It's good to be back.

Aivi as Sailor Moon
Evava as Madoka

beat: Kustom

Sailor Moon : 0:13
In the name of the Moon, I’ll outrap and punish you! 
For completely reducing our genre to shallow shock value! 
You’re facing top notch magic, not a petty witch curse
And your animators won’t be here to clean up your verse!
4Chan geeks tell a better story then that hack Urobuchi
You can't even dream to step to the leader of the Senshi!
My friends and I conquer evil, even when I do cry
This baby stayed in the Incubator to watch her friends die! 

Madoka : 0:37
My one wish came true in that you finally zipped it  
You got dubs so darn cheesy that it’d make Bebe vomit
Your whole group of Sailor Scouts are just a bunch of rookies
Forget fighting, you should go door to door selling cookies
Nobody even watches your show anymore, its pathetic
You’re the poster girl for “OMG that's my aesthetic”
At least my show is real, you can’t keep anyone dead!
Like Mars, my raps left you cooked, Meatball head

Sailor Moon : 1:00
DON’T. YOU. DARE. CALL. ME. MEATBALL HEAD!
When unlike your friend Mami at least I still have a head!
Equipped with moon beams I can use easy peasy
The hell are you going to do? Tilt your head at me?
I’ve seen you try to rebel and oh boy is it messy
Here’s a Grief Seed for your failed attempt to impress me
My job here is done, but I can battle on forever-
Ummmm what’s your name again? Meguca or whatever?


Madoka : 1:24
But just like your BF those bars didn’t do anything
This is the one battle where your cat won’t do the carrying
Sabrina the Teenage Bimbo is in need of a tutor
It’s been 20 years grandma, learn to use a computer
With disses flatter than your remake, it’s not really tough
To see that this klutz ain’t even a diamond in the rough
I’d say transform into a good rapper, but that’d take too long
So run along back to the sidelines where you rightfully belong

Sailor Moon (1:48): 
The only pink magical girl I respect is my daughter 
At least she isn’t in arms with a time hopping stalker! 
The Nightmares that you struggle with? I could easily beat em
I drop the power of the planets like it was Sayaka's soul gem
I’ve seen the freaky parties in which you and your friends partake
It’s the only time I’m glad that I’m not the one having cake
The Gods were so disappointed in your anime, that sadly
They punished Japan so we’d all be spared from your finale!

Madoka (2:12):
Ya got no right to come and diss Homura’s love for me
Especially when your dub kept Uranus and Neptune PG!
With your endless filler, games, and musicals for cheap clout
You got your own Law of Cycle of constantly selling out
I could crack your Tiara with a shot from my Holy Bow
It’s just sad how your kid prefers to be around Sailor Pluto
I’d rule Crystal Tokyo better than anyone in your squad
Because what's a Neo Queen to a universe making God?!

Sailor Moon vs Madoka Kaname- ANIME RAP BATTLES #6

ANIME RAP BATTLE: IZUKU MIDORIYA vs GON FREECS

Gon Freecs: Fightmarker

Izuku Midoriya: Alex M.

Mixed by: Zagranis

Gon (0:10):
First comes Rock, Scissors, a hot rap Jajanken 
Roast this Deku Nut even without the use of Nen!
I know you love All Might, but you make it so creepy
Eating his hair? And I thought Hisoka was freaky!
Stick to the books if you know what's good for ya
Cause my bad guys make yours look like Tonpa!
One look from Ochako and you turn to stone
The only thing you “Smash” are your own bones!
If I was you I would’ve beat that Bakugou jerk
Being his daily punching bag is your real quirk!
Broke my arm multiple times and yet
Watching your films is the pain I want to forget!
Training everyday to learn new skills faster
You're handed new quirks on a silver platter!
Your exam is way too easy compared to mine
Man you'd collapse halfway to the finish line
Compared to Mirio you’re bland and worthless
At the end of the day you really are still quirkless

Deku (1:00):
So Yusuke's junior is trying to take me on?!
You’re not “head strong” where it counts Gon
The sharpest thing about you is that whacked hairdo
I don’t even need my notes to out class you!
I always come home to a mother who loves me
Meanwhile your aunt raised you out of pity!
I’m the top hero, you’re just a spectator 
The most action in your show is the narrator!
Sure I didn’t inherit a quirk, but that's nothing
Compared to being the bastard of someone like Ging!
I’m freaky? Okay Freecs, you should calm down
You roll with a Cougar and a pedo ass clown!
My friends and I stick together through a ton
You hogging Killua to yourself; All For One!
Leave this Hunter X’d out when I set out an attack
But like your manga I don’t expect a comeback!

