The white T-poison line is like the dopest shit I’ve ever heard.

whew freshy had some amazing delivery on some of these lines, pretty great.

Just because i haven't seen ether of these anime that doesn't stop me from liking this battle! Everyone involved did amazing.

(tape) rap pt.2 kung fu (english edition)

Azia as Sayori 
garbageGothic as Sayaka
JesseBox as Monika
Written by Special Inquisitor Rayyan
Additional writing help by Triple-Stabber, ChandlerCCRB, E Man, MetaMachine, Grenade, JK03 and RaccoonBroVA
Edited by Special Inquisitor Rayyan
Mixed by Special Inquisitor Rayyan
Beat by Anywaywell
Art by ZodiacKiaran

Sayori (0:15):
I hope I’m not late again hopping onto this beat, you can call me Sayori
Now I’d show you around these parts but you even lost me with that twisted story 
Your gang’s lacking in attendance; unlike Mami, you’re marked in
You fell in love with a violin boy, but all he can do is play with your heartstrings (Oh!)
As a magical girl, you're incompetent 
You would've died twice if Akemi wasn't dropping in
Stopping fights, you're only known for causing ‘em
I better call your anime a cake, the way that I'm topping it! (Ayy!)
The M-VP of DDLC
If you're stuck on writing a good verse, just tell me!
‘Cause I do not want this fight to be a tragedy
Like the broken world you call Your Reality

Sayaka (0:45):
For a girl with such an appetite, you’ve got no taste in men
You’d rather romance lonely nerds than try to hang out with your friends
Your plushes are more lively than you sleeping in your sheets
Can’t get up out of your mattress? Fitting for a perfect weeb’s dream!
It’s a shame you’ve got no love to come out and play 
Even I couldn’t wish away your rainy days!
Erased by the president, her acts set a precedent
For you to come and meddle with the code just to get with him
You’d only bring flames if it involved your house
Milked so much by YouTubers, call your game Mr. Cow
After a year, interest in your story fell through
Like players opened the door, and then just walked out the room 

Sayori (1:14): 
Turned down and planted in your heart a Grief Seed that would grow
Into your own enemy, man you reap what you sow
Pop off like a jar lid when I'm speaking my prose
Who needs swords with that edge? You're so bleak in your show
Departed from the mortal plane 
After hunting down witches for just a few days
Went separate ways ‘cause you couldn't get praise
From Kyousuke; like your soul gem, your hope’s thrown away
 
Sayaka (1:29):
You couldn't get the heart of the MC, so what makes you think that you're an emcee?
In a tragic turn of events, she had her happy file deleted out of jealousy
Which lead to her lacking any sort of self-esteem, so keep on tryna’ run that mouth
And this shut-in will be another one of Dan's Projects to shut down! 

Sayori (1:44):
Ugh… please… just get out of my head…

Sayaka (1:47): 
Huh, Sayori? Are you okay?
 
Monika (1:49): 
All she need's a little rest.

Sayaka (1:51):
Who’s that?!

Monika (1:52):
Oh, don't worry about me, dear! Everything is fine!
This battle needs a spice up, let's just say I'll make things “amplified”
 
Sayori (1:59):
My whole life is worthless, I don't deserve fighting against a poor girl sacrificing her soul
For the one that she loves who was dating her best friend instead and was left a shell with no control
Her sanity’s fragile like a character file
Unlike the last Sayaka, you’re not dodging this trial
Now I finally know what your crush has gone through
Cause you've tortured me with the songs you spewed!

Sayaka (2:14):
Talk so much ‘bout chests, you should get suspended
End this in a snap like Natsuki’s neck did
You put your feelings in a Bottle then you broke it
This zero thought she won but it wasn’t in the coding
Your fate was predetermined if your third eye couldn't tell
Monika didn't let you tie the knot so you did it around yourself...

Sayori vs Sayaka Miki. SIR Rap Battles (ft. Azia & garbageGothic)

Mysterio Vs Psycho Mantis - Marvel Vs Anything

Kokichi Ouma Vs. The Riddler

Patrick Bateman Vs. Sweeney Todd

Amelia Earhart Vs. D.B Cooper

RYU VS SCORPION [THE RAP BATTLE]

Frenzy as Dudley Puppy
GloryOfTheRainWings as Kitty Katswell
Timber Puppers as Nick Wilde
Madi2theMax as Judy Hopps
BroCheck as Mr. Big (cameo)

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS
NICK WILDE & JUDY HOPPS
VERSUS
DUDLEY PUPPY & KITTY KATSWELL
BEGIN!


