prod by tunnA Beatz

Oh, shit, my computer, it's haunted
Just when I finally got the game that I've been wanting
It's actin all weird sayin resource exhausted
Control Alt Delete and man, everything halted
Reach on over and I hold down the button
Seven seconds later all my programs are shuttin
Right before it powers down it stops all a sudden
and up pops a message box, its written in Russian

Please, help me, my computer is cursed
Please, help me, these things are the worst
Please, I didn't do anything wrong, I swear
Please, help me, I'm getting scared

Ohhhhhh my computer is haunted
Woahhhh my computer is haunted
Ohhhhhh his computer is haunted
Woahhhh his computer is haunted

Ohhhhhh your computer is haunted
Woahhhh your computer is haunted
Ohhhhhh all computers are haunted
Woahhhh all computers are haunted

I don't know what I'm looking at, I don't know what I see
But right in the center it clearly says "BTC"
Reboot the computer and it takes over my screen
Translate on my phone says something about the key
I call up my friend and he tries to log on
Few seconds later he tells me my data's gone
Next day get the mail I'm clippin coupons
Gotta buy a new computer on amazon.com

Please, help me, my computer is cursed
Please, help me, these things are the worst
Please, I didn't do anything wrong, I swear
Please, help me, I'm getting scared

Ohhhhhh my computer is haunted
Woahhhh my computer is haunted
Ohhhhhh his computer is haunted
Woahhhh his computer is haunted

Ohhhhhh your computer is haunted
Woahhhh your computer is haunted
Ohhhhhh all computers are haunted
Woahhhh all computers are haunted

I guess I shoulda just stuck with league of legends
Even though it always got me oh so stressin
Even when my team is always comin in second
At least it didn't leave my data oh so threatened
The worst part is that I didn't even get to play
The game that I had wanted was frozen on my display
I guess maybe next time I'll suck it up and pay
Instead of gettin played by the pirate bay

Please, help me, my computer is cursed
Please, help me, these things are the worst
Please, I didn't do anything wrong, I swear
Please, help me, I'm getting scared

Ohhhhhh my computer is haunted
Woahhhh my computer is haunted
Ohhhhhh his computer is haunted
Woahhhh his computer is haunted

Ohhhhhh your computer is haunted
Woahhhh your computer is haunted
Ohhhhhh all computers are haunted
Woahhhh all computers are haunted

Haunted

Reintroducing Neals ft. YTCracker

SUPPORT

Amplitude Problem - Reintroducing Neals ft. YTCracker

im addicted to eve online now
jacked the beat from hassan @ soundclick www.soundclick.com/HASSAN
if you dont play eve you should start because this song will make no sense to you
https://secure.eveonline.com/trial/?invc=fff23d84-639c-42fd-8071-076381b77b03&action=buddy
join here ill split the PLEX with you

im brave - used to be a minmatar slave
now im up in catch with my 7o raised
skill train planned out bout five hundred days
redboxing all the neuts in gray 

I’m a newbie living interstellar - under HEROs umbrella
trying to find some content with my newbro fellas
roam in our frigates the ladies dig it they love how i scram it
when i be tackling them talwars or EWAR when i jam it
keep getting podded like a poppy luckily got a copy
back at the station where the dojo teaching starship karate
and once I’m in my new body you bet I’m pimpin a griffin 
not peter even though slip petes been known to catch us all slipping

man im straight ripping through these gate camps
microwarpdrive blowing through them bubbles got a great chance
keep my sensor booster up cuz i hate damps
align to an anomaly and break dance
chuck a 7o in local cuz ya boy keeping it classy
even though when im in provi all the locals harass me
because im brave with it corporation keep the whole game fit and 
bovril still keep the blood god paid wit it

im brave - used to be a minmatar slave
now im up in catch with my 7o raised
skill train planned out bout five hundred days
redboxing all the neuts in gray

im up here chilling in the captains quarters
thinking bout the sansha nation and how they might be expanding their borders
and theres a pilot up in jita says hell double my isk
so I can purchase perfect metas for my caracal fits
when youre a newbie fitting fittings that are out of your league
and a jumpers fatigue is a problem cuz you forgot to read it
you best believe it you can SRP it if you get lucky
just type the code into the website that you got from the MotD

and every time you form a fleet up you can make no mistake
theres gonna be a dude on mumble who will ask if his drake
can come along up on this stratop then they have a debate
how they wont wind up in a capsule cuz their skill is so great
man - we just trying to stay isk positive
can we live?
the timers ticking better get on the move
and hold sov to this soft groove

i'm brave (space mmo gangster rap)