Gon (1:40):
Glad I didn’t bring my fishing rod to this fight
Because those shallow raps had no real bite!
Yeah I got no mom and what’s it to you?!
All Might spends more time with yours than you do!
At 105% you’re still only half of me!
You’re a Class A-1 disgrace to your academy!
On top of the world with my dad and just to be clear! 
You’ll never get to hear yours say “I am here!”

Deku (2:00):
No danger sensed, that verse lacked style and
Made me fall asleep like it was Greed Island!
You’d get hurt less if you applied actual tactics
Shouldn’t try rap if you don’t know Mathematics!
Ya threw a hissy fit over a sliced up Kite
But your revenge only ended up being trite!
Now YOU’RE powerless and what that gave ya
Was being brushed aside in favor of Kurapika!

Written by: Metal

Gon Vs Deku- ANIME RAP BATTLES #7

In the audio debut of OVARB we have the battle of the feathered fellows, Karoo from One Piece and Pen Pen from Neon Genesis Evangelion.

Karoo: MetaMachine

Pen Pen: J Chay

Prod: Anywaywell

Written by: MetalFire

Mixed by: Rayyan

Karoo:
Ten hut men: this freeloader has come far to  
Witness Captain Karoo show he can spit a bar too
This battle may scar you seeing as it’s your first
The odds are far and few for you to top my verse
Stick my neck out to put villains in their place
Unlike you I’m way more than just a cute face
Roll with a gang of feathers that flock together
You’re an experiment left isolated for the better
From the start Vivi and I had a bond of tenderness
Misato adopted you to cope with her loneliness!
Tokyo was attacked and then what happened next?
She left you abandoned on Hikari’s door steps!
 
Pen Pen:
Ya flew out the coop to turn into Duck Soup
Arctic bird spits hot ‘gainst you and your schmuck troop
Soft Bill’s can’t spit hard with shots that’re lacking aim
But check the chest plate, I got double your pen game!
Water barrel around your neck and still no drip
While I’m the flyest to reside in Misato's crib
Ayo Vivi? She wanna meet me at this rate
She has no time for dweebs better off as fishing bait
Pack the brains that makes Chopper look lesser
And I don’t need to chill in the freezer to be fresher
Since you pride yourself in being so much fasta
Do what you’re good at and run back to Alabasta!

Karoo vs Pen Pen- OVARB (Anime Rap Battles Bonus)

In our Halloween Special of OVARB, we got two characters dealing in death. the Shinigami Boogiepop vs the Arbiter Decim.

Decim: Titanium1208

Boogiepop: K.C.

Prod: Dansonn

Written by: MetalFire

Mixed by: Rayyan

Decim:
Good evening I’m Decim, here to chat in rhyme
Who knew I’d be visited by the kid from Hat in Time
Rap battle rules are simple from what I’ve observed
I have to do what I’m best at: leaving guests served
My words pierce more than a dart to the heart
So much it’ll rip this DID case apart
Your novels traveled the Seas, but that ship sank
Ironic this urban legend couldn’t circulate bank
Now the fans you do have claim your storys bold
The Distortion King couldn’t turn your anime gold
Acting arrogant every time you get in a fight
Echoes made your superior using a flash of light
I can sympathize with Touka for how much you hurt her
By hindering her relationship even further
Humanity would be fine if you were destroyed
So please take a right and you’ll find the void

Boogiepop:
Oh how disappointing I thought you’d drop fire
Your opening gave the impression that you would be Flyer
One tug of my strings and I protect the population
You don’t even pull the strings in your operation
This is to whom the deceased are dropped off
A lowly arbiter I overtower with my top off
Whose head would be better off chopped off
These flows are automatic when Boogie-pops off!
Your job you proudly claim and yet it's a shame
Judging the dead is now these childish games
We’re beings to keep it straight it's in our style
As such, please wipe off that ridiculous smile
It’s no surprise you’re facing this Shinigami
When your show is still kicking cause of Yagami
Should’ve feared for yourself once you saw me
Did you learn how to kill yourself from Kurokami?