Dudley Puppy:
Hi Gee-Gee! You wanna mess with the Iron Mutt?
I’ll chew you out worse than me chewing on my butt
Like Bird Brain, we’ll verbally mess with these pedestrians
You copied our story, you might as well be the Chameleon!
Kitty Katswell:
Out of all our missions, you’re by far the weakest opponent
We’ll be tasting victory just like Clawhauser’s neck donuts
The #1 T.U.F.F. agent, no way you could top this
You two will meet your D.O.O.M. once you step into Petropolis


Nick Wilde:
You’re in the Urban Jungle, where you two won’t have safety
So shut your Snaptrap, or you’ll be pushing Daisies
You’re just Wanna-Bees, don’t deny, it’s pretty apparent
Even if you Try Everything, I’ll still break you like Carrots
Judy Hopps:
Judy reporting for duty! The first bunny cop is hopping in
On idiots whose popularity is small just like their chief is
I’m not dumb enough to get fooled by a kitten nor a pup
Got flows so cold, you could say that we’ll-
Mr. Big:
Ice ‘em!


Dudley Puppy:
It must be Toilet Day, ‘cause those raps were so tragic
Kitty Katswell:
We’ll be causing verbal havoc
Both:
So be quiet you little savage!
Kitty Katswell:
We’re Purr-fect Partners that’ll hurt worse than fox repellent could
Both:
Trying to win? That’s more sad than Nick's childhood!
Sure you might be cops, but we’re Super Duper Crime Busters
Kitty Katswell:
Rhymes like a pawpsicle, we’ll freeze these animal lacklusters
Dudley Puppy:
Break us like carrots? I’m sorry, but man, that’s just funny
I mean I can’t take threats from a criminal and a cute bunny


Judy Hopps:
You better Hush Puppy! Never call me cute again
You’re just repeating the same stuff, just like a carrot pen
Nick Wilde:
You don’t know Jack about your partner, yet you think you’re slick?
You got your job from a dog toy!
Judy Hopps:
Real sneaky, Nick
Both:
Rap fast like Flash, 100 yard dash these hacks
Bell-whether or not, you two F.L.O.P.P.ed so bad
Nick Wilde:
You failed your mission
Judy Hopps:
‘Cause we stung like nighthowler darts
Both:
Now we’ll serve you justice, it’s called a hustle, sweetheart!


WHO…. WON….
WHO’S…. NEXT….
YOU…. DECIDE….
EPIC…. RA-
Judy Hopps:
Hurry up already!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!

Written by: Matthew Thomas

Nick Wilde & Judy Hopps vs Dudley Puppy & Kitty Katswell. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons 55.

A battle of the minds, Tetsuo Shima vs Mob.

ANIME RAP BATTLES: TETSUO VS MOB

Tetsuo: Freshy Kanal

Mob: SkeepTieel

Written by: MetalFire and Dusk

Mixed by: SkeepTieel

Tetsuo:
THIS IS MY OPPONENT?! Some Saitama look alike?!
Some squirt who can’t even reach my motorbike?! 
My flick left marks on the anime highway!
I’m loved by the greats! From Lupe to Kanye!
Jogs leave you breathless! Why try to flow?!
Stepping up to me? What are you Mob, Psycho?!
Middle school stories? Your life is lackluster!
Instead of fighting you just play Ghostbuster!
C’mon Moe Howard! Just try and attack!
And keep that con artist of a master in the back!
I’ll leave you disfigured! Wait! Oh shit!
It seems your manga already beat me to it!
I’m the strongest Psychic! Fiercer than Claw!
I rival Gods! I left the government in awe!
left Tokyo at its knees! Reduce it to hellfire!
While you can’t even impress the girl you admire!

*During the beat buildup. We hear the cell phone being answered*

Mob:
Hey master Reigen, need me for something?

Reigen:
Mob, can you come fix my windows?
Some kid screamed so loud they broke

Mob:
Uhhhhhhh, gotta go, bye master!

Mob:
You say you’re hot stuff? Able to destroy towns?
But all I see is the leader of the Clowns!
Focus on your temper rather then your kills!
Cause you’re popping both vessels and pills!
You couldn’t even tower over the Divine Tree
Your verse is your worst crash since Takashi!
Powers don’t change you, you’re still a brat
But I’ll give you the title of Tokyo's lab rat
You’re no Esper, just a disgusting mutant
This runt of the litter needs Body Improvement!
Get it through your thick head, it’s so simple
That God Complex will leave you like Dimple!
Asking for a fight, you’re an arm short man
I’m not shocked that another Shima ruined Japan
All you are is one more washed up 80s star!
But to Kaori, you took “Crush” way too far!

