Really well done!!  I wrote a Masters parody for Stugotz to the Kurtis Blow song Basketball called Masters Golf.  think you could do something with it?

Holy bleep, this is fantasic!  A great anthem!  You get the show!

“Called 9-1-1 on a bullfrog” gets me each time 😂

Pirates G'na Pirate - Lebatard Show (produced by Sinima Beats)

Based on "Astronaut In The Ocean" by Masked Wolf
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Billy I’ve had quite enough of your eccentricities 
No one here’s equipped to handle your brand of neuroses 
When you’re talking way too much, and you’re causing a commotion, yeah
$2 fine, now go walk in the ocean ayy

Chris I’m not sure what you were just trying to do
S’posed to stay in your lane making 1 word out of 2
When you’re leaking confidence, like you’re stuck in slow motion, yeah
$2 fine, now go walk in the ocean

So much work to do
Stu’s like “yeah, that's true...”
Get it done by C-O-B
You can do all the work for free.
90/10 split my way
Can’t trust a word I say
‘Bout to make Dan go crazy
Care about you, don’t bet against Brady

Lemmy thought Dan said “Clouds?”
Stugotz’s headphones way too loud
Today he will not be around
Because his brother came to town
Coming-up with new ways to lie
Hey yo, man— its Chicken Time
Moderna, Dan-o — what’s my line?
Super Bowl week, my mom just died

Let's just get this straight for a second; Wittyngham
Doesn’t think that your last name is pronounced the way you say it is
Everything that he says is hifalutin
Making Pablo seem tame by comparison

Its the Stat of the Day, long version only
Why is everything you say a sports cliche?
Subscribe and rate, Mystery Crate
Scallawag gotta walk the plank
Greg doesn’t have a Back In My Day
Stu is reeling off another 700 nicknames

Guillermo, put it on the poll
You don’t get the show, you just wanna troll, uh
You want more of this, and less of that, and “Dan is fat”
You better check your entitlement...
Why y’all gotta be so — mean
Hiding behind your — screens
Internet trolls tryna make a scene
Shootin’ your web just like Amin

Reddit posters, you can pretty much all miss me
With your moaning and complaining ‘bout a show you get for free
Y’all just being giant babies tryna stir up a commotion, yeah
You fools can kick rocks and walk right into the ocean, ayy

Billy I’ve had quite enough of your eccentricities 
No one here’s equipped to handle your brand of neuroses 
When you’re talking way too much, and you’re causing a commotion, yeah
$2 fine, now go walk in the ocean

Walk In The Ocean

Greg Cote Tuesday! A parody celebrating our favorite Showkiller.

Greg Cote Tuesday.mp3

Yeti Blanc and Andrew Streeter celebrate Dadurday!

Dadurday's Quite Alright (ft. Andrew Streeter)

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Nirvana

A tribute to the laziest radio host in America. To the tune of "Flagpole Sitta" by Harvey Danger. 

Lyrics:


I had visions I would be a big time host like Mike or the Mad Dog
Called 911 on a bullfrog
It scared the living bleep out of me
Roy typed up a read and I’m not confidently sure I can read it
And no I’m never defeated
I’ll try to shift the blame off of me
Hope it’ll work, but no, it never does

I can’t read & I can’t spell
Am I Art Briles? Cause I’m in Hell

Had it up to here with all the Zappos boxes piled at my front door
I only looked at the box score
But I’ll pretend that I watched the game
I procrastinate and then I wind up texting Chris, Mike or Billy
To come up with something silly
And write my Weekend Observations for me, bleep you

I can’t read & I can’t spell
Am I Art Briles? Cause I’m in Hell
I can’t read & I can’t spell
It’d be a sin, to do my job well

I wanna be on screens
And take away some rings
I wanna have my Sundays with my wife it feels fine
I wanna play the back nine
Over at Pembroke Pines
I wanna guess some lines...
Take the Jets plus-niiiiiiiii-iiine...

Hell we doin’? Hell we doin’? All my teams are trying to annoy me
Or they embarrass or bore me
It makes me wanna break my TV
We made plans for golf and then I didn’t show; I’m sorry I missed ya
I had a lacrosse-mitzfa
Someday my lies will finally catch up to me (oh no!)

I can’t read & I can’t spell
Am I Art Briles? Cause I’m in Hell
I can’t read & I can’t spell
It’d be a sin, to do my job well

Show Poll Reada (A Stugotz Anthem)

This one's for the lovable Christopher Cote, and his recent dalliance with Australian horse race betting in the wake of a global pandemic that has halted all major sporting event...

To the tune of "Pony" by Ginuwine

Lyrics:

I'm just a gambler
Looking for some action
Real sports have been gone too long...
Who knows when they're coming back; so:

Chris Cote
Is betting
Australian ponies
Friend gave him
Tips and
Daddy jumped on 'em

(Australian) Ponies

The Show

Lies Yourself (Stugotz Remix)

Thank. You. Dan. [Contributions by Leba Reddit]

You Don't Get The Show

Forgot About Dan (Lebatard and Mike Ryan)

A song from Dan's perspective about every Tuesday with Greg Cote.

Lyrics:
Ladies and Gents, this is the moment I'm bracing for
Ten seconds till the show and he's walking all around the floor
He's gonna say some things that are so useless that I can't ignore
Wasting his breath, stealing my time, and all of my calm is left behind.
I can't fight it he's coming for me every Tuesday
I'm almost certain that he will not have a Back in My Day
I wore a clock! Can't he see the end is getting closer.
I give up as his incompetence is taking over!
For some reason, I will keep the invitation open.
It's a wonder; why I've given him so much devotion.
He only comes to get a click! His egos overloading
and I know that Cote's gonna kill the show!

When he's in front of a few hot mics and his headphones are nowhere in sight!
No matter what we do, he's taking over you.
He's gonna kill the show!
We set him up to be a clown, and his son can't stop him now!
Try to say something new, he's talking over you.
He's gonna kill the show!

He's never gonna see the clock. He's not too good at listening.
Was he high at the MegaCast? We'll have to ask McGillicuty.
Either way, it makes me smile every time I see his face.
Then he takes it all away with another Lobos update!

When he's in front of a few hot mics and his headphones are nowhere in sight!
No matter what we do, he's taking over you.
He's gonna kill the show!
We set him up to be a clown, and his son can't stop him now!
Try to say something new, he's talking over you.
He's gonna kill the show!
(You never know! You never know!)
He's gonna kill the show!

The Greatest Showkiller

To the tune of "You Give Love A Bad Name" by Bon Jovi

Lyrics:

It's Tua Time!
Ain't it a shame that we can't say his last name?

QB1 -- time will tell
Just hope Aaron Donald won't put him through Hell

Whoa! Now the Dolphins are fun!
Maybe the good times have finally begun?!

Tua's the guy
But it's a shame that we can't say his last name
He's got the goods
His arm's insane
But we can't say his last name...

(We Can't Say His Last Name...)

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Show Poll Reada (A Stugotz Anthem)

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