Decim:
So I heard about how teens give you attention
And how your film is too horrid for them to mention
You can add battle rap to that list of failed feats
Learn from the Manticore on how to eat beats
If you see the Imaginator give them my regards
Even if I needed no help to see your loss in the cards
With whom I judge I have to be blunt and direct
You’ve led an unfulfilling life I’d never respect

Boogiepop:
Did you think those monotone lines would cut deep?
Didn’t need to serve a drink to put me to sleep
As her successor Quin saw you as vital
Yet here you are at the bottom of the bars title
Hell that absent minded valet is higher up
You’re better suited with your dummys all wired up
Even in this world of which lacks certainty and reason
We’d sooner see Snow in April than your 2nd season

Decim vs Boogiepop- OVARB (Anime Rap Battles Bonus)

In today's OVARB we got two men who are known for their cooking and for their failed attempts at love. Sanji from One Piece and Brock from Pokemon. Hope you enjoy the battle.

Sanji: Eric The Audible

Brock: RaccoonBroVA

Prod: Ihaksi

Mixed by: Zagranis

Sanji:
When I start cooking the beat, my flows nuts
I don’t expect fine cuisine from you
You can’t separate rice balls from donuts
So you couldn’t serve my misfit crew!
Equipped with heat and I ain’t talkin kicks
Your pops a deadbeat with a family of hicks
From a shitty city made for 10 year olds to beat
Where a Sprinkler leaves your pathetic ass in defeat
I’m loyal to my lovely Robin and Nami-swan!
Get your rocks off for any Nurse that you stumble upon
Part of the Monster Trio, you’re Ash's sidekick
2nd to his side chick, you’ll need a med kit for my wide kick!

Brock:
Spend your days on the sea and got no flow
X marks the spot on this bitch, check the Gameboy pose
You thirst on Nami, but yo you should get a clue
She ignores you so much your balls are the All Blue
Yeah you quick on your feet yet as it stands
None of your punchlines land; you can't throw hands!
If that wanted poster is anything I should go by
Ya got no right to disrespect Okama queens my guy!
Parading yourself around as some suave casanova
You aren’t even hot enough to be a Supernova
Been rejected over and over, but I’m still hoping
4Kids gave ya that ‘pop as a way of coping!

Sanji:
*Lights and smokes a cigarette* Well Brock..
Now what has less spice? Your food or rhymes?
Your verse is like your mug; nothing but flat lines
Little dweebs are enough to give you an earful
I get it: We see pretty ladies and get cheerful
One may get interested, but their hearts sunk
When they see you get handed by Croagunk
I’d rather starve again and face more shipwrecks
Then hear your tangents about Pokemon sex!
That dumbass mosshead gives me a better fight
Unova’s mosshead straight up took your spotlight
Tracy was far more chivalrous and useful too
Makes me wonder what Olivia sees in you!

Brock:
Protecting people is hard, I know you’re trying man
Here’s something to wipe the tears: My drying pan!
Makin ya bleed more than a whole sea of Mermaids
Something Chopper couldn’t fix up with first aid!
You dissed my fam which is ironic since
You’re an abused defect formerly known as Prince
While you got a Triclops, I’m surrounded by nurses
Had smoother words with your clogged up sinuses 
People see you serving and wanna leave in a hurry
Zeff would rather eat his other leg than your curry!
If I wanted to see the results that your cooking gave
Then I’d take a stroll over to your mother's grave!

Written by MetalFire and Dusk

Sanji Vs Brock- OVARB (ANIME RAP BATTLES BONUS)

ANIME RAP BATTLE: SPIKE VS DANDY

Spike Spiegel: Gianni Matragrano

Space Dandy: Mancha

Julia: K.C

Mixed by: Freshy Kanal

Production: Kustom

Spike:
Let's Jam!

*Beat kicks in*

Spike:
Hold the Peppers Jet, I don’t need it to beat
This small fry cause everything from my mouth is heat!
Try to fight back or surrender, it’s your choice
I’m the master of Dubs both in battles and voice
I jam with the solar system and I dance with the stars
I’m the biggest shot in the game with my Jericho bars
Man oh man I feel bad for your viewers
Watching this galactic virgin hyping up hooters
My right eye is a reminder of what I’ve been through
When you fuck up? Bam! A new universe for you!
This cowardly sleaze has no redeemable trait!
I’m sad Watanabe thought you’d carry my weight

Dandy:
ALOHA BABYYYYYYY
*Beat kicks in*
Try to act tough, but you don’t impress Dandy
Ya can’t even square up to the chad Andy!
I gotta say on Toonami you had the top spot
Though it wasn’t for you, but for that Faye plot!
My robot’s more of a Q.T than any chick in Bebop!
I’m Vicious in rock n roll, dancing, and now hip hop
Dawg you gotta let loose and learn to be groovy
Be enlightened like me and fight for the booty!
Godard and Jazz references? How snobby can you be?
It took shrooms to make your show fun for me baby!
Know how I’ll win? Simple: I live with the flow!
And I drop bars harder than your ass out the window!

