We are a north East "genre unknown" band consisting of one hot 100% lesbian ( with c**K and ba**s ) All horrid notes played are mine.  some good notes on guitar played by Margaret the wizard , lily  and beats by Bri Hunter from the sound station. All songs are rough as a badger and just ideas to entice people who want to form a band playing this kind of music.  I'm not the most competent on any instrument. and my lyrics are worse than the match of the day theme tunes. Id like to form a band with similar tastes. I need 1 or 2 rhythm/lead guitarists. backing vocals. possibly 2 bassists, keys, I do want to sing and play guitar. no lead for me though.  but more than happy to share or step down from singing if you come up with a better melody.  An energetic drummer who can make the minions dance.  Above all you must like the music you hear. I know its rough, and there is a lot of horrible notes played but it was a one take messing about sort of jam with myself and they are poorly mixed and produce but that's where you come in. 

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collaborations 
Warnings & signs -http://soundcloud.com/vladdyb
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A song for joggers - Mastered by http://soundcloud.com/keith-handson - 

I am a man, not a woman. These boobs are not mine. They are there to attract attention. Stop sending me messages you cretins. 




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