up

Number 4, I know you heard this before
Never kill crew while youre in view

Number 5, never fake no task where they can ask
I don't care if they want a ounce, tell 'em bounce!

Number 6, that voting credit? Dead it
You think a crewmate paying you back, ship forget it!

7, this rule is so underrated
Keep your venting and crewmates completely separated
killers and tasks don't mix like 2 crew and no you
Find yourself in serious ship

Number 8, never keep no sus on you!
Them cats that squeeze your throat can hold votes too

Number 9 shoulda been Number 1 to me,
If you ain't gettin' bagged stay away from lime green
If impostas think you snitchin' they ain't trying to listen
They be sittin' in your kitchen, waiting to start hittin'

Number 10, a strong word called ejection
Strictly for dead men, not for live-men
If you ain't got the imposter, say "hell no!"
'Cause they gon' want the crewmates rain sleet hail snow

Follow these rules you'll have mad wins to break up
If not, play amongus on the wake up
Slug hit your pc, watch your frames shake up
Caretaker did your makeup, when you passed
You voted my man Jake up, heard in three weeks
You slept a whole half a day up
Heard you suck as crewmate, and cant work your way up
Gotta go gotta go, more games to make up, word up

Ten Crew Commandments (Ten Crack Commandments Parody)

Amigus

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