Tetsuo:
I WON’T LOSE TO SOME TATSUMAKI CLONE!!
You can be my Jester when I sit on top my throne!
I’m used to busting heads! You better beware!
My raps will blow you away like Teru’s hair!
You’re too naive! You don’t know who to trust!
Just try to catch up! I’ll leave you in the dust!
Grow a backbone! Then try doing what I do!
I laugh at how your master outshines you!
Don’t you dare have the moral high ground
When for Ritsu, you’re dangerous to be around
You’ll never be normal, accept that it is apparent
That you’ll forever be the burden of your parents

Mob 100%:
Wow, I’m 100% disappointed!
Like all my spoons I’ll leave you disjointed!
All you do for the gang is cause em trouble!
By being the king of a pile of rubble!
Compared to you; 3 toddlers are more deadly
It’s like I’m facing Mewtwo but more edgy
I leave laboratories in shambles when I strike! 
We all know you wanted to ride Kaneda’s “Bike”
For your best friend, you screamed and shout
But he’d rather shoot then help you out!
Call me White T-Poison! I spit lines sick!
To me, your powers are a mere magic trick!
You tried really hard, killing all those people
But Kaneda could never see you as an equal
Akira took pity, formed a new universe, tho
Who’s alone for all eternity? You are; Tetsuo

Tetsuo Vs Mob - Anime Rap Battles #4

Adam (Uberocity) as Ryu
Brodecai as Lucario
Mix and Flowtest by Dustin
Beat by Marsad Men
Thumbnail by Jordanshowish
Written by R the Writer (chiseled by Adam)

Ryu:
When it comes to rap, you're Boned if all you'll spit is Rushed lines
It's Crunch time to leave this joke fainting with my punchlines
Trying to Steel my title? I feel I've got a clear advantage
When a fighter's attacks cause you severe damage
So stuff a Sawk in it, I'll send you flying with Shoryuken
And make this beat the next victim of my Ansatsuken
This dragon keeps on rising while with each gen, you're fading
I'm confident that in this fight, my challenger's already caved in

Lucario:
You disappoint more than your company if those were your best bars
I leave legendaries wary, the worst pain you've dealt's a chest scar
I sense a strong aura in you, as if you'll be a challenge 
Yet all I see's a martial artist second to his swapped palettes
With that in mind, I'll redesign your face black and blue
Or send out my Substitute, since it's a waste rapping you
Brick Break through all your bars, no way that you can defend
In this lyrical spar a spherical aura will send you to your end

Ryu:
You struggled with some golems I could've k.o'd for practice
A fairer foe for you would've been Dan Hibiki
Since I overcame byakushin and galactus
I'm not sure how this glorified pet can defeat me
I'll dodge your surest shots with my unmatched agility
Leaving your raps more useless than your hidden ability
Before you come to battle with your bootleg Hadoken
Know that your toughest attacks are only lethal in pokken

Lucario:
Your Mind's Eye must've been closed if you think you won't lose yet
With a flow even shallower than any of your move sets 
I'll leave your filthy gi cleaned with a Low Sweep
I could've spat better lines than you while Talking in my Sleep
I've locked onto the win with a Blast of Focus
I'm coveted by trainers while you're homeless and hopeless
You've seen the power I posses, trying to fight it isn't worth it
With a Reversal of roles, I'm the fighter leaving with Perfect

Ryu Vs Lucario - Rap Battle

Starbomb

Rap Battle: Ryu vs. Ken

its a morioh christmas, charlie brown.

Beat produced by Kustom
Written by R the Writer and SkeepTieel

SkeepTieel as Charlie Brown
Titanium as Jotaro Kujo

Charlie Brown:
Good grief, I've been through worse, but this fight just isn't fair
A delinquent as distinguished as his hat is from his hair
This monotone prick’s hopped on Clint Eastwood’s shticks
Belonging to a home that Crazy Diamond couldn't fix
So try your best to spit, you can't win this fight with violence
When Kujo’s up against Brown, that's another dog silenced 
Keep your cap low; to me, you’re one more adult with no face
Even Snoopy outmatches your gramps as a War Flying Ace
I’d say I’m more a curveball than D’Arby when I’m up to bat 
But how am I s’posed to crush this fellow into jello? Augh, rats!
Ora ora at me, I’ll spell your defeat out how it’s written!
So learn this pose; I call it the loser’s walk, Like An Egyptian

Jotaro Kujo:
Yare yare. ‘gainst me, prepare to be greatly grieving
This star’s platinum bars hit harder than the rocks you're receiving 
I won't need to lift a finger, like your dog, your lines are slack
and the toughest stands you've seen are lemonade and quacks
Been through a coma before, yet your strips are even worse
Running gags as recycled as the lines in your verse
So “shut up and leave me alone”, now that you've evoked my wrath
Or fall flat on your face again, since you're being played for laughs
Your pessimistic disposition, I don’t want to hear it
Couldn’t figure out Christmas, but stands before my evil spirit?
Not funny, or pretty to look at -Boingo’s comic’s more amusing
And if you were even a user, your Stand power would be losing.

