“I’m Sorry, Your Reality Is Outdated” is the debut long-play from Friendly Malfunction, a genre-agnostic project that turns everyday annoyances into kaleidoscopic bangers. Across 19 tracks, fridge doors lock, printers conspire, and time itself sneezes apart, all while glitch-trap, folk-metal and dream-pop collide like incompatible browser tabs. Think Gorillaz storytelling fed through TikTok’s surreal lens, then sprinkled with the meme-logic of 100 gecs. Equal parts satire and sincere catharsis, the record invites listeners to laugh, mosh, and maybe question why their sandwich keeps disappearing. Welcome to a world where absurdity is truth and the beat never asks permission.

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