Spike Spiegel:
Talk a lot of shit for my Chameleonian 
The only pussy you got was a Betelgeusian!
This man-child gives Wen a run for his money
Cause you can’t even give respect to your Honey
Tried to get Scarlet, but that went down the drain
When you let yourself get cock blocked by a train
Can’t protect your ship, that Prince got more drip
You’ll finally experience a “Bang” when I dish the clip
As bounty hunters we fend off deadly killas
I slayed the Red Dragon, you mess around with Gorillas
Before I go back to Mars I want you to know
That all you’ll ever be in my legacy’s footnote!

Dandy:
Yeah yeah I’m a rip-off, get new material baby
You’re the bastard child of Lupin and Bruce Lee
Thinking you’re perfect and can do no wrong
But you just stood and listened to Rocos swan song!
You should meet Emo Dandy, he’s your kinda guy
The both of you are such saps, it makes ME wanna die
My money Woolonger and got that Dandy living
Baby lemme tell ya, I’m godly just by existing!
I’m a lady killer; you let your lady be killed
]You were being led on yet you were still thrilled!
As she was dying, she saw you as her boytoy
It wasn’t a dream when she said 

Julia:
See you Space Cowboy..

Spike Spiegel vs Space Dandy - ANIME RAP BATTLES #8

Originally intended for April Fools, but here it is now, hope you enjoy. The video will come later within the year. This is a one-off premiere and not the start of a new series.

Miyamoto Musashi: RNG

Yotsuba: Azia

Announcer: Alex M.

Prod: EDX Beats

Mixed by: Special Inquisitor Rayyan

Coverart by: M!CAH

Written by: Violet

Musashi:
I don’t understand this match, but I mustn't yield
If you want a slice of my life then step onto the battlefield 
Duels are my speciality, you can Try Try; though
There’s nothing to fear from the drawn out Azumanga Daioh!
Picked up the volumes of your text and I was left bored!
There’s no value in the life of the mascot of a hate board!
My travels across the country are what Ronin aspire for
The furthest of your travels are the park and grocery store!
That slacker of a father makes Japan's future look bleak 
At least the disciples I teach know how to properly speak
When Inoue fine-crafted the craft of my work it broke the mold
All you do is break the peace of the Ayase household!
Pick all the clovers you want: this battle is unchanged
My techniques got finer the more and more that I aged
The legacy I left with my sword and pen have remained
You’re forever self contained: a story where nothing’s changed!

Yotsuba:
Miyamoto? Hey, you make Mario games!
Wait, you’re a Samurai? That’s way more lame
Yotsuba doesn’t see how your story became a hit
All I found were pretty pictures…And that’s about it!
Learn to have fun! Kojiro has a better view on life
You’re just like my daddy cause you both got no wife!
My mighty stick could break your sword, you stupid dumbo!
And you could never overtower my best buddy Jumbo!
Raps hot like Glowball Warming, an A.C couldn’t cool me down
Troubled times are ahead when Mu-sushi arrives in town
Look meanie it doesn’t matter if I’m four, six, or five!
Cause you been on hiatus longer than Yotsubas been alive!

Miyamoto Musashi:
Insolent child…I must relax myself

*Musashi starts to meditate*

Yotsuba:
Uhhhhhh are you sleeping?

Musashi:
No I am meditating

Yotsuba:
But you look like Yotsuba when she reads your manga!

Musashi:
This is the result of an upbringing that's gone too far south
A brat who doesn’t know how to shut their damn mouth!
Hoizon’s monks and all my other foes know I got that hard flow
I’m the real deal unlike that made up contraption Cardbo!
Your petty feuds with Yanda are nothing to what I’ve fought 
At the prime of my youth my strength was self taught!
Though I’ve reached peace in my life and I have made due
Hopefully one day you can cope with your mother ditching you

Yotsuba:
Sorry mister but you can’t scare me with your power
My friends told me not to talk to hermits who don’t shower!
I heard what you did to those Yoshi guys, which did rule
But you can’t leave me schooled since I don’t go to school!
When I see you with Iori my smile is gone for good
You need more than just farming to have a happy childhood!
Though that’s something you don’t know from what I can see
I’d rather have no mommy than have one who hates me!
Yotsuba got friends that she keeps close to her heart
All your sword did was split you and your friends further apart!
You should be lucky I spared you from my Yotsuba gun
I’m bored now, bye! I’m off to go have fun under the sun!