Charlie Brown:
Expected you to sit and do nothing, completely disregard yo
I just thought the trumpet noises sounded like Jotaro
When our Noisy Bizarre Towns collide, Charlie Brown’s going through hell
Why can’t I have a normal rap battle like everyone else?
It’s not like your words hurt -not in physique but I’ve toughened 
Think I’ll just stand here and take it; you’ve got another thing coming
Stand name:「The Coasters」; turn it out now, Charlie Brown! I’m not bluffing!
…good grief. It does nothing.

Jotaro Kujo:
As expected; this depressing kid’s got weak mental energy
No wonder his so-called stand was as effective as his therapy
I’m not pulling any punches, though you can’t even land one wee kick
Write ‘bout this loss to your pen-pal. Send you a postcard from Egypt
You’re a coward. I’ve been more impressed by Polnareff, so step up
Tell me, is that your hair or one of Dio’s flesh buds?
Star Platinum: The World! Stay in the past, this kid seems lost
You wouldn’t have won this anyway, even if you hadn’t pissed me off.

Charlie Brown vs Jotaro Kujo - Rap Battle Side B (2018 Christmas Special)

ITACHI RAP | "Lies" | RUSTAGE ft Eddie Rath [Naruto Rap]

Video Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-XFFxTB-ww

Kakashi Hatake (はたけカカシ, Hatake Kakashi) is a shinobi of Konohagakure's Hatake clan. Famed as Kakashi of the Sharingan (写輪眼のカカシ, Sharingan no Kakashi), he is one of Konoha's most talented ninja; regularly looked to for advice and leadership despite his personal dislike of responsibility. To his students on Team 7, Kakashi teaches the importance of teamwork, a lesson he received, along with the Sharingan, from his childhood friend, Obito Uchiha. After the Fourth Shinobi World War, Kakashi becomes Konoha's Sixth Hokage (六代目火影, Rokudaime Hokage, Literally meaning: Sixth Fire Shadow). This Kakashi Sharingan Rap is similar to Rustage Kakashi Rap ”Copy” and features a Kakashi AMV enjoy the video!

Kakashi Hatake Rap feat. Divide Music & Dreaded Yasuke (Prod. ARORA)

Titanium1208 as DK
JuliantheBeast as Little Mac
Adam as Doc Louis
HyperJacob96 as Announcer

DK:
I’m finally here! Performing for you!
If you know the words you can join in too!
Put your hands together if you want to clap!
As I’m tearing through… this Little Mac! (Huh!)
Tossing barrels on barrels! Just try to escape
Judging by your vertical you’ve been skipping leg day
Guess you can't Jumpman, boy I hope you can rhyme!
I could even take a hundred of you on at a time!
Mac, Really? Even Glass Joe has higher fame 
You’re just a shy guy hiding behind wire frames
KO’s charged! ... oh whoops, you missed
Brawl with us all you want, to me you’re still the assist

Little Mac:
In this corner the underdog’s ready to fight
Ready to let out punches with all his might
All of this training has prepared me for this
When this oversized monkey goes and meets my fist! 
Ain’t no better boxing match since Rocky v. Smirnoff
When this gorilla starts talking I’d rather him bite my ear off.
Peel on outta here, you can’t step in the ring with me
Like your GameCube game you’re sounding too off-beat
Just Look at what I can do to ya with one nasty blow 
How was your verse goofier than your tv show?


DK:
When I was picked first to rap everybody stepped back
You’re like a SoundCloud rapper, huh! Lil’ Mac
Don’t get smacked, Mario knows not to clapback
Rip you to shreds on the track like a Klaptrap
Your height forces you to make low-blows while fighting
Looks like you learned to spit from your buddy Mike Tyson
Your games stop paying and you’re no longer talked about
If you ask me Mac, I think it’s time you Punch Out

Little Mac: 
Ugh, he’s tough… Show him what you got Mac!
He hit me so hard….. Well then, hit him back!
You’re right Doc, I won’t have this be the end!
Pick yourself up, Don’t let him take you out again!
When I attack, the bigger they are the harder they’re falling 
I’ll have you and your whole DK Crew Smash Bawling
I’m fit, slick, and chiseled; got a cocky strut
Guess what? I’m not scared of your little Donkey punch
Giga Mac knows how to expand - dong
Take the crown to show you who’s king, Kong!
And lo, the beast looked on the face of beauty
Asking for an ice pack for his kicked-in booty.

