We are a band made in Mexico City reinventing Morrissey’s songs south of the border. 
www.mexrrissey.com

Ever seen Kill BIll? Remember that Jap band all female one? We're a bit like that except:
1. Not all girls, not all yellow (but with a  Japanese bear wanna-be.)
2. Much younger ( We are all 17 on the stage)
3. We say at every gig " We came from Japan for only this show" but we live in London. The problem is people believe this and we lose the opportunity of future gigs.
4. We love Tfl (at least Haruna the journey planner does).
5. We love food such as Banana, Tuna ( Endangered species, I am very sorry for eating up them), Filter Coffee.
6. NO CAR (nouka) means "Farmers". We are the first pop idol band who farm in the day-time and play music in the evening in England. This will come true next year.
 
Mmm.. we are so different from the Jap band in Kill Bill then.
 
Dear organisers who need to write our bio for your gig, we are sorry we are not good for describing ourselves. Just write like " Kill Bill-like band, Fun, Cute and Mess"

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