WHO WON?

WHO’S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

MAAAANGAAA RAP BATTLES

SEE YOU IN THE NEXT VOLUME

Miyamoto Musashi Vs Yotsuba - MANGA RAP BATTLES

ANIME RAP BATTLE

Lady Oscar: EileMonty

Utena Tenjou: KingSpirals

Mixed by: Special Inquisitor Rayyan

Beat by: Audio Network

Written by: Metal and Dusk

Lady Oscar (00:12):
Mon Dieu, this school girl amateur is my challenger.
When it’s clear Madam Juri is more of my caliber!
Unlike you in duels a Jarjayes knows chivalry 
Don’t need to be possessed to win a match properly!
Met your prince and it was the End of the World
Should’ve grown out of Fairy Tales you silly little girl!
At your age I was the model of a top Commander
With Anthys abuse, you’re just a mere bystander
I couldn’t care less about your Council affairs 
Or about how your greatest foe is a flight of stairs!
Now I got no shame in attacking your concepts
Ikuhara looked at me and added artsy nonsense!
Ditched the Courts to etch my name in history
To your talebearing school, you’re just another mystery!
Crawl back in your coffin before you try to flow
Which of us is really Revolutionary Miss Tenjou?!  

Utena (00:57): 
Wow that verse flopped, did Jacques ghostwrite?
Well I shouldn’t expect much from Maries white knight!
Don’t dare talk of Revolution like you set the bar
Had more drive than you when I was a literal car!
Crafted my destiny without wealth and privilege
Disappointed dad so much he made you in his image!
The snooty balls you attend bore me to tears
While I’m straight up ballin 'and dunking on my peers!
Gave my oppressors their deserved karma 
You splatter sparkles and call that trash drama!
Thought Wakaba had bad taste but then I see
You going full bootlicker for a tyrannical Swede 
Claim to be immortal in history, but in reality
To Robespierre you’re just another casualty
In spite of your protests and insistent pride
Only a blind man would make you their Rose Bride!

Lady Oscar (1:42):
Andre is my beloved through and through
Though Touga chose drowning over loving you!
That Academy of yours shouldn’t be boasted
Cause you’ll be its 101st Duelist to be roasted!

Utena (01:53):
Woah your Nanami impression has been pretty killer
This pompous cow has spat nothing but filler!
A Royal Guard Commander shouldn’t be this reckless
I fuck over French nobles like a Diamond Necklace!

Lady Oscar:
I’m not surprised this brat resorts to vulgarity
Such a brute compared to my lovely Rosalie!

Utena (2:04):
Oh it’s ironic how you think to mention her
When you didn’t have the gall to save her sister!

Lady Oscar:
By God, I shall reunite you with your parents!

Utena:
And I’ll reunite you with those angered peasants!

Lady Oscar:
Au Revoir, I end battles with a clean decapitation!

Utena:
I’ve cut down this Rose! Like Toei Animation

Oscar vs Utena - ANIME RAP BATTLES #9

Reuploading all the old ARB's! This one is almso 4 years old Jesus

Dusk as Toriko
Stofferex as Luffy
MetalFire as Announcer
Written by Dusk and MetalFire

Lyrics:
Toriko: 
Toriko is here! Ready to crush this pansy pirate down

Against One of “The Worst Generation” members? I will easily take the crown

Don’t you dare get anywhere close to me, or i’ll break your face with my fists

With my superhuman agility, you should be scared to step to this

This will be your demise, as i rip you to Pieces One by One

Even Whitebeard and Rayleigh can agree that I easily won

Your character designs and story aren’t even close to having
charm

I’ll lyrically devour you like the Sea Monster to Shanks arm

Luffy:

Captain Luffy here to spit Grand Lines against this Goku wannabee

This dummy wastes his time finding GOD while I carry out the will of D

You can’t touch the Pirate King since I’m rocking third gear and Haki

Watch as I slash you like Zoro and with fiery ass kicking like Sanji

Prepare for a Thriller as I gum gum pistol you Water 7 feet under

I’ve faced Fish-men and clowns that are stronger than this failed hunter

Your purpose compared to the other four are as empty as your gourmet recipe

The chances of your victory here are a bigger mystery than your family!