DK:
I’m a classic in Smash ‘cause the Kong’s sublime
When I bongo beat, that’s a conga line
So hang up the gloves, you're looking fatigued
Even when not super slugging, I’m out of your league!
Came swinging at me, punching with all he can 
But even with my eyes closed you’re still getting speedran

Little Mac:
Can’t take the flak? Go back to the arcade
Don’t mess with Mac - this dude learned the hard way
Take down the OG, how’s that for some clout?
10! Raise my arm! Now that’s a knock out!

Super Smash Raps

Donkey Kong vs Little Mac. Super Smash Raps #1

Strange: Alex the Beast
Fate: Titanium1208

Doctor Strange:
Open my eye of Agamotto let me tell you what I see
That there’s no way in hell you’ll win a battle against me
I’m the magnificent magician, lyrics of surgical precision
And after this verbal slaughter, you’ll be in need of a mortician
Shamballa! Take a tip from this sorcerer supreme
You’re like a medieval Ikea mascot with sunbeams 
I strike with the Bolts of Balthakk, you vape like Valtorr
So step back before you join the Mists of Munnopor
In battle verbiage, the living lexicon is in his element
Spitting fire at a squire airing out a dinky helmet
So a Lord of Order up! You’d need more than an apple a day
To keep the eldritch ending ace away! Doctor Strange!
And none Stranger than the Phantom who ails you
Let the Kamar-Taj overcome providence’s stooge!
The Black Priests do not seek you a dark end
I didn’t come to kill you, I came here to bargain

Doctor Fate:
Strange Tales one hears from your gaggle of friends
Like how you're an egomaniac who wants to have sex with his hands
A necrotic built up by nepotism shaking Dark Towers?
You’re if Bale’s Batman found some Harry Potter powers
They call you: Sorcerer! Supreme! Steven! Strange!
But in: Lyrics! I got! Larger! Range!
With your eye you can’t see the controversy you’re causing?
Cause for a guy of black magic you do a lot of white washing
And a mind as cramped as that is sure to fall to chaos easily
Put up your MD and PhD, you’re about to get the third degree
Stop guarding your stones, see that my legacy’s divine
Since you know a thing or two about giving up time
You’re not worth my intellect, confront Swamp Thing, rather
For your kaleidoscope of rhymes is better fitted to rags, sir!
Order’s Juggernaut, you’re in the wrong field against a Mask
Brought a typhoon on Typhon while you fell to Cyttorak!


(STRANGE BRINGS HIM INTO THE MINDSCAPE)
Doctor Strange:
You're mired in the Mindscape, enjoy free consciousness?
Cuz Nabu screwed you, catatonic when your conscience hits
Against all the time in the world immortality’s not an issue
You could win but I’d just be right back to diss you
Let me be frank, you’re anchored by your ankh again
I’m diverse, magics divine to Black Atlantean
My bars are like death’s knell, son. You can’t hide.
What, need another ten-year old to force yourself inside?

Doctor Fate:
A tattered mage brings forth a failed escape for this user
I’ll overturn your impossible claims like the Fourth Yuga!
And be cutting rhymes as fine as you trim that stupid goatee
Until you need a Night Nurse for those burns, Steve!
Losing to Fate? That’s what one calls Manifest Destiny.
I’d like a side of sour cream to this Sorcerer Supreme!
Drop the formality, Strange, we’ve so long together spent.
You’ve been being me since ‘63. Call me Kent

Written by: Seth, Trent, Joey, Legion
Mixed by Freshy Kanal
Additional instruments by Sebb
Covert art by Kamren

Dr. Strange VS Dr. Fate - CBRB Vol. 2 Issue 10

Theodore Roosevelt Vs Winston Churchill. Epic Rap Battles Of History.mp3 (1)

The new Soundcloud for Anime Rap Battles! Battles will be uploaded here from now on! We couldn't get access to the old account, so it was time to start new. Anime Rap Battles is a rap battle series inspired by Epic Rap Battles of History, which showcase characters from Japanese animation, or Anime, battle rapping each other. YouTube Channel updated when possible

Crew members:
Dusk - Rapper/Writer
MetalFire - Rapper/Writer/Announcer
Rayyan - Writer/Editor/Mixer

Tetsuo Vs Mob - Anime Rap Battles #4

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