Game Over

Waiting for The System

ArmanTheCyber - Once Again (ytcracker remaster)

ytcracker - i can

lyrics

you know rappers like to rock chains
i rock blockchains knock em out the box off mount gox mang
keyring full of wallet data
i gotta pray that my asic incinerators
blow the mine like a creeper one time
and my circuits divine a fine way to keep the power bill in check
my equipment is starting to sweat (from the heat)
cryptoanarchy becoming a threat (so elite)

you know rappers like to rock pools
i got pools you cant swim in but im collecting the spice like a fremen
so you fools get stepping and get to choosing your weapon
because the deafening roar of indefinite war is epic
i found a new way to debit the people
i generate an address then i generate its sequel
i get medieval when im taking payments
cuz i dont want the nsa all stuck up in my anus

im a bitcoin baron im scaring the status quo
got that crypto dough in that dat file to blow
and the algorithm gon get em until prism
send us all to prison - and thats a nerdy living

you know rappers like to sell drugs
but you do it on the streets and you deader than google buzz or google plus
theres a road made of silk if you must
get your hustle out a chemical rush avoiding a brush with the law
cant stop em all cuz they got it anonymous
the ones that play it stupid they get thrown in a bottomless pit
dont even know how to cut up them layers
of the onion so let the players play pumpkin

hash function pumpin and dumping
manipulate the market flood it from the dark net
flood it from the deep web keep it a secret
every exchange got them nerdy brains trading on the frequent
wonder where the league went - they left the cement
looking for the promise land online beam it
up scotty this the future decentralized swag
keep the work in your laptop bag

im a bitcoin baron im scaring the status quo
got that crypto dough in that dat file to blow
and the algorithm gon get em until prism
send us all to prison - and thats a nerdy living

you know rappers cant pay bills
face the tax implications of evasion when they stack mils
got a homie phil deuce one taught me the solution
dumping all his knowledge from the booth son
anyone can learn it if you put in the work and research
on how to launder just a fraction of your worth in the dirt
like gza said keep your bonds on diverse
cuz there aint no telling when that bubble going to burst

you know rappers say they bout the future
but you aint marty mcfly until you bought kombucha
from a supermarket with them bitcoins do ya 
get your charlie sheen greens off computer screens from the phillipines
kratom leaves knockoff louis vs try to freeze my assets
long gone is the cash in the mattress (mattress)
now its all tied up in hashes
wrapped up in encrypted batches (batches)

Ytcracker - Bitcoin Baron (Max James Retouch)

lyrics: https://0bin.net/paste/sFZhw5xz1QSDXOW1#dFYb8JinGyf+qOgTBGx1t66sqLNYqoD40-wIJfwA7Ez

tҺе.оηіօη.rоυtеr

I wanted to make a "hard" hacker song. This is what I came up with.

Beat Produced by: Shirazi Beats
Post-Production: 0xdade
Written / Recorded / Mixed: 0xdade

Lyrics:
[ Verse 1 ]
This ones for the blackhats who aint afraid to hack back
A hundred thousand shells homie you aint even half that
Hoardin all my access like I am a pack rat
lukscrypt on my wallet so nobody crack dat

Sorry officer, I don't know who hacked you
Really officer, I don't know what that do
Silly officer, I will never chat you
Call my lawyer up, he'll explain that you

gotta let me go, you know the routine
I am not a bad guy, you know what I mean
Ain't nobody catch me cause I keep it so clean
Starin at this screen since I was a teen

slammin caffeine, I'm a hacking machine
But this is not real, I seen it in a zine
You really think I'd paint, such a vivid scene
Snitchin on myself, man that's obscene

[ Hook (x2) ]
This ones for the hackers and the thugs
The ones who stay up all night huntin bugs
The ones who droppin 0day just because
The ones who do it just to catch a buzz

[ Verse 2 ]
Hangin out on irc I know they got they eyes on me
Just waitin for a slip up or for someone to try n leak
The feds is always tryin me, the heat is nearly fryin me
Their orbit's closin in but I don't play with ion beams

Snatched my laptop up, but its encrypted
Got nothin on me cause the switch, I flipped it
Destroyed the evidence, everything I scripted
That 5am knock just like I predicted

Got me in a raid n now they want me to do five
Their entire case rests on this one dude's drive
Everything we ever said he kept an archive
Keep that in mind if you try n join the dark side

If you ever hack with homies, snitchin is prevalent
Threat of a sentence got em turnin state's evidence
Hackin heavy metal man the danger is evident
Keep to yourself and only tell 'em what's relevant

[ Hook (x2) ]

Hackers & Thugs

"Jetlag Theology" - YTCracker/ProjektZero

I make cyberpunk music.

#Cybersynth, #synthwave, #chiptune, #VGM, #demoscene and #nerdcore madness. #Cyberpunk #hiphop producer for @ytcracker. #Jazz on @ubiktune.

Amplitude Problem is Juan Irming, a Los Angeles producer, composer, sound designer and keyboardist with a focus on synthwave, chiptune, soundtracks, hip hop, video game music and sound effects.

Juan got his start on the European demoscene in the late 80s as the composer for world-famous and humble Atari ST demo crew SYNC, placing first in several demo music contests. Since attending Musicians Institute in the early 90s, he has composed and produced video game inspired synth and chip soundtracks for a number of projects and records such as legendary geek rapper YTCracker's cyberpunk album Introducing Neals. Credited on 11 LPs, he has been featured on albums alongside artists like Mitch Murder, Lazerhawk and GUNSHIP. Juan has appeared live at events and venues such as Comic Con and Game On Expo alongside acts like The Gothsicles, The Minibosses and Future Holotape. He also writes themes for video games such as Power Drive 2000.

Influences include first-generation chip composers Rob Hubbard, Ben Daglish, Martin Galway and Maniacs of Noise in addition to electronic, industrial, jazz and hip hop acts such as Damokles, Kraftwerk, Jean-Michel Jarre, Alphaville, Depeche Mode, Nine Inch Nails, Herbie Hancock and Public Enemy.

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