Toriko:

Your whole franchise is just 4kids while Otakus can’t get enough of me

X marks the spot on this bitch with the battle tactics of a Monkey

The insults you spit are softer than the rubber on your skin

This Kidd must be as crazy as his family to think he can possibly win

How can I consider you masculine when only females voice you

The Glutton will crush this Mary-Sue and make it non Sunny for your crew

With Gourmet Cells running through my veins, you’re existence will be erased

The plot holes in your series are worse than the one inflicted on Ace

Luffy:

It’s quite an embarrassment that Goku and I were stuck with this abomination

You’ll be shivering in your boots since I’m the one with Intimidation

Just immerse yourself in food since that’s the only thing you’re good at

My badass factor is as high as my bounty and my enemy is the Government, top that

Out of all of the captains of my generation, Luffy is clearly the best

With your shitty plot and storyline, you can’t compare to my success

All i see is a lonely greedy sleaze, watch me as i deliver a stampede

With rhymes that crush you like a Supernova, you won’t be in One Piece!

Toriko vs Luffy - Anime Rap Battles #1

Reuploading all the old ARB's! God I don't like this one

MetalFire as Natsu Dragneel 

MaNCHA as Edward Elric

HyperJacob96 as Happy

Written By: Dusk and MetalFire

Lyrics:
Edward Elric: 
According to the great law, when I serve the pain bringing

It equals Natsu’s ass kicking and the whole guild collapsing

Spitting a flow sicker than you when you’re on a vehicle

It’s no Marvell that your Edolas version is more lethal

How can I be intimidated when you’re bossed around by Erza!

You got as much guts as Gildarts so it won’t be hard to best ya

Your series relies on fanservice, try to get a story

These FullMetal disses have killed you like Rouge to Future Lucy!

Natsu Dragneel: 
I’m all fired up! To spit fire which will melt this angry pipsqueak

For my guild and my friends, I’ll leave you depleted and weak

Hey Happy will it be easy to dismantle this freak?

Happy:
Aye Sir!

Natsu:

Good since with Brilliant flames, I’ll verbally flare you in a blur

You outclassing the S class? About as canon as your 2003 series

And breaking your Brotherhood will be simply a breeze

This dog of the military being crushed isn’t exactly old news

Call me an Alchemist Slayer since you’ll be slain like Hughes

Edward Elric:

Science shall prevail! This Alchemist will tame you and win

Make you collapse like the tower and perish like Simon

It’s no surprise you lack intellect, since all you do is eat

My father may have left me, but at least my mother loved me

I’m a master of my surroundings while you just crash in to them

You can detect poor people with your smell? That must describe you then

So go Dragon Fist yourself because you can’t even rhyme

Once you fall in this battle you’ll be abandoned for a second time

Natsu Dragneel:

Your show is emptier than your bro and I’ll tear you up like your body

My actions should’ve told you too never mess with a fairy

Just like reviving your mother, your raps are a scientific fail!!

With dragon slaying magic I’ll make your life a Fairy Tail!!

These damages will sting as I present a deadly Zeref lullaby

Silence Elric! It doesn’t take a magic trick to make you die

Your future will turn Gray as I dish out a godly flow

Despite your content, you’re still the biggest sin in your show

Edward Elric vs Natsu Dragneel - Anime Rap Battles #2

Reuploading the old ARB's! The first really good one

In this ARB, we have the world's top detective, L, going up against the forced investigator and lucky student of Hope's Peak Academy, Makoto Naegi, squaring off in a battle of the greatest case-solvers in a context of death.

Lyrics :

L: 
Students, take a seat. This outta be a crushing execution :
To take the cake I'll break this head without hesitation
Observin’ Naegi, Ultimate Nobody, probably Kira
Pulling the trigger myself, no other in the game spits iller
Amateur ! take your leetspeak back in the playground
Step into the big leagues, like Fukawa, you’ll fall down
In you, I see 1% of guts, 99% of piss,
So try to diss and way more than your life will be at risk

Naegi:
*shot fired* You got that wrong ! My hope for the future’s strong !
So sing along, boring monotone, as I tune up your song !
My punchlines hit so fast, your heart will stop, be careful,
Or the top detective’s gonna lose again to High-School level !
I distrust a lusty butt toucher, kinky for handcuffs, disgusting !
Sadistic fuck filthier than Kira, let's just bust him !
You're grounded so answer me before this gets lamer,
Which task force here actually catched a serial killer ?

L, Mello and Near:
Ooh, shots fired, loser ! What's scary in a fashion queen ?
Raps that’s more crap than your animation, go back to your PSP screen,
Cause with chocolate-sweet flow L's legacy will take you outta the picture,
Close this case and your school, blast you away like its headmaster!
Wanna take me down, little girl? don't hope too much
You'll need a deus ex machina to get this legend touched!
But you'll die out, like your daddy, your mommy, your best friends,
And the whole world of which you're delaying the end !
This world, we change it ! You just bother with your clothes...
Jerking off to a dead girl before playing the Ace Attorney clone?
Just one mistake, you'll lose, cuz your talents were kidnapped,
Watari, we're off, we've left marks this kid won't ever forget.

Naegi, Kyoko and Togami:
Autistic orphan trash, if you leave, for God's sake, take a shower...
Yeah, you’ve blown it, burnt yourselves, so competing ? Don't bother...
Get your clones together, use your power to think, then you'll feel blue
When resourceless teens solve the puzzle to prove they're more valuable than you!
So here comes mankind's future ! Mutually killing it to reign supreme !
Clairvoyant ! At ease with flows ! We founded the perfect tag team !
A gift from above, so let’s rap ! The best weapon is in the end of this pen ! (achoo)
We've rung some bells, IT'S THE END OF THE LAST THREE PANDA-MEN !
"Gothic Batman", we don't need your name, after we've flowed,
Monokuma’s gonna load you of your sweets till you explode !
And while we mourn the death of your crushed-down network,
Our footsteps on your grave is all that's left of your work!

Emo Owl as L
Dusk as Makoto Naegi
Frenzy as M
VinnyO as N
MetalFire as Byakuya Togami
Leannaire as Kyoko Kirigiri

L Vs Makoto Naegi - Anime Rap Battles #3

The last of the old ARB's to be uploaded! Spooky

The forces of darkness have advanced and beaten the moral mind to the race of being released.

Yobar as Sebastian Michaelis

Kerem Erdinc as Alucard

Lyrics :

Sebastian:
Dishes await. But first I must serve a Cross Dressing shrew 
I’ve got a scholar’s work to do after my leisure trip to your HQ,
Takes you 30 years to work, but I serve when master rings
A butler can go dirty when I rip this asshole like a Turk King
Ease my job, here’s a cent : shoot yourself ! I can contract that,
Please us both in your death you hellbent Schrödinger’s Cat 
This Butler is the blackest thing since the plague on your country 
With a Count reduced to working for the whore kin of his enemy

Alucard:
Nice lines. Is it a Phantomhive limey trying to be Dandy?
Or is it scrapped dialogue from some underage yaoi ?
For you’re a stuck up prick bent on sucking up his own kind,
Both my hunger and army can’t benefit from your tight mind
How boring, another Kuroshit monster to blast to hell 
But somehow, you’re more of a circus freak then Grell
The police girl could send this Hot Topic mess to the Undertaker
If you want butlers to fight me just go and bring me Walter

Sebastian :
But like Walter, I pull strings on this anagram from Romania
As you see Ozzy wannabee, you’re better off in Castlevania
I laugh at how your greatest foe is a fat Adolf Hitler
It is time for you to learn never to mess with one hell of a b-

*gets crushed by a steamroller*
(WRYYYYY!)

Dio Brando (Mancha) : 
It is I ! A vampire who’s joyed to give up his humanity!
I reign ZA WARUDO, but you’re just Hellsings Zeppeli 
Tell me Vlad, what’s common between Integra and Jojo?
It’s simple! Both of their dogs were roasted by Dio!
MUDA! MUDA! To Alexander you’re just an amateur 
My son would perform a bloodier Valentine Massacre 
Even Speedwagon could beat this poser ass brit 
Try to fire shots, but Hol Horse would beat you to it 
In battle; even the D’Arby brothers show more class
Both of your Phantom Blood is too weak for the Mask 
Bring in your Frenchmen, although Polnareff is more brave 
I’d rather be a head than drink the dirty blood of a slave

Alucard: 
What a beautiful Duwang to speak your insults towards me,
I’m a stronger Alu-Card than any Stand could be 
You dare touch this, but even Vanilla Ice spits colder 
All I see is a Gothic punk sensitive to Solar Power 
Even at level 0 I could beat your fucked up family 
And don’t speak of the kinks you have with that body
A meme like yourself is better off stomped by the Nightwalker 
Displaying your ashes for a quick buck, I’m a real Stardust Crusader

Alucard vs Sebastian Michaelis - Scrapped Anime Rap Battle

A battle of the minds, Tetsuo Shima vs Mob.

ANIME RAP BATTLES: TETSUO VS MOB

Tetsuo: Freshy Kanal

Mob: SkeepTieel

Written by: MetalFire and Dusk

Mixed by: SkeepTieel

Tetsuo:
THIS IS MY OPPONENT?! Some Saitama look alike?!
Some squirt who can’t even reach my motorbike?! 
My flick left marks on the anime highway!
I’m loved by the greats! From Lupe to Kanye!
Jogs leave you breathless! Why try to flow?!
Stepping up to me? What are you Mob, Psycho?!
Middle school stories? Your life is lackluster!
Instead of fighting you just play Ghostbuster!
C’mon Moe Howard! Just try and attack!
And keep that con artist of a master in the back!
I’ll leave you disfigured! Wait! Oh shit!
It seems your manga already beat me to it!
I’m the strongest Psychic! Fiercer than Claw!
I rival Gods! I left the government in awe!
left Tokyo at its knees! Reduce it to hellfire!
While you can’t even impress the girl you admire!

*During the beat buildup. We hear the cell phone being answered*

Mob:
Hey master Reigen, need me for something?

Reigen:
Mob, can you come fix my windows?
Some kid screamed so loud they broke

Mob:
Uhhhhhhh, gotta go, bye master!

Mob:
You say you’re hot stuff? Able to destroy towns?
But all I see is the leader of the Clowns!
Focus on your temper rather then your kills!
Cause you’re popping both vessels and pills!
You couldn’t even tower over the Divine Tree
Your verse is your worst crash since Takashi!
Powers don’t change you, you’re still a brat
But I’ll give you the title of Tokyo's lab rat
You’re no Esper, just a disgusting mutant
This runt of the litter needs Body Improvement!
Get it through your thick head, it’s so simple
That God Complex will leave you like Dimple!
Asking for a fight, you’re an arm short man
I’m not shocked that another Shima ruined Japan
All you are is one more washed up 80s star!
But to Kaori, you took “Crush” way too far!

Tetsuo:
I WON’T LOSE TO SOME TATSUMAKI CLONE!!
You can be my Jester when I sit on top my throne!
I’m used to busting heads! You better beware!
My raps will blow you away like Teru’s hair!
You’re too naive! You don’t know who to trust!
Just try to catch up! I’ll leave you in the dust!
Grow a backbone! Then try doing what I do!
I laugh at how your master outshines you!
Don’t you dare have the moral high ground
When for Ritsu, you’re dangerous to be around
You’ll never be normal, accept that it is apparent
That you’ll forever be the burden of your parents

Mob 100%:
Wow, I’m 100% disappointed!
Like all my spoons I’ll leave you disjointed!
All you do for the gang is cause em trouble!
By being the king of a pile of rubble!
Compared to you; 3 toddlers are more deadly
It’s like I’m facing Mewtwo but more edgy
I leave laboratories in shambles when I strike! 
We all know you wanted to ride Kaneda’s “Bike”
For your best friend, you screamed and shout
But he’d rather shoot then help you out!
Call me White T-Poison! I spit lines sick!
To me, your powers are a mere magic trick!
You tried really hard, killing all those people
But Kaneda could never see you as an equal
Akira took pity, formed a new universe, tho
Who’s alone for all eternity? You are; Tetsuo

Tetsuo Vs Mob - Anime Rap Battles #4

The Battle of the Vampires, but are they alone?

Written by: MetalFire and Dusk

Mixed by: SkeepTieel

Lyrics and casting: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1gBRnelfTRjgvFMN4XRmurP4lYhqCYSJ7DBCOSvJItjA/edit

Dio Brando vs Shinobu Oshino - ANIME RAP BATTLES #5

The new Soundcloud for Anime Rap Battles! Battles will be uploaded here from now on! We couldn't get access to the old account, so it was time to start new. Anime Rap Battles is a rap battle series inspired by Epic Rap Battles of History, which showcase characters from Japanese animation, or Anime, battle rapping each other. YouTube Channel updated when possible

Crew members:
Dusk - Rapper/Writer
MetalFire - Rapper/Writer/Announcer
Rayyan - Writer/Editor/